Ya ever feal like a filthy, filthy pedophile?

[Judge Smails]

I was just watching Amanda Bynes on Conan O'Brien and I was thinking about some very dirty things that I'd like to do to her. Then I remembered how my kids and I used to watch her on The Amanda Show on Nickelodeon. I'm a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadd man! (http://bynes.ytmnd.com/)

Then:
http://www.nick.com/amandaplease/fakeAds/images/homeworkhut_1.jpg

Now:
http://www.icpin.com/daily/tn_Amanda-Bynes.jpg

[MrPink]

Ya ever feal like a filthy, filthy pedophile?

No, Amanda Bynes is the same age as me.:smoke:

[sailor]

i bathe regularly.

[Friday]

she is a little on the innocent side for my taste... but i admit to being a.... er... feeling like a pedophile in the past. :)

[sr71blackbird]

Liking her now = http://www.ronfez.net/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif
Liking her then = http://www.ronfez.net/forums/images/icons/icon13.gif

[ScottFromGA]

i watched that link for 5 minutes expecting a monster or something to pop out.......

no monster, but she does have nice tits.

and shes not that younger than me....so no, i do not feel like a pedophile. Thats reserved for Dakota Fanning.

[Ritalin]

Yeah, I felt like a filth Ped about 50 times on my vacation to the Jersey shore a couple of weeks ago. Hot girls walking down the beach, string bikinis, splashing in the water, great racks.

Then they turn around and they're all 15 year olds.

Shit. Felt like Humbert Humbert.

[riverofpiss]

When I was in Acapulco about 5 years ago I met a girl at a club and we ended up going back to my room together. She was a pretty, blue eyed, Columbian girl and we spent the night together. The next morning we were having breakfast and she asked me how old I was. I was 22 at the time. When I asked her how old she was I got a shock, she was 17. I felt a little bit greasy but apparently the legal age in Mexico is 16 so I was only following the law of the land. In my defense she was there with her 3 friends that were 19-20 and she looked to be the same age. :unsure:
I can't say I felt like a pedophile because I thought that she was older but at my age now I would probably feel a little uneasy.

[cougarjake13]

unless you like the first picture more than you're not a pedophile

[sailor]

unless you like the first picture more than you're not a pedophile

liking them equal is cool? sweet!

[SinA]

liking them equal is cool? sweet!

yeah, but let's keep it under raps.
if we add a new "hot underage girls" forum, this place might get weird..er

[Yuppie_Scum]

personally, i'm just ticking off the days until hermione becomes of age

[sailor]

personally, i'm just ticking off the days until hermione becomes of age

where?

[Chimee]

He's slowly unzipping his pants.

[Tenbatsuzen]

add a new "hot underage girls" forum

mod quote.

[Tenbatsuzen]

He's slowly unzipping his pants.

mod quote

[IamFogHat]

I was just watching Amanda Bynes on Conan O'Brien and I was thinking about some very dirty things that I'd like to do to her. Then I remembered how my kids and I used to watch her on The Amanda Show on Nickelodeon. I'm a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadd man! (http://bynes.ytmnd.com/)

Then:
http://www.nick.com/amandaplease/fakeAds/images/homeworkhut_1.jpg

Now:
http://www.icpin.com/daily/tn_Amanda-Bynes.jpg

I guess you never watched Seasame Street, every adult was once a little kid, get over it. Christ. Cute girls grow up to be hot women. If you aren't a weirdo and not caring until they're a hot adult woman is in play then stop worrying you're begging the question otherwise.

[Nothing Sound]

I was just watching Amanda Bynes on Conan O'Brien and I was thinking about some very dirty things that I'd like to do to her. Then I remembered how my kids and I used to watch her on The Amanda Show on Nickelodeon. I'm a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadd man! (http://bynes.ytmnd.com/)

Then:
http://www.nick.com/amandaplease/fakeAds/images/homeworkhut_1.jpg

Now:
http://www.icpin.com/daily/tn_Amanda-Bynes.jpg


I thought she was hotter back then.


I Love Young Girls

[keithy_19]

When she was younger she had the same smile as my niece.

So I'll take the new Amanda. I'm not into that incest pedophilia thing.

[Chimee]

Why let that ruin it?

[bigredd]

My next door neighbor has 16 year old twin girls. Tonight they had 2 or 3 friends over, apprently to spend the night. They were carrying pillows anyway. I not only felt like a filthy, filthy pedophile...I wanted to be one right then and there when I saw them all walking into the house. Thank God I have what little self control I do have left.

[PapaBear]

My next door neighbor has 16 year old twin girls. Tonight they had 2 or 3 friends over, apprently to spend the night. They were carrying pillows anyway. I not only felt like a filthy, filthy pedophile...I wanted to be one right then and there when I saw them all walking into the house. Thank God I have what little self control I do have left.
http://www.mymp4clips.com/images/glen_quagmire.jpg

[ScottFromGA]

http://www.mymp4clips.com/images/glen_quagmire.jpg

:clap:

So how old are you?
16..
18?
16..
18?
18..
Alright.....

[LordJezo]

Hooray for Japan.

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[King Hippos Bandaid]

I was forced to watch a Movie of Her on a Red Eye Flight called "She's the Man"

she was cute then ( not dressed as a guy) , please tell me she was over 18 during that movie

:king:

[Crispy123]

This past weekend my Aunt's family came down to visit from Chicago. Her sister has 5 kids from the age of 20 down to 11. The 20 year old daughter and the 16 year old are unbelievably, supermodel, straight up hot!

This being Florida and all, we spent all weekend in the pool, at the beach, and on the boat. These girls were in bikinis, eating hotdogs, bending over in the sand building sand castles: I had a constant hard-on all weekend.

Now my Aunt is Brazilian, she is married to my Uncle who is brothers with my Step-Dad. There is absolutely no shared blood, but these girls were kind of second cousins, so not only did I feel like a Ped but also some kind of Cousin F'en hayseed.

[topless_mike]

remember the hot russian 16yr old lesbians?
the group T.A.T.U ?
nobody felt dirty about that....

[Chigworthy]

A terminally mongoloid ex-boss of mine once bestowed this pearl of wisdom upon me as he was trying to unclog a sink with a plunger and pretending that the plunger was his cock and he was fucking the drain:

"If there's hair on the mound, play ball."

I don't know what it means, but it may help you with your struggles.

[Andomray]

A terminally mongoloid ex-boss of mine once bestowed this pearl of wisdom upon me as he was trying to unclog a sink with a plunger and pretending that the plunger was his cock and he was fucking the drain:

"If there's hair on the mound, play ball."

I don't know what it means, but it may help you with your struggles.

And if not, flip her over and play in the mud.

:innocent:

[EffMeBoobs]

And if not, flip her over and play in the mud.

:innocent:
if you know what i mean.

[buzzard]

yes,anytime I'm talking to a woman on Yahoo IM..all the avatars look like strawberry Shortcake..it's creepy.:glurps:

[ralphbxny]

I also had a similar thing going on during my vacation. Its so real to me dammit!!

[mdr55]

I also had a similar thing going on during my vacation. Its so real to me dammit!!

Were you traveling in an RV????

[donnie_darko]

punky brewster took my flower.

[SatCam]

if you know what i mean.

in bed

[KnoxHarrington]

Yeah, I was out somewhere and I saw this smoking hot girl. Incredible, a total piece of ass. From the front. When I passed her and saw her back, it said "(Name of local high school) Class of 2011."

So I did the math. If you graduate from high school at age 18, that means she was born in 1993, which means she's....oh fuck.

I suppose there's nothing you can do about that animalistic, reptilian part of your brain that just wants to spread your DNA around. The difference then comes in whether or not you then say to yourself "Well, I think I'll keep moving", or you think "I bet she'd really love to see my cock."

[KnoxHarrington]

This past weekend my Aunt's family came down to visit from Chicago. Her sister has 5 kids from the age of 20 down to 11. The 20 year old daughter and the 16 year old are unbelievably, supermodel, straight up hot!

This being Florida and all, we spent all weekend in the pool, at the beach, and on the boat. These girls were in bikinis, eating hotdogs, bending over in the sand building sand castles: I had a constant hard-on all weekend.

Now my Aunt is Brazilian, she is married to my Uncle who is brothers with my Step-Dad. There is absolutely no shared blood, but these girls were kind of second cousins, so not only did I feel like a Ped but also some kind of Cousin F'en hayseed.

I am shocked that "Cousin F'en hayseed" isn't a mod quote for you by now.

[citymedic27]

not even close to a touh call. NO!!!!!!!!!!! second cousins....too close. Sorry, it could be worse. Mr Hansen could come strolling around the corner

[Ritalin]

Went to Long Beach with the missus yesterday, spent another day feeling like Humbert.

Filthy.

[Don Stugots]

i always found her to be cute till she turn legal age and then she became sexy. you are all animals.

[cougarjake13]

its so hard to tell these days

you'll be walking in a mall or in any public place for that matter and the chick is dressed like what most college age girls are wearing and they turn out to be high schoolers

[Don Stugots]

its so hard to tell these days

you'll be walking in a mall or in any public place for that matter and the chick is dressed like what most college age girls are wearing and they turn out to be high schoolers

that's when you get the shovel.

[Ritalin]

that's when you get the shovel.

The shovel?

[TheMojoPin]

The shovel?

Stugots dropped a brick on his dong years ago and now it looks like, well, y'know...

[Ritalin]

Stugots dropped a brick on his dong years ago and now it looks like, well, y'know...

Like this?:

http://images.replacements.com/images/images5/flatware/L/lunt_monticello_sterling_1908_curved_handle_baby_s poon_P0000162465S0035T2.jpg

[Sinestro]

Were you traveling in an RV????

http://www.celebslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/jojo-rv-movie-premiere.jpg

Sinestro KNOWS what you are watching.

[Hottub]

And if not, flip her over and play in the mud.

:innocent:


How did I miss this one? I love you, Ando!:wub:

[drjoek]

No No Robin Williams is funny
http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/D20060612/1939_95054268_jojo2_H044810_L.jpg
Actually was he even in that movie? I better rewatch it just to find out