View Full Version : Which President Masturbated The Most?/POTUS Masturbation Habits
LiddyRules
08-04-2007, 03:43 PM
Of all the books that will ever be written on Presidents, one piece of data we will probably never receive is their masturbation habits. We know Kennedy was a major pussy hound. Did he masturbate during the Cuban Missile Crisis? If so, how often. Bush probably isn't but was that freak Nixon? Washington? Madison? That depressed fucker John Adams? So it's something I was just curious about.
ChrisTheCop
08-04-2007, 03:48 PM
"..what are you wearin?"
http://www.truthdig.com/images/eartothegrounduploads/nixon-bush-photo.jpg
whiskyriver
08-04-2007, 03:48 PM
I'd say Lincoln.....his wife was kinda loony,and you all know how that goes.
I bet Grant cranked it quite a bit. He was a drunk and I know when I drink and come home alone............well you know the rest.
Landblast
08-04-2007, 03:52 PM
FDR, confined to a wheelchair and being married to Eleanor?????
James Buchanan. He's the only single President in the history of our nation, plus his non-action over secession caused Lincoln to fight the Civil War. What do you think Buchanan was doing instead?
He was jerking off!
http://www.visitingdc.com/images/james-buchanan-picture.jpg
mdr55
08-04-2007, 04:14 PM
William Howard Taft. What else could he being doing in the bathtub that caused him to get stuck alot?
LiddyRules
08-04-2007, 04:27 PM
William Howard Taft. What else could he being doing in the bathtub that caused him to get stuck alot? He might not even be able to reach his junk, a man of that size.
I'd say Lincoln.....his wife was kinda loony,and you all know how that goes. Well Todd was crazy so she might have been a freak in bed. And if she got off by watching his giant, freak hands masturbate his giant, freak wong, then I don't think that should count.
TooLowBrow
08-04-2007, 04:54 PM
he wasn't a president but i'd guess john hancock
TrailerTrash
08-04-2007, 05:05 PM
I'd say Lincoln.....his wife was kinda loony,and you all know how that goes.
While the freaky ones are always hot in bed - isn't there a rumor that he was gay?
Heather 8
08-04-2007, 05:20 PM
I'd say Lincoln.....his wife was kinda loony,and you all know how that goes.
They did have four sons, so he was getting something.
While the freaky ones are always hot in bed - isn't there a rumor that he was gay?
He and his predecessor, James Buchanan, were both rumored to be gay (not with each other). No solid evidence in either case, though Buchanan allegedly had a "very close relationship" with an Alabama senator.
TooLowBrow
08-04-2007, 05:20 PM
- isn't there a rumor that he was gay?
I dont know if he was gay, but he had a girlfriend in niagra falls, ontario, canada
Fezticle98
08-04-2007, 05:21 PM
In other news: I'm really tired of the acronym POTUS. Must be all those commercials on XM. Also sick of Rod Kimball and his being the only one who parties.
Heather 8
08-04-2007, 05:22 PM
In other news: I'm really tired of the acronym POTUS. Must be all those commercials on XM. Also sick of Rod Kimball and his being the only one who parties.
Yeah, we need more "TELL THEM ABOUT THE DISCOUNT, HARRY!"
FUNKMAN
08-04-2007, 05:27 PM
Teddy Roosevelt
he spoke softly but carried a big stick... carried is the code word for spanked
whiskyriver
08-04-2007, 08:00 PM
While the freaky ones are always hot in bed - isn't there a rumor that he was gay?
Even more of a reason to jerk off
whiskyriver
08-04-2007, 08:01 PM
In other news: I'm really tired of the acronym POTUS. Must be all those commercials on XM. Also sick of Rod Kimball and his being the only one who parties.
I'M THE ONE WHO PARTIES
Fezticle98
08-04-2007, 08:12 PM
I'M THE ONE WHO PARTIES
No, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO PARTIES!
MrPink
08-04-2007, 09:12 PM
I'll bet Clinton jerked off alot between interns, but my first pick was Lincoln.
DolaMight
08-04-2007, 10:07 PM
if she got off by watching his(lincoln's) giant, freak hands masturbate his giant, freak wong, then I don't think that should count.
Somehow I don't think any girl knew the difference between a small and big dong back in the day. I don't think the peer pressure was there, like today. All they cared about was sexual intercourse. sluts
Devo37
08-04-2007, 10:20 PM
William Howard Taft. What else could he being doing in the bathtub that caused him to get stuck alot?
ha! i was gonna make the same joke. he didn't get stuck because he was fat, he was man-glued in!!!
midwestjeff
08-04-2007, 10:23 PM
Hmm. This thread's not gay. Not one bit.
LiddyRules
08-04-2007, 10:35 PM
Somehow I don't think any girl knew the difference between a small and big dong back in the day. I don't think the peer pressure was there, like today. All they cared about was sexual intercourse. sluts Oh girls knew.
And I'm going to say Jefferson probably spanked a couple watching those delicious field hands from his giant window.
buzzard
08-05-2007, 08:45 AM
I'd say Nixon...add your own reason for that probability!:lol:
Judge Smails
08-05-2007, 08:57 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/Dwight_D._Eisenhower%2C_White_House_photo_portrait %2C_February_1959.jpg/225px-Dwight_D._Eisenhower%2C_White_House_photo_portrait %2C_February_1959.jpg
42 years in the miitary. What else was he gonna do?
Don't Ask. Don't tell.
drjoek
08-05-2007, 09:05 AM
This thread is too gay to even reply in..
Wait I just replyed
Does that make me ...
Fuck....
What do I do now?
DarkHippie
08-05-2007, 09:43 AM
This thread is too gay to even reply in..
Wait I just replyed
Does that make me ...
Fuck....
What do I do now?
masturbate?
Kevin
08-05-2007, 10:05 AM
masturbate?
To a president masturbating??
Fat_Sunny
08-05-2007, 10:14 AM
To a president masturbating??
Oddly, F_S Finds Kevin's Post To Be The Creepiest Thing In This Thread.
:D
FUNKMAN
08-05-2007, 10:15 AM
This thread is too gay to even reply in..
Wait I just replyed
Does that make me ...
Fuck....
What do I do now?
log out and log back in, it will erase the gayness -lol
DarkHippie
08-05-2007, 10:19 AM
log out and log back in, it will erase the gayness -lol
all this logging in and out is making me HOT!!
weekapaugjz
08-05-2007, 10:20 AM
millard fillmore.
Fat_Sunny
08-05-2007, 10:29 AM
millard fillmore.
Really? More Than Franklin Pierce?
weekapaugjz
08-05-2007, 10:45 AM
Really? More Than Franklin Pierce?
i would think, you don't get the last name "fillmore" for nothing...
DarkHippie
08-05-2007, 10:48 AM
i would think, you don't get the last name "fillmore" for nothing...
wouldn't he be filling less?
weekapaugjz
08-05-2007, 10:51 AM
wouldn't he be filling less?
no, he cause would be "filling up" more
I'm thinking "Silent Cal", Calvin Coolidge. He seemed quiet and kept to himself....literally.
topless_mike
08-06-2007, 04:51 AM
hands down...
Warren Harding
the name alone implies "permanent wood"
hands down...
Warren Harding
the name alone implies "permanent wood"
Well, the man did bang his mistress in a closet near the Oval Office.
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