Patsopinion... poet?

[patsopinion]

I think I'm wicked funny
so i wanted to share the poems i just did for my English class


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Oakland Athletics
From 1969 to present
Nine times World Series titles
Fifteen time Al Pennants
Fourteen times West Division titles
Once, a wild card birth
Calling home their city by the bay
The new Freemont A?
New stadium?
Cash to compete with Cashman?
Retention of talent?
Money ball can’t compete with money
Freemont A’s
2011 to present

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Out foxed
Out pundited
Out swindeled
Out bullshited
Out bastardized
Out manipulated
Out corrupteded
Out earned
Out spent
Out smarted
Out foxed

www.chucknorrisfacts.com/images/chuck_norris_facts.png
Guns don’t kill people
Chuck Norris kills people.
Chuck Norris has two speeds
Walk, and kill.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck
Covered in human skulls
Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books.
He stairs them down
Until he gets the information he wants
Chuck Norris is the reason
Why Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch
He decides what time it is.
Contrary to popular belief,
America is not a democracy
It is a Chucktatorship
Chuck Norris is my homeboy

[FUNKMAN]

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just kidding brother... :tongue:

i'm not a big poetry guy

[Bob Impact]

I think I'm wicked funny
so i wanted to share the poems i just did for my English class


sfgate.com/c/pictures/2006/11/07/mn_oaklandas_1.jpg
Oakland Athletics
From 1969 to present
Nine times World Series titles
Fifteen time Al Pennants
Fourteen times West Division titles
Once, a wild card birth
Calling home their city by the bay
The new Freemont A?
New stadium?
Cash to compete with Cashman?
Retention of talent?
Money ball can’t compete with money
Freemont A’s
2011 to present

www.upcheer.com/images/foxnews/foxnews08.jpg
Out foxed
Out pundited
Out swindeled
Out bullshited
Out bastardized
Out manipulated
Out corrupteded
Out earned
Out spent
Out smarted
Out foxed

www.chucknorrisfacts.com/images/chuck_norris_facts.png
Guns don’t kill people
Chuck Norris kills people.
Chuck Norris has two speeds
Walk, and kill.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck
Covered in human skulls
Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books.
He stairs them down
Until he gets the information he wants
Chuck Norris is the reason
Why Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch
He decides what time it is.
Contrary to popular belief,
America is not a democracy
It is a Chucktatorship
Chuck Norris is my homeboy
Uhm, for the last one you just took a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes and hit enter in the middle of the sentence.

[Leticia]

If you performed the Chuck Norris poem at my job, people would love you.

I just found the perfect place for you, a bar and a poetry club.

Wipe the drool.

Lol.

[Midkiff]

I think I'm wicked funny

You thought wrong.

[mikeyboy]

Uhm, for the last one you just took a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes and hit enter in the middle of the sentence.

I'm going to print out all of my posts on this board consecutively, do the same thing, and release it as the Iliad 2.

[Leticia]

I'm a huge fan of vaginal intercourse as well.

This post will be awkward after you change your sig.

[mikeyboy]

I'm a huge fan of vaginal intercourse as well.

This post will be awkward after you change your sig.

or if someone posts before you can get your reply in. :tongue:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Violets are Blue
Roses are Red
Pats Poems are Hacky
and this is an awful thread



i kid i kid


:king:

[reillyluck]

I'm a huge fan of vaginal intercourse as well.

This post will be awkward after you change your sig.

man. Mod quotes are happening like crazy tonight. :tongue:

[Marc with a c]

man. Mod quotes are happening like crazy tonight. :tongue:

man. i want that mod quote.

[Sleeves]

I have to admit I laughed a couple times at the Chuck Norris poem.

Chucktatorship.

I thought you were gonna go with Chucktocracy...but I think you nailed it.

I could actually read a lot more of these Chuck Norris bits.

I say good job Pattyboy.

Also in the tradition of that tradition, let me rewrite the following:

"Chuck Norris doesn’t read books.
He stairs them down"

I think it should be:

"Chuck Norris doesn’t read books.
He goes down the stares."

[Kevin]

Chicks do like to write poems...


Just sayin..

[SatCam]

Patsopinion... poet?

nope

[prothunderball]

as long as we're posting bad poems that we've written, here's one I wrote back in 2000, and believe it or not it was actually published.

Ode to Luigi

We first met him in the original game
Even then he was thought to be lame
His name Is Luigi and he is the forgotten brother
Though both came from the same mother
Unfortunately he was condemned to second player
But nobody knew, not only was he a plumber, he was a brick layer
Every game since has been named for that bitch Mario
Little did we know how far Luigi would go
With the new games he was still in competition
But always having the second billing has made him a man with a mission
He is about to unleash his secret plan
Then only God can save us from the wrath of that man
You probably all wish you had shown him more respect
Because now you know not what to expect
I cannot tell you what will unfold
But it shan’t be weak, it will definitely be bold
So eat your vitamins and say your prayers
And hope Luigi isn’t so damned pissed off anymore