Who will be dead first?

[King Imp]

So, which one of these two trainwrecks will we be hearing about dead first? Will it be Lindsay "Rehab To Me Consists Of Going To The Beach And Spa" Lohan or Britney "I Never Recovered From The Fact That Aguilera Passed Me On The Hottness Scale, Thus Making Me Second Fiddle In The Pop Queen Wars" Spears?

While Lohan has some serious problems that her whore mother doesn't seem to care about helping her with, plenty of people have had problems with drugs and come back. Hell, look at Robert Downey Jr.
Britney on the other hand is on the verge of a complete meltdown and she will either seriously hurt someone else or herself. I never thought I'd see the day when Federline was considered the better of the two parents (a recent poll I saw had it 88%-12% in his favor).

Anyway, my vote goes to Britney kicking it first.

[JPMNICK]

I do not think either one of them is going to die anytime soon. If courtney Love is still around, these 2 will make it

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I say Lohan at age 64

:king:

[MrPink]

It's a toss up, both of them will not be dead for a long time though. Gettin fucked up with blow and booze is rough on the body, but so is being deadbeat mom. I say Lohan dies of cancer someday.

[envirogator]

I do not think either one of them is going to die anytime soon. If courtney Love is still around, these 2 will make it

Exactly! Look how far both have to go just to get to 'Love' status.

[envirogator]

I wonder who's next in the celebrity-whore-fuck up category?

[Dougie Brootal]

i say britney cuz i hate her more. i still think linsey is kinda hot.

[Doctor Z]

The thing about celebrity trainwrecks is, they usually die very young... If a celebrity trainwreck makes it past a certain threshold of age, they can go forever. (ie - Ozzy, all of the Rolling Stones) I think if you break 35 and haven't died yet, you're solid (wrestlers notwithstanding). That being said, I can see Lohan dying before Britney.

[Earlshog]

Tom Snyder

[buzzard]

Mickey Rooney must be on the launching pad.

[Landblast]

to my knowledge Britney hasn't crashed her car, drunk, high on coke,..twice. i say Lohan

[riverofpiss]

I say that they both will live to be old burned out starlets. I'll go with Lohan dying first because I remember reading somewhere that redheads die earlier than people with other hair colours on average.

[DarkHippie]

lindsey is more likely to die tragically, but Amy Winehouse will beat them both to the grave

[Bulldogcakes]

Lindsay, her Mom's an alcoholic and she gives off a very self abusive vibe. Add lots of cash to an addictive personality and you have a recipe for disaster.

Britney is too vain to ever do anything to hurt herself.

[scottinnj]

I said Lindsay because Britney has 2 kids. My sister was a coke head maniac but because of her kids she eventually quit drugs.

[DarkHippie]

Britney is too vain to ever do anything to hurt herself.

she probably thinks this thread is about her

[cougarjake13]

i voted lohan

mainly b/c we hear more about her hard partying

[sailor]

The thing about celebrity trainwrecks is, they usually die very young... If a celebrity trainwreck makes it past a certain threshold of age, they can go forever. (ie - Ozzy, all of the Rolling Stones) I think if you break 35 and haven't died yet, you're solid (wrestlers notwithstanding). That being said, I can see Lohan dying before Britney.

i thought the age was 27 (cobain, morrison, et al.). these girls' main problem is they're girls, if they were guys this shit would be romanticized (morrison, cobain, et al.).

[BIGASS307Buddays]

if 1 of those whores die, it will be the next step and the other will kill themself to be as cool... just like Lohan-whore will follow Hilton-Whore to prison....

[riverofpiss]

she probably thinks this thread is about her

More like she' so vague that she doesn't realize this thread is about her.

[A.J.]

I say both of their careers.

[King Imp]

Yes, I'd like to order a one way ticket to the looney bin please.

Spears yelled "I am going to kill you! I am going to fucking kill you!," at Andrew Deetz, the photographer who was allegedly beaten by Spears' bodyguard on Thursday
The men were taking pictures of Spears and her children as they left the spa at the Wynn Las Vegas casino-hotel at about 11:30 a.m., accompanied by two bodyguards.
One bodyguard, Cesar Julio Camera, pushed Henderson (the other photopgrapher) against the wall until Wynn security intervened.
Afterward, Spears ran toward Henderson but was stopped by security, and then threw a baby bottle at him.
Then, in front of several other hotel guests and bystanders, Spears threatened to kill Deetz and said he should get a restraining order against her because she was going to kill him or hire someone that would.

[buzzard]

Lindsay will be in rehab for a Long time,so I'll say Spears.Of course Courtney Love will win over both of them!

[bigredd]

I think the real question is this:

Which one does porn or nudie mag layout first?

[bigredd]

More like she' so vague that she doesn't realize this thread is about her.

Lil Carly Simon shout out. Nice work.

[King Imp]

I think Britney needs more votes after this latest trainwreck.

[ralphbxny]

I still think Lohan...especially after last night. Shes Spears she has to concentrate on being a mom cause show biz is not for her!

[lleeder]

I hope they both die simotaniously choking on my load. Tie

[RoyMunson]

Lindsay

[Doogie]

Hopefully these two wander into a nuclear testing site, and we dont have to hear about them anymore