miss teen south carolina 2007

[sailor]

so, the wife and i are watching the miss teen usa competition tonight and the the question and answer session rolls around. miss teen south carolina was asked "A recent poll has shown that 1/5 of Americans can't find the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?" the sweet young thing's response?

I personally believe...that US Americans...are unable to do so because...... some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as south africa and iraq like everyone like such as I believe that they should, that our education over in the US should help the US, I mean, help South Africa and help Iraq and the Asian countries...

at that point, she was mercifully saved by the bell.

(jersey finished 2nd and was robbed, btw.)

[Hottub]

Miss Sc = Hayseed.

This thread is USELESS without pix!

[Fat_Sunny]

at that point, she was mercifully saved by the bell.

Touche' !!!!!

Marc With A C Will Be Pissed If He Didn't See This.

"Which Celebrity Do You Most Admire: Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Or Lindsay Lohan?" Please!

F_S Thought Kansas Was Adorable, But She Was Booted Early. And Yes, NJ Was Robbed!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Uh... helping South Africa?

[Hottub]

I ain't gonna play Sun City.

[sailor]

Uh... helping South Africa?

and the asian countries!

[weekapaugjz]

that response is probably the stupidest thing i have ever read. if i would have seen it on tv, i probably would have punched it.

[Snacks]

that answer was a train wreck. She made such a fool of herself. The ironic thing was when NJ was questioned about what teens seem to not be able to do and she answered "public speaking" I found that fitting and everyone clapped.

I think NJ did a great job but at the begging I picked Colorado, North Dakota, or Rhode Island so I was happy to see Colorado win. She was a pretty girl.

[Snacks]

that response is probably the stupidest thing i have ever read. if i would have seen it on tv, i probably would have punched it.

its worse live, wait for the yourtube video. Someone will put it up because it was so uncomfortable to hear and see. I felt bad for Mario Lopez he didnt know what to say. When she was saved by the bell no one clapped, it was bad. Its funny now but I have a feeling this will become a big thing online with youtube and online harassment type shit. So I kind of feel bad for her, for what she will be going through very soon.

[hammersavage]

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[donnie_darko]

my mom says there's a lot of black people in south africa.

[Hottub]

HS for MC next year!

[LiddyRules]

Agreed. Jersey was the hottest, hotter than Colorado who won. The funniest thing about Jersey Girl was that she said public speaking was what people should be taught yet she spoke quickly, haltingly and nervously.

But is US-American a term now like African-American?

[peewee]

i used to go out to bars in westchester with miss new york. and i met some of her friends. they were all real nice to look at but talking to them made me want to drink... we hung out a lot the semester and i nearly failed out of school

[ToddEVF]

I personally believe...that US Americans...are unable to do so because...... some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as south africa and iraq like everyone like such as I believe that they should, that our education over in the US should help the US, I mean, help South Africa and help Iraq and the Asian countries...


::shakes head:: No wonder i hate this state.

[JPMNICK]

that screams of being prepped for months about topics she might need to discuss, and then trying to fit them all into one response.

[ppanda]

that response is probably the stupidest thing i have ever read. if i would have seen it on tv, i probably would have punched it.

...and then I'd fuk it

hmmm would that be a reverse donkey punch?

[PapaBear]

ALL HAIL YOUTUBE!!! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww)

[JPMNICK]

ALL HAIL YOUTUBE!!! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww)

that will have 1,000,000 views by wednesday

the look of panic on her face is priceless. and how A.C. slater does not burst in laughter just shows what a great actor he really is

[tele7]

that will have 1,000,000 views by wednesday

the look of panic on her face is priceless. and how A.C. slater does not burst in laughter just shows what a great actor he really is

Put me down for 11 of them. For me, she had the (I did good...right?) look after the applause.

[A.J.]

so, the wife and i are watching the miss teen usa competition tonight and the the question and answer session rolls around. miss teen south carolina was asked "A recent poll has shown that 1/5 of Americans can't find the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?" the sweet young thing's response?

I personally believe...that US Americans...are unable to do so because...... some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as south africa and iraq like everyone like such as I believe that they should, that our education over in the US should help the US, I mean, help South Africa and help Iraq and the Asian countries...

Public schools...your tax dollars at work!

[El Mudo]

South Carolina is too small for a country and too large for an insane asylum...some things never change

[Bulldogcakes]

ALL HAIL YOUTUBE!!! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww)

When I read the text, I thought she was an idiot. But after seeing her live

http://www.carterstudios.com/pageant/ku1.jpg

I know for a fact she's absolutely brilliant. A Rhodes scholar. The cure for world hunger lies between those ears.

[Bulldogcakes]

This thread is USELESS without pix!

Your wish is my command, buddy.

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Sorry, but I couldn't find any pix shot from behind. . . . .

[drjoek]

Your wish is my command, buddy.

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9053/rachelshalanexx7.jpg
http://s240.photobucket.com/albums/ff13/mtusa07-1/prelimss/MS.jpg
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Sorry, but I couldn't find any pix shot from behind. . . . .

Ive seeen enough I couldn't care less if she can't find her elbows on a chart look at those legs
Troubled Girl
Fefe Dobson


There's a part of me
That wants to be like her
Perfect skin
Long legs and blonde hair
She's so popular
It magnifies your worst fear
But she's just living in her fake world
That's too hard to bare

She's got tons of angst
To leek into your teenage minds
But she's a beauty queen
With liner dripping from her eyes
Her tears keep burning holes
Into her sick abusive lies
All the poison tears
And rips away at her

You're a troubled girl just like me
There's no need to hide your insecurities

Chorus:
(Cause) I can see
I can see right through you
I can see
I can see the truth

Her high schools full of guys
That hang around
And want a date
Stand straight
Shoulders back
Oh she's so full of hate (wait)

Lifts her skirt
Pulls his hair
That's why she's always late (hate)
But still you around
Like you're some kind of fucking saint

You're a troubled girl just like me
There's no need to hide your insecurities

Chorus:

Bridge:
There's a part of me
That wants to be like her
Perfect skin
Long legs and blond hair

[RoseBlood]

"A recent poll has shown that 1/5 of Americans can't find the US on a world map.

Hey! that's not bad if you consider approx. 15% of the pop. is under 10! Still.. not good but let's stay positive~ :wink:

Oh and btw, doesn't SC have like the lowest rated public education system?

[Chigworthy]

I've never understood the point of these competitions, other than pre-internet batch material.

[PapaBear]

ALL HAIL YOUTUBE!!! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww)

that will have 1,000,000 views by wednesday

the look of panic on her face is priceless. and how A.C. slater does not burst in laughter just shows what a great actor he really is
It just might happen. It had under 100 views when I posted this link, and now it's up to 303,000.

[PapaBear]

Holy shit! Another 177,000 since my last post!!!

[led37zep]

Just look pretty sweetie...you leave all that gosh darn thinkin' to them yankee boys.

[RoseBlood]

Holy shit! Another 177,000 since my last post!!!

I know I watched at least 3x!

Side note: Doesn't the winner get scholarship money? If so, I really hope Miss. SC doesn't represent the overall IQ of the contestants.. what a waste!

[Thrice]

1.17M views.

Hooray for U.S. Americans!

[Furtherman]

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[JPMNICK]

I know I watched at least 3x!

Side note: Doesn't the winner get scholarship money? If so, I really hope Miss. SC doesn't represent the overall IQ of the contestants.. what a waste!

either way, all of them get to eventually sleep with members of the rap community, so they are all winners.

[drjoek]

either way, all of them get to eventually sleep with members of the ronfez.net community, so they are all winners.

fixed it for ya

[pennington]

You watch, this clip will become so famous, she'll wind up on the "Tonight Show" to talk about it. Then some producer of some teen comedy film will see her talking to Jay and offer her a part in his new movie.

Meanwhile, the Miss Teen USA winner will never be seen again.

[JPMNICK]

You watch, this clip will become so famous, she'll wind up on the "Tonight Show" to talk about it. Then some producer of some teen comedy film will see her talking to Jay and offer her a part in his new movie.

Meanwhile, the Miss Teen USA winner will never be seen again.

that's actually a good point, her face is much more recognizable now. actually i have no idea what the winner looks like. i hope she turns to porn

[topless_mike]

its worse live, wait for the yourtube video. Someone will put it up because it was so uncomfortable to hear and see. I felt bad for Mario Lopez he didnt know what to say. When she was saved by the bell no one clapped, it was bad. Its funny now but I have a feeling this will become a big thing online with youtube and online harassment type shit. So I kind of feel bad for her, for what she will be going through very soon.


Please tell me i'm not the only douche to pick up on this.
either im retarted, or everyone else went right to the pix to batch out.

[drusilla]

Miss South Carolina Teen USA Explains Her TV Meltdown

MONDAY AUGUST 27, 2007 04:00 PM EDT

By Stephen M. Silverman





Don't know much about ... geography?

Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina Teen USA, whose mangled response to a pageant question has become an Internet sensation, will have a second chance to answer it on Tuesday morning's Today show.

"I didn't do anything wrong," she told South Carolina's The State newspaper. "I wasn't expecting [the question]. I lost my train of thought."

She added she "completely misunderstood" the question, which she'll get a second stab at on Today.

The beauty contestant's video on YouTube has received more than 2 million hits thanks to her amazingly off-the-mark answer at Friday night's pageant, when she was queried about why Americans are so bad at geography.

Specifically, she was asked why one-fifth of Americans can't find the United States on a map.

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps," she ventured.

During her meandering response, she also tossed in out-of-the-blue references to "the Iraq" and "Asian countries" and their need for the support of the American educational system in identifying the United States on the map.

Upton is described as a varsity athlete and student leader at Lexington High School, where she graduated in June with a 3.5 GPA.

Despite the on-camera gaffe, Upton finished as third runner-up.

[PapaBear]

"I wasn't expecting [the question]. I lost my train of thought."
None of the other contestants were expecting their questions either, dear. That's why you LOST!!!

[torker]

I personally believe...that US Americans...are unable to do so because...... some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as south africa and iraq like everyone like such as I believe that they should, that our education over in the US should help the US, I mean, help South Africa and help Iraq and the Asian countries...
Mod quote?

[lleeder]

Who is Aimee Teegarden?

[PapaBear]

Who is Aimee Teegarden?
I don't know, but she sounded pretty stupid, too.

[HBox]

I think people such as you guys are being too hard on her like everywhere such as...

[LiddyRules]

Give the girl some credit, everyone is talking about her this week.

[Hottub]

Who is Aimee Teegarden?

She is a Huge Star (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1631435/)! Just hasn't been arrested yet.

[badmonkey]

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"When considering your choice for President of the United States of America next November, please remember that there are not only two Americas, there are two Carolinas. She's from the other one. I am John Edwards and I have approved this message."

[Bulldogcakes]

doesn't SC have like the lowest rated public education system?


Upton is described as a varsity athlete and student leader at Lexington High School, where she graduated in June with a 3.5 GPA.


You mean to tell me she's really smart compared to the rest of South Carolina?

[spoon]

Holy shit that's some funny shit. I hope to help South Africa and Asian countries myself like such as.

[RoseBlood]

You mean to tell me she's really smart compared to the rest of South Carolina?

haha.. you really don't need to be that smart to earn a 3.5 in high school and maybe even college.

[sailor]

Please tell me i'm not the only douche to pick up on this.
either im retarted, or everyone else went right to the pix to batch out.

when i used that line in my original post i was giggling at it, so don't worry, you're not alone.

[Team_Ramrod]

Those fuckin teen pagents have no appeal to me. It's the same as spending an evening volunteering at an old age home.

Ech!

Now full house reruns from the first season....

[Hottub]

Wooo! Ramrod is back.

As a shock poster!!

What's up, bud?

[Team_Ramrod]

Hey Tub.

I didn't mean to be a shock poster, It came out wrong... I had a momentary relapse... I didn't type it... I... I don't know.

Wow, It's been a long time.

[Hottub]

OK, enough aboot you.

How Mrs. Rod?:devil2:

[Team_Ramrod]

Mrs. Rod is fantastic, Thanks for asking.

The little Ramrodders are doing awesome too.

My boy 'Rammer' had to call me up tonight to tell me he was ordering Salmon at the restaurant.

I think he's going to be a distingushed gentleman... Only 5 years old and already more class than his papa.

Damn I can't wait to get home Saturday!

[underdog]

She explains herself on Today :

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[Midkiff]

Jeebuz, she is so fuckable.

That's exactly what I need. A hot blond dipshit with an incredible body and who believes that swallowing will impart unto her my intelligence.

[Recyclerz]

I hear she's on the short list to replace Alberto Gonzales. The President likes the way she thinks.

[buzzard]

So...send her a kayak:dry:

[underdog]

Maps For Us (http://mapsforus.org/)

[Furtherman]

http://mapsforus.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/candyland.jpg

This isn't the Candyland map I remember!

I remember this one, where the molassass swamp was an actual swamp!

http://gamesmuseum.uwaterloo.ca/VirtualExhibits/Whitehill/candyland/board.jpg

[nate1000]

"I plan to go to Appalachian State University blah, blah, blah..."

Countdown to Playboy in 3......2......1......

[Freakshow]

Maps For Us (http://mapsforus.org/)

You just made my day. Scratch that, my week.

Did this exist before the pageant? That's a lot of stuff for just a few days.

edited to add:

http://mapsforus.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/this-is-sparta.jpg

[A.J.]

"I plan to go to Appalachian State University blah, blah, blah..."

The Harvard of the Blue Ridge Mountains.

[ToddEVF]

Jeebuz, she is so fuckable.

That's exactly what I need. A hot blond dipshit with an incredible body and who believes that swallowing will impart unto her my intelligence.

Bravo! Bravo!

If she didn't bleach her hair, i could see her as the same.

[underdog]

Jimmy Kimmel explains what she meant :

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[Midkiff]

Ooooohhhhh, now I get it.

[Ay Kay Forty2]

Jimmy Kimmel explains what she meant :

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I saw that on a milk and cookie website and was trying to put that video on the messageboard, thank god it was you, dude.

[Recyclerz]

Quote:
Originally Posted by nate1000
"I plan to go to Appalachian State University blah, blah, blah..."


The Harvard of the Blue Ridge Mountains.

And now in 1st place in Big Ten Football!