How are mod quots decided?

[keithy_19]

Is it a group effort of the mods? Or does only one mod have to act on his own? Has there been mutiny on ronfez.net over a mod quote that other mods didn't find funny?

And why are mod quotes so damn desired?

[PapaBear]

Ronfez.net members mail in their choices and the votes are tabulated by the accounting firm of Price, Waterhouse and Company. The results are kept secret from all but the three tabulators who are locked in a guarded counting room, make the final tabulations on the day of the mod quote presentation, and prepare the sealed envelopes announcing the winners.
A Price, Waterhouse official takes charge of the 22 sealed envelopes, brings them to the mod and hands them to the presenters just before the winners are announced. A duplicate set of sealed envelopes is kept by an anonymous "back-up" official who is seated in the audience in case something happens to the first official. The "back-up" has never been needed. The official and his "back-up" will not travel to the message board in the same car in case of an accident.

[keithy_19]

So why has no one sent in any for me?

[keithy_19]

I also just realized how mods don't decide mod QUOTS. They decide mod quotes.

[weekapaugjz]

mine wasn't even typed by myself. it was that stupid kevin who suggested it. that SONOFABITCH!

[PapaBear]

Mine was typed by me, but not the "poop on" part. But that part made it even better.

[RoseBlood]

Ronfez.net members mail in their choices and the votes are tabulated by the accounting firm of Price, Waterhouse and Company. The results are kept secret from all but the three tabulators who are locked in a guarded counting room, make the final tabulations on the day of the mod quote presentation, and prepare the sealed envelopes announcing the winners.
A Price, Waterhouse official takes charge of the 22 sealed envelopes, brings them to the mod and hands them to the presenters just before the winners are announced. A duplicate set of sealed envelopes is kept by an anonymous "back-up" official who is seated in the audience in case something happens to the first official. The "back-up" has never been needed. The official and his "back-up" will not travel to the message board in the same car in case of an accident.

And people say Marc is the funny one? Brevity is overrated my friend.

[moochcassidy]

if our newest mod is anything to go by- liver stamina

[Heather 8]

Mine was typed by me, but with an apostrophe. It saddens me to look at my quote, knowing that a poor li'l apostrophe is out there somewhere, forgotten.

[StupidGirlllll]

I got mine thru whining.

[topless_mike]

mine came about when i was oogeling over f dubs dancin on the stripper pole, i said that i would have rather come out to "dude looks like a lady", but that was just the homo in me talking.

i was pwned by mikeyboy and taught a quick lesson in mod quotes.

[Marc with a c]

Mine is more or a request

[IMSlacker]

I think if you mention mod quotes in a post, that post automatically becomes your mod quote.

[Friday]

i got mine from board gossip

meowmeowmeowmeow
meowmeowmeowmeow

[El Mudo]

Ronfez.net members mail in their choices and the votes are tabulated by the accounting firm of Price, Waterhouse and Company. The results are kept secret from all but the three tabulators who are locked in a guarded counting room, make the final tabulations on the day of the mod quote presentation, and prepare the sealed envelopes announcing the winners.
A Price, Waterhouse official takes charge of the 22 sealed envelopes, brings them to the mod and hands them to the presenters just before the winners are announced. A duplicate set of sealed envelopes is kept by an anonymous "back-up" official who is seated in the audience in case something happens to the first official. The "back-up" has never been needed. The official and his "back-up" will not travel to the message board in the same car in case of an accident.



I thought they were kept in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on the porch of Funk and Wagnalls?

[riverofpiss]

I got mine by giving my approval of Gwyneth Paltrows new look.

[Jughead]

I remember Pming Hot Tub one day and saying Who put this shit below my name..He said Grasshopper that is a mod quote..I said oh!!! he is a very patient man!!!

[Fat_Sunny]

Mod Quotes Are So Last Year. They Have Become So Common That Now The Cool People Are The Ones Without Mod Quotes! F_S Is Hoping To Be Mod-Quote-Free By 2008.

[JustJon]

Someone starts a thread about mod quotes. People say stupid shit in it. People get mod quotes.

[Grendel_Kahn]

If they really are random and done without the knowledge of the person in question.....well..that could be the coolest thing ever.

[Kevin]

Someone starts a thread about mod quotes. People say stupid shit in it. People get mod quotes.

Or Fallon just decides to be an ass.. Which is mostly the case with mod quotes..




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND, I love you too Weeka!

[ralphbxny]

Mod quotes are brought to you by the Stork. I got a stork visit on RF.NET Version 1 but I am barren and have not had one in RF.NET Version 2. Maybe someday St. Mikey of the Internet or other Mod Saints will bless me with one!!

[Kevin]

Mine is more or a request

What happened to your Sig??.. Did ........ force you to take it down?? You pansy!

[bobrobot]

If it's embarrassing or humiliating... & U said it... guess what??? (it will bcum yer "scarlet letter"...)

http://www.goldensilents.com/stars/scarletlillianlars.jpg

[reillyluck]

Someone starts a thread about mod quotes. People say stupid shit in it. People get mod quotes.

(patiently waiting)

[DolaMight]

How are mod quots decided?

mod quote?

[Kris10]

I'm watching what I say for now on!

[JustJon]

I'm watching what I say for now on!

That's the problem with these threads...

[BoondockSaint]

Mod quotes tell no lies!

[mikeyboy]

Mod quotes tell no lies!

You're just begging to get yours changed.

[Friday]

i think i may be due for a change.

but MEOW does sum me up quote well.

[Hottub]

i think i may be due for a change.



Got that "Not so fresh" feeling?

[IMSlacker]

i think i may be due for a change.

but MEOW does sum me up quote well.

Something carpentry related might be better.

[Friday]

ha ha very funny guys... :dry:

[Hottub]

What?
Jesus was a carpenter too.

[Kris10]

mother f'ers!

[keithy_19]

When I first joined my mod quote was "charlie don't surf", which is an obscure Clash song and it made me feel tingly inside. Kind of like when your dog rubs up against you.

[commish13]

If it's embarrassing or humiliating... & U said it... guess what??? (it will bcum yer "scarlet letter"...)

http://www.goldensilents.com/stars/scarletlillianlars.jpg

Well that's how I got mine. I was just hungry.

[sailor]

When I first joined my mod quote was "charlie don't surf", which is an obscure Clash song and it made me feel tingly inside. Kind of like when your dog rubs up against you.

it's a less obscure apocalypse now quote. and nice try, but that dog line is a blatant attempt to get a mod quote. you lose points for that.

[Bob Impact]

Mine was decided by hotness.

[buzzard]

This is another one of those cool insider deals not meant to be understood by old fucks such as I isn't it? :annoyed:

[IMSlacker]

This is another one of those cool insider deals not meant to be understood by old fucks such as I isn't it? :annoyed:

Nice try. But that's probably a little too long to be used as a mod quote.

[sailor]

Nice try. But that's probably a little too long to be used as a mod quote.

yeah, no barry bonds-ing!

[cougarjake13]

mine makes no sense whatsover

[Fallon]

Matty gets and A+++ for all his mod quote referrals.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Matty gets and A+++ for all his mod quote referrals.

If you want out of context and embarassing statements, look no further.

I am a fucking assassin.

[Tenbatsuzen]

If you want out of context and embarrassing statements, look no further.


Mod quote.

[Fallon]

If you want out of context and embarassing statements, look no further.

I am a fucking ass.

Bwahahahaha!

[Fez4PrezN2008]

mod quotes are VERY over-rated.

[Chimee]

Don't do it, IT'S A TRAP!

[MrPink]

I thought you have to fuck a mod for a quote. I've been sorely mistaken.

[Chimee]

Does Matty count as a ceremonial mod for that?

[keithy_19]

I still don't have one. I used too. I forget what it was. But I'm sure it was HILLARious.

[epo]

I thought you have to fuck a mod for a quote. I've been sorely mistaken.

No shit. Who hasn't fucked a mod? :smile:

[keithy_19]

No shit. Who hasn't fucked a mod? :smile:

:bye:

[A.J.]

No shit. Who hasn't fucked a mod? :smile:

If I masturbate does that count?

[Kris10]

I :wub: Fallon!

LMFAO! Nice new mod quote!

[KnoxHarrington]

I love when you post something and see you suddenly have a mod quote.

Like me this morning.

But I think the answer to the question of the thread is this: it's whatever you say that will look the most embarrassing out of context.

[Marc with a c]

which one of you power hungry fuck ups gave me my stupid mod quote?

[IamPixie]

I just like to wake up to sex. whatevers clever.

[keithy_19]

I just like to wake up to sex. whatevers clever.

I've never woken up for sex. I usually wake up, and have to drive somewhere and then convince them you don't need condoms to be safe.

[epo]

I've never woken up for sex. I usually wake up, and have to drive somewhere and then convince them you don't need condoms to be safe.

Rookie.

[keithy_19]

Rookie.

I usually just rub one out when I wake up.

[IMSlacker]

I usually just rub one out when I wake up.

If I was a mod, you would now have a new mod quote.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

My MOD quote is a LIE , generated by the MAN to keep me down!!!!

:king:

[FUNKMAN]

i useta have one

then they improved the site and it became a casualty of progress

[keithy_19]

i useta have one

then they improved the site and it became a casualty of progress

I suppose we all become that at one point.

And, I have mine now. But, it's only when I wake up with a hard on. I don't force it.

[topless_mike]

And, I have mine now. But, it's only when I wake up with a hard on. I don't force it.

nobody likes to force it.
that causes chaffing.

[buzzard]

I just like to wake up to sex. whatevers clever.



Doesn't anyone else see the genius of this woman? Sleeves-like in her processeses

[drjoek]

Doesn't anyone else see the genius of this woman? Sleeves-like in her processeses

I d Bang her

[IamPixie]

I d Bang her

buzzard loves me for my mind.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I've always admired Pixie's avatar. It's almost like what you'd see at a Wendy's drive-through window, a girl so happy to get her baconator and frosty after a long night.

[reillyluck]

I've always admired Pixie's avatar. It's almost like what you'd see at a Wendy's drive-through window, a girl so happy to get her baconator and frosty after a long night.

your avatar says "i rawk"

[buzzard]

buzzard loves me for my mind.

Truer words were never spoken.kind of a U.S.Grant/Wm.T.Sherman thing.:wink:

[spot]

I ordered mine from Reilly..only $14.95. I thought it was a bargain.

[drjoek]

buzzard loves me for my mind.

Boy Am I SHALLOW !!!:wink::tongue:

[EffMeBoobs]

I just like to wake up to sex. whatevers clever.....and then i fuck it
:lol: