Kathleen From The Bronx
08-09-2007, 03:19 PM
Dear Ron and Fez Shooow,
Check this shit out! How come like right as the show was ending today, the skies got dark and the sounds of thunder approached?? Yeah, first I wondered if it was my show separation anxiety gettin the best of me.... and was causing me to hallucinate....in a, "The Ron and Fez Show ends... and the land is dark and dismal once more (in a heavy, foreboding voice)," kinda way.... but no.....Twas Real! A crazy storm just whipped through here...with howling winds, thunder and lightning.... It even caused my building to lose power for a few minutes....
Since you guys had just today told of the freak tornado that landed in Brooklyn the other night, all I could picture was a cartoon tornado spinning it's way down a map of 95 following a bright red line right to my house... Ya know... just like how they do in Loony Tunes cartoons..... Oh wait, I guess that wouldn't be a tornado in that case.... That's the Tasmanian Devil.... But look! You understand the image here in my head, huh? So that was all scary....I was pretty sure a tornado was goin to get me, and so I went to hide in the bathtub.
Ron and Fez Show, that's what you're supposed to do when a tornado threatens, right???! Hide in the bathtub??? Yeah... I think that's what I have heard... Yeah I think so.... I believe that it was Brian who told me that... He's good with knowing what to do in disastrous situations.... It's good to have such guidance....
I remember, there was that one time when my Bri yelled to me, "Quick! Jump in the bathtub!! And take this toaster!! And don't forget to plug it in first!!!!".....Wait aaaa..... There was no tornado warnings that day! He's a practical joker that one...... Practical jokes! Hey, that reminds me!
The joke that Ronnie played on yez yesterday was the funniest thing! I was just rolllin.... That was great! I mean, I was definitely feeling for Fezzie and Earl though, cause I too would be out of my mind! I'd be crazy scared if I thought that Ronnie B was possibly gonna plummet to the earth outta some window.... and I had to be the one to save! Yikes! I would be all straight panic in Deetroit, brothas....Anyway, all that being said.... it was the funniest shit ever to picture that whole scene go down with Ron screaming, "I'm falling!!! I'M FALLLLING!!" as Fezzie is grabbing onto an ankle for dear life and Earl is around his waist.... Insane!
"I thought I was kidding but I'm really fallling!!!! HELP!!!" Holy shit, that makes me straight cackle again just to remember it.... and their valiant effort to rescue!!!! Just that line, "I thought I was kiddin, but I'm really falling!" would TOTALLY have tricked me like a rube... I know I would think, "NO! This is really serious!!"just because of that line....He was gonna try to trick us, but now this mess if for real!! That was some classic shit.... and I don't throw around the phrase, "That was some classic shit," for nothing!
This was my favorite line of the whole harrowing ordeal: "I'm gonna drag us all to our deaths!!!!!!! HOLD ON! Hold on even if it means you all will fall with me!!!!!!!!" Oh man, that has me laughin so hard just to envision....... Oh, not that the thought of all of you falling to your deaths splattered on a city sidewalk makes me happy or anything!! You know what I mean......... I laughed my ass off at that tale today my friends! "And that's a lot of laughing..." (someone utters in a sidewinder's voice)! I ain't mad at ya sidewinder... I would have used the same hack line! I have to type this all lying down now cause with no ass you fall off chairs.... and those, "sitting bones," as they are referred to in yoga, are sharp and could easily rip through skin...... Annnnyway! Sorry Fezzie and Earl, but it made me laugh hard too to think of yez afterwards all shell shocked after such a calamity! And Ron says, "They thought they were heroes!! ......ya maroons!" Ahhhh that was fantastic....
Speaking of practical jokes a lil bit more.... This Rock 'n' Roll Saturday night show is for real, right? No jokes, eh? Cause I am DOWN! Don't leave us all sittin there in out pajamas at nine o'clock in the Beast staring at the radio like, "Whhaaa? But they said!??" :0) I'm especially down after hearing there will be no, "gettin the Led out!" I believe Ron said.... "I actually want to leave the Led IN.....I'm not into wizard rock!" HAh... me neeter....I loved this, when he yelled, "I'm not scared of you!!! You don't have magical powers....That goes for you too Uriah Heep!!!" HAH! Uriah Heep indeeed..... So yeah, I can't wait for this Saturday night show man! Fezzie, you said this was gonna be, "a Fez disaster," which made me laugh... but also yell, "NOOoooooooo it's nooooot!" at the radio.... It's gonna be the best! DO it! Dooooooo it....
I'll tell you something else.... something else I was thinking about while hiding in the bathtub..... I was thinkin, "I sure do love it when Ron and Fez talk about animals!" Well, what can I say? I'm an animal lover just like you guys! AND I can tell when you Ronnie, yell threats at koala bears like, "I'll put two between your eyes, ya leaf eatin' bastid!" that it's all in good fun..... I certainly laughed hard at that.....
Well I should be honest.... The majority of Australian animals kinda gross me out, what with their marsupial pouches and everything.... I hope you people don't think those kangaroo pouches are furry and cozy inside! See... for quite sometime I was under that false impression myself.... and then I saw this show on the National Geographic Channel or something about animal babies....That pouch is not furry like my childhood kangaroo puppets! WHAT a rip off!!! In real life it's filled full of ill animal slime!!! Ooooooh and kangaroo babies gotta be the ugliest animal babies ever born.........Dudes.... I tell you... to see that filthy little kanga-worm inching its freakish little way up to that slimy marsupial pouch..... shudderrrr..........Gaaarr! Is there anything more disgusting than nature?? Yes... but right now the thought of it has almost made me puke 1.4 million times.... It's grosser than people who slurp their soup! Where the hell was I goin with all this??? ....Oh yeah! I like it when you guys talk about animals.....
I had no idea about that whole story Fezzie brought up... about Dolphins almost set to go on the endangered species list.... Crazy... I don't know if I believe it anymore either.... each time these things come up...... next thing ya know the story's gonna be, "Our oceans are overrun, teeming with nuisance dolphins who come up on the beach and eat your children's sandwiches right outta their little hands..." Ahhh... I don't know what I'm talking about though! I hope the dolphins will be OK......
While I'm talkin about dolphins here... let me bring this up to you- I remember this happening so many Gahdamned times when I was a kid.... You'd be at the beach and suddenly see some dolphins jumping through the waves or something and you'd be like, "LOOK! LOOK! Dolphins!" and WITHOUT FAIL some asshole would take the time outta their lives to stop you like, "No... No, those are porpoises." I mean what the hell!?? It always seems as though there's someone who just can't wait to shit storm on a parade, ya know??? They'd correct ya like, "No, those are porpoises," as if you had been so mistaken and you were actually seeing swimming ocean rats.... I mean, maybe this is all retrospect talkin here... but why ya gotta be like that...??? I would stand there thinkin something along the lines of, "Can I not have any fun in my life!?!! I'm but a child, damn your eyes!!!"...... or ya know... something like that.....Well, I'd never say it... afterall I was a shy child....
Fezzie brought up the whole, "shyness," thing today too...... That got me thinkin..... I have heard so many people say that they, "used to be so shy," as if they have conquered it...... but I don't know if that ever really goes away for sure.... It never really went away for me, which many people might find a tad surprising as I usually seem to be prone to be loudly yelling and screamy with no regard to human eardrums.... I dunno, it always seems to come back in bizarre and unexpected bouts of shyness..... I was thinking that it might be an effective management tool, if when one is feeling shy, they might bellow aloud to no one in particular, "I'm fuckin shy dammit!!!" so as to just make everyone aware of what the deal is... so you're not taken the wrong way in social situations.... Just a thought........
I tell ya what though..... It does feel encouraging to hear Ronnie B make statements such as, "I love shy girls! They're like.. 'I don't know what to doooo,' and it brings out the predator in me." Not sure why that should feel so comforting, but it works! Great stuff man....... Which reminds me too....... That whole exchange between Ronnie and Lilly's adorable 14 year old cousin was one of the funniest things in the world....... He says as if he is her, "Uncle Ronnie! You're DRINKING! What are YOU doin in here??!" and then, "I'm a special friend..... the kind that CAN keep a secret.." Man, i was cryin laughing through that whole thing.....
Annnnyway... I'm goin on and onnnnnn here! I should let yez go....... Thanks for givin me lots of stuff to think about today as I wondered if I would meet my demise in a bathtub! For now I live.... I LIVE!!! (knock on wood)...... Great show today homies....
Signed,
kathleen from the bronx :):):)
Check this shit out! How come like right as the show was ending today, the skies got dark and the sounds of thunder approached?? Yeah, first I wondered if it was my show separation anxiety gettin the best of me.... and was causing me to hallucinate....in a, "The Ron and Fez Show ends... and the land is dark and dismal once more (in a heavy, foreboding voice)," kinda way.... but no.....Twas Real! A crazy storm just whipped through here...with howling winds, thunder and lightning.... It even caused my building to lose power for a few minutes....
Since you guys had just today told of the freak tornado that landed in Brooklyn the other night, all I could picture was a cartoon tornado spinning it's way down a map of 95 following a bright red line right to my house... Ya know... just like how they do in Loony Tunes cartoons..... Oh wait, I guess that wouldn't be a tornado in that case.... That's the Tasmanian Devil.... But look! You understand the image here in my head, huh? So that was all scary....I was pretty sure a tornado was goin to get me, and so I went to hide in the bathtub.
Ron and Fez Show, that's what you're supposed to do when a tornado threatens, right???! Hide in the bathtub??? Yeah... I think that's what I have heard... Yeah I think so.... I believe that it was Brian who told me that... He's good with knowing what to do in disastrous situations.... It's good to have such guidance....
I remember, there was that one time when my Bri yelled to me, "Quick! Jump in the bathtub!! And take this toaster!! And don't forget to plug it in first!!!!".....Wait aaaa..... There was no tornado warnings that day! He's a practical joker that one...... Practical jokes! Hey, that reminds me!
The joke that Ronnie played on yez yesterday was the funniest thing! I was just rolllin.... That was great! I mean, I was definitely feeling for Fezzie and Earl though, cause I too would be out of my mind! I'd be crazy scared if I thought that Ronnie B was possibly gonna plummet to the earth outta some window.... and I had to be the one to save! Yikes! I would be all straight panic in Deetroit, brothas....Anyway, all that being said.... it was the funniest shit ever to picture that whole scene go down with Ron screaming, "I'm falling!!! I'M FALLLLING!!" as Fezzie is grabbing onto an ankle for dear life and Earl is around his waist.... Insane!
"I thought I was kidding but I'm really fallling!!!! HELP!!!" Holy shit, that makes me straight cackle again just to remember it.... and their valiant effort to rescue!!!! Just that line, "I thought I was kiddin, but I'm really falling!" would TOTALLY have tricked me like a rube... I know I would think, "NO! This is really serious!!"just because of that line....He was gonna try to trick us, but now this mess if for real!! That was some classic shit.... and I don't throw around the phrase, "That was some classic shit," for nothing!
This was my favorite line of the whole harrowing ordeal: "I'm gonna drag us all to our deaths!!!!!!! HOLD ON! Hold on even if it means you all will fall with me!!!!!!!!" Oh man, that has me laughin so hard just to envision....... Oh, not that the thought of all of you falling to your deaths splattered on a city sidewalk makes me happy or anything!! You know what I mean......... I laughed my ass off at that tale today my friends! "And that's a lot of laughing..." (someone utters in a sidewinder's voice)! I ain't mad at ya sidewinder... I would have used the same hack line! I have to type this all lying down now cause with no ass you fall off chairs.... and those, "sitting bones," as they are referred to in yoga, are sharp and could easily rip through skin...... Annnnyway! Sorry Fezzie and Earl, but it made me laugh hard too to think of yez afterwards all shell shocked after such a calamity! And Ron says, "They thought they were heroes!! ......ya maroons!" Ahhhh that was fantastic....
Speaking of practical jokes a lil bit more.... This Rock 'n' Roll Saturday night show is for real, right? No jokes, eh? Cause I am DOWN! Don't leave us all sittin there in out pajamas at nine o'clock in the Beast staring at the radio like, "Whhaaa? But they said!??" :0) I'm especially down after hearing there will be no, "gettin the Led out!" I believe Ron said.... "I actually want to leave the Led IN.....I'm not into wizard rock!" HAh... me neeter....I loved this, when he yelled, "I'm not scared of you!!! You don't have magical powers....That goes for you too Uriah Heep!!!" HAH! Uriah Heep indeeed..... So yeah, I can't wait for this Saturday night show man! Fezzie, you said this was gonna be, "a Fez disaster," which made me laugh... but also yell, "NOOoooooooo it's nooooot!" at the radio.... It's gonna be the best! DO it! Dooooooo it....
I'll tell you something else.... something else I was thinking about while hiding in the bathtub..... I was thinkin, "I sure do love it when Ron and Fez talk about animals!" Well, what can I say? I'm an animal lover just like you guys! AND I can tell when you Ronnie, yell threats at koala bears like, "I'll put two between your eyes, ya leaf eatin' bastid!" that it's all in good fun..... I certainly laughed hard at that.....
Well I should be honest.... The majority of Australian animals kinda gross me out, what with their marsupial pouches and everything.... I hope you people don't think those kangaroo pouches are furry and cozy inside! See... for quite sometime I was under that false impression myself.... and then I saw this show on the National Geographic Channel or something about animal babies....That pouch is not furry like my childhood kangaroo puppets! WHAT a rip off!!! In real life it's filled full of ill animal slime!!! Ooooooh and kangaroo babies gotta be the ugliest animal babies ever born.........Dudes.... I tell you... to see that filthy little kanga-worm inching its freakish little way up to that slimy marsupial pouch..... shudderrrr..........Gaaarr! Is there anything more disgusting than nature?? Yes... but right now the thought of it has almost made me puke 1.4 million times.... It's grosser than people who slurp their soup! Where the hell was I goin with all this??? ....Oh yeah! I like it when you guys talk about animals.....
I had no idea about that whole story Fezzie brought up... about Dolphins almost set to go on the endangered species list.... Crazy... I don't know if I believe it anymore either.... each time these things come up...... next thing ya know the story's gonna be, "Our oceans are overrun, teeming with nuisance dolphins who come up on the beach and eat your children's sandwiches right outta their little hands..." Ahhh... I don't know what I'm talking about though! I hope the dolphins will be OK......
While I'm talkin about dolphins here... let me bring this up to you- I remember this happening so many Gahdamned times when I was a kid.... You'd be at the beach and suddenly see some dolphins jumping through the waves or something and you'd be like, "LOOK! LOOK! Dolphins!" and WITHOUT FAIL some asshole would take the time outta their lives to stop you like, "No... No, those are porpoises." I mean what the hell!?? It always seems as though there's someone who just can't wait to shit storm on a parade, ya know??? They'd correct ya like, "No, those are porpoises," as if you had been so mistaken and you were actually seeing swimming ocean rats.... I mean, maybe this is all retrospect talkin here... but why ya gotta be like that...??? I would stand there thinkin something along the lines of, "Can I not have any fun in my life!?!! I'm but a child, damn your eyes!!!"...... or ya know... something like that.....Well, I'd never say it... afterall I was a shy child....
Fezzie brought up the whole, "shyness," thing today too...... That got me thinkin..... I have heard so many people say that they, "used to be so shy," as if they have conquered it...... but I don't know if that ever really goes away for sure.... It never really went away for me, which many people might find a tad surprising as I usually seem to be prone to be loudly yelling and screamy with no regard to human eardrums.... I dunno, it always seems to come back in bizarre and unexpected bouts of shyness..... I was thinking that it might be an effective management tool, if when one is feeling shy, they might bellow aloud to no one in particular, "I'm fuckin shy dammit!!!" so as to just make everyone aware of what the deal is... so you're not taken the wrong way in social situations.... Just a thought........
I tell ya what though..... It does feel encouraging to hear Ronnie B make statements such as, "I love shy girls! They're like.. 'I don't know what to doooo,' and it brings out the predator in me." Not sure why that should feel so comforting, but it works! Great stuff man....... Which reminds me too....... That whole exchange between Ronnie and Lilly's adorable 14 year old cousin was one of the funniest things in the world....... He says as if he is her, "Uncle Ronnie! You're DRINKING! What are YOU doin in here??!" and then, "I'm a special friend..... the kind that CAN keep a secret.." Man, i was cryin laughing through that whole thing.....
Annnnyway... I'm goin on and onnnnnn here! I should let yez go....... Thanks for givin me lots of stuff to think about today as I wondered if I would meet my demise in a bathtub! For now I live.... I LIVE!!! (knock on wood)...... Great show today homies....
Signed,
kathleen from the bronx :):):)