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Marc with a c
08-24-2007, 01:12 PM
if you are black you can still vote.

Don Stugots
08-24-2007, 01:13 PM
we spoke about this on the show last week. if i was black, i would be bald or huge afro.

Snoogans
08-24-2007, 01:14 PM
dreds

FUNKMAN
08-24-2007, 01:14 PM
blonde and combed to the side

JohnWC
08-24-2007, 01:14 PM
<img src= http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f2/Kid_n_play.jpg>

Either one.

Fezticle98
08-24-2007, 01:19 PM
Probably shaved or short and tight...same way I like my women.

JPMNICK
08-24-2007, 01:23 PM
bald

and that is if i was a man or a woman

TheMojoPin
08-24-2007, 01:24 PM
Shaved or a bitchin' 'fro.

Fat_Sunny
08-24-2007, 01:25 PM
Damn, F_S Has Thought About This Topic Alot And He Can Tell You Exactly What He Would Want. He Would Let His Hair Grow Out Pretty Long Into An Afro (Not Jan Brady Afro-Long, Just Kinda Long).

Then He Would Lighten It With Lemon Juice And Sit In The Sun, Or Just Bleach It Down A Few Degrees To Blond. Then He Would Spray That Do Up With As Much AfroSheen As He Could Get His Hands On So It Would Just Glisten Like A Lighthouse In The Wilderness.

Blacks With Blond Hair Are The Coolest Creatures On Earth!


http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/9951/60978/f/356339-serious-blonde-afros-again-0.jpg

IMSlacker
08-24-2007, 01:30 PM
I'd have it straightened so it looked like white person hair.

http://www.ballz.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/michael-jackson-arrives-in-japan1-preview.jpg

King Hippos Bandaid
08-24-2007, 01:42 PM
shaved

Michael Jordan Style

Marc's a Hair Racist

:king:

Hottub
08-24-2007, 01:46 PM
http://img.blogcu.com/uploads/jahalone_Natty_Dread.jpg

SatCam
08-24-2007, 01:48 PM
nappy

Hottub
08-24-2007, 01:55 PM
nappy


:nono:
This is a Post-Imus world.

FUNKMAN
08-24-2007, 01:57 PM
nappy

:nono:
This is a Post-Imus world.

i thought he meant he was gonna rest before giving an answer... my bad

Fat_Sunny
08-24-2007, 01:58 PM
:nono:
This is a Post-Imus world.

Oh Come On Now. What That Ho SatCam Said Was Funny And Harmless!

reillyluck
08-24-2007, 02:00 PM
Oh Come On Now. What That Ho SatCam Said Was Funny And Harmless!

i think he was kidding. Judges?

Dash77
08-24-2007, 02:01 PM
if you are black you can still vote.

thanks for not counting us out...

KennethC
08-24-2007, 02:01 PM
I refuse to vote until "Process" is included.

http://weblogsky.midasnetworks.com/postimages/1058_topphoto.jpg

PhishHead
08-24-2007, 02:02 PM
dreads i think

Dash77
08-24-2007, 02:03 PM
I always wanted to have cornrows...

BoondockSaint
08-24-2007, 02:09 PM
No love for the Gumby? And its Jheri Curl.

IamFogHat
08-24-2007, 02:14 PM
if you are black you can still vote.

Was there concern in the community that the tide had shifted back 42 years?

Thrice
08-24-2007, 02:24 PM
Cornrows, easy.

http://www.naani.com/contents/media/l_magics1.jpg

lleeder
08-24-2007, 02:30 PM
Whichever way scared white people the most.

TheMojoPin
08-24-2007, 02:34 PM
Blacks With Blond Hair Are The Coolest Creatures On Earth!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Hottub
08-24-2007, 02:34 PM
I always wanted to have cornrows...

I see you more with a Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington.

http://members.aol.com/Dave7373/Freddie.JPG

zentraed
08-24-2007, 02:36 PM
i've mostly had giant afros or dreadlocks for the last 9 years. i never hear any negative comments about the 'fro, but everybody feels the need to say something about my dreadlocks, good and bad. i'm at work, or i'd post some pictures.

torker
08-24-2007, 02:43 PM
Hair? I can't get past my big black cock!

weekapaugjz
08-24-2007, 04:27 PM
dreds. no question.

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=23032&rendTypeId=4

JPMNICK
08-24-2007, 04:43 PM
i've mostly had giant afros or dreadlocks for the last 9 years. i never hear any negative comments about the 'fro, but everybody feels the need to say something about my dreadlocks, good and bad. i'm at work, or i'd post some pictures.

people actually say negative comments about the dreads to you?

grlNIN
08-24-2007, 04:59 PM
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/2717/tife5.jpg


I would be this guy and not just because i want ons.

sailor
08-24-2007, 04:59 PM
i've mostly had giant afros or dreadlocks for the last 9 years. i never hear any negative comments about the 'fro, but everybody feels the need to say something about my dreadlocks, good and bad. i'm at work, or i'd post some pictures.

it is a bit unusual and out of the norm. if i had a mohawk, i'm sure i'd get the same.

zentraed
08-24-2007, 05:43 PM
people actually say negative comments about the dreads to you?

my hair's not really kinky and i hate wax, so my dreads are always fuzzy. and then there were my crazy somewhat freeform dreads. my latest batch, i've actually been going to salons and i'm really disappointed in how they're coming along. i'm just too lazy to do it myself. "are those dreads, or just twists?"

the 'fro was two years ago, dreads about 5 years ago:

http://www.zentraed.com/ronfez/afrodreads.jpg

before and after:

http://www.zentraed.com/ronfez/beforeandafter.jpg

my crowning achievement. i had one big dread in the back:

http://www.zentraed.com/ronfez/bigassdread.jpg

Hottub
08-24-2007, 05:45 PM
I hope you shipped all of that to Locks Of Love!

I'd personally hit the zentaed with the short dreads. Grrr!

Bulldogcakes
08-24-2007, 05:45 PM
I voted "Other"

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://mypickspal.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Don%2520King.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEhW7PlDkeOptVrqIYc8TsyITmZiA

Fat_Sunny
08-24-2007, 05:47 PM
my hair's not really kinky and i hate wax, so my dreads are always fuzzy. and then there were my crazy somewhat freeform dreads. my latest batch, i've actually been going to salons and i'm really disappointed in how they're coming along. i'm just too lazy to do it myself. "are those dreads, or just twists?"

the 'fro was two years ago, dreads about 5 years ago:

http://www.zentraed.com/ronfez/afrodreads.jpg

before and after:

http://www.zentraed.com/ronfez/beforeandafter.jpg

my crowning achievement. i had one big dread in the back:

http://www.zentraed.com/ronfez/bigassdread.jpg


Count One Vote For The Style In The Pic In The Upper Right.

zentraed
08-24-2007, 06:37 PM
I hope you shipped all of that to Locks Of Love!

I'd personally hit the zentaed with the short dreads. Grrr!

oh, those were... not so fresh after a few years of mostly neglect. i have a lot of them in a plastic bag in my closet. there were only a few that i didn't let merge together.

and somehow, i still managed to not get laid with the awesome hair and the 80 lbs lighter vegetarian frame...

DolaMight
08-24-2007, 08:10 PM
Why wasn't "the fred williamson" an option. I felt shame clicking "other". The poll choices should have been exactly as follows:

- The Fred Williamson
- Others

If you white people here go to the barbers(or salon as you call it) and this poster is not prominently displayed then you're at the wrong barbers(salon):

http://dvdtoile.com/ARTISTES/9/9094.jpg

Mustache is part of a haircut.

suggums
08-24-2007, 08:29 PM
http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2000/images/unbreakable3.jpg

drusilla
08-24-2007, 08:33 PM
wood floor

waltermitty
08-24-2007, 08:51 PM
http://casafrela.gourdom.com/gallery/albums/album36/Afro.sized.jpg


God, I would love to have that kind of volume.......

JPMNICK
08-24-2007, 08:57 PM
Zen you look like 4 different people in those pics. the dreads were awesome. you should staple that big dread to a piece of white poster board and call it modern art. and then go to galleries and talk about how it stands for oppression and the white background represents your plight. i guarantee you will get an article written about you in some newspaper.

Devo37
08-24-2007, 09:13 PM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/oscar_gamble.jpg

Andomray
08-24-2007, 09:31 PM
I am a black man, and this is a picture of myself:

http://smicketysmom.bravepages.com/NEW%20REROOTS%20Aug%202004/second%20batch/Funk%20Afro2.JPG

I am a bit effeminate.

JPMNICK
08-24-2007, 09:32 PM
from now on i will call you ghoul paul

Andomray
08-24-2007, 09:43 PM
Holy shit! How could I forget Rupaul??

http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~lgardner/convergence/Mme_Tussaud/rupaul.jpg

God, that's sexy. I love drag queens.

JPMNICK
08-24-2007, 09:47 PM
Holy shit! How could I forget Rupaul??

God, that's sexy. I love drag queens.

you would love my basement

tele7
08-24-2007, 09:51 PM
I am a black man, and this is a picture of myself:

http://smicketysmom.bravepages.com/NEW%20REROOTS%20Aug%202004/second%20batch/Funk%20Afro2.JPG

I am a bit effeminate.

I toned it down a bit for you.

http://www.blairmag.com/blair4/lamar/neckerchief.jpg

ppanda
08-24-2007, 10:27 PM
DREDS all the way!!!!

Like one of the est hardcore punk bands ever...

http://www.astralwerks.com/bad_brains/images/riffscover.gif



http://www.musik-base.de/images/groups/Bad-Brains.jpg

A.J.
08-25-2007, 03:18 AM
http://www.br-online.de/bayern3/musik/musikstorys/artikel/turner-tina/foto/tina_ike_200_150_dpa.jpg

Lumber
08-25-2007, 04:35 AM
bald

and that is if i was a man or a woman

Thats exactly what I was going to say.

DolaMight
08-25-2007, 04:59 AM
http://www.br-online.de/bayern3/musik/musikstorys/artikel/turner-tina/foto/tina_ike_200_150_dpa.jpg

The Garbageman, that's a nice look.

moochcassidy
08-25-2007, 05:19 AM
http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/7301/ebonyhairstylesqa5.jpg

im a big city trader so im gonna have to go with 'the executive'

ChoppedLiver
08-25-2007, 05:59 AM
Shaved. Like the rest of my body.

RoseBlood
08-25-2007, 06:02 AM
i'm surprised no one has posted this yet:

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/61DRhl9xyYA"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/61DRhl9xyYA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

moochcassidy
08-25-2007, 07:59 AM
saaaaaaaaaaaawwwl glllllllloooooooooooooooo

drjoek
08-25-2007, 10:53 AM
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/bobby-brown-1992.jpg

Bobby Brown 1992 Now thats MY perogative

drjoek
08-25-2007, 10:55 AM
http://www.superlounge.com/v3/05/noimg/musik01e.jpg
IM a Superfreak

TheMojoPin
08-25-2007, 11:06 AM
Smooth like Billy Dee! Not only would I want his wierd Lando-hair, but I'd totally rock that cape.

http://www.starwars.com/community/fun/caption/2005/02/img/caption180.jpg

grlNIN
08-25-2007, 11:09 AM
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7964/beats02lgva9.jpg

IamPixie
08-25-2007, 12:44 PM
short and tight or locks.

Dandaman77
08-25-2007, 12:53 PM
I chose "other" my hairdo would be the ol' "split wig." B/c if i was black i'd shoot myself between the eyes.

TheMojoPin
08-25-2007, 12:55 PM
I chose "other" my hairdo would be the ol' "split wig." B/c if i was black i'd shoot myself between the eyes.

What the fuck? Don't be an ass.

IamPixie
08-25-2007, 12:58 PM
What the fuck? Don't be an ass.

seriously....what the fuck is up with this influx?

mikeyboy
08-25-2007, 12:59 PM
ugh. classy.

Fezticle98
08-25-2007, 01:04 PM
shitlocks

Midkiff
08-25-2007, 01:08 PM
The "Blade," perhaps?

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/08/13/wesley_snipes_narrowweb__200x262.jpg

Chigworthy
08-25-2007, 01:08 PM
"The Perfecto". Just so I could say "Gimme the Perfecto" at the barbershop. That one moment would contain more coolness than everything else I have ever done.

TheMojoPin
08-25-2007, 01:19 PM
This thread needs some good ol' racial harmony to flush out the trolls...

ONE LOVE!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g315/habitat91/han-lando.jpg

PigShitIrish
08-25-2007, 01:25 PM
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7964/beats02lgva9.jpg

Love the BDK!

razorboy
08-25-2007, 01:34 PM
The Eastside Dave.

RoseBlood
08-25-2007, 03:24 PM
Smooth like Billy Dee! Not only would I want his wierd Lando-hair, but I'd totally rock that cape.

http://www.starwars.com/community/fun/caption/2005/02/img/caption180.jpg

I am in love with that cape. I'd wear it out and then throw it over my windows as it makes lovely drapes.

Chigworthy
08-25-2007, 03:36 PM
It looks like it's lined with carpet padding.

TheMojoPin
08-25-2007, 04:39 PM
SEXY carpet padding.

RoseBlood
08-25-2007, 04:47 PM
It looks like it's lined with carpet padding.
I see some sort of soft paisley print material, either way I love it!

KnoxHarrington
08-25-2007, 08:22 PM
I'd shave my head. I've never met a black guy who didn't look great with a shaved head.

On the other hand, if I shaved my head, people would look at me in horror and wonder when my chemo started and how I was holding up.

ANC
08-27-2007, 04:58 AM
I'd have to go with the recent Lenny Kravitz. It just seems easy
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/151/44479%7ELenny-Kravitz-Posters.jpg

Don Stugots
08-27-2007, 09:58 AM
Smooth like Billy Dee! Not only would I want his wierd Lando-hair, but I'd totally rock that cape.

http://www.starwars.com/community/fun/caption/2005/02/img/caption180.jpg

pimpin' in style. good choice MOJO.