Fridge Theft

[Freitag]

So recently I've been bringing in six-packs of Diet Pepsi to have in the office fridge at work so I don't have to spend money in the vending machine.

This morning, when I came in, I noticed that one of my (unknown) co-workers had stolen a bottle out of the six pack.

Now, I know that there's something "community food" that's in the fridge, usually left overs from a pizza meeting or something like that. But if there's a six pack of bottles, with none taken, you'd think it's not "community".

I've put a sticky note on it that says "NOT YOURS." But I'm wondering if I should pursue this further.

[Hottub]

Hell yes you should pursue it. It should be fairly obvious to anyone that it was not community food! In the future have no fear about putting your name on your personal food products.
What you need to do now is try and find the culprit so you may get reparations.
Since it was a Diet Pepsi, I would look for a chick, or a gay. That should narrow it down a bit.

[StupidGirlllll]

I thought by the thread title that somebody stoled your fridge.

[MadMatt]

Maybe instead of "Not Yours" you should put something less "asshole" on the note - like "Property of Frietag" or "Please Do Not Touch." Usually that will do the trick.

It's a common misunderstanding in an office.

[Freitag]

Since it was a Diet Pepsi, I would look for a chick, or a gay. That should narrow it down a bit.

You tryin' to imply something, Tubbo?

[Midkiff]

Maybe instead of "Not Yours" you should put something less "asshole" on the note - like "Property of Frietag" or "Please Do Not Touch." Usually that will do the trick.

It's a common misunderstanding in an office.

That might lead to bodily fluids being put in the Pepsi.

[Freitag]

Maybe instead of "Not Yours" you should put something less "asshole" on the note - like "Property of Frietag" or "Please Do Not Touch." Usually that will do the trick.

It's a common misunderstanding in an office.


I put that there because if the culprit decides to take another one, they'll see the note and realize that they're an idiot.

I put a smiley face on it too. As we all know, Smileys makes it ok.

[A.J.]

Stickies tend to fall off. I'd put my beverages in a brown bag with my name on them.

Like so:

http://www.duffzone.org/framegrabs/4f19/01182004121405.jpg

[Tall_James]

At the least, you should be teabagging the tops of all the cans just in case someone does steal one.

[angrymissy]

My sister had to buy her own mini-fridge to keep her snapples in because someone kept stealing them at work.

Actually, when I worked at Mastercard, part of my department did physical security. They actually set up a sting operation in our Miami office, because someone was stealing lunches EVERY DAY. They caught them on tape and fired them.

[Freitag]

At the least, you should be teabagging the tops of all the cans just in case someone does steal one.

Is that the grown up version of licking a cookie for posession rights?

[reillyluck]

My sister had to buy her own mini-fridge to keep her snapples in because someone kept stealing them at work.

Actually, when I worked at Mastercard, part of my department did physical security. They actually set up a sting operation in our Miami office, because someone was stealing lunches EVERY DAY. They caught them on tape and fired them.

i can picture chris hanson replaying the video "he wanted ssssssalami"

[Fallon]

"Starting tomorrow from now on there will be an extra diet pepsi enjoy it with my complements."

http://www.mancrush.com/images/guys/ezi/1129.jpg

[SatCam]

sometimes i will leave a 12 pack of soder in the fridge at work and people will sometimes grab a can. i dont really have a problem with it tho. if one can is missing i dont sweat it, thats the risk i have to take by putting it in the fridge. in fact, i would leave a note allowing people to take a can but I know if I did that, they would all be gone by the end of the day.


now if it were my lunch,,,, different story

[MrPink]

Put small objects that a person would choke on inside the bottles. If you hear someone choking track em down and beat em.

[DolaMight]

The janitor stold your diet-cokes. Janitors love cokes. Workin late, nobody's around, they're all sweaty, their BO is choking them. How can you expect them to resist. Find out who the head of maintenance is and report them. You don't need evidence, they're a janitor, you're not, who are they gonna believe. He'll be fired, out on the street with his 8 kids and you'll have your cokes.

[ralphbxny]

I would also be pissed. I would put my ass pipe on everyones phone handle to get revenge!

[topless_mike]

Actually, when I worked at Mastercard, part of my department did physical security. They actually set up a sting operation in our Miami office, because someone was stealing lunches EVERY DAY. They caught them on tape and fired them.

we had a "lunch room bandit" here at work as well.
it stopped when somebody set up a decoy sammitch that had canadian goose droppings in it.

[drjoek]

I have always taken liberties with drinks in a work fridge. If theres a few I would take a drink but not the last one.

Post a note saying youre disapointed its happening and it may stop

[Fallon]

The janitor stold your diet-cokes. Janitors love cokes. Workin late, nobody's around, they're all sweaty, their BO is choking them. How can you expect them to resist. Find out who the head of maintenance is and report them. You don't need evidence, they're a janitor, you're not, who are they gonna believe. He'll be fired, out on the street with his 8 kids and you'll have your cokes.

I didn't steal it!


And I smell devine.

[IamPixie]

You should open all the bottles up and put a little post it note on that says: I have herpes

[envirogator]

You should open all the bottles up and put a little post it note on that says: I have herpes

I've developed a post-crush on you

[Hottub]

I didn't steal it!


And I smell divine.

http://pinknewsblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/04/divine.jpg

[Thebazile78]

sometimes i will leave a 12 pack of soder in the fridge at work and people will sometimes grab a can. i dont really have a problem with it tho. if one can is missing i dont sweat it, thats the risk i have to take by putting it in the fridge. in fact, i would leave a note allowing people to take a can but I know if I did that, they would all be gone by the end of the day.


now if it were my lunch,,,, different story

But, not to sound petty, it's not just a can of soda; it's a 24-ounce plastic bottle in a six-pack. When it's not on sale, the sixers can be as much as $4 each. . .many of which have not been purchased by Matty. I will often stop at the grocery store on my way home from work to stock up on Matty's favorite soda because I am nice like that.

But, in light of this new information, that means the soda-thief is stealing from me and I don't even WORK there! That is SO not cool.

[sr71blackbird]

But, not to sound petty, it's not just a can of soda; it's a 24-ounce plastic bottle in a six-pack. When it's not on sale, the sixers can be as much as $4 each. . .many of which have not been purchased by Matty. I will often stop at the grocery store on my way home from work to stock up on Matty's favorite soda because I am nice like that.

But, in light of this new information, that means the soda-thief is stealing from me and I don't even WORK there! That is SO not cool.


Does this mean Frietag is Matty?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Does this mean Frietag is Matty?

As I said, it's cumbersome to keep switching off graphics at work.

[Fallon]

Does this mean Frietag is Matty?

Frietag is Matty? (http://finkeleinhorn.ytmnd.com/)

[A.J.]

Does this mean Frietag is Matty?

Sprechen sie Deutsch?

[jafter]

At my office people would have their lunches stolen all of the time. I used to keep my stuff in the crisper bin. No one really touched my stuff, I was a supervisor that may have helped. One time I had the flu and I bought some OJ and some one opened the carton and took some. I was pissed so I hocked a luggie (i know it is gross but I was the only one drinking from it.) I figured if they were going to steal my juice they were going to get sick. fuck em.

[Freitag]

Sprechen sie Deutsch?

I JUST LIKE THE ERA!!!!

[Freitag]

I would look for a chick, or a gay.

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At the least, you should be teabagging

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I would put my ass pipe on everyones

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I have herpes

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I smell devine.

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I am nice like that.



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Well, there's my quota for the day.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I mark my Sodaa with my Initials, those cheap and old fucks in my office, will steal any thing that isnt nailed down to the fridge

:king:

[deepinthewoods]

Do you work with a member of Suicidal Tendencies? Just between you and me, I've heard one of those guys' Moms is pretty tight fisted with the Pepsis.

[grlNIN]

I just opened a bag of Tostitos the nurses here usually take to outings.

I don't feel bad because they're delicious and babies don't have teeth.

[JustJon]

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Well, there's my quota for the day.

Yeah, good luck changing them all.


So I guess it's down to:

1) Sabotage your soda
2) Get a minifridge (the ones that are big enough to hold a six pack are cheap)
3) Set up a sting
4) Kill your co-workers.

[sr71blackbird]

See if anyone in the office has one of these:

http://images.inmagine.com/img/dynamicgraphics/vc003/vc003049.jpg

Roll the lip of the can on the ink pad, and leave it in the fridge.
Keep an eye out for anyone with ink on their mouth or hands.

http://www.zachklein.com/hello/264/994/400/moustache.jpg