Ask Stoned Hippie!

[DarkHippie]

Stoned hippie is the handsomest, funniest, terrificist person in the universe. Ask him a question and he shall answer it.

[Don Stugots]

who was president when you last had sex?

[DarkHippie]

who was president when you last had sex?

Dick Chaney

[IMSlacker]

Patchouli, why?

[IMSlacker]

Dick Chaney

Wow! Congrats!

[Hottub]

Does poo taste as good as Dave says?

[fohat]

Bong or Pipe?

[Hottub]

Is a retard chop harder than Section 8's?

[DarkHippie]

Patchouli, why?

I actually hate patchouli, but i am willing to hypothesize why it is so popular. when traveling upon the glorious road of america, there are times when it might be difficult to obtain a shower/bath/deordorent. Patchouli is a strong smell, and thus then will overpower the smell of crotch rot

[DarkHippie]

Does poo taste as good as Dave says?

Poo is awful, but some poo's are ok. The poo of a guy with cerebal palsy is not as stinky, and it is usually very hard so it is not messey

[DarkHippie]

Bong or Pipe?

i love bongs, but i am between bongs right now so i smoked a couple of bowls

[epo]

I need some Mexican themed music for a party this weekend. Where do I start?

[DarkHippie]

Is a retard chop harder than Section 8's?

i think section 8 will win, but the other day i got punched in the ribs by the evil consumer who always hits me and it fuckin hurt like a bitch

[DarkHippie]

I need some Mexican themed music for a party this weekend. Where do I start?

Mexico

[IMSlacker]

Birks or thongs?

[Tall_James]

I need some Mexican themed music for a party this weekend. Where do I start?

I may not be stoned but can I suggest some Flaco Jimenez?

[DarkHippie]

Birks or thongs?

like I can afford Birkenstocks. i usually wear sneakers, but if i am lougning outside i will go barefoot. i love the feeling of grass on my feet

[Fezticle98]

who was president when you last had sex?

Stop reusing questions from ask Gramma.

[Fezticle98]

I need some Mexican themed music for a party this weekend. Where do I start?

Los Lobos? Molotov?

[IMSlacker]

Do you ever pogo, or is it strictly the "noodle" dance at concerts?

[DarkHippie]

Do you ever pogo, or is it strictly the "noodle" dance at concerts?

i used to noodle, but now i just do the old white guy back and forth move.

[IMSlacker]

Phish, or Widespread Panic?

[DarkHippie]

Phish, or Widespread Panic?

Keller Williams

[riverofpiss]

Liberty Caps or indoor grown Cubensis??

[Jennitalia]

spit or swallow?

[IMSlacker]

Liberty Caps or indoor grown Cubensis??

spit or swallow?

Sorry, the Stoned Hippie is napping right now. We expect that he will be able to answer your questions within the next 18 - 36 hours.

[riverofpiss]

Damn unreliable hippies:thumbdown:

[weekapaugjz]

Damn unreliable hippies:thumbdown:

when have hippies ever been reliable?

[riverofpiss]

when have hippies ever been reliable?

They reliably show up stinking like the ass of a skunk.

[fohat]

Keller Williams

Who what when where why how much who what when where why how much?

[JerseyRich]

Keller Williams

Oh you little Freaker by the Speaker!

[joethebartender]

I need some Mexican themed music for a party this weekend. Where do I start?

Get some stuff from The Mavericks. You won't be disappointed.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Why Can't you Depend on Stoned Hippies to Answer Questions in a Prompt Matter?

:king:

[ralphbxny]

(sitting silently)

[IMSlacker]

Why Can't you Depend on Stoned Hippies to Answer Questions in a Prompt Matter?

:king:

Shhh. He's still napping. And after his nap, he may have to cop, so just hold tight.

[cupcakelove]

When should I start drinking?

[DarkHippie]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jennitalia
spit or swallow?


ok, i am high again. I had the hardest fucking day of my life at work. All the head guys got fired so it was me in charge of a dozen ramaging re-rees at a sumer camp.

Anyway, i prefer it when you swallow. But if you have to spit, i won't complain. it just seems that swallowing takes care of a lot of clean up issues

[DarkHippie]

When should I start drinking?

57minutes ago

[TheGameHHH]

Keller Williams

hell motherfucking yes!!! Keller rocks.........i just saw him last month

[DarkHippie]

hell motherfucking yes!!! Keller rocks.........i just saw him last month

He is fan-fucking-tastic, meaning that i would stick my penis inside a moving fan to see him

[riverofpiss]

ok, i am high again. I had the hardest fucking day of my life at work. All the head guys got fired so it was me in charge of a dozen ramaging re-rees at a sumer camp.

Anyway, i prefer it when you swallow. But if you have to spit, i won't complain. it just seems that swallowing takes care of a lot of clean up issues

What is a re-ree??

[DarkHippie]

What is a re-ree??

A special person. My students (adults)are very very very special. They are also very large, which is why they are mine and not some other teacher's.

[weekapaugjz]

what is the best way to avoid being hit by re-ree poo?

[DarkHippie]

what is the best way to avoid being hit by re-ree poo?

Make sure you take them to the bathroom several times a day. One of my guys has to pee every 15 minutes due to some disorder.