What do you want for X-mas?

[PrivatePyle]

x-ray goggles

Remember Sammy Jankis

Hey, who stepped on the duck?

[RF Godfather]

A better year than this one!

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[Jennitalia]

Lots of presents




"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too!"

[reeshy]

I would like a new love to open my heart!!!

P.S. sounds faggy-right?oh well!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 11-21-01 @ 1:43 PM

[The Temptress]

What I want for x-mas waiting for me under my tree is a board member who will remain nameless...he knows who he is...but since I know I cant have him I opt to hide out in front of his house behind some bushes and hope to get a glance of him ;)

Not all things tempting are bad for you!

[brodieman]

what do i want for xmas???

$$$$$$$$$$$$

:)



Everyone here
Hates everyone here
For doing the same thing
That they do...
-Less Than Jake, Boarders and Boundries

[brodieman]

(Nice Memento reference Private)


Everyone here
Hates everyone here
For doing the same thing
That they do...
-Less Than Jake, Boarders and Boundries



This message was edited by brodieman on 11-21-01 @ 10:39 PM

[Se7en]

I want this year to be over with already.

As for Xmas, I'll settle for video games and porn.

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[Tazz1376]

I could really use a relationship with a cool woman.

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Thanks To WWFallon

[Dirtybird11]

i want bo bo brazil in a cage.

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wishin and hopin and prayin=)

[Dirtybird11]

i want bo bo brazil in a cage.

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[Zipgun]

To be able to leave this hell hole armpit of Toms River.





And a cable modem(56k blows).

[Hexd]

What do I want for Christmas? I'll tell ya what I want...

I want:

Christmas decorations to go up the day after Thanksgiving and not the day after Easter
The same pricks who are good people just for Christmas week to be good people all the time
That fuzzy Christmas feeling all year round..mmmmm.


Wanna hear what I *don't* want? ;)


With the deepest sincerety you've ever felt,
<- Hexd ->

[Hexd]

What do I want for Christmas? I'll tell ya what I want...

I want:

Christmas decorations to go up the day after Thanksgiving and not the day after Easter
The same pricks who are good people just for Christmas week to be good people all the time
That fuzzy Christmas feeling all year round..mmmmm.


Wanna hear what I *don't* want? ;)


With the deepest sincerety you've ever felt,
<- Hexd ->

[TheGameHHH]

Man, I was kinda hoping for a new cell phone. But it seems everyone here has totally different ideas of what they want.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[The Belcher]

I would like to have a new set of grunions, a plinkit, and a snorn, in that order. Then I wanna play with the wrapping paper until everyone gets annoyed that I'm making paper noises. Then I want to come back home and play with my toys. A sincere hand-job would be nice too. And some cheese. I like cheese. And maybe a cleaning lady. One who won't eat all my cheese. I would also like someone to invent self-cleaning dust for my apartment, and self washing laundry. And self-drinking beer, but I don't know what it would do. I would also like peace in our time and goodwill toward me. I deserve it. It would be a nice change. I would also like a change of socks. These have been in my family for far too long. I also want sleeping pills, so I won't come here late at night to bother the rest of you. And crackers. I want crackers for the cheese. On a mushy note, I too would like someone to steal my heart, and treat it with the kindness and consideration that it deserves, and not like a meatloaf. Hey, honey! Not so hard! It's not like pulling a carrot out of the ground!! And "blow job" is just an EXPRESSION! Anybody know a nice girl for me? I live in Westchester.

Okay bye.



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