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LiddyRules
08-25-2007, 06:16 PM
I just got this message in my PM box:

MY DICK IS VERY HUNGRY....

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

HI

I AM SAUDI

PLEASE CALL ME

0509863231

OR

ALMAJHOOL-36@HOTMAIL.COM

أحبك يامنيوووووووووووووووووكة

I'm not sure if this happened to anyone else. I can forward it to any mod who wishes to see it.
Judge Smails
08-25-2007, 06:19 PM
Oh that wackyامريكا على زبي (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/member.php?u=33300)

Me and him go way back to a couple of minutes ago. What a pisser he is.
IMSlacker
08-25-2007, 06:22 PM
I just got this message in my PM box:



I'm not sure if this happened to anyone else. I can forward it to any mod who wishes to see it.

I think it's our newest and oddest board charachter.

Welcome to our newest member, امريكا على زبي
drjoek
08-25-2007, 06:32 PM
I just got this message in my PMS box:



I'm not sure if this happened to anyone else. .
fixed it for ya
DonInNC
08-25-2007, 07:10 PM
I guess that makes you tres sheik.
led37zep
08-25-2007, 07:12 PM
The mans dick is hungry...don't be a tease and help a budday out, I'm sure he'd do the same for you.
jennysmurf
08-25-2007, 07:51 PM
that's hot.
KnoxHarrington
08-25-2007, 08:13 PM
So did you call him?
reillyluck
08-25-2007, 08:16 PM
is this the return of S.A.S.A?????
LiddyRules
08-25-2007, 08:16 PM
I wasn't sure if he wanted to anally fuck me or wanted me to shove something in his pee hole. "My dick is cold" seems more right for anal rape. I just sadly do not know how to feed a cock.
PapaBear
08-25-2007, 08:18 PM
is this the return of S.A.S.A?????
No way. S.A.S.A. had class.
led37zep
08-25-2007, 08:19 PM
I wasn't sure if he wanted to anally fuck me or wanted me to shove something in his pee hole. "My dick is cold" seems more right for anal rape. I just sadly do not know how to feed a cock.

I was thinking the EXACT same thing. It doesn't make sense. I would go with shoving something up his pee hole...seems to make the most sense here.
Dougie Brootal
08-25-2007, 08:23 PM
is this the return of S.A.S.A?????

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (crosses fingers. wets pants)
reillyluck
08-25-2007, 08:25 PM
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (crosses fingers. wets pants)

it has to be!!! it just has to. Maybe that silly saudi forgot his password...he doesnt follow with they, ya know.
BoondockSaint
08-25-2007, 08:29 PM
it has to be!!! it just has to. Maybe that silly saudi forgot his password...he doesnt follow with they, ya know.


Oh, you didn't hear?
mikeyboy
08-25-2007, 08:41 PM
Do you know how hard it is to ban someone whose name you can't figure out how to type?
Fat_Sunny
08-25-2007, 10:56 PM
Do you know how hard it is to ban someone whose name you can't figure out how to type?



Just Cut And Paste ...And Then Kick 'Em To The Curb !!



http://i18.tinypic.com/5y21gqw.gif
PapaBear
08-25-2007, 11:04 PM
I just got a PM from a Nigerian guy. He said his Saudi friend's dick was starving. The only way to feed said dick was for the Nigerian to send me a cashier's check for 1.5 million dollars. If I could deposit the check into my checking account, then send 500k back to him, I could keep a million for myself. He'd then use the 500k to feed his Saudi friend's dick.

I'm going for it.
Bellyfullasnot
08-25-2007, 11:25 PM
Do you know how hard it is to ban someone whose name you can't figure out how to type?

Line of the day?
A.J.
08-26-2007, 12:29 AM
HI

I AM SAUDI

PLEASE CALL ME

0509863231

He didn't even have the courtesy to include the 966 country code prefix. Sheesh.
Marc with a c
08-26-2007, 09:50 AM
He didn't even have the courtesy to include the 966 country code prefix. Sheesh.

ah. thank you AJ.
DarkHippie
08-26-2007, 10:07 AM
I just got a PM from a Nigerian guy. He said his Saudi friend's dick was starving. The only way to feed said dick was for the Nigerian to send me a cashier's check for 1.5 million dollars. If I could deposit the check into my checking account, then send 500k back to him, I could keep a million for myself. He'd then use the 500k to feed his Saudi friend's dick.

I'm going for it.

I got the same message, but the money is in british pounds sterling!
reillyluck
08-26-2007, 10:10 AM
i tried calling the number but all i got was opie's voice mail.
Giggle
08-26-2007, 10:21 AM
I wasn't sure if he wanted to anally fuck me or wanted me to shove something in his pee hole. "My dick is cold" seems more right for anal rape. I just sadly do not know how to feed a cock.

ESD feeds it jelly.
Hottub
08-26-2007, 10:24 AM
i tried calling the number but all i got was opie's voice mail.


:clap:
cupcakelove
08-26-2007, 12:40 PM
I didn't get a PM, I feel rejected.
LiddyRules
08-26-2007, 12:43 PM
I didn't get a PM, I feel rejected. Don't feel bad, my reputation as a cockfeeder precedes me.
FUNKMAN
08-26-2007, 12:45 PM
http://nuptialcelebrations.ca/Poppycock%20Original%20Gourmet%20Popcorn%20-%20Kosher%20PWL%2008149.jpg
Bulldogcakes
08-26-2007, 03:13 PM
Some guys will stick their PM's in anyone's inbox.
DarkHippie
08-26-2007, 03:56 PM
my dick could go for a light nosh
Fallon
08-26-2007, 04:30 PM
Do you know how hard it is to ban someone whose name you can't figure out how to type?

Tell me about it, I almost banned ايلى زبي when I was trying to ban امريكا على زبي!!!
FUNKMAN
08-26-2007, 04:34 PM
Do you know how hard it is to ban someone whose name you can't figure out how to type?

Tell me about it, I almost banned ايلى زبي when I was trying to ban امريكا على زبي!!!

sounds like a job for

http://www.capitalcomics.com/covers/01527.jpg