Chipotle sucks.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I've eaten at Chipotle a few times, and it was hit or miss each time. If I get spotty food from a place, I usually don't return business there.

Today I wanted some mexican food, and I know this place near my office, but the team wanted Chipotle and so I deferred.

I got a chicken burritto.

And of course, it's like 10,000 pounds of food.

I ate a 1/3 of it before my stomach violent lurched and I felt so sick I wanted to hide under my desk. Then I had a meeting with my boss and I was trying desparately not to fart or belch or both, which made the situation even worse.

I came home and I just wanted to puke my guts out.

Fuck you, Chipotle.

[weekapaugjz]

honestly, did you expect anything else from fast food mexican?

[Fat_Sunny]

I've eaten at Chipotle a few times, and it was hit or miss each time. If I get spotty food from a place, I usually don't return business there.

Today I wanted some mexican food, and I know this place near my office, but the team wanted Chipotle and so I deferred.

I got a chicken burritto.

And of course, it's like 10,000 pounds of food.

I ate a 1/3 of it before my stomach violent lurched and I felt so sick I wanted to hide under my desk. Then I had a meeting with my boss and I was trying desparately not to fart or belch or both, which made the situation even worse.

I came home and I just wanted to puke my guts out.

Fuck you, Chipotle.


You Seem To Have A Very Delicate Constitution.

[led37zep]

Woah, Woah, Woah...lets not say anything we're gonna regret here. Lets just think about what we're saying here about a quality organization.

[Fat_Sunny]

Woah, Woah, Woah...lets not say anything we're gonna regret here. Lets just think about what we're saying here about a quality organization.



Led37zep Unmasked!

President, Chipotle, Inc.

[led37zep]

Damn you sunny! After I outed you as a hot 18 year old girl I should have known i was next. DAMN!!!!!!!

[sailor]

is it like chevy's?

[Kevin]

Damn you sunny! After I outed you as a hot 18 year old girl I should have known i was next. DAMN!!!!!!!

You got it mixed up my good man.. F_S Dates 18yr old girls.. Not is one.. Get it right!

BTW.. Chipolte snack wraps are ass..

[weekapaugjz]

You got it mixed up my good man.. F_S Dates 18yr old girls.. Not is one.. Get it right!

ahh, i see, so lleeder likes 18 year old girls?

[Fat_Sunny]

You got it mixed up my good man.. F_S Dates 18yr old girls.. Not is one.. Get it right!


Wow...How Exciting Would It Be If You Were BOTH Right !!??

[Tenbatsuzen]

is it like chevy's?

No, Chevy is probably like Scarlett Johanson's vagina next to this.

[Kevin]

ahh, i see, so lleeder likes 18 year old girls?

Maybe F_S is an 18 yr old girl as lleeder, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnd dates 18 year old girls as F_S..

[weekapaugjz]

Maybe F_S is an 18 yr old girl as lledder, and dates 18 year old girls as F_S..

it's all coming together...

[Tenbatsuzen]

honestly, did you expect anything else from fast food mexican?

There's a difference between "fast food" mexican and "mass produced" mexican. There's a TON of fast-food mexican places near my office that are 100000x superior to Chipotle.

It's big. It's a lot. WE GET IT.

[Tenbatsuzen]

FWIW, on the flipside, Maggiano's? Fucking spectacular.

[IMSlacker]

Mission Burritos kicks Chipotle's ass.

http://www.hypermail.cc/MISSIONBURRITOS/topper.new.v223.jpg

[grlNIN]

I've only ever had Chipolte while in Kentucky and it was huge & delicious.

[Thomas Merton]

Tenz, are you aware that Chipolte is owned by McDonalds, Inc? Nuff said.

[PhishHead]

it is not owned by mcdonalds any longer.

i prefer qdoba

[Fat_Sunny]

This Was THE Spot To Go For Real Mexican Food In Jersey, But They Tore It Down To Make Room For Some Big Box Mall Or Something.



http://www.ronsaari.com/stockImages/diners/FiestaHut.jpg

[mikeyboy]

I actually don't mind Chipotle at all for what it is. The fact that they tried to poison Matty is just a bonus.

[Hottub]

This Was THE Spot To Go For Real Mexican Food In Jersey, But They Tore It Down To Make Room For Some Big Box Mall Or Something.



http://www.ronsaari.com/stockImages/diners/FiestaHut.jpg


I think I love you, Fat!

[SmallFry]

I've eaten at Chipotle a few times, and it was hit or miss each time. If I get spotty food from a place, I usually don't return business there.

Today I wanted some mexican food, and I know this place near my office, but the team wanted Chipotle and so I deferred.

I got a chicken burritto.

And of course, it's like 10,000 pounds of food.

I ate a 1/3 of it before my stomach violent lurched and I felt so sick I wanted to hide under my desk. Then I had a meeting with my boss and I was trying desparately not to fart or belch or both, which made the situation even worse.

I came home and I just wanted to puke my guts out.

Fuck you, Chipotle.

I've never had Chipoltle type food. I've had chipotle mustard, bbq, and marinade. I love them all. The thing that pisses me off is people like keep fucking up what I like. 1st, Sams had big bottles of chipotle mustard, and stopped carrying it. I bought 8 or 10 bottles at a time until it was gone. Then I went to a local grocery store here that carried the bullseye chipotle bbq. I loved it. Fucking discontinued because I think I was the only one buying it. Now I just buy masterpiece bbq, and spice it up myself with a tiny drop of <a herf="http://www.bigdaddysbbq.net/sauces.html">flaming asshole bbq sauce</a> (mine is Emergency room).

So, fuck you people that can't handle spicy food;) Let me rephrase that. Fuck you companies that discontinue a good thing because people can't handle it.

[Fat_Sunny]

I think I love you, Fat!

Aw Shucks.

F_S Thinks We Talked About Fiesta Hut Once Before, But It WAS The Best!

You Had To BYOB, Though!

[Tenbatsuzen]

it was huge & delicious.

Ahem.

[Kevin]

I think I love you, Fat!

Lleeder is the 18 year old girl Tubby.. Lleeder..

[Hottub]

BYOB made it all the more gooder.
Slash 50 bucks right off of that check! Plus, the had no problem chilling it for you.

Now it is a BP station.:glurps:

[Hottub]

Lleeder is the 18 year old girl Tubby.. Lleeder..

Lleeder is Korean?:wacko:

[Kevin]

Lleeder is Korean?:wacko:

Whatever floats your boat, my good man..

[Thomas Merton]

My general rule for mexican places is the worse is looks on the outside, the better the food on the inside

[Tenbatsuzen]

I actually don't mind Chipotle at all for what it is. The fact that they tried to poison Matty is just a bonus.

Funny you should mention... poison. Meet your alter-ego.

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/1088/herrmikey1vm9.jpg

[Hottub]

My general rule for mexican Hookers is the worse is looks on the outside, the better the food on the inside


Preach on, Mr.Merton!!

[Thomas Merton]

Preach on, Mr.Merton!!


Well played sir. Sadly, the typical senorita ages about as well as sour cream in the afternoon sun

[Hottub]

A brilliant visual picture you've painted.


Excuse me....:flush:

[Enabler]

This Was THE Spot To Go For Real Mexican Food In Jersey, But They Tore It Down To Make Room For Some Big Box Mall Or Something.



http://www.ronsaari.com/stockImages/diners/FiestaHut.jpg



Holy shit. New Desktop image. I think its a McDonalds now. Baja Fresh is fairly descent.

[Hottub]

Where in Bergen are you, enabler?

[sailor]

Holy shit. New Desktop image. I think its a McDonalds now. Baja Fresh is fairly descent.

http://www.glidos.net/large/descent.jpg

[Fat_Sunny]

Where in Bergen are you, enabler?

Man, Hottub, You Are Way More Senile Than Fat_Sunny!

We Already Had This Discussion With Him Before. He Grew Up In Englewood!

[Enabler]

This Was THE Spot To Go For Real Mexican Food In Jersey, But They Tore It Down To Make Room For Some Big Box Mall Or Something.



http://www.ronsaari.com/stockImages/diners/FiestaHut.jpg

Where in Bergen are you, enabler?



Currently Little Ferry. Right by the circle. Awful. But Fiesta Hut would have been 10 mins away.

[Hottub]

Man, Hottub, You Are Way More Senile Than Fat_Sunny!

We Already Had This Discussion With Him Before. He Grew Up In Englewood!


Fat_Sunny Is Correct.
Hot_Tub Deals With So Many Members As A Moderator, He Forgot That Discussion.
He Apologizes To All parties Involved.

[Fat_Sunny]

Fat_Sunny Is Correct.
Hot_Tub Deals With So Many Members As A Moderator, He Forgot That Discussion.
He Apologizes To All parties Involved.

No Apology Needed. Now Get Those Pants Back On!

[AngelAmy]

i love chipotle and would eat there every day if i could

[Enabler]

Man, Hottub, You Are Way More Senile Than Fat_Sunny!

We Already Had This Discussion With Him Before. He Grew Up In Englewood!

Fat_Sunny Is Correct.
Hot_Tub Deals With So Many Members As A Moderator, He Forgot That Discussion.
He Apologizes To All parties Involved.

No Apology Needed. Now Get Those Pants Back On!


Well said.

[Hottub]

No Apology Needed. Now Get Those Pants Back On!


NEVER!!!!
And Amy will back me up on this!!

[AngelAmy]

NEVER!!!!
And Amy will back me up on this!!

i rather hottub keep his pants off

[Hottub]

i rather hottub keep his pants off

Why would anyone not love this girl!!!

Now loose the pants, honey! Ooohh!!!

[suggums]

im sick of all those chainy mexican places, much of my business stays at the local favorite

tortilla factory since day one

http://www.herndonmexicanrestaurant.com/herndon_mex_pictures/outside-new.jpg

dont get me started on anitas vomit

[TheMojoPin]

im sick of all those chainy mexican places, much of my business stays at the local favorite

tortilla factory since day one

http://www.herndonmexicanrestaurant.com/herndon_mex_pictures/outside-new.jpg

dont get me started on anitas vomit

Neither are actual Mexican, foo'! They're both more Arizona/New Mexico-style, and they're both garbage, though ANita's rocks it when it's late and drunk out.

[suggums]

Neither are actual Mexican, foo'! They're both more Arizona/New Mexico-style, and they're both garbage, though ANita's rocks it when it's late and drunk out.

im not going down to crystal city to oyamel every time i want authentic mexican. tacos and burritos works for me

[TheMojoPin]

im not going down to crystal city to oyamel every time i want authentic mexican. tacos and burritos works for me

You'd love it out here...I'm shocked at how many quality Mexican restaurants there are all over Chicago.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

No, Chevy is probably like Scarlett Johanson's vagina next to this.
Wait, I'm confused... Is Chevy's bloody and smells like tuna 25% of the time?

[Andomray]

Fat_Sunny Is Correct.
Hot_Tub Deals With So Many Members As A Moderator, He Forgot That Discussion.
He Apologizes To All parties Involved.

Uh heh heh heh...That should be on your resume.

[Kris10]

FWIW, on the flipside, Maggiano's? Fucking spectacular.

Love, Love, LOVE Maggiano's! :wub:

[Marc with a c]

this is probably the main reason for the sheepy hate.

i consider myself a mexican food expert, and i guarantee i've had more chipotle than anybody else on this board, and it is good. i've never gotten sick nor gotten the shits.

there are better burrito places, but chipotle is more then passable. where the fuck has reilly been on this subject?

[TheMojoPin]

there are better burrito places, but chipotle is more then passable. where the fuck has reilly been on this subject?

On the can.

[cupcakelove]

this is probably the main reason for the sheepy hate.

i consider myself a mexican food expert, and i guarantee i've had more chipotle than anybody else on this board, and it is good. i've never gotten sick nor gotten the shits.

there are better burrito places, but chipotle is more then passable. where the fuck has reilly been on this subject?

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to hand over your Mexian Food Expert card. We feel that the organization and you have, well, grown apart. I hope you can understand this, and we wish you the best of luck on your Mexican Food Journey.

[Marc with a c]

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to hand over your Mexian Food Expert card. We feel that the organization and you have, well, grown apart. I hope you can understand this, and we wish you the best of luck on your Mexican Food Journey.

why don't you just break my ankle too.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i never had Chipotle before, but they are opening one up right by my apartment. i think its almost done, theres a banner outside that says "Almost."

[led37zep]

i never had Chipotle before, but they are opening one up right by my apartment. i think its almost done, theres a banner outside that says "Almost."

When you go there tell them "Marc with a c" from Rf.net sent you.

[FUNKMAN]

i never had Chipotle before, but they are opening one up right by my apartment. i think its almost done, theres a banner outside that says "Almost."

http://tampabayeats.com/Pics/Chipotle-Soho.jpg

what a liar...

[Tenbatsuzen]

this is probably the main reason for the sheepy hate.

i consider myself a mexican food expert, and i guarantee i've had more chipotle than anybody else on this board, and it is good. i've never gotten sick nor gotten the shits.

there are better burrito places, but chipotle is more then passable. where the fuck has reilly been on this subject?

Knowing my brother-in-law's diet, I don't think he'd care less about Chipotle, considering 80 percent of the menu is meat-based.

And seriously, Chipotle is not Mexican food. It and Baja fresh is Americanized shit. I've had Mexican food made by Mexicans both in Mexico and 60 miles from the border. And it was phenomenal.

In fact, I've had mexican pork so good that I went in to the kitchen and put a bullet in the cook's head because I had to maintain the balance in the world.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to hand over your Mexian Food Expert card. We feel that the organization and you have, well, grown apart. I hope you can understand this, and we wish you the best of luck on your Mexican Food Journey.

This.

[TheMojoPin]

And seriously, Chipotle is not Mexican food.

So why compare it to Mexican food?

[cupcakelove]

So why compare it to Mexican food?

I usually compare everything to Mexican food. The other day I saw Super Bad, and when I left I had to ask myself where it fell onto the Mexican Food Scale, I gave it a 6.4. It was enjoyable, didn't give me the shits, but not really that spicy.

[TheMojoPin]

I usually compare everything to Mexican food. The other day I saw Super Bad, and when I left I had to ask myself where it fell onto the Mexican Food Scale, I gave it a 6.4. It was enjoyable, didn't give me the shits, but not really that spicy.

I lam intrigued by your ideas, sir, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Freakshow]

There is nothing more American than Mexican food. Except maybe Chinese food.

[Giggle]

They are opening a Chipoltes and a Chili's right next to each other where I live. I've never had either one. It seems like the same stuff.

[led37zep]

They are opening a Chipoltes and a Chili's right next to each other where I live. I've never had either one. It seems like the same stuff.


Its really nothing alike. Chipotle is known for these massive burritos and chili's is known for...um...hell if I know what chili's is known for.

[cupcakelove]

Its really nothing alike. Chipotle is known for these massive burritos and chili's is known for...um...hell if I know what chili's is known for.

I usually consider Chili's to be synonymous with TGI Fridays and Ruby Tuesday.

[DonInNC]

Its really nothing alike. Chipotle is known for these massive burritos and chili's is known for...um...hell if I know what chili's is known for.

Chili's has bland chili. I don't get the name.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

" I've had mexican pork"

nomination for mod quote...

[GreatAmericanZero]

http://tampabayeats.com/Pics/Chipotle-Soho.jpg

what a liar...

thats not the one on rt110 in farmingdale, ny!

[IMSlacker]

Its really nothing alike. Chipotle is known for these massive burritos and chili's is known for...um...hell if I know what chili's is known for.

It's known as the place they go for happy hour on The Office (US version).

[FUNKMAN]

thats not the one on rt110 in farmingdale, ny!

i know i was just joshin ya

[Tenbatsuzen]

nomination for mod quote...

no, not really... leave it to the pros, man

[GreatAmericanZero]

i know i was just joshin ya

well atleast when it finally does open i have a spoiler of what the banner is going to look like.


its weird, in my town that was like a huge empty area. Now, in the past 4months they put in a Walmart, a Panera's Bread, a Chilis, a Chipotle, a Gamestop, a Houlihans, a Sleepys and a Subway (the Jared kind). Its like it totally become "everytown america" overnight

[Tenbatsuzen]

well atleast when it finally does open i have a spoiler of what the banner is going to look like.


its weird, in my town that was like a huge empty area. Now, in the past 4months they put in a Walmart, a Panera's Bread, a Chilis, a Chipotle, a Gamestop, a Houlihans, a Sleepys and a Subway (the Jared kind). Its like it totally become "everytown america" overnight

For what it's worth, Houlihans is good stuff. I can do without the Walmart and Panera, but Houlihan's is good.

[Giggle]

thats not the one on rt110 in farmingdale, ny!

That's the one!

[FUNKMAN]

For what it's worth, Houlihans is good stuff. I can do without the Walmart and Panera, but Houlihan's is good.

but isn't that where houligans work?

[drusilla]

Its really nothing alike. Chipotle is known for these massive burritos and chili's is known for...um...hell if I know what chili's is known for.


baby back ribs!



i've never been to chipotle. i've had baja fresh once, but i didn't really like it. i'll stick to home made. or taco bell.

[reillyluck]

this is probably the main reason for the sheepy hate.

i consider myself a mexican food expert, and i guarantee i've had more chipotle than anybody else on this board, and it is good. i've never gotten sick nor gotten the shits.

there are better burrito places, but chipotle is more then passable. where the fuck has reilly been on this subject?

Chipotle....Its delicious. I never had a problem with them what so ever. its made right to order in front of you. I even find lunchtime the best time to go there especially where i work because the food is constantly fresh.

sorry i took so long, marc.

[led37zep]

"Chipotle....Marc with a c tasted...Reilly Approved"

I think we've found their new marketing campaign!!!!!!!!

[sailor]

And seriously, Chipotle is not Mexican food. It and Baja fresh is Americanized shit.

why does someone always have to point this out? everyone knows it. no one wants real mexican food here. if they did, places would be opened.

[TheMojoPin]

why does someone always have to point this out? everyone knows it. no one wants real mexican food here. if they did, places would be opened.

Exactly.

[Freitag]

Chipotle....Its delicious. I never had a problem with them what so ever. its made right to order in front of you. I even find lunchtime the best time to go there especially where i work because the food is constantly fresh.



Read this post in your head with Jay Mohr as Christopher Walken's voice. 1000x funnier.

[Fat_Sunny]

For what it's worth, Houlihans is good stuff. I can do without the Walmart and Panera, but Houlihan's is good.


F_S Used To Go To The Houlihan's On Route 4. The Last Time He Went He Was Munching Down On The Dinner Salad When He Sees A Giant Green Grasshopper Staring At Him From The Plate. (It Was Dead).

The Manager Came Over And Apologized And F_S Had A Good Laugh About It, But He Never Went Back!

[JerseyRich]

Shoulda gone to Friday's.

[Marc with a c]

Read this post in your head with Jay Mohr as Christopher Walken's voice. 1000x funnier.

Finally, somebody managed to make reilly funny.

[Hottub]

F_S Used To Go To The Houlihan's On Route 4. The Last Time He Went He Was Munching Down On The Dinner Salad When He Sees A Giant Green Grasshopper Staring At Him From The Plate. (It Was Dead).

The Manager Came Over And Apologized And F_S Had A Good Laugh About It, But He Never Went Back!


I swear. Every time Fat menmtions a place he's eaten at, I have been there many times myself.

Stop stalking me, F_S!!!

[reillyluck]

Finally, somebody managed to make reilly funny.

fuck you, preppy.

[Fat_Sunny]

I swear. Every time Fat menmtions a place he's eaten at, I have been there many times myself.

Stop stalking me, F_S!!!


A-Ha!! Now F_S Has A Pretty Strong Inkling Who Put The Grasshopper In His Salad!!

[Don Stugots]

Finally, somebody managed to make reilly funny.

i have been trying for months. it is alot harder then it looks.

[reillyluck]

i have been trying for months. it is alot harder then it looks.

i get all my comedy gold from here (http://www.donstugots.com/)

[Hottub]

i get all my comedy gold from here (http://www.donstugots.com/)

Definitly!!












Regina is The Best!!!

[AKA]

Don't mind Chipotle or Baja Fresh - I know what I'm getting, and if I'm in the mood for it I'm fine with either. Chevy's is hideous, imo. It is just like a TGIFridays or Ruby Tuesdays.

And Mojo is right - Anita's rocks NoVa.

http://www.anitasrestaurants.com/images/vienna2.jpg

im not going down to crystal city to oyamel every time i want authentic mexican. tacos and burritos works for me

Baby.

Fuck "Real Mexican," by the way - "Real Salvadorian" is how we roll in Arlington.

http://www.intipucacity.com/images/atlacatl2.jpg

[AngelAmy]

i never had Chipotle before, but they are opening one up right by my apartment. i think its almost done, theres a banner outside that says "Almost."

i know where you live now because i know exactly where that is

i will stalk you now!

[Freitag]

Shoulda gone to Friday's.

Just because I served it didn't mean I would eat it.

[Thomas Merton]

And Mojo is right - Anita's rocks NoVa.


MMMMMM.....breakfast burritos with extra cheese and chorizo

[TheMojoPin]

And Mojo is right - Anita's rocks NoVa.


MMMMMM.....breakfast burritos with extra cheese and chorizo

Goddamn, their breakfast burritos are a work of greasy art.

[PapaBear]

And Mojo is right - Anita's rocks NoVa.


MMMMMM.....breakfast burritos with extra cheese and chorizo

Goddamn, their breakfast burritos are a work of greasy art.
Dammit. I love breakfast burritos. Even lousy ones. Why is this "Anita's" not in Winchester? WHY???? WHY???

[TheMojoPin]

Dammit. I love breakfast burritos. Even lousy ones. Why is this "Anita's" not in Winchester? WHY???? WHY???

Because haters like suggums are keeping her down!

[led37zep]

Dammit. I love breakfast burritos. Even lousy ones. Why is this "Anita's" not in Winchester? WHY???? WHY???


Breakfast burritos might be the greatest thing ever put into a burrito. Anytime I'm on set that my standard breakfast order. One time we had a guy who put pinenuts mixed in with the eggs, bacon, cheese, and spinach. I dream of that burrito nightly. So damn good.

[Freitag]

Doesn't Sonic have a breakfast burrito?

And BTW, the success of Chipotle is what I call the McDonald's Theorem.

Both Burger King and Wendy's have a superior burger compared to McDonald's. But for some reason, people keep going there instead of BK and Wendy's, even though their food tastes better.

[Freakshow]

Don't mind Chipotle or Baja Fresh - I know what I'm getting, and if I'm in the mood for it I'm fine with either. Chevy's is hideous, imo. It is just like a TGIFridays or Ruby Tuesdays.

And Mojo is right - Anita's rocks NoVa.

http://www.anitasrestaurants.com/images/vienna2.jpg



Baby.

Fuck "Real Mexican," by the way - "Real Salvadorian" is how we roll in Arlington.

http://www.intipucacity.com/images/atlacatl2.jpg


It's still real salvadoran serving mexican up here in Balmer.
But 'Real Peruvian' is the undisputed king. 1/4 rotisserie chicken with an Inca Kola. Heaven.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I still havent been to a Chipolte


I usually plan on going to a New place, then Pass Jose Tejas and go there

Great Food Low Prices and a Cute Chick Staff (at either location in NJ)

You cant go wrong

:king: