who would be the better driver?

[SatCam]

discuss

[Hottub]

Actually, I'm an excellent driver.
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[cupcakelove]

I know there's a lot of people that 'believe' that they can drive fine when drunk, but I'll put my money on the 11 year old.

[Marc with a c]

i can drive fine when drunk

[BoondockSaint]

Let's find out. Dave vs. Lenay.

[mikeyboy]

How many 11 year olds could you beat in a demolition derby?

[Hottub]

i can drive fine when drunk


Mikey, Cupcake, take the bus.

[BMoses]

Who is going to be the judge? I don't want to be knocked points just because I go outside the lines and miss a couple of stop signs.

[Sarge]

How drunk? Are we talking "legally" .08% B.A.C. drunk, or hammered.

[DolaMight]

I'd outdrive a drunk 11 year old anyday.

[sr71blackbird]

Is one of them Chinese?

[Landblast]

Depends on how drunk, if around legal and alittle above,..then the 25 yr old.
11 year olds don't have the cognitive abilities the handle driving an automobile.

[bigredd]

I'm going with the "I haven't seen a 25 year old that thinks .08 is for pussys" theory and go with the 11 year old. When I was 25 anyway I was never just slightly drunk or just over the limit. It was all or nothing.

[riverofpiss]

Is one of them Chinese?

Is one of them a woman?

[PapaBear]

Let's find out. Dave vs. Lenay.
Lenay's a drunk 25 year old?

[Chigworthy]

How many drunk 11-year-olds, standing in a row, would it take to stop a car going 25 mph?

[MrPink]

I'd put money on the 25 yr old. I blew a .08 last year at a party, and I wasn't fucked up. Just remembered I went on a car ride with someone who was blacked out. We had a cop behind us at one point, but never got pulled over.

[tele7]

How many drunk 11-year-olds, standing in a row, would it take to stop a car going 25 mph?

One?
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[Fezticle98]

One?
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Extreme male cameltoe Thursday was yesterday.

[Fezticle98]

I'd put money on the 25 yr old. I blew an 8 yo last year at a party, and I wasn't fucked up.

Ewwww.

[MrPink]

Don't isolate that!

[Fat_Sunny]

F_S Feels Sorry For All You Young Punks And How You Have To Deal With MADD And The Cops And Now In New York If They Even Think You Are Drunk Driving, They Confiscate Your Car...And You Never Get It Back!! Not To Mention The Jail Time!

Back In The 80's, F_S And His Crew Would Drive Into NYC 2 Or 3 Nights A Week And Drive Back To NJ At 3:00 A.M. (On A Week Night) Or 6:00 A.M. (On A Weekend).

Fat Was The World's Best Drunk Driver And He Is Proud To Admit It. Back In Those Days, We Would Pick Up The Orange Cones As We Drove Over The George Washington Bridge...Without Worrying About Some Fool Cop Hassling Us.

"Sign! Sign! Everywhere A Sign. Blocking Out The Scenery Breakin My Mind
Do This...Don't Do That, Can't You Read The Sign???!?!?"

Fuck The Man! Fuck The Law!! Have Some Fun!

[A.J.]

I would never drive "drunk" but I drive better "buzzed" than most people do sober.

[Hottub]

I think we are talking cars, not camels!

[nevnut]

I learned how to drive a 3/4 ton truck with a stick shift at the age of 7.

I could probably out-drive most sober 25 year-olds at the age of 11.

[ralphbxny]

How many drunk 11-year-olds, standing in a row, would it take to stop a car going 25 mph?


Now this is the real question!!!


I say 30....the first 10 get knocked out of the way the next ten slow down and the last ten stop it.

[ralphbxny]

How drunk is the 25 year old? That is a very important!

[patsopinion]

at 16 i had played so many racing video games(gran turismo/ grand theft auto ect) that my driving motor skills were better than my mothers

i would much rather trust an 11 year old than any drunk to drive

[patsopinion]

F_S Feels Sorry For All You Young Punks And How You Have To Deal With MADD And The Cops And Now In New York If They Even Think You Are Drunk Driving, They Confiscate Your Car...And You Never Get It Back!! Not To Mention The Jail Time!

Back In The 80's, F_S And His Crew Would Drive Into NYC 2 Or 3 Nights A Week And Drive Back To NJ At 3:00 A.M. (On A Week Night) Or 6:00 A.M. (On A Weekend).

Fat Was The World's Best Drunk Driver And He Is Proud To Admit It. Back In Those Days, We Would Pick Up The Orange Cones As We Drove Over The George Washington Bridge...Without Worrying About Some Fool Cop Hassling Us.

"Sign! Sign! Everywhere A Sign. Blocking Out The Scenery Breakin My Mind
Do This...Don't Do That, Can't You Read The Sign???!?!?"

Fuck The Man! Fuck The Law!! Have Some Fun!

i couldnt agree with u less
the hole issue is that u think ur a great driver when ur drunk and u think ur doing well but in reality ur a wreckless mess and your putting other ppls lives in horrific danger

[drjoek]

I never take the Driver out of my bag anymore. I stick with my irons

[ChimneyFish]

How many 11 year olds could you beat in a demolition derby?

The plethora of demolished 11 year olds would be astounding.

[riverofpiss]

I never take the Driver out of my bag anymore. I stick with my irons

Pussy:laugh:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

a drunk 25 yr Old


"My Friend" used to Drink and Drive around that Age, Always got home safe and sound

:king:

[Crispy123]

I dont see why anyone would drive drunk anymore. People used to do all kinds of stupid shit in th 70's & 80's they don't do now. Look at knee high striped tube socks and pastels.

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[sailor]

I dont see why anyone would drive drunk anymore. People used to do all kinds of stupid shit in th 70's & 80's they don't do now. Look at knee high striped tube socks and pastels.

http://static.flickr.com/56/162294130_95867564c9_o.jpg

all the cool kids are doin' it.

i meant the drivin' drunk, but the socks, too:

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[cougarjake13]

11 yr old

[led37zep]

Now this is the real question!!!


I say 30....the first 10 get knocked out of the way the next ten slow down and the last ten stop it.

Whats an 11 year old weigh these days? 100lbs? 80? Do I have to hit them straight on? Cause I could go all day if I could clip 'em.