Who Are You?

[LiddyRules]

The five official members of Ron and Fez (Ron, Fez, Earl, Dave and Pitzy) all have relatively distinct personalities. So I'll pose the question- which one of the five are you most like?

While I would love to be Ron, I admit first and foremost that I share a lot more similarities with Fez, especially pre-manic Fez.

[weekapaugjz]

While I would love to be Ron, I admit first and foremost that I share a lot more similarities with Fez, especially pre-manic Fez.

does that mean you like cuban pool boys?

[LiddyRules]

does that mean you like cuban pool boys? Who doesn't?

[Fezticle98]

Probably Pitzy, by default.

Not smooth enough to be Ron. Not crazy enough to be Fez. Not the center of attention like Dave. Not quite pathetic enough (or black) to be Earl.

[weekapaugjz]

Who doesn't?

touche

[PapaBear]

I started off as none of them, but I add a little Ron to my life every day. Plus, there's that whole "coke thing".

[ppanda]

I have to say I am more like Dave- I have the alcohol thing and all you have to do is dare me to do something and I will do it regardless of consequeces.....Plus Im Irish without the red hair.

[mikeyboy]

Lilly


I mean...er...

maybe this should be in the confessional

[tele7]

A Fez/Earl combo

http://img.timeinc.net/popsci/images/2006/12/19-Breakfast-Club.jpg

[ChrisTheCop]

I started off as none of them, but I add a little Ron to my life every day. Plus, there's that whole "coke thing".
http://www.bildirgec.org/imaj/whanka/704a.jpg

I got my eye on YOU.

[JPMNICK]

I would said Pitz. Maybe just because we are the same age, and come from similiar towns and families. my 2nd choice was ron. I can not relate to Fez at all, i feel bad for him everyday with all he goes through. and if i was like earl, i would fucking step into traffic.

[MJ]

http://www.bildirgec.org/imaj/whanka/704a.jpg

I got my eye on YOU.

That made me laugh and cough like a maniac for a solid minute as I stupidly smoked my cigarette.

I'm Ron (with a lot less wit) to the point where my best friend is actually a LOT like Fez (down to the all of our friends thinking he's gay and he's still a virgin)

[spoon]

The closest I have is the Ron thing. I could never be the crazed lunatic like ESD, the sad loner that is Earl, or the theatrical Fezzy on stage or on the air. I do have a business type approach at time as I feel Pitzy's role is on the show. But mostly I'm the bullbusting alpha male type like Ron who sticks to his guns. Of course I'm not even close to Ron's wit......but who really is!?

Who's a Billy Staples? Let us know so we can get you help now!

[Heather 8]

With the depression, mood swings, and wrestling obsession, I'm definitely most like Fez.

[topless_mike]

i would be most like earl.
always the scapegoat, do most of the work/get none of the credit, and sometimes i think im black.

which is funny, cause when you talk to earl, you get the sense that he's just screaming to be white.

at a certain event, earl picked up one of my bass guitars and he had the look on his face like he just wanted to rock out some RATT or TWISTED SISTER

[StupidGirlllll]

Why are there no girls on the list you are such a pig. Isn't Lily consodered part of the show?

[EliSnow]

Lilly


I mean...er...

maybe this should be in the confessional

From what the boys have said about your drinking at events, I would have said that you and Dave were more alike. :dry:

Where's Guy Guyerson on the poll?

[Cleophus James]

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[King Hippos Bandaid]

the quickness of Ron and the Craziness of Dave

:king:

[drjoek]

The poll choices are invalid.
There is one and only one Ron Bennington know one is "like" Ron

Fix the poll then I will vote

[IamPixie]

i'm definitely more like Fez. I have the whole anxiety, reclusive tendencies type deal.

[IamPixie]

the quickness of Ron

:king:

blasphemy!!:nono:

[MadMatt]

Why are there no girls on the list you are such a pig. Isn't Lily consodered part of the show?

I would say because Lilly is an Intern rather than a Member/Employee of the show and there just aren't any female employees right now.

If you start counting Interns, the list would be insanely long.

[Fake Ron Bennington]

I'm like Ron, except without the talent, experience, or personality.

[drjoek]

I'm like Ron, except without the talent, experience, or personality.

Youve got the name isn't that enough

Welcome

[Fake Ron Bennington]

Youve got the name isn't that enough

Welcome

Thank You!

[Kris10]

That's so hard! I got the tats, but not from stupid lost bets so Dave is out. I'm not as smooth as Ron so can't be like him. I do enjoy the box scores so Pitz is close. Earl. Well he's just out. I do have the anxiety like Fez but not as severe. I'll go with Pitz go I'm closer in age with him!

[buzzard]

As much as I see things as Ron does,I choke under pressure like Fez as per calling in anyway...I'm usually the smartass with my contemporaries though I s'pose I'd be more of a Rez...If that were an option...alas,it's not!:dry:

[bobrobot]

Fezzie & I should buy stock in Kleenex...

http://www.bowman.k12.nd.us/Naico/picturesonwebsite/kleenex.jpg

[LiddyRules]

I would say because Lilly is an Intern rather than a Member/Employee of the show and there just aren't any female employees right now. Exactly. This is also why I didn't include Bronx Johnny (who still isn't paid, right?), Pepper Hicks or the rest of the misfit gang.

[drjoek]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Who_Are_You_album_cover.JPG

[Vidaroke Hayashida]

i guess id be most like pitsy... cause theres no way i would compare myself to mr.b... and theres no way in hell i would compare myself to dave, fez, or earl... im just throwing fez in there because of his life away to the show... couldnt do that at all... so i guess all that is left is pitsy

[Marc with a c]

the quickness of Ron.
king:

Ron who?

[Marc with a c]

i'm definitely more like Fez. I have the whole anxiety, reclusive tendencies type deal.

I'd say you're more like earl, but then again I'm a racist.

[drusilla]

lilly: i date guys all within the same circle & i'm the one you go to when you want shit taken care of.

but i have great hair.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

blasphemy!!:nono:

true I am no Ron

but you have met Nice Jeff, not quick , sarcastic and a tad mean Jeff

:king:

[Death Metal Moe]

Yes I know the secret
Thats within your mind
You think all the people
Who worship you are blind
Youre just like big brother
Giving us your trust
And when you have played enough
Youll just cast our souls
Into the dust
Into the dust

You thought that it would be easy
From the very start
Now Ive found you out
I dont think youre so smart
I only have one more question
Before my time is through
Please I beg you tell me
In the name of hell
Who are you?
Who are you?

[Dingbat_Charlie]

Glaubitz.

[ChimneyFish]

The only differences between me and Fezzy are the bridge phobia and the fact I have a chick.:smoke:

[IamPixie]

I'd say you're more like earl, but then again I'm a racist.

Next time I see you...I'm gonna hit you. hard.

[EliSnow]

Next time I see you...I'm gonna kiss you. hard.

Fixed it.

[envirogator]

On one hand I think I'm I'm most like Earl. I couldn't do ten shots of Jaeger or book Lou Reed or Ron Wood for an interview.

On the other hand I'm good at my job, I communicate well with my employees and co-workers, I anticipate problems and correct them, I pride myself on my honesty, I have sex with chicks (actually one chick, my wife), and I'm white. Other than those minor things I think I'm most like Earl.

[bigredd]

Straight, done some good drugs, have some crazy stories from earlier times of my life and I think I have a fairly quick wit. I'm not on the plane with Mr. B but I'd like to think I'm more like him than any of the others.

[Aqualad]

I got the anxiety disorder. It makes me Fez.

[Fezticle98]

When did this poll turn into "Who I'd most like to be"?

I'd like to meet all these supposed Rons. Ha!

[Fat_Sunny]

F_S Is An Older, Wiser, And Tamer Dave. But Still A Dave.

Just Give F_S A Drink And A Dare And You're On Daddy!

[Kevin]

the quickness of Ron and the Craziness of Dave

:king:

Don't forget the jinx of Fez..

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Don't forget the jinx of Fez..


agreed

I keep my predictions to myself

But I predicted a gr8 year for Clemens

I also feel Wang will Continue His Success

:king:

[DarkHippie]

I'm a scary amount like fez. Maybe its the retard island thing

Anyon who thinks that they are like ron is kiding themselves. There's only one messiah

[Kevin]

agreed

I keep my predictions to myself

But I predicted a gr8 year for Clemens

I also feel Wang will Continue His Success

:king:

Jinxes dont work unless you really mean them, and want them..

[Kevin]

I'm a scary amount like fez. Maybe its the retard island thing

Anyon who thinks that they are like ron is kiding themselves. There's only one messiah

There is only one guy that i know that can even come close to matching Ron's Comedy and quick wit.. And thats Anthony.. Other than that.. I do not know if there is anybody out there..

[DarkHippie]

There is only one guy that i know that can even come close to matching Ron's Comedy and quick wit.. And thats Anthony.. Other than that.. I do not know if there is anybody out there..

Anthony's shtick is commpletely different from Ron's though. Apples and oranges

[Kevin]

Anthony's shtick is commpletely different from Ron's though. Apples and oranges

Agreed.. But he is prob if not just as quick and funny.. Pretty damn close to it.. Different, yes, but Both make me laugh pretty much the same..

[DarkHippie]

Agreed.. But he is prob if not just as quick and funny.. Pretty damn close to it.. Different, yes, but Both make me laugh pretty much the same..

This might be blasphemy, but I acutally think anthony is quicker. But ron is much more profound and unique. I think radio guys can strive to be like Anthony, but they shouldn't even bother emulating Ron

[FUNKMAN]

Ron, and my name is Ron

not sure how old Ron is but I'm going on 45 and there are stories he tells about his past where I'm thinking we are the same person. i like being sarcastic, goofy, and to talk dirty as well

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Jinxes dont work unless you really mean them, and want them..

I like Wang, I think he is a gr8 Pitcher

As for Clemens, no Jinx needed, he is the sole reason why Hotdogs will cost $17 Dollars Next Year

:king:

[spoon]

I'd say you're more like earl, but then again I'm a racist.

easy hatchet king!

[spoon]

Next time I see you...I'm gonna hit you. hard.

Wow, too easy.

[IamPixie]

Wow, too easy.

thanks for taking the high road.:wink:

[sailor]

i'm definitely more like Fez. I have the whole anxiety, reclusive tendencies type deal.

...you like boys...

[moochcassidy]

pepper

[helterskeletor]

I wish I was like Ron, but I'm too stressed and weird. So I'm basically like Fez. I don't have sex as much as I should or could. I also think crocs are hideous but I own a pair because they're so damn comfortable. Maybe this is why I don't get laid. I see a shrink. I take crazy pills. I can hold court, which Fez doesn't do often, but I don't have a wit that's up to Ron's level, and usually not up to Fezzie's level either. I have better taste in movies and music, but I probably spend more time by myself than he does.

I'm not as wild and goofy as Dave. I'm not as "normal" as Pitz. I'm not as professional as Lilly. I'm not as boring (or knowledgeable about music) as Earl. I'm not as cool as Pepper. I'm don't get laid as much as the Rooster. I'm not as meek as Nico. I'm not as hispanic as Bronx Johnny (lols).

So yeah. There you have it. I've always wanted to be a Ron. My dad was definitely a Ron. We had people over day and night just to sit around and bullshit with him because he was always entertaining. He always held court and he wouldn't play second fiddle to anyone. So I grew up always wanting to be like that. Unfortunately I'm just too inhibited.


And to all these people saying they're Ron, please go start a podcast or something! Otherwise I call BS.

[spoon]

OK do you people realize that it's "like" not claiming to "be" the person on Ron and Fez. I love Ron to death too but shut the fuck up already! Holy Fuck the ass licking goes WAY too far. If someone identifies most with Ron, I'll take them on their word. Fuck!

[Marc with a c]

easy hatchet king!

i didn't get the reference. so i actually googled "hatchet king." and i even went to urbandictionay.

i still don't get it.

[mr.smokepants]

Who doesn't?

Here Here!

[helterskeletor]

OK do you people realize that it's "like" not claiming to "be" the person on Ron and Fez. I love Ron to death too but shut the fuck up already! Holy Fuck the ass licking goes WAY too far. If someone identifies most with Ron, I'll take them on their word. Fuck!

No one who's actually like Ron would claim to be the most like Ron.

He wouldn't be on this board right now. He'd be out entertaining rubes and making good money for it.

[spoon]

i didn't get the reference. so i actually googled "hatchet king." and i even went to urbandictionay.

i still don't get it.

Only Pix and Let can explain that one! Make sure you ref the post it was about for them.

[spoon]

No one who's actually like Ron would claim to be the most like Ron.

He wouldn't be on this board right now. He'd be out entertaining rubes and making good money for it.

You really like to make people puke huh. We get it, you're in love. Do you know Ron past the show at all or are you just an expert by proxy? With lines like helterskeletor, I'm assuming your the Billy Staples on a bender of the board.

[silas]

I'm not surprised with relative Pitz identiification....tho wouldn't have guessed RB #s.

Tho even I usually skip over "well, i'm not voting because" posts; i guess i see myself as a mix of generic semi-hip Pitz (hopefully w/o some of his Joe lunchpail baggage) and dave's trying-to-strive above my stupidity positive attitude.

[IamPixie]

Only Pix and Let can explain that one!

I don't get it either....:unsure: something tells me it's better that way.

[Bulldogcakes]

Mostly Ron. I have some of his sense of humor, background and unfortunately his temper. He has (and had with the club) to run a biz and so do I and there's just a way of thinking that goes along with that. What I love about Fez is he so often says the last thing I would ever think of, which is what makes him so funny for me. Dave I just don't get at all. Earl too, just dont get what makes that man get up in the morning. Pitzy is cool, but he seems like the kid brother I never had.

BTW-No females for the women to relate to? Maybe that should be another thread.

[sailor]

i didn't get the reference. so i actually googled "hatchet king." and i even went to urbandictionay.

i still don't get it.

i kept getting molly hatchet - king biscuit flower hour. maybe it was a flirtin' with disaster joke?

[ryf]

I'm probably most like none of them, but Dave and Ron are married, so I might have to go that way with it... I'm a little too hayseed for them.

[spoon]

i kept getting molly hatchet - king biscuit flower hour. maybe it was a flirtin' with disaster joke?

Wow, you're so much closer then you know. Think O'Looney's bathroom party Pix. And don't forget the context of the posts in question. Sync is truly important here. Hardest yet easiest joke of the year bar none 2007!

[sailor]

Wow, you're so much closer then you know. Think O'Looney's bathroom party Pix. And don't forget the context of the posts in question. Sync is truly important here. Hardest yet easiest joke of the year bar none 2007!

i'm so pissed i went home after the wedding that i haven't been able to bear looking at the pics.

[spoon]

Nice!