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keithy_19
08-07-2007, 11:08 PM
Have you had sex with a girl while she had her period, or, if you're a girl, have you had sex while you had yours?

Would you? Sure it's kind of nasty to think about, but is it really that big of a deal?

PapaBear
08-07-2007, 11:11 PM
Have you had sex with a girl while she had her period, or, if you're a girl, have you had sex while you had yours?

Would you? Sure it's kind of nasty to think about, but is it really that big of a deal?
Do it in a motel room, where no one knows you. Make sure the room has two beds. One to fuck in, one to sleep in.

Slumbag
08-07-2007, 11:14 PM
Just make sure the girl isnt on top. Also, put a towel underneath you.
Don't make you a bad person.
Absolutely NOT a big deal.

Poochie
08-07-2007, 11:25 PM
Not a big deal to me..put a towel down or do it in the shower. I know I'm especially horny during my period, so if a guy is cool with it, fine with me!

Poochie
08-07-2007, 11:27 PM
Do it in a motel room, where no one knows you. Make sure the room has two beds. One to fuck in, one to sleep in.

That bed sure was a mess wasn't it? I had fun though.

keithy_19
08-07-2007, 11:28 PM
Any recommended positions?

keithy_19
08-07-2007, 11:32 PM
Not a big deal to me..put a towel down or do it in the shower. I know I'm especially horny during my period, so if a guy is cool with it, fine with me!

My ex is like that. And we're watching a romantic movie, and she's been kind all over me lately. And I know she misses it. And I would love to do it in the shower but her brothers gonna be home. I think he is anyway.

This is all hypothetical. Everyone is telling me stuff is gonna happen. I'm just hoping. Trying to play my cards right.

PapaBear
08-07-2007, 11:37 PM
Any recommended positions?
All of them. Just ask Poochie!

Poochie
08-07-2007, 11:38 PM
Any recommended positions?

I would say from behind maybe? I think any position would really create the same bloody mess, but perhaps doggie may be less messy for you. Try to do it towards the end of her period, less mess. The first couple days...well, just grab some more towels maybe.

PapaBear
08-07-2007, 11:42 PM
My 2nd ex wife (girlfriend at the time) actually thought we might be tracked down for a possible murder investigation at a motel once. Good times.:innocent:

keithy_19
08-07-2007, 11:46 PM
I would say from behind maybe? I think any position would really create the same bloody mess, but perhaps doggie may be less messy for you. Try to do it towards the end of her period, less mess. The first couple days...well, just grab some more towels maybe.

Well, she's had it for a few days So it should be towards the end.

PapaBear
08-07-2007, 11:47 PM
So it should be towards the end.
If she's into that, go for it!

keithy_19
08-07-2007, 11:54 PM
If she's into that, go for it!

She wasn't while we were ddating. But I'm hoping to catch her in the heat of the moment.

Doctor Z
08-07-2007, 11:57 PM
Never.

keithy_19
08-08-2007, 12:01 AM
Never.

Why not?

Poochie
08-08-2007, 12:04 AM
She wasn't while we were ddating. But I'm hoping to catch her in the heat of the moment.

I hate to say it, but if she wasn't into it then, she probably isn't now. I think women are either into it and willing, or say absolutely, never ever..You may need to get her really drunk and try then ;)

Doctor Z
08-08-2007, 12:05 AM
Why not?

A few reasons:

1) It's disgusting.
2) It gives me an excuse to receive without having to give.
3) I don't want my dick tasting like old pennies.

keithy_19
08-08-2007, 12:08 AM
I hate to say it, but if she wasn't into it then, she probably isn't now. I think women are either into it and willing, or say absolutely, never ever..You may need to get her really drunk and try then ;)

We never really had the chance to when she had hers though. She's pretty wild. If the moods right I think she'll be ok with it.

Or, as Doctor Z said, maybe she'll just blow me.

Or maybe she won't do any of this. Though something has got to happen, right? I mean, would you watch a movie with your ex, a romantic movie, without expecting something happen?

keithy_19
08-08-2007, 12:09 AM
A few reasons:

1) It's disgusting.
2) It gives me an excuse to receive without having to give.
3) I don't want my dick tasting like old pennies.

1) It's still getting some. I'm fine with the idea now.
2) I enjoy giving. I may be in the minority, but I do enjoy it.
3) I don't taste my dick.

PapaBear
08-08-2007, 12:20 AM
3) I don't want my dick tasting like old pennies.

3) I don't taste my dick.
ZING!!!

keithy_19
08-08-2007, 12:21 AM
ZING!!!

:smoke:

Slumbag
08-08-2007, 12:33 AM
Not a big deal to me..put a towel down or do it in the shower. I know I'm especially horny during my period, so if a guy is cool with it, fine with me!

Yeah man, showers probably the best.

El Mudo
08-08-2007, 03:26 AM
She wasn't while we were ddating. But I'm hoping to catch her in the heat of the moment.



Asia always works!!!

PapaBear
08-08-2007, 03:29 AM
Asia always works!!!
Teenage ambition you remember well

A.J.
08-08-2007, 03:57 AM
She wasn't while we were ddating. But I'm hoping to catch her in the heat of the moment.

Asia always works!!!

Teenage ambition you remember well

After all, incidents arise from circumstance.

PapaBear
08-08-2007, 04:14 AM
She wasn't while we were ddating. But I'm hoping to catch her in the heat of the moment.

Asia always works!!!

Teenage ambition you remember well

After all, incidents arise from circumstance.

Group Karaoke hug!!!

IamPixie
08-08-2007, 04:18 AM
i've done it once or twice. It's kind of embarrassing for me but if he isn't grossed out by it, then we'll have fun.

Midkiff
08-08-2007, 04:24 AM
i've done it once or twice. It's kind of embarrassing for me but if he isn't grossed out by it, then we'll have fun.

HAWT!

Cleophus James
08-08-2007, 04:29 AM
http://www.martinbreton.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10001/marie-antoinette.png

ScottFromGA
08-08-2007, 04:31 AM
HAWT!

no doubt!

Poochie and Pixie are troopers......I personally hated period sex with my wife (then girlfriend) until one time she actually bugged the hell out of me about it. So we tried it, wasn't that bad till I had to take the condom off.....

my dick looked like a ketchup popcicle.

Crispy123
08-08-2007, 04:34 AM
be prepared for the flood!!!

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j66/dside398/The-shining-ext.gif

IamPixie
08-08-2007, 04:46 AM
be prepared for the flood!!!

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j66/dside398/The-shining-ext.gif

jesus.

epo
08-08-2007, 04:48 AM
be prepared for the flood!!!



Who cares? If she's into it...let's go into the shower and take care of business.

IamPixie
08-08-2007, 05:09 AM
Who cares? If she's into it...let's go into the shower and take care of business.

epo's a real man!

Crispy123
08-08-2007, 05:43 AM
Who cares? If she's into it...let's go into the shower and take care of business.

Hey...I'll lick that pussy till it sparkles, Im just telling the kid to be prepared.

Furtherman
08-08-2007, 05:49 AM
I still can't believe you're even bothering with this girl. The one who wanted you to "fight" for her? You don't need period sex. You need different sex. Period.

dereckfishboy
08-08-2007, 06:04 AM
I still can't believe you're even bothering with this girl. The one who wanted you to "fight" for her? You don't need period sex. You need different sex. Period.

Fuck that, don't you dare turn down pussy.....you could die tomorrow, so you want to be able to say your last ride was today..... Self-destructive behavior is a part of youth, do all your stupid fucking while time is still on your side... you can fuck smart when your 30.....

Crispy123
08-08-2007, 06:12 AM
epo's a real man!

You are all figments of my imagination that live in my computer screen, silly

Yuppie_Scum
08-08-2007, 06:24 AM
Unless you haven't been laid in a long time, don't be an animal -- wait a few days like a gentleman.

I've done it, it's kind of gross, so do the right thing.

IamPixie
08-08-2007, 06:26 AM
Unless you haven't been laid in a long time, don't be an animal -- wait a few days like a gentleman.

I've done it, it's kind of gross, so do the right thing.

pussy

Marc with a c
08-08-2007, 06:28 AM
Anal

Crispy123
08-08-2007, 06:33 AM
ear


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Yuppie_Scum
08-08-2007, 06:36 AM
pussy

I don't like my cock covered in blood -- there it is. If you're getting it regularly, there's just no need for it.

drjoek
08-08-2007, 06:55 AM
I don't like my cock covered in blood -- there it is. If you're getting it regularly, there's just no need for it.

I agree with you If you need it that bad take care of yourself. Wait a couple of days.

And for those who want to push it even a bit further

from
Hell's Angel by Sonny Berger
You got your Red Wings by eating a girl on her period and your Black Wings by eating a black girl."

http://www.brautigan.net/graphics/barger-cover2TN.jpg

Crispy123
08-08-2007, 06:57 AM
I don't like my cock.

Is this Earl???

drjoek
08-08-2007, 07:00 AM
I don't like my cock there it is. , there's just no need for it.

Fixed it for ya

riverofpiss
08-08-2007, 07:06 AM
I don't run red lights, there is just no reason for it unless you've been dry for an extraordinarily long time.

riverofpiss
08-08-2007, 07:08 AM
Anal

Dick in shit or old useless blood? What a choice.

Team_Ramrod
08-08-2007, 08:31 AM
This is fine.

Any position you throw her in you are going to get blood on your sack and thighs, it's just par for the course. Just throw a towel under the projected fall radius and when your done and she's running to the bathroom to empty out your remains you can grab the towel and wipe down.

It's a nice little thing, but thankfully it only comes by once a month.

Midkiff
08-08-2007, 08:57 AM
http://www.martinbreton.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10001/marie-antoinette.png

LOL hahahaahahaha I don't think anybody got that! LOLz!

:clap: :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Crispy123
08-08-2007, 09:44 AM
http://www.eastcoastignited.com/sitebuilder/images/monthly_treat_-750x150.jpg

SatCam
08-08-2007, 09:46 AM
keithy you are driving me fucking crazy

epo
08-08-2007, 10:55 AM
Unless you haven't been laid in a long time, don't be an animal -- wait a few days like a gentleman.

I've done it, it's kind of gross, so do the right thing.

It's not like you've gotta eat her out and earn your wings. If the chick is horny, be a gentleman, take her into the shower and go to town. There's no reason to punish her for nature taking it's course.

Plus not doing it because it's "gross" is kinda gay.

reillyluck
08-08-2007, 10:57 AM
anyone scared of this should still be in high school.

Furtherman
08-08-2007, 10:59 AM
keithy you are driving me fucking crazy

Seriously... to all those who feel like they're giving Keithy "manly advice", take a look at his posts. You need to be a little sensitive here.

Keithy, you shouldn't even be bothering with this girl.

drjoek
08-08-2007, 11:30 AM
Seriously... to all those who feel like they're giving Keithy "manly advice", take a look at his posts. You need to be a little sensitive here.

Keithy, you shouldn't even be bothering with this girl.

You lay down with dogs your gonna get fleas

led37zep
08-08-2007, 11:36 AM
My chick and I were just talking about this today. I'm pretty much not down with this at all. Call it childish, call it highschool but I'm just not down with a bloody mule.

mendyweiss
08-08-2007, 12:02 PM
http://www.ica.org.uk/thumbnail.php?max=408&id=675anyone scared of this should still be in high school.

drjoek
08-08-2007, 12:07 PM
When does this thread die?

Or will it hang around for a week all bloated and crabby?

Doctor Z
08-08-2007, 12:19 PM
anyone scared of this should still be in high school.
Anyone still willing to explore it should still be in college.

ScottFromGA
08-08-2007, 12:27 PM
http://www.martinbreton.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10001/marie-antoinette.png

LOL hahahaahahaha I don't think anybody got that! LOLz!

:clap: :lol::lol::lol::lol:

im not ashamed of admitting that I did not get this.....


I was too busy looking at Kirsten Dunst, god I'd fuck her on her period pussy.

Jennitalia
08-08-2007, 04:51 PM
i tend to get horny during my period, and i'm all for period sex. if i were a guy, i wouldnt want that guck all over me or lick a dirty penny, but to each his own. i do try to be considerate and not partake in any banging during the first few days, as i tend to be very clotty. my shiatsu teacher says i have liver jitsu.

grlNIN
08-08-2007, 05:35 PM
Anything goes after day 2.

Except anal.

Marc with a c
08-08-2007, 05:37 PM
Anything goes after day 2.

Except anal.

prude

cougarjake13
08-08-2007, 05:39 PM
ive done it many times, if the chick doesnt have a prob with it, then why should i ???

no biggie i just go take a quick shower afterwards

DarkHippie
08-08-2007, 05:48 PM
Its not a big deal. i've done it lots of times (although only with one girl, and i was in a long relationship with her). Going down on her might be too much though.

FUNKMAN
08-08-2007, 05:51 PM
i actually prefer the tampon to still be in so I can get some flossing done...

you can easily lick the clit and not get blood in your mouth

grlNIN
08-08-2007, 05:58 PM
prude


I am frugal with my love.

keithy_19
08-08-2007, 05:59 PM
i actually prefer the tampon to still be in so I can get some flossing done...

you can easily lick the clit and not get blood in your mouth

Very true. I've rubbed it during her period.Good times.

IamPixie
08-08-2007, 05:59 PM
you can easily lick the clit and not get blood in your mouth

that's hardcore.

grlNIN
08-08-2007, 06:01 PM
Very true. I've rubbed it during her period.Good times.

Stop ruining sex.

Marc with a c
08-08-2007, 06:02 PM
I am frugal with my love.

you sound more anal then frugal.

grlNIN
08-08-2007, 06:03 PM
Corner.

IamPixie
08-08-2007, 06:04 PM
Very true. I've rubbed it during her period.Good times.

so how did it go tonight? you've got me interested...

PapaBear
08-08-2007, 06:11 PM
you can easily lick the clint and not get blood in your mouth
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/cinderella_man/clint_howard/manpre.jpg

Doctor Z
08-08-2007, 06:16 PM
http://www.cry-for-help.com/images/Splash2.jpg

keithy_19
08-08-2007, 06:23 PM
Seriously... to all those who feel like they're giving Keithy "manly advice", take a look at his posts. You need to be a little sensitive here.

Keithy, you shouldn't even be bothering with this girl.

Well. I know I shouldn't be. But it fucking consumes me. I hate it.

Friday
08-08-2007, 06:47 PM
in the shower is the prime spot.... but after a few rounds in the shower, moving to the bed or wherever else usually becomes less of a big deal. You can only contort your body in so many directions in a shower before craving the comfort of a bed!

AND... if you have sex with a woman during her period... you are a Great Guy. It helps to cure cramps, headaches and relieve anxiety..... three of the MAJOR drawbacks of having your period.

SatCam
08-08-2007, 06:51 PM
any girls on here having their period? im cheaper than midol

donnie_darko
08-08-2007, 06:58 PM
just don't look down and you'll never know
follow it up with a nice shower
mind the sheets.

just don't go from bloodygash->mouth
nastee

FUNKMAN
08-08-2007, 07:06 PM
AND... if you have sex with a woman during her period... you are a Great Guy. It helps to cure cramps, headaches and relieve anxiety..... three of the MAJOR drawbacks of having your period.

allergies too... the woman I'm seeing was suffering bad allergy symptoms but after making fuck they all cleared

guess you can say i fucked the snot out of her cause i say stupid shit like that

ppanda
08-08-2007, 07:49 PM
the title says it all....dont need to read the other posts
ewwwwww
...I'll wait a week and batch if need be

scottinnj
08-08-2007, 07:50 PM
Any recommended positions?

doggy style up her ass. Or her kneeling while sucking your johnson.

I've fucked a couple of girls when they had Aunt Flow over for a visit, and the only reason was I was DESPERATE!!!

Now that I am older and wiser, I follow the advice of poet, statesman and all around expert on all things- Ron White:

"Just because the roller coaster is broken doesn't mean you shut down the whole amusement park."

epo
08-08-2007, 07:54 PM
doggy style up her ass. Or her kneeling while sucking your johnson.

I've fucked a couple of girls when they had Aunt Flow over for a visit, and the only reason was I was DESPERATE!!!

Now that I am older and wiser, I follow the advice of poet, statesman and all around expert on all things- Ron White:

"Just because the roller coaster is broken doesn't mean you shut down the whole amusement park."

You just quoted a member of Jeff Foxworthy's Comedy Troupe for a sexual conversation....

Just turn this on and make her happy:

http://www.air-conditioner-home.com/images/ShowerFalls_positio_flipped.jpg

envirogator
08-08-2007, 07:55 PM
You don't have to walk around with the evidence...just take a shower. Bang her, please her, get your own, take a shower and move on. It's all good.

MrPink
08-08-2007, 08:36 PM
Period sex helps me live out my fantasy of stabbing a chick while I bang her. :smoke:

Just realized I may have a blood fetish....

reillyluck
08-08-2007, 08:42 PM
i actually prefer the tampon to still be in so I can get some flossing done...

you can easily lick the clit and not get blood in your mouth

that's hardcore.

Funkman is the Man!

Slumbag
08-08-2007, 09:46 PM
Yeah, if you're a dude, and refuse to fuck a chick that's having her period, you should
probably question whether you like girls or not.

weekapaugjz
08-08-2007, 09:57 PM
i did it once with an ex a few years ago. i told her to put a towel down and turn off all the lights. when it was done, she came and washed off my junk with a warm wash cloth. i had no complaints. i think she was too embarrassed to do it again but she had a huge oral fixation so it didn't come up ever again. damn, how did i let that chick get away...(oh yeah, she dumped me. stupid cunt)

riverofpiss
08-09-2007, 04:35 PM
Yeah, if you're a dude, and refuse to fuck a chick that's having her period, you should
probably question whether you like girls or not.

It has nothing to do with liking chicks, I just don't like the smell, feeling, or the sight of period blood all over me, even in the shower. I highly doubt that chicks would bang guys if we were oozing old clotty blood out of our dicks while we had sex.

IamPixie
08-09-2007, 04:40 PM
It has nothing to do with liking chicks, I just don't like the smell, feeling, or the sight of period blood all over me, even in the shower. I highly doubt that chicks would bang guys if we were oozing old clotty blood out of our dicks while we had sex.

are you a male model or something? or maybe a virgin.

IMSlacker
08-09-2007, 04:47 PM
Just keep your woman pregnant all the time and this is never an issue. Sure, it gets expensive after a while... :wink:

IamPixie
08-09-2007, 04:47 PM
I also wanna add that if a woman is aroused enough the blood generally stops or slows down and the usual lubrication kicks in. So all you people complaining about the blood maybe aren't taking enough time to get your lady started.

Hottub
08-09-2007, 04:48 PM
WOW! Some of you guys have some real issues.

It's not like it is gushing out like an open wound. Just lay a towel down. A quick shower before and/or after makes it A-OK.
As Friday said, it helps relieve a lot of the issues that make women unbearable during that time frame. As someone else already mentioned, the female lebido is increased during this time. Have at it.
When you are done, having her clean your junk with a warm cloth afterwards is quite soothing.
Stop hating the human body. I have seen, firsthand, what God intended to come out of there. Fucking HUGE! But I was still counting the days until the Doc siad it was OK to hit it again!

IamPixie
08-09-2007, 04:53 PM
WOW! Some of you guys have some real issues.

It's not like it is gushing out like an open wound. Just lay a towel down. A quick shower before and/or after makes it A-OK.
As Friday said, it helps relieve a lot of the issues that make women unbearable during that time frame. As someone else already mentioned, the female lebido is increased during this time. Have at it.
When you are done, having her clean your junk with a warm cloth afterwards is quite soothing.
Stop hating the human body. I have seen, firsthand, what God intended to come out of there. Fucking HUGE! But I was still counting the days until the Doc siad it was OK to hit it again!

yea! what he said!

DarkHippie
08-09-2007, 04:54 PM
I also wanna add that if a woman is aroused enough the blood generally stops or slows down and the usual lubrication kicks in. So all you people complaining about the blood maybe aren't taking enough time to get your lady started.

Sorry Pixie, but I am not putting my mouth down there

IamPixie
08-09-2007, 04:57 PM
Sorry Pixie, but I am not putting my mouth down there

woah woah woah...I wasn't talking about oral. touching/tasing a vagina is certainly not the only way to excite a woman

Hottub
08-09-2007, 04:58 PM
Sorry Pixie, but I am not putting my mouth down there


Pix could be flowing sulphuric acid...

IamPixie
08-09-2007, 04:59 PM
Pix could be flowing sulphuric acid...

well hottub, you're in luck....

Hottub
08-09-2007, 05:01 PM
well hottub, you're in luck....

:clap::happy::wub::drunk:


Bite me, Whackbag! This is my home!!

epo
08-09-2007, 05:25 PM
Sorry Pixie, but I am not putting my mouth down there

Dude...there is no reason to give oral...just some good ol' fashioned sex.

DarkHippie
08-09-2007, 05:55 PM
woah woah woah...I wasn't talking about oral. touching/tasing a vagina is certainly not the only way to excite a woman

but its the funnest

IamFogHat
08-09-2007, 05:58 PM
I have and I actually liked it, even if that makes me gross.

keithy_19
08-09-2007, 09:43 PM
I have and I actually liked it, even if that makes me gross.

Let me guess. You were Dracula and she was your prey?

A.J.
08-10-2007, 04:28 AM
WOW! Some of you guys have some real issues.

It's not like it is gushing out like an open wound. Just lay a towel down. A quick shower before and/or after makes it A-OK.
As Friday said, it helps relieve a lot of the issues that make women unbearable during that time frame. As someone else already mentioned, the female lebido is increased during this time. Have at it.
When you are done, having her clean your junk with a warm cloth afterwards is quite soothing.
Stop hating the human body. I have seen, firsthand, what God intended to come out of there. Fucking HUGE! But I was still counting the days until the Doc siad it was OK to hit it again!

That was quite beautiful actually.

riverofpiss
08-10-2007, 06:38 AM
are you a male model or something? or maybe a virgin.

I guess I'm just fussy and the sight of blood gets to me. I also hate the smell and colour of beets when they're boiled.

Jujubees2
08-10-2007, 06:50 AM
WOW! Some of you guys have some real issues.

It's not like it is gushing out like an open wound. Just lay a towel down. A quick shower before and/or after makes it A-OK.
As Friday said, it helps relieve a lot of the issues that make women unbearable during that time frame. As someone else already mentioned, the female lebido is increased during this time. Have at it.
When you are done, having her clean your junk with a warm cloth afterwards is quite soothing.
Stop hating the human body. I have seen, firsthand, what God intended to come out of there. Fucking HUGE! But I was still counting the days until the Doc siad it was OK to hit it again!

I'm with Hottub on this one. After watching your girl push something the size of a bowling bowl out, with all the blood, you don't mind. Though in 13 years of marriage my wife and I have only done it once (we were getting hot and heavy and she asked what I would do if she took off her panties and I replied that I would do what any other straight guy would do - drill her). She normally takes care of things in other ways.

citymedic27
08-10-2007, 06:53 AM
i actually prefer the tampon to still be in so I can get some flossing done...

you can easily lick the clit and not get blood in your mouth

thats some good aim:wacko:

ralphbxny
08-10-2007, 11:34 AM
I am all for it. It is kind of hot. It is forbidden. It has always been one of the best times for me. I love women who are into this, cause it shows they have no hang ups. I love it!! It also shows how much game you have to get a woman all worked up when you cant handle the cooch.

keithy_19
03-23-2008, 12:36 PM
Interesting, when I started this silly thread I had been hoping to get with this other girl who was on her period. So many months later, I've experienced the fun.

Wasn't bad at all.

jonyrotn
03-23-2008, 02:26 PM
I earned my "Red Wings" in High School, and have been flying into the wild red yonder ever since..Sure, when you lift your head up you look like Ronald McDonald but everything has a bit of humility attached to it..The fact is, women are exponentially more horny when they are menstruating, and as her lover it's your job to, do unto her..It's not something you're gonna perform on a $2 Crack Whore and you don't have to gargle with it, but if she is your chick and you want to make her happy that will go a long way toward satisfying her needs..Sometimes you just gotta bite the bullet..
Another option would be to flip her over and handle things that way..Just to show her you're trying, and you're willing to "keep your nose to the..." never mind, bad analogy...But then again some men refuse to kiss their woman's ass under any circumstances, so to speak..
The long and short of it is, you have a decision to make..Either your gonna perfom this loving act on your partner and bare a half hour of the metalic taste and the clown face that comes with it..Or don't do it, and give her another reason not to blow you when you get back from the gym, and the schweatty's are visiting..To each, his own..But remember you don't get to proudly sport the "Red Badge of Courage " It's Your call..Good _uck....

Friday
03-23-2008, 02:37 PM
love red wings.... *swoon*

http://steviey.com/images/yzerman_4.jpg

keithy_19
03-23-2008, 03:18 PM
There was, in all honesty, little to no blood at all.

jonyrotn
03-23-2008, 03:26 PM
There was, in all honesty, little to no blood at all.
Well then you got delt a Royal Flush on the first time..Don't kid yourself..Next time bring a lobster bib..

SatCam
03-23-2008, 03:27 PM
http://web1.caryacademy.org/chemistry/rushin/StudentProjects/CompoundWebSites/2000/HydrogenPeroxide/images/h2o2pic1.jpg






Don't fuck her without it. It has come in handy for cleanup many a times

Kris10
03-23-2008, 04:02 PM
Wow, lots of thought has gone into this thread.

Hottub
03-23-2008, 04:05 PM
Yup.

epo
03-23-2008, 04:06 PM
Maybe this thread comes back every thirty days?

Hottub
03-23-2008, 04:08 PM
28 days.

Ritalin
03-23-2008, 04:17 PM
Maybe this thread comes back every thirty days?

Yeah, and about 4 days before the thread's coming back, Rouski gets REALLLY cranky.

Gvac
03-23-2008, 04:34 PM
When will you people ever learn?

Women are stupid and ugly.

jonyrotn
03-23-2008, 04:46 PM
Maybe this thread comes back every thirty days?
Whant the thread to disappear??? Free Depo- shots at the Monkey Bar...

keithy_19
03-23-2008, 04:53 PM
When will you people ever learn?

Women are stupid and ugly.

Do these "women" you deal with have penis's?

Kris10
03-23-2008, 05:08 PM
Yeah, and about 4 days before the thread's coming back, Rouski gets REALLLY cranky.

LMAO!!!! I need to start hiding it better! Thankfully, it only lasts 3 days!