Is this funny, cruel or a mixture of the two?

[lleeder]

On monday after class I had an unknown message on my phone. It was someone calling this chick trying to hang out with her. I found out the next day it was my coworker that had called me by mistake thinking my number was hers. I told him he called me and he felt dumb about it. Later that day he called me and left another message for the girl. I listened to the message and it was so funny that I never called him back and told him he dialed me again. He kept calling and leaving messages each one more desperate than the next one. As the messages continued he got more pissed at her for not returning his calls. I have them all saved...10 messages in total. I havent told anyone else at work about the messages cause I dont want them to make fun of the guy too bad. No one here knows him is there a way I could post them?

[Hottub]

This thread is useless without audio.

[Furtherman]

Funny.

The fact that you told him yet the dummy still called your number again makes it funny.

The next thing to do is forward all those messages to all your other co-worker's voice mails. Then it's hysterical. Ok, maybe a little cruel too.

[PapaBear]

is there a way I could post them?
I always use Putfile.com

[commish13]

What an idiot.

[Stankfoot]

have Mikeyboy put them in the file library ....

[Badinia]

As Billy Bixby used to say, That's Incredible!

The universe has given you a gift in this desperate, incompetent, dyslexic, pathetic retard. It is your moral imperative to share the messages.

[Kris10]

What a tool, forward them back to him to let him hear how desperate he sounds.

[Hottub]

As Billy Bixby used to say, That's Incredible!

The universe has given you a gift in this desperate, incompetent, dyslexic, pathetic retard. It is your moral imperative to share the messages.


A Bill Bixby reference?


Marry me!!:wub:

[mikeyboy]

As Billy Bixby used to say, That's Incredible!

I would have thought you would have said John Davidson, Fran Tarkenton or Cathy Lee Crosby.

[Bulldogcakes]

I have a feeling this would make for great radio if they're as good as you say.

Remember when O&A (and everyone else) did the thing with the guy who posted the crazy ex girlfriend calls a few years back?

[Don Stugots]

I have a feeling this would make for great radio if they're as good as you say.

Remember when O&A (and everyone else) did the thing with the guy who posted the crazy ex girlfriend calls a few years back?

i loved those calls. lets hear em lleeder.

[PapaBear]

i loved those calls. lets hear em lleeder.
Yeah. Come on lleeder!!! Post!

[Fat_Sunny]

Man, Lleeder, You Got The Goods This Time. Cool!

Why Don't You Transfer All The Messages To A CD, And Then Make A Little CD Jacket That Includes A Picture Of The Girl, And Then Write The Title On The Jacket "Co-Worker's 10 Messages", And Then Present It To Him At Work With Alot Of Fanfare!

[RoseBlood]

On monday after class I had an unknown message on my phone. It was someone calling this chick trying to hang out with her. I found out the next day it was my coworker that had called me by mistake thinking my number was hers. I told him he called me and he felt dumb about it. Later that day he called me and left another message for the girl. I listened to the message and it was so funny that I never called him back and told him he dialed me again. He kept calling and leaving messages each one more desperate than the next one. As the messages continued he got more pissed at her for not returning his calls. I have them all saved...10 messages in total. I havent told anyone else at work about the messages cause I dont want them to make fun of the guy too bad. No one here knows him is there a way I could post them?


If you're not familiar with the movie then this will make no sense, but your co-worker reminds me of Philip Seymour Hoffman calling Lara Flynn Boyle in "Happiness":

Helen Jordan: [picks up phone] Hello?
Allen: I know who you are and you are nothing. You think you are fucking something, but you are fucking nothing. You are empty. You are a zero. You are a black hole, and I'm gonna fuck you so bad you'll be coming out of your ears.
[slams down phone, pants for air]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2088/2881/320/happy_Image4.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2088/2881/320/happy_Image44.jpg

[hedges]

10 messages, that's a lot....and the whole thing is damn funny...

[sailor]

were you drunk?


isn't there something identifying you by name and/or gender in your voicemail system?

[cupcakelove]

That's hilarious. It could be considered cruel if you never told him what was going on. The fact that you did tell him, and he keeps doing it makes it even funnier.

[Badinia]

I would have thought you would have said John Davidson, Fran Tarkenton or Cathy Lee Crosby.


Well...I meant what he said when he met Lou Ferrigno- That's Incredible Bulk!

[lleeder]

were you drunk?


isn't there something identifying you by name and/or gender in your voicemail system?

No I go with the standard computer voicemail. I really have no important calls that need to know for sure that its me they are talking to.

[citymedic27]

here is what you do, you post them here so that we all get a collective laugh at his expense. Then you send him a email with the link contained in it and tell him that it is something that he interested in, he clicks the links...quick download.....then after he hears the messages being played....he'll feel like a complete ass, and learn an important lesson.
CHECK THE NUMBER BEFORE YOU HIT SEND/DIAL!!!!!!!!!!

its your responsibility to post those messages so that we can all hear. Man Law

[furie]

Is this funny, cruel or a mixture of the two?

trust me, that's pure funny.

[RADIO-SHARK]

I would call your friend back and hang up just as he answers so as to think he just missed her so the calls could continue. That is if he has caller ID.If he doesnt call back, then call him and pretend to be the girl and say that she digs him and that they should date.

[Hottub]

I would call your friend back and hang up just as he answers so as to think he just missed her so the calls could continue. That is if he has caller ID.If he doesnt call back, then call him and pretend to be the girl and say that she digs him and that they should date.


I love this guy!!! Trust The shark!!!

[joethebartender]

I love this guy!!! Trust The shark!!!

Another twist on this is to have your phone on speaker and call a phone sex line. Ask the sex operator to hold a second and get him on 3 way calling. As soon as he answers, hit conference and let the recording begin. Keep quiet and then you'll have something to take to the bank! Never overlook blackmail as a second source of income!

Love,
-Joe

[SinA]

this is no mistake. he clearly wants you to know how passionate he can be.
i'd say give him a shot.

[topless_mike]

maybe this dood is into you, and is stalking you.
jezo- style creepy.

[ANC]

On monday after class I had an unknown message on my phone. It was someone calling this chick trying to hang out with her. I found out the next day it was my coworker that had called me by mistake thinking my number was hers. I told him he called me and he felt dumb about it. Later that day he called me and left another message for the girl. I listened to the message and it was so funny that I never called him back and told him he dialed me again. He kept calling and leaving messages each one more desperate than the next one. As the messages continued he got more pissed at her for not returning his calls. I have them all saved...10 messages in total. I havent told anyone else at work about the messages cause I dont want them to make fun of the guy too bad. No one here knows him is there a way I could post them?

If you didn't tell him about it = cruel
The fact that you told him about it and he still called the number = :lol:

[Dougie Brootal]

i agree, hilarious because you told him and he kept it up. lets hear em lleeder!