Unusual Name

[Landblast]

Are there any really wierd names of people you actually new?

I new a: Phil Foot, Eugene Crump, Kyle Kyle, Chuck Fishback.

[PapaBear]

One of my best friends was George Bernard Shaw. We used to have an "Affordable Dentures" clinic here, run by Dr. Kenneth Capps.

[mikeyboy]

I know a guy who goes by the name "Sheepy". Seriously.

[PapaBear]

I've mentioned this before, but my High School Principal was named Mr. Dick. His wife's name is Anita.

[Fat_Sunny]

Penny Nickel
Dick Hertz

[tele7]

I know a Thomas Thomas. His name is my name too. (but only his first name)

[Leticia]

My grammer school math teacher's name is Mr. Gaynord.

He was sorta scary so no one actually made fun of his name.

I also knew a girl with the first name IO. And you pronounce it like the letter I and O.
It was sorta cool tho.

[MrPink]

In pre-school there was a kid named Deforrest Crump.
Got a friend named Larry King.

[Slumbag]

At my old job, my boss was seriously named Harry Cox Jr. Not a joke. Not only was that his name, his father dealt with that shit HIS whole life, and passed it on to his
son.

[A.J.]

I know a Thomas Thomas. His name is my name too.

I thought that was John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

[Reynolds]

Friend of my grandfather was named Richard Head. He'd get pissed if you called him Dick. They all shared a grill and wrote their names on it so others at the condo wouldn't use it, he wrote Mr. Head. He's dead now.

[Poochie]

I've mentioned this before, but my High School Principal was named Mr. Dick. His wife's name is Anita.

:) I swear I knew an Anita Ball in grade school. Why would someone do that to their kid?

[PapaBear]

:) I swear I knew an Anita Ball in grade school. Why would someone do that to their kid?
Even worse... why would a girl named Anita, marry a guy named Dick?

[moochcassidy]

Rhoda Fox

Phelum Magay

Gerry Fitzgerald and an Allister McAllister

[sailor]

Even worse... why would a girl named Anita, marry a guy named Dick?

'cause she did?

or,

truth in advertising?

[Bob Impact]

I knew a girl in grammar school who's parents really wanted a boy so they named her Harrybeth. She was NEVER picked on... noooooo.

[marky2bucks]

Michael Hunt - poor bastard

Justin Case

[IMSlacker]

I've mentioned this before, but my High School Principal was named Mr. Dick. His wife's name is Anita.

My teacher in the sixth grade was named Mr. Dick. His full name was Dwight D. Dick. No lie! He eventually changed his last name to Dalton.

[Kris10]

I know 2 sisters named Liberty & Dinner Belle. And my best friend has a friend named Wishona Star.

[Landblast]

I've mentioned this before, but my High School Principal was named Mr. Dick. His wife's name is Anita.

god i thought you were kidding.

forgot about this one, i knew a chinese couple in Ca. they hhad their first child here in america and they wanted to give him a american name so they named him.....Plato Plato Poon.

[Furtherman]

I worked with a guy whose name was Tu Loung. Pronounced Too Long.

We'd ask him, "How long?"

And then he'd grab his crotch as scream "Too Long!" and then laugh hysterically.

[Kris10]

I worked with a guy whose name was Tu Loung. Pronounced Too Long.

We'd ask him, "How long?"

And then he'd grab his crotch as scream "Too Long!" and then laugh hysterically.

:clap:

[Wallower]

Jim Glasscock

Aryan Wolf (scary, huh)

[Death Metal Moe]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/DickAssman.jpg/350px-DickAssman.jpg

[Keotok]

Here goes, and none of these are a joke...
Mike Hunt (Band teacher in high school)
Candace Kane
Amy Uhlik
Urma Dikhoff
and Harry Knipple (he was in the phone book, and I just looked, he's still in there. He lives near Gwinn, Michigan.)

[MrPink]

Jim Glasscock

Aryan Wolf (scary, huh)

He didn't have any friends that were black, gay, jew, or catholic did he?

Last year, I had an accounting professor named Rick Johnson. I bet he got picked on as a kid.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I knew a Justin Case

I thought that was Funny

:king:

[JustJon]

I know a guy who goes by the name "Sheepy". Seriously.

Really? I know a guy named Mikeyboy. Sure, it may have worked when he was a kid, but there's no foresight for when he got older.

[FUNKMAN]

Dick Siemon

executive at my company who was a dick

[Marc with a c]

I knew a chinaman named piston honda.

[Yeti.]

Some hippys up here named their kid Karma.

Karma Carson

[topless_mike]

a kid i went to hs with was named...

hashish shahashabutti

yeah, he never got laid, but he graduated hs in 3 years and probably harvard in 18 months.

[Reynolds]

My doctor at the emergency room last week was Dr. William Williams

[drjoek]

I went to Grammer School with Joe Nice who lived on Pleasant Street He wasn't nice and Pleasant street was aweful

And a kid named Glen McGlen

[Gwen]

Well my real name is Deja, like in Deja vu which is pretty weird. In 5th grade Dijonaise came out and I never hated a product more. Pootertoot's dad still calls me Deja-naise.

When I get married my last name will have cox in it, I've accepted it and already tried to consider children's names that will avoid mocking.

I know a girl named Hwa Suup, pronounced very similar to whats up.

[Gwen]

Oh and my mom works in the office that records all the births in my town. She's seen kids named:

Popcorn
Kendal Kendall
Lala

None of those are as bad as this though: click on me (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/6/story.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=10456528)

[A.J.]

The hotel bar here offers this. However, their website claims the name is pronounced (Coh-burns). That reminds me of "Fronk-en-stein".

http://www.cockburns-usa.com/images/ourport/image_ourp_spec.jpg

[A.J.]

When I get married my last name will have cox in it, I've accepted it and already tried to consider children's names that will avoid mocking.

You probably shouldn't name your son(s) Richard, Peter, Mike or Hugh.

[mendyweiss]

I knew two dogs named Chicken Noodle and Yankee Doodle

[drjoek]

I was in Dental School with a guy named David Payne. So they would announce everytime

"Dr Payne your patient has arrived"

[drjoek]

"A Boy Named Sue"

My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."

Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name.

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!"

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Sue.'"

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!

[Crispy123]

I had a buddy in the military with the last name of Nimrod. As you might know, in the military you are primarily addressed by your last name so he got a lot of "get over here Nimrod" when we were younger. If that wasn't bad enough though, his first name was Richard. No lie someone named their kid Dick Nimrod.

[carsonogin]

When I get married my last name will have cox in it, I've accepted it and already tried to consider children's names that will avoid mocking.

How about going the other way and just naming your kids Black and Sucks.

[ANC]

Before I moved, my doctor's last name was Strange.. But he had fun with it, on his wall with all his diplomas he had a poster sized Doctor Strange Comic similar to the one below:
http://www.math.ucla.edu/~alee/pictures/drstrange.jpg