Michael Savage: Democrats caused Justice Roberts's seizure

[ShowerBench]

http://mediamatters.org/items/200708010001?f=h_latest

Savage asked, "Am I to believe there's no connection between Charles Schumer on Friday saying he would never appoint, or never, excuse me, approve another Bush appointment to the court, to any court? And then the chief justice suffers a so-called seizure two days later? You're telling me there's no possibility of a conspiracy by the Democrats to have caused this seizure in some manner?" He added: "Tell me it's not possible, and I'll tell you you're a liar."

[HBox]

A FIENDISH plot to make Chief Justice Roberts fall and bruise himself!

MWAHAHAHA!
MMMWWWAAHAHAHA!

[prothunderball]

He's right it is possible that it was a big conspiracy by the Dems, but it's also possible that it was a covert action taken by a group of gary Coleman fans, who were convinced Roberts was keeping him from regaining his fame. To me they're both just about equally as possible.

[DarkHippie]

savage knows his audience.

[Bulldogcakes]

This is what I love about Savage. He broadcasts daily on the edge of a nervous breakdown. Very, very entertaining.

[Fat_Sunny]

Conspiracy Theories Are Absurd. Except For The One That George Bush Wired The World Trade Center To Implode.

[Death Metal Moe]

HEY! HERE I AM! REMEMBER ME?!!

TURN ME BACK ON!!!! DO IT NOW!!!

I'VE GOT EVEN STUPIDER THINGS TO SAY!!!!



And that's a direct quote off the AP, so it's gotta be true.

[HBox]

Conspiracy Theories Are Absurd. Except For The One That George Bush Wired The World Trade Center To Implode.

Yeah, but he did it under orders from the Illuminati and the Jewish bankers.

[Fat_Sunny]

Yeah, but he did it under orders from the Illuminati and the Jewish bankers.

F_S Had To Look That One Up!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati

[prothunderball]

Yeah, but he did it under orders from the Illuminati and the Jewish bankers.

How else can you explain that there was not one single jew on the entire island of Manhattan on 9-11?

[pennington]

The thing about Savage is I don't think it's an act. If he wasn't on the radio he would be one of those lunatics screaming in a park.

Did Schumer even vote for Roberts? Will Schumer use his voodoo powers to get Hillary elected?

How can I join the Illumnati? Is there an entry form?

[badmonkey]

The thing about Savage is I don't think it's an act. If he wasn't on the radio he would be one of those lunatics screaming in a park.

Did Schumer even vote for Roberts? Will Schumer use his voodoo powers to get Hillary elected?

How can I join the Illumnati? Is there an entry form?

Do you have a unique superpower? If yes, was it caused by a mutation, alien, or industrial accident?
What is your IQ?
How do you feel about shadow governments?
Plaid or paisley?
Boxers or Briefs?
World domination is ____
a) good
b) excellent
c) Starbucks

Answer the questions and then walk to the stop sign at the end of your street and contact the person at the phone number on the lost kitten sign for further instructions.

[TheMojoPin]

The thing about Savage is I don't think it's an act. If he wasn't on the radio he would be one of those lunatics screaming in a park.

It's a complete act. The guy was the epitome of the "upperclass East Coast college liberal elite" he and his ilk rail against for most of his life. He hung out with a bunch of former Beat writers, for God's sake. Better yet, his real name is Michael Weiner.

[spoon]

This is what I love about Savage. He broadcasts daily on the edge of a nervous breakdown. Very, very entertaining.

Why not just pull up to your neighborhood psychiatric clinic instead as opposed to giving this ass ratings. Hell, he's not even creative with HIS insanity.

[spoon]

F_S Had To Look That One Up!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati

Someone must never listen to "Coast to Coast with Art Bell" or ever saw an episode of "The X Files" huh?

[scottinnj]

Hee Hee Hee!

[KnoxHarrington]

If Michael "Savage" Weiner is doing this all as an act, it doesn't make anything better. If anything, it makes him more of a scumbag.

Here's Weiner in a nutshell: his show used to be on satellite radio (both XM and Sirius, if I remember correctly.) When Stern got his deal with Sirius, he demanded comparable money. When both services refused, he had his show pulled off satellite, and started railing against it on his show, demanding it be censored.

What a douche.

[DarkHippie]

I kinda like Dan Savage, cause he was the innovator of 'santorum'

[epo]

I prefer Randy Savage. At least his rants seem logical in comparison.

http://img.search.com/thumb/3/30/Savagebelt.jpg/200px-Savagebelt.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

who do voodoo?

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:nOdZD5t0eBklhM:http://www.seaserpentproductions.com/images/VoodooDoll.jpg

[Fat_Sunny]

Someone must never listen to "Coast to Coast with Art Bell" or ever saw an episode of "The X Files" huh?

Right On Both Counts, Cracka !

[Doctor Z]

Why not just pull up to your neighborhood psychiatric clinic instead as opposed to giving this ass ratings. Hell, he's not even creative with HIS insanity.

Tuning into Michael Savage doesn't give him ratings and you know it... cunt.

[spoon]

Nice! Back to back "cracka" and "cunt" rips I love it! F_S and Z for mods!

[Fat_Sunny]

Nice! Back to back "cracka" and "cunt" rips I love it!!

That WAS Pretty Funny! :D

[Freakshow]

I heard it was Rockstar energy drink that caused the seizure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_%28drink%29:

The drink itself fluoresces when exposed to UV light.[citation needed]

Due to the fluorescent nature of the drink some consumers notice slight to heavy fluorescence within their urine.

Due to an industry-wide benzene scare[3], Sodium benzoate was removed from all of Rockstar's products in 2006.

Weiner's family is on the company's board [5]. Russell Weiner is the son of conservative talk radio host Michael Savage [4].