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Judge Smails
08-02-2007, 12:37 PM
You take these things off, or what? Fucking kids today, walking around with pants that are five sizes too big, and tags on their hats like they're latter day Minnie Pearls.

I am a cranky old fuck, aren't I?

prothunderball
08-02-2007, 12:41 PM
I am a cranky old fuck, aren't I?

yup.

I think its stupid too, but I'm just can't be bothered to care.

Devo37
08-02-2007, 12:53 PM
those tags are retarded! they're not supposed to stay on the hat, morons. if hats came wrapped in plastic, these idiots would be walking around with plastic bags on their head!!!

and p.s., the brim of a ball cap is supposed to curved, not flat.

JPMNICK
08-02-2007, 12:56 PM
it's a hip hop thing

Doctor Z
08-02-2007, 12:58 PM
It has to look freshly stolen, which it usually is.

torker
08-02-2007, 01:01 PM
http://www.abracadabrasuperstore.com/catalog/costumes/costumehats/p3/Untitled-6.jpg

Snacks
08-02-2007, 01:01 PM
You take these things off, or what? Fucking kids today, walking around with pants that are five sizes too big, and tags on their hats like they're latter day Minnie Pearls.

I am a cranky old fuck, aren't I?

those tags are retarded! they're not supposed to stay on the hat, morons. if hats came wrapped in plastic, these idiots would be walking around with plastic bags on their head!!!

and p.s., the brim of a ball cap is supposed to curved, not flat.

fucking haters! Styles change so dont hate. I dont like all of the baggy shit thats why I dont wear it.

And by the way who says hats are supposed to be curved? If that were true then they should be made that way. I do curve my hat but only because that was the STYLE back when I was a kid. The STYLE today is FLAT, the way they are made.

buzzard
08-02-2007, 01:08 PM
I guess I come under the label of cranky old phuck...I don't HATE them,I just wonder how those guys can run..when I was young(around the time of the invention of the wheel)..we ran or rode bikes how can they do either? my shit would've gotten tangled-up in the spokes:unsure:

Fezticle98
08-02-2007, 01:27 PM
[Stupid] people were wearing tags on their hats back in the early '90's.

Interesting that the flat brim is in style now. I thought that only farmers did that.

King Hippos Bandaid
08-02-2007, 01:51 PM
meh, stoopid ethnic fads

I am into the Visor Hat Now....

just got a Kick Ass NY Giants Visor

:king:

mdr55
08-02-2007, 04:02 PM
If it's good enough for Upper Deck. It's good enough for my hat.

King Hippos Bandaid
08-02-2007, 04:19 PM
If it's good enough for Upper Deck. It's good enough for my hat.


Id rather have a Sportfic Hat

:king:

Devo37
08-02-2007, 07:41 PM
And by the way who says hats are supposed to be curved? If that were true then they should be made that way. I do curve my hat but only because that was the STYLE back when I was a kid. The STYLE today is FLAT, the way they are made.

hats used in the pros are made with curved bills.

as for why they are supposed to be curved, it's a matter of functionality. if the bill is curved, it fits on the head better and won't fly off as easily. with a flat bill, the cap flares out in front of the ears, and you have to wear a hat larger than your head size. in an actual game, it would keep falling off your head (which greatly reduces its usefulness at keeping the sun out of your eyes).

PapaBear
08-02-2007, 07:52 PM
it's a hip hop thing
Is it, now?
http://www.nndb.com/people/493/000043364/minnie-pearl.jpg

ryno1974
08-02-2007, 08:25 PM
Before I even start, I will admit that I have officially become an old man.

That being said, not only should the labels be removed, the bill curved and the hat the correct size for your head, BUT THE FUCKING THING SHOULD BE STRAIGHT!!! There is nothing worse than a kid with a hat 6 sizes too big, covering his ears, fucking sticker and or tag still hanging off it and all crooked .
the only thing worse are those stupid fucking knit hats that have a shitty little pretend bill that is about a third the regular size (also usually worn all crooked)

The worse example I ever saw was a guy and his girlfriend in their 30's wearing matching knitted fake baseball hats shitty looking things. They sat in front of me on a 2 hour flight and I had to stare at that gay looking pair of matching hats. Who wears anything that matches his girlfriends??

Fezticle98
08-02-2007, 08:31 PM
The worse example I ever saw was a guy and his girlfriend in their 30's wearing matching knitted fake baseball hats shitty looking things. They sat in front of me on a 2 hour flight and I had to stare at that gay looking pair of matching hats. Who wears anything that matches his girlfriends??

Jonathan and his girlfriend wear matching shirts.

prothunderball
08-02-2007, 08:32 PM
That being said, not only should the labels be removed, the bill curved and the hat the correct size for your head, BUT THE FUCKING THING SHOULD BE STRAIGHT!!! T?

Why? In what way does the way some kid is wearing his hat affect you life at all?

PapaBear
08-02-2007, 08:32 PM
Jonathan and his girlfriend wear matching shirts.
SONOFABITCH!!!

tele7
08-02-2007, 08:35 PM
Is it, now?
http://www.nndb.com/people/493/000043364/minnie-pearl.jpg

Maybe it's a punk rock thing.

Fezticle98
08-02-2007, 08:38 PM
Why do umpires sometimes wear short-billed caps?

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/941/uc300sbwg4.gif

I guess it could be to fit a mask over when behind home plate, but it bothers me when an ump at 3rd base wears one. I like to give them the business about it.

tele7
08-02-2007, 08:47 PM
Reminds me of a 10 minute fad from the early 80's. Pulling the left leg of your sweatpants up over the calf.

prothunderball
08-02-2007, 08:50 PM
Reminds me of a 10 minute fad from the early 80's. Pulling the left leg of your sweatpants up over the calf.

Didn't LL Cool J do that too in like the late 90's early 00's?

ChrisTheCop
08-02-2007, 08:52 PM
Why do umpires sometimes wear short-billed caps?

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/941/uc300sbwg4.gif

I guess it could be to fit a mask over when behind home plate, but it bothers me when an ump at 3rd base wears one. I like to give them the business about it.

you could call him a short billed plate-a-puss.
that would really stick in his craw.

tele7
08-02-2007, 09:04 PM
Didn't LL Cool J do that too in like the late 90's early 00's?

I'm sure he did, but I definitely remember seeing it in High School in the 80's.

mikeyboy
08-02-2007, 09:12 PM
you could call him a short billed plate-a-puss.
that would really stick in his craw.

FUNKMAN? Are you posting from Chris' place?

sailor
08-03-2007, 12:36 AM
Why? In what way does the way some kid is wearing his hat affect you life at all?

if he sees it and thinks it looks stupid isn't that enough of a reason for him to comment? heck, you didn't like his post and saw fit to comment on that. i think people not letting him comment on society at-large is what drove jclintsma away.

Snacks
08-03-2007, 01:07 AM
so many people seem to have a hate for what they dont know or what they are used to. Styles change you either change your style or keep it the same. Im different from most people on this board. I was a big time guido and listend to club, techno, house and hip hop music. I would bet most on this board listend to rock (of some kind) and wore band tee shirts and jeans. Some of you that hate this new style im sure hated what us guidos wore. But it was the style and fashion. Just like today hip hop is a fashion, a culture and a style.

What would you like them to wear? I know they would have a lot to say about what you wore and are still wearing. I never understood the whole long hair, ACDC tee shirt with skin tight jeans. But I never complained about it and let it ruin my day or life like some of you do.

topless_mike
08-03-2007, 04:07 AM
one of my wife's friends (white), well her baby daddy has trouble paying child support for their 3 kids, but somehow has a new pair of sneakers and a new hat every month.

...just stating an observation on a personal level.


and those ugly hats that they are wearing these days are expensive.

p.s.
yankee hats should only be in navy blue with white lettering, not black on blac, or red on red, or camoflauge, etc.


it gives me the red ass everytime i see one of those hats. not that i really care about it, its more of "way things used to be" issue with me.

ok, shut up stupid. stop typing..

timmay.

Stankfoot
08-03-2007, 02:14 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/KrissKross.jpg

prothunderball
08-03-2007, 02:26 PM
if he sees it and thinks it looks stupid isn't that enough of a reason for him to comment? heck, you didn't like his post and saw fit to comment on that. i think people not letting him comment on society at-large is what drove jclintsma away.

I wasn't saying he couldn't post, or that he shouldn't comment. I was really wondering why people let stuff like this get to them so much. He said peopel "shouldn't" wear there hats a certain way, and I honest wonder why he thinks they shouldn't.
I don't get where you think I was saying he couldn't comment, he's more than welcome to comment, and I can ask a question about it.

ryno1974
08-04-2007, 04:00 PM
I wasn't saying he couldn't post, or that he shouldn't comment. I was really wondering why people let stuff like this get to them so much. He said peopel "shouldn't" wear there hats a certain way, and I honest wonder why he thinks they shouldn't.
I don't get where you think I was saying he couldn't comment, he's more than welcome to comment, and I can ask a question about it.

I have no problem with what you are saying. I hear you, but disagree. I think my style (if you can even call it that) stinks, but at least it is not goofy looking.

Sadly, I did participate in many a fad. sweats up past the knee, mullets, zubaz pants, bicycle shorts. UGH. I'm just tryng to help these kids NOT have to look back at pictures of themselves as teenagers and have their 7 year old daughter say "daddy, whats wrong with your hair in this picture? And why are those shorts your wearing look like underwear?"

El Mudo
08-04-2007, 04:13 PM
I gotta wear my hats like my favorite ballplayers...



http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/jon_heyman/04/12/scoop.wednesday/cordero.jpg




If a flat billed hat is good enough for Chad Cordero, its good enough for me dammit...

ryno1974
08-04-2007, 07:41 PM
I gotta wear my hats like my favorite ballplayers...



http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/jon_heyman/04/12/scoop.wednesday/cordero.jpg




If a flat billed hat is good enough for Chad Cordero, its good enough for me dammit...


I'm confused....... Who are these NATIONALS? Oh, right, you mean the Expos.

I still cant beleive you Americans are so hung up on baseball. It's the dullest sport on earth.

BalzacWB
08-04-2007, 07:47 PM
7 1/4 checking in


I fucking hate the tags hanging off the hat, but I cant say shit because I normally leave the circular hologram on the underside of the brim on... that is until angelfuck pulls it off and yells at me.

I always take the little rectangle one off the top of the brim, and yes I curve my brim!!!! It's just the sensible thing to do.



I'm going to lids to buy a new hat or three tomorrow :)

Fezticle98
08-04-2007, 08:08 PM
I'm confused....... Who are these NATIONALS? Oh, right, you mean the Expos.

I still cant beleive you Americans are so hung up on baseball. It's the dullest sport on earth.

You tell 'em, Sandberg!

MrPink
08-04-2007, 10:11 PM
I'm confused....... Who are these NATIONALS? Oh, right, you mean the Expos.

I still cant beleive you Americans are so hung up on baseball. It's the dullest sport on earth.

So is this your gimmick? What else is sooo great aboot Canada?

drjoek
08-05-2007, 09:16 AM
Not exactly on point but it summarizes things pretty well



If its too loud you're too old

ryno1974
08-05-2007, 07:07 PM
So is this your gimmick? What else is sooo great aboot Canada?

Lets see:

1) ample supply of fresh water (you will be wishing you had THAT in another 30 or 40 years)
2) no gun crime (we were smart enough to make them illegal)
3) little to no racism (at least compared to our cross burning friends down south)
4) universal health care - we all get whatever medical treatment we need, regardless of insurance.
5) Proper football (what the FUCK is it with that 4th down??)
6) Cuba is a vacation destination. In fact, since there are no americans there it is a very desired destination. Oh, and we can puff away on Cuban cigars anywhere we want without going to jail.
7) We use the metric system. Like the rest of the world.

FUNKMAN
08-05-2007, 07:13 PM
Lets see:

1) ample supply of fresh water (you will be wishing you had THAT in another 30 or 40 years)



in another 30 or 40 years and 'a day' you'd be wishing we never took all that water by force

Fezticle98
08-05-2007, 07:16 PM
Wow, this thread has truly been derailed.

sailor
08-05-2007, 07:20 PM
I wasn't saying he couldn't post, or that he shouldn't comment. I was really wondering why people let stuff like this get to them so much. He said peopel "shouldn't" wear there hats a certain way, and I honest wonder why he thinks they shouldn't.
I don't get where you think I was saying he couldn't comment, he's more than welcome to comment, and I can ask a question about it.

i never said or implied you were trying to censor him. just pointing out he didn't like something and commented (fashion), then you didn't like something and commented (his post). very similar.

ryno1974
08-05-2007, 07:36 PM
in another 30 or 40 years and 'a day' you'd be wishing we never took all that water by force

In another 30 or 40 year and a day and six or seven years for another one of your fucked up wars, and we will still have our water, and you will still have a shit head for a president that cant finish.

How's that Iraq thing going for ya these days? I see you are really taking your time with it, sorta like Vietnam.

Judge Smails
08-05-2007, 07:40 PM
in another 30 or 40 years and 'a day' you'd be wishing we never took all that water by force

This is one of the funniest things I've read on this board.

In another 30 or 40 year and a day and six or seven years for another one of your fucked up wars, and we will still have our water, and you will still have a shit head for a president that cant finish.

How's that Iraq thing going for ya these days? I see you are really taking your time with it, sorta like Vietnam.

This . . . not so much.

FUNKMAN
08-05-2007, 07:45 PM
in another 30 or 40 years and 'a day' you'd be wishing we never took all that water by force

In another 30 or 40 year and a day and six or seven years for another one of your fucked up wars, and we will still have our water, and you will still have a shit head for a president that cant finish.

How's that Iraq thing going for ya these days? I see you are really taking your time with it, sorta like Vietnam.

easy, you're a bit too caught up in this US vs Canada thing... this Pres has one of the most dismal approval ratings going and a large part due to the war. slightly more than half the voters just made a big mistake, twice!

ryno1974
08-05-2007, 07:45 PM
Seemed funny to me...............

Fezticle98
08-05-2007, 07:47 PM
In another 30 or 40 year and a day and six or seven years for another one of your fucked up wars, and we will still have our water, and you will still have a shit head for a president that cant finish.

How's that Iraq thing going for ya these days? I see you are really taking your time with it, sorta like Vietnam.

Go screw, you cunt. Just because you have some sort of inferiority complex doesn't excuse you making light of the death of several thousand young American men and women. Fuckin Quebecois.

You were probably one of those cocksuckers celebrating on 9/11. "Guess those Americans got taken down a peg."

ryno1974
08-05-2007, 08:03 PM
Dont be such a typical american douche. One of yours started the "we will take what we want" discussion. I am just pointing out the facts.

In case you missed it, we are not the pro war ones, you guys are. If it were up to us no one would have lost their lives over make-believe WMD. And it's not just americans, its Canadians loosing their lives too. Dont hate the player, hate the game. You guys have the choice every 4 years to make a difference, but last time you chose not to. Now we all have to live with those choices.

Thank God you can only serve 2 terms in the US.

On a side note, I do love the physical country in the US (especially in the Michigan / Wisconsin area) . Great place for outdoor activities

Fezticle98
08-05-2007, 08:17 PM
Your reasons why Canada is great list sucked. The only good reason you listed was ability to travel to Cuba, so it wasn't even really about Canada at all. And don't worry, Cuba will be overrun by "Ugly Americans" in a few years anyway. I'm sure there are plenty of great things about Canada, but your list was lame.

If you hate Americans so much, why visit here? Your favorite radio show, movie, and tv show are American, yet you delight in America's failures in Iraq. You smug little prick.

I agree, Bush sucks. I'm glad I never voted for him, but I don't exult in his failures that have caused so many people to die. I guess they were asking for it, just like the people on 9/11, because they were citizens of the USA.

I'm glad most Canadians I have met aren't like you.

ryno1974
08-05-2007, 08:29 PM
Your fucked. Your points make no sense. I never said anything about anyone deserving anything. In fact I DID say that no one deserved those awful things. I dont delight in your failures, I just wish that more of you could see the waste of precious lives and pull out.

Anyway, I'm done posting on this. I was fucking around based on some good natured comments that went back and forth (starting with a baseball comment and ending up with an Iraq discussion) and ended up going no where. I have no problem with amercans. Some are dumb, some are smart. Some are wastes of flesh, some are incredible people. JUST LIKE CANADIANS AND EVERY OTHER NATIONALITY.

I like American radio, like Canadian sports, I like american movies, I like Canadian TV. It's not about the nationality of anything, it about what a person likes. I think the saddest part i that americans like american everything, and because of the fact that they are such a world player they dont get as much of a chance to branch out and experience other things.

Have a good day, and try not to have a stroke over this conversation.

BalzacWB
08-05-2007, 09:00 PM
so about those damn baseball holograms....

ryno1974
08-05-2007, 09:07 PM
I LOVE em. And I love everyones rights to wear them because if I were to say anything negative about them I would be a douche. A stupid, Canadian, soldier murdering douche.

enough said.

SatCam
08-05-2007, 09:13 PM
Lets see:

1) ample supply of fresh water (you will be wishing you had THAT in another 30 or 40 years)
2) no gun crime (we were smart enough to make them illegal)
3) little to no racism (at least compared to our cross burning friends down south)
4) universal health care - we all get whatever medical treatment we need, regardless of insurance.
5) Proper football (what the FUCK is it with that 4th down??)
6) Cuba is a vacation destination. In fact, since there are no americans there it is a very desired destination. Oh, and we can puff away on Cuban cigars anywhere we want without going to jail.
7) We use the metric system. Like the rest of the world.

all negatives

ryno1974
08-05-2007, 09:15 PM
WTF? Are we back on that again? One of the gentlemen here steered us back to being on topic and now back to the gutter?

I am disappointed.

MrPink
08-05-2007, 09:18 PM
Go back to Mexico

FUNKMAN
08-05-2007, 09:20 PM
gotta give props for this funny fucker

http://www.saturday-night-live.com/images/weekendupdate/macdonald.gif

SatCam
08-05-2007, 09:22 PM
WTF? Are we back on that again? One of the gentlemen here steered us back to being on topic and now back to the gutter?

I am disappointed.

there you go again

ryno1974
08-05-2007, 09:23 PM
Dont forget Alex Trebeck. Or Alan Thicke.

God save us.................

FUNKMAN
08-05-2007, 09:27 PM
love this hot bitch!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/307597.jpg

sailor
08-06-2007, 03:08 AM
so about those damn baseball holograms....

i blame the canadians

topless_mike
08-06-2007, 04:33 AM
http://www.tonyskansascity.com/tonyskansascity/internetfight.jpg

TheMojoPin
08-06-2007, 07:21 AM
http://www.tonyskansascity.com/tonyskansascity/internetfight.jpg

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