Russia kicks sand in Canada's face

[nate1000]

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=070802155853.emu0vywb&show_article=1

Can't wait to see how this plays out- I hope the US stays neutral in this.

[JPMNICK]

i doubt this will turn into anything more than political wrangling. but if shit hits the fan, watch how fast Quebec tries to succeed

[DolaMight]

I love havin a right-leaning party in power here, we've been governed by the liberals pretty much our entire history short of 1983-93. Not because I agree with all the Conservatives' policies but because I do find the new rhetoric refreshing.

The liberals would have called for talks to see if everything can't be worked out nicely. Not Stephen Harper. Takes a flight up to the north pole to visit the locals, tells the seals and bogpeople this shit is ours, and don't let any rat-hat wearing motherfuckers tell you different. He's taking a cue from the Prez and instead of doing anything productive just deciding to grandstand instead.


I say fuck it, it's time we give the ruskies what they should have gotten during the cold war and take Moscow. Sure maybe Hitler and Napoleon failed, but if we take all our military might, all 50 000 troops(including reserves) over the pole Canada will be not only be the biggest country in North America but the biggest country in Europe as well.

President Poutine, get ready to have your underwater Russian mini-novelty flag shoved right up your ass in the comfort of your precious Kremlin. We're comin.

[DolaMight]

i doubt this will turn into anything more than political wrangling. but if shit hits the fan, watch how fast Quebec tries to succeed

They don't know what to do, with the Iraq war they can't flee south for fear of being drafted there, and they can't stay here because we've gone fista'cuffs with the ruskies.

I just looked out the window and they've started to build a really really big wall. I hear club music from behind it.

[EliSnow]

i doubt this will turn into anything more than political wrangling. but if shit hits the fan, watch how fast Quebec tries to succeed

Nah, I'm wondering how fast it will take them to secede.

[Bob Impact]

Does this mean that I can claim Alaska, like I've always dreamed?

[ChimneyFish]

I say fuck it, it's time we give the ruskies what they should have gotten during the cold war and take Moscow. Sure maybe Hitler and Napoleon failed, but if we take all our military might, all 50 000 troops(including reserves) over the pole Canada will be not only be the biggest country in North America but the biggest country in Europe as well.




Nominee - Funniest Post, 2007:clap:

[mdr55]

Fuck. Tell George Bush to invade Russia. After all, it's an extension of the Beiring Strait.

[Recyclerz]

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President Poutine,
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I get Canadian puns.

Well, that one anyway. :wink:

[ralphbxny]

Fuck. Tell George Bush to invade Russia. After all, it's an extension of the Beiring Strait.


Shhhh!! I think he is listening!!