Hogan Knows Car Accidents

[Tenbatsuzen]

TMZ and Perez Hilton are reporting that Nick Hogan, Hulk Hogan's son, was involved in a serious car crash in Florida earlier this evening. Apparently the SUV he was in lost control and hit a tree, totalling the SUV and that the Jaws of Life had to be used.

This is not the first time of a vehicular mishap for Nick; he was also involved in the destruction of a very fancy sports car before.

[Fallon]

Hulk was said to be disappointed when learning his son got pinned under the wreckage.

[Fallon]

A white hummer was scene leaving the accident.

[JPMNICK]

isn't he trying to be a professional race car driver or something

[Doctor Z]

I don't know anything about Hogan's kid, but I hope he's alright.

[JesterOfSadness]

Hulk was said to be disappointed when learning his son got pinned under the wreckage.

:lol:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Reports were saying that Brooke Hogan was involved as well, but she's already got airbags installed, so...

[Tenbatsuzen]

BTW, Fallon and I were discussing this seriously in IM for about 5 minutes before the jokes began, so we're not total cads.

BTW, if Nick Hogan does die from this, he'll just be resurrected by the Dungeon of Doom as The Yeti.

[Tenbatsuzen]

When asked for a comment by the local press, Hogan family friend Ed Leslie said, "YES... YES... NO! NO NO!"

[Tenbatsuzen]

Apparently, after the SUV crashed, Nick was fine.


Until he fell off the top of Cobo Hall.

[Tenbatsuzen]

As Nick Hogan was being loaded on to the stretcher, Reid Flair came out of nowhere and attacked him.

[Fallon]

Nick should have listened to pops.

http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/6485/68e2e944ex5.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

Nick should have listened to pops.

http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/6485/68e2e944ex5.jpg

Hang around two fake-titted whores and take steroids and play really shitty bass?

[TheMojoPin]

Anyone know where Macho Man was at the time of the accident?!?

Cuz like Rodney Dangerfield you gets' no respect
So come on Hulk let's wreck so I can put you in check

[Tenbatsuzen]

Tony Schiavone just reported in that this is "THE BIGGEST CAR ACCIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF MOTOR VEHICLES!"


Mene Gene has more details, but you have to call him at 1-900-WCW-1911.

[Tenbatsuzen]

The CNN coverage of the accident will suddenly change to "Robin Hood".

[Tenbatsuzen]

There's a third man involved in the accident, but nobody seems to know who it is.

[Fallon]

A lesson learned, this is what happens when you don't have creative control.

[Fallon]

Apparently Vince Russo was in the backseat yelling "SWERVE! SWERVE!".

[Tenbatsuzen]

Apparently Vince Russo was in the backseat yelling "SWERVE! SWERVE!".

As much as I hate to do this...

http://www.atlite.com.au/images/pyramid1.jpg

Well played.

[Devo37]

Hulk was said to be disappointed when learning his son got pinned under the wreckage.

luckily, Brooke Hogan was there to lift the wreckage off the injured Nick.

[donnie_darko]

When paramedics went to remove the Young Hogan's shirt, his vitals normalized long enough for him to tear off his shirt, and give a quick nod acknowledging the EMT's on the right side as the most appreciative fans.

He then slipped back into a coma.

[IamPixie]

luckily, Brooke Hogan was there to lift the wreckage off the injured Nick.


"that's one big bitch"

[Tenbatsuzen]

If this accident happened in Toronto, the onlookers would slowly start booing the Cops and EMTs.

[TheMojoPin]

Though to be fair, in a generous passing of the torch, the almost-crippled, giant SUV allowed Nick to bodyslam it for a victory.

[Tenbatsuzen]

This just in:

Apparently Ted DiBiase caused the accident; by the time this is all said and done, Nick will be Randy Savage's kid.

[drjoek]

Apparently the airbags did deploy

Have a look
http://wweeuroshop.com/images/prodpics/big/53117.jpg

[drjoek]

Please obey all traffic signs
http://www.damnyoubanana.com/hulkamania.JPG

[Tenbatsuzen]

The gas tank ruptured and the battery fried the car.

Official cause of accident: Mega Power Explosion

[Fallon]

Apparently Nick got confused when he saw this in his rear view mirror.

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8881/sdwarrior3warriorhq7.jpg

[Devo37]

this story is shocking!

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/shockmaster1.jpg

i was floored when read about it!

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/shockmaster2.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

How do you NOT crash a car when into the middle of road leaps...

http://www.progressiveboink.com/b/images/archive/cm1.jpg

[cupcakelove]

Wow, you deserve some kind of 'Responding To Your Own Thread' award.

[imbegginya]

I tried to find the words for this tragedy..... and it came to me in a vision to use the Hulksters words to say what many can't put in to words....

"I read it in the papers, I saw it on TV.
I guess there'll be one empty seat,
When I wrestle at Wimblelee.
I used to tear my shirt,
But now you've torn my hearts.
I knew you were a Hulkamaniac,
Right from the very start (Right from the start)

You were my friend. (You were my Son)
I'll see you again. (This is not the end)
When the Hulkster comes to Heaven (Heaven, heaven, heaven)
We'll tag up again. (Again, again)
The world just lost another Hulkamania (A friend to the end, I'll see you again)
I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again.
You were my friend (You were my Son)
And I'll see you again (I will see you again)
When I climb back in the ring, I know we'll win this fight.
I wish you were here at ring side, to cheer me on tonight.
The spotlight now grows dim, and now it's not on me.
The prayers we've said together are still our guarentee.

You were my friend (You, were, my, friend)
I'll see you again.
(The world just lost, the world just lost, my friend, he's my friend)
You were my friend (You..... were)
I'll see you again (I'll seeeeee you)
When the Hulkster comes to heaven (Heaven, heaven)
We'll tag up again (Again)
The world just lost (Just lost) another Hulkamaniac.
I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again (Bring you back, bring you back again)
The world just lost (Just lost) another Hulkamaniac.
I with Hulk's love (His love) could bring Nick back again (His love)
(You were my friend)

[A.J.]

It was a miracle he survived that car crash in 1949, let alone returned to the PGA tour.

http://www.jockbio.com/Bios/Garcia/Garcia_Images/Garcia_Bio_10.gif

[Justice4all]

Here is the link to the video of them extracting the car. Apparently he was travelling at a high rate of speed (big shocker there) when his car lost control. The passenger is in critical condition. (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/27/hogan.crash/index.html#cnnSTCVideo)

[Freitag]

Nick has been released from the hospital, the passenger is still in critical. They have said Alcohol has not played a factor.

Now, I know an accident has a number of different factors to it... anyone want to take guesses that Nick was wearing a belt and his passenger wasn't?

[Fallon]

Now, I know an accident has a number of different factors to it... anyone want to take guesses that Nick was wearing a belt and his passenger wasn't?

Well duh, Hogan is the only one who should have a belt.

[Skellington]

.....wtf is a 17 year old kid doing driving a Supra?

[JesterOfSadness]

Well his family is rich after all.

[Freitag]

Well duh, Hogan is the only one who should have a belt.

Wow, twice in one thread.

[drusilla]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/070910/nick_hogan2_320.jpg

[Kevin]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/070910/nick_hogan2_320.jpg

Is it too soon to break out the crying Benoit for this??

[ScottFromGA]

Tony Schiavone just reported in that this is "THE BIGGEST CAR ACCIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF MOTOR VEHICLES!"


Mene Gene has more details, but you have to call him at 1-900-WCW-1911.

this is the greatest post ive ever seen. too fucking funny.

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/070910/nick_hogan2_320.jpg

Oh yeah. The friend wasn't wearing a belt.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Is it too soon to break out the crying Benoit for this??

Crying Benoit has been retired. Sorry.

[JesterOfSadness]

Crying Benoit has been retired. Sorry.

C'mon this is wrestling. You are only really retired when you're............oh.

Nevermind then.

[Fallon]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/070910/nick_hogan2_320.jpg

Is that gonna come back as black and white hogans car?

[drusilla]

Is that gonna come back as black and white hogans car?

that one tops the list for me

[ponelas park townie]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/070910/nick_hogan2_320.jpg

E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!

[conman823]

You know its good to see Hogans kid doesn't get the big push right away, he has to start from the bottom, and jobbing to "The Pole" is not a disgrace. "The Pole" has been there for a long time and you just dont expect him to fall over because Hulk Hogans kid is looking to make a name for himself.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Nick has been released from the hospital, the passenger is still in critical. They have said Alcohol has not played a factor.

Now, I know an accident has a number of different factors to it... anyone want to take guesses that Nick was wearing a belt and his passenger wasn't?

As per Nick Hogan at TMZ:


On Sept. 7, Nick wrote: "everyone please drive safe and wear your seatbelts, i had mine on and only broke my wrist, john did not and he is in a far worse stae than i am.


Handshakes to the left, hi-fives to the right.

[conman823]

The thread name isn't trying to be funny, but it was reported today that the passenger will most likely live in a nursing home for the rest of his "life".

A 22yr old Iraq soldier, left to slowly suffer cause hogans kid was an asshole.

Still no charges for the Hogans:furious:

[Tenbatsuzen]

The thread name isn't trying to be funny, but it was reported today that the passenger will most likely live in a nursing home for the rest of his "life".

A 22yr old Iraq soldier, left to slowly suffer cause hogans kid was an asshole.

Still no charges for the Hogans:furious:

Nick was wearing his seatbelt.

His friend wasn't.

Nick was cited for reckless driving and failure to wear seatbelt.

His friend is wearing his seatbelt, his friend walks away.

[Snoogans]

ummm, can you link a story, i have no idea what this is about

[TheMojoPin]

The Hulkster's money better be helping give this guy what comfort he can have from here on out.

[TooLowBrow]

Nick was wearing his seatbelt.

His friend wasn't.

Nick was cited for reckless driving and failure to wear seatbelt.

His friend is wearing his seatbelt, his friend walks away.

what is this? opposite day?

[Tenbatsuzen]

BTW, estimates are that the fastest nick was going was about 60 MPH in a 40.

Everyone has done that.

[TheMojoPin]

BTW, estimates are that the fastest nick was going was about 60 MPH in a 40.

Everyone has done that.

Doesn't make it any less dumb.

[Snoogans]

Link To Story

[Tenbatsuzen]

Doesn't make it any less dumb.

The story is that either Nick was "revving" with a friend of his and they both did a burnout from a stoplight, OR Nick hit some water, hydroplaned, and that's what caused the accident.

He wasn't doing 180 MPH, and the Supras aren't exactly known for their durabilty, which is why the car basically shattered.

Nick's dumb for driving like an ass, but his friend is even more stupid for not wearing a belt when he KNOWS his friend drives like an ass.

[TheMojoPin]

Link To Story

Here, you lazy bum. (http://itisdelicious.ytmnd.com/)

[Tenbatsuzen]

Still no charges for the Hogans:furious:

BTW, why "Hogans" plural?

[torker]

say your prayers and take your vitamins

[Snoogans]

asshole

[TheMojoPin]

Nick's dumb for driving like an ass, but his friend is even more stupid for not wearing a belt when he KNOWS his friend drives like an ass.

Right, but I always feel that the driver needs to account for the safety of anyone else in the vehicle. Everyone's fate is ultimately in their hands.

[TheMojoPin]

asshole

Sorry, sorry...here's the thread originally about it. (http://pizzone.ytmnd.com/)

[Tenbatsuzen]

Right, but I always feel that the driver needs to account for the safety of anyone else in the vehicle. Everyone's fate is ultimately in their hands.

You tell me one 17 year old guy who talks like a mom to his friends "now buckle up..." Guys don't do that. You KNOW this.

[Snoogans]

this time i read what it linked too, im not that stupid

[torker]

BTW, why "Hogans" plural?

Because Sandy Duncan is a one-eyed cunt.

[TooLowBrow]

You tell me one 17 year old guy who talks like a mom to his friends "now buckle up..." Guys don't do that. You KNOW this.

ok, patrice

[TheMojoPin]

You tell me one 17 year old guy who talks like a mom to his friends "now buckle up..." Guys don't do that. You KNOW this.

I don't mean just checking shit like that...they should, though they likely won't...I just mean generally accounting for everyone in the car by not driving like a jackass. Just because "everyone is young and dumb" (which is way too broad and false a generalization) at some point doesn't somehow make this totally a freak accident where the passenger is more to blame than anyone else by not wearing the seatbelt. When it's car accident, it's pretty much all on a driver.

[TheMojoPin]

this time i read what it linked too, im not that stupid

It's still awesome. Click on it, hippie.

[Snoogans]

Makes sense that it was so gay. Fuck you guys, I got enough of the story from what you said.

[TooLowBrow]

I don't mean just checking shit like that...they should, though they likely won't...I just mean generally accounting for everyone in the car by not driving like a jackass. Just because "everyone is young and dumb" (which is way too broad and false a generalization) at some point doesn't somehow make this totally a freak accident where the passenger is more to blame than anyone else by not wearing the seatbelt. When it's car accident, it's pretty much all on a driver.

you forgot the "and full of..." part, which makes it true

[Tenbatsuzen]

You know its good to see Hogans kid doesn't get the big push right away, he has to start from the bottom, and jobbing to "The Pole" is not a disgrace. "The Pole" has been there for a long time and you just dont expect him to fall over because Hulk Hogans kid is looking to make a name for himself.

The thread name isn't trying to be funny, but it was reported today that the passenger will most likely live in a nursing home for the rest of his "life".

A 22yr old Iraq soldier, left to slowly suffer cause hogans kid was an asshole.

Still no charges for the Hogans:furious:

So he makes a joke on 9/2, and condemns them on 10/10.

Hmmmm.

[TheMojoPin]

So he makes a joke on 9/2, and condemns them on 10/10.

Hmmmm.

Which proves...what?

Hmmmmmmmm.

http://www.growingtreetoys.com/images/products/bg/016627.jpg

[TooLowBrow]

So he makes a joke on 9/2, and condemns them on 10/10.

Hmmmm.

tragedy plus time equals comedy?

[torker]

So he makes a joke on 9/2, and condemns them on 10/10.

Hmmmm.
Nice job shining a light on the unfunny. :thumbup:

[conman823]

So he makes a joke on 9/2, and condemns them on 10/10.

Hmmmm.

The joke was about Hogans kid, not the passenger. I condemn celebs and rich kids who get way with B.S. that normal people would be in prison for.

[conman823]

The story is that either Nick was "revving" with a friend of his and they both did a burnout from a stoplight, OR Nick hit some water, hydroplaned, and that's what caused the accident.

He wasn't doing 180 MPH, and the Supras aren't exactly known for their durabilty, which is why the car basically shattered.

Nick's dumb for driving like an ass, but his friend is even more stupid for not wearing a belt when he KNOWS his friend drives like an ass.

Right so its his friends fault.

Hmmmmm

[BMoses]

It's still awesome. Click on it, hippie.

It is pretty funny, Roll with it snoogans!

[Freitag]

Right so its his friends fault.

Hmmmmm

Driver's side took the brunt of the impact and nick walked with a broken wrist.

Passenger side looks messy but a lot better.

You get into a situation you have no control over, you wear your seat belt. How hard is this not to understand?

[Freitag]

ok, patrice

Chris Tucker in Friday, actually...

[Death Metal Moe]

The story is that either Nick was "revving" with a friend of his and they both did a burnout from a stoplight, OR Nick hit some water, hydroplaned, and that's what caused the accident.

He wasn't doing 180 MPH, and the Supras aren't exactly known for their durabilty, which is why the car basically shattered.

Nick's dumb for driving like an ass, but his friend is even more stupid for not wearing a belt when he KNOWS his friend drives like an ass.

I have to agree. I don't drive with certian people I know because of the way they drive. It make me nervous. So I drive places myself or I drive them with me.

If I am forced for some odd reason to drive in someone else's car and they drive like an asshole, I let them know I don't like the way they drive and I always wear my belt. That stupid belt is my only defense.

[drusilla]

I have to agree. I don't drive with certian people I know because of the way they drive. It make me nervous. So I drive places myself or I drive them with me.

If I am forced for some odd reason to drive in someone else's car and they drive like an asshole, I let them know I don't like the way they drive and I always wear my belt. That stupid belt is my only defense.


i'm with moe. i do the same exact things. it's pretty rare for me to let another friend drive me around. & no matter who is driving i will alway always have a seatbelt on.

[ralphbxny]

I have to agree. I don't drive with certian people I know because of the way they drive. It make me nervous. So I drive places myself or I drive them with me.

If I am forced for some odd reason to drive in someone else's car and they drive like an asshole, I let them know I don't like the way they drive and I always wear my belt. That stupid belt is my only defense.

i'm with moe. i do the same exact things. it's pretty rare for me to let another friend drive me around. & no matter who is driving i will alway always have a seatbelt on.


Agreed on both!!

[scottinnj]

I don't get this thread. We go to the top of the comedy pyramid, and on the way down fight and post lame seatbelt PSAs.

We are as manic-depressive as Fezzie's hallucinations.

[Fallon]

He's fucked.

Nick Hogan Arrested for Critical Crash (http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=898134cd-e9b5-4744-93a3-456bdc4d666a&entry=index&sid=rss_topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories)

[Freitag]

He's fucked.

Nick Hogan Arrested for Critical Crash (http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=898134cd-e9b5-4744-93a3-456bdc4d666a&entry=index&sid=rss_topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories)

As long as drugs or alchohol wasn't involved, they'll plead it down. The passenger wasn't wearing his belt, so it's not like Nick hit someone outside of the car who had no control of the situation.

EDIT:

Oof, I saw they got him on a low-level booze charge because he was under 21. I'll bet 20 bucks right now that the defense is that the passenger bought the booze.

[hurlmon]

Oof, I saw they got him on a low-level booze charge because he was under 21. I'll bet 20 bucks right now that the defense is that the passenger bought the booze.

The passenger may have bought the booze but lil' Hogan made the decision to drink it and get behind the wheel himself. So I don't se how that could be a defense?

[Freitag]

The passenger may have bought the booze but lil' Hogan made the decision to drink it and get behind the wheel himself. So I don't se how that could be a defense?

It's not a defense, but a chance to lessen the overall charge. Buying the booze, drinking with the kid and then getting into the car with the kid without the seatbelt = major problems.

And besides, they're going to be hard pressed to make that low of a BAC stick, especially with the lawyers Hogan can afford. It wasn't like he was 3x over the legal limit.

[hurlmon]

It's not a defense, but a chance to lessen the overall charge. Buying the booze, drinking with the kid and then getting into the car with the kid without the seatbelt = major problems. .

Wouldn't that be a major proiblem for the kid in the coma, supplying booze to a minor? What would that have to do with hogan's defense?Yeah the passenger made bad decisions, but I don't think it's illegal to get in a car with someone who's been drinking, just to be the one driving.

The no seatbelt I can see, the injuries may not have been as bad if he was wearing a belt but it doesn't change the fact the Hogan is underage and drove/street raced with booze in his system.


And besides, they're going to be hard pressed to make that low of a BAC stick, especially with the lawyers Hogan can afford. It wasn't like he was 3x over the legal limit.

He's a minor so he shouldn't have any alcohol in his system at all. No matter how low.

[JPMNICK]

can't they just pull the chip from the computer and find out how fast he was going?

[cougarjake13]

i dont think he'll wind up spending any time in jail

he'll get his license taking away for awhile, points, probation and community service

hulk will wind up aking care of the coma kid and donate a shit load of money to the clearwater area in some way


everyone wins except for the coma kid who unfortunately survived iraq but not lil hogan jr.

[Tenbatsuzen]

i dont think he'll wind up spending any time in jail

he'll get his license taking away for awhile, points, probation and community service

hulk will wind up aking care of the coma kid and donate a shit load of money to the clearwater area in some way


everyone wins except for the coma kid who unfortunately survived iraq but not lil hogan jr.

Correct. They're going to have a really hard time sticking some of these charges on him because...

1) My point about the alcohol is that Hogan's lawyers can probably get that thrown out because the alcohol level is so low. For all they know Nick sprayed his mouth with binaca or something.

2) The passenger wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

[conman823]

Correct. They're going to have a really hard time sticking some of these charges on him because...



He's Hulk Hogans kid.

[cougarjake13]

2) The passenger wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

thats the biggest part right there

[conman823]

Heres the latest news in this sad tale of zero responsibility all around:

http://www.abcactionnews.com/mostpopular/story.aspx?content_id=c78966c5-7617-41c8-a049-87cc49532f5d

[Tenbatsuzen]

Heres the latest news in this sad tale of zero responsibility all around:

http://www.abcactionnews.com/mostpopular/story.aspx?content_id=c78966c5-7617-41c8-a049-87cc49532f5d

You know what? That's just stupid and bad reporting. It was his mother, in 2005. She wasn't behind the wheel of this incident.

And notice how the article failed the mention the friend WASN'T WEARING HIS SEATBELT.

[ralphbxny]

I think its all bullshit and I hope they are filming this for TV cause its the real important issue here.

[TheMojoPin]

You know what? That's just stupid and bad reporting. It was his mother, in 2005. She wasn't behind the wheel of this incident.

And notice how the article failed the mention the friend WASN'T WEARING HIS SEATBELT.

I don't understand why you keep tossing that out there like it trumps everything. Yes, the guy made a moronic mistake and paid for it by not just clicking his seatbelt buckle, but the responsibility for the safety of everyone in the car in terms of not fucking crashing while street racing like a moron falls to the driver. Seatbelts are no kind of sure thing when someone is so blatantly defying basic driving safety like that and totaling their car.

[cougarjake13]

I don't understand why you keep tossing that out there like it trumps everything. Yes, the guy made a moronic mistake and paid for it by not just clicking his seatbelt buckle, but the responsibility for the safety of everyone in the car in terms of not fucking crashing while street racing like a moron falls to the driver. Seatbelts are no kind of sure thing when someone is so blatantly defying basic driving safety like that and totaling their car.

now its doesnt condone nor absolve what hogan jr did

but they will argue that he knew what situation he was getting into ( street racing, knew the guy who was driving and his passion for racing ( hogan jr ) and made the conscious decision to not wear a seatbelt, which hogan jr did and survived the crash with minor injuries or whatever he had or didnt have so if the friend also wore a seatbelt he'd be fine today, alledgedly

and tahts what will help hogan jr in this case

[Fallon]

8 Months. (http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/05/09/hogan.son.ap/index.html?iref=newssearch)

Douche.

[scottinnj]

He said he was sorry (http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/05/09/hogan.son.ap/index.html?iref=newssearch#cnnSTCVideo). All better now, right?

[BoondockSaint]

This is the picture that the Daily News ran with the story. If this is how he dressed for his sentencing then he's lucky he only got 8 months.

http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/05/10/amd_nick_bollea.jpg

[PapaBear]

I seriously doubt a punk like that will go the whole 3 years without driving. Hopefully, he'll violate probation and spend more time behind bars.

[KnoxHarrington]

I seriously doubt a punk like that will go the whole 3 years without driving. Hopefully, he'll violate probation and spend more time behind bars.

Hopefully he's bawling in his cell while all the other prisoners chant "Fish fish fish fish" at him.

What a fucking douchebag.

[cougarjake13]

This is the picture that the Daily News ran with the story. If this is how he dressed for his sentencing then he's lucky he only got 8 months.

http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/05/10/amd_nick_bollea.jpg

no that was from a while ago

he was wearing a suit and tie

http://www.wltx.com/assetpool/images/0859161328_nick%20bollea.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Maybe if goes off to jail and gets all prison bitched out, Hulk would want to fuck him as much as he wants to fuck his daughter.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Maybe if goes off to jail and gets all prison bitched out, Hulk would want to fuck him as much as he wants to fuck his daughter.

that fuckstick hogan wore a doo-rag into court. he looked like such an asshole on tv addressing the court with that fucking thing on his head. i can't believe the judge didn't demand he remove it.:thumbdown:

[joethebartender]

Do you guys believe in angels?

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[Fallon]

Brooke's taking over the crashing while Nick serves time.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/25/hogan-family-involved-in-car-crash/

[Crippler]

Wow, the victim's lawyers' response was a bit of a shock after hearing Hulk & Nick talk about how this guy was like a member of the family. I thought the state was pushing for Nick to get the time, but apparently the family is (& rightly so) PISSED. And the damage done to Nick's friend is horrifying. It's hard to understand how someone could look like that on the outside & not have done enough damage inside to have been killed. Very sad stuff.

[Cleophus James]

This is difficult to watch, but wow. His head is like that from the accident

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[A.J.]

I'd rather be put to death than "live" like that.

[JPMNICK]

holy shit is that horrible

[AngelAmy]

that is horrible...just horrible. that poor kid.

[CambriaBurning]

Yeah, but he was always such a negative person...


The Hogans are pretty much scum at this point.

[Dougie Brootal]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/hulkamania.jpg

[Enabler]

That fucking punk kid makes me sick. Who would watch a show based around him? That whole family is disgusting.

[A.J.]

I was thinking: why was the family trying so hard to get Nick out of solitary? I should that would be the best place to keep his asshole safe from violation.

[JimBeam]

So I guess poor little Nick gets out tomorrow.

Here's a recent post by his tranny sister :

All I ask, is instead of making this harder, and putting evil things out there, you pray for John and for us, and leave words of inspiration. I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again. I know his strength and I know he can do it with our prayers...... To all the people who have been supportive- It has helped MORE than you will ever know. I can not thank you enough.....Please pray for my brothers safety too... this is a really tough time he has gone through and I know all he wants to do is show you, John and his family how much he cares and understands.

ok. Back to the happy stuff! .......I just can't wait to see my Nicky! Im gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! Hes been living on bread an potatoes so far and I know some mac'n'cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL

Only bread and potatoes huh ?

You fat bitch. That other kid hasn't eaten anything that doesn't come through a tube since the last time he hung out w/ your brother.

[scottinnj]

Here's a recent post by his tranny sister :

That made me laugh out loud. Even though I'm a perv and would bang that dumb bitch right up the keester, everything you said about her is right-and I hope that whole family gets in a plane and a duck flies into the engine.

http://decidersofawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/brooke_hogan.jpg

[cougarjake13]

remember the one guy who claimed to be john's brother and made threatening calls to hulk ??

i wouldnt be surprised if that crazy fuck tries to kill nick at some point

[Fallon]

Hulk Hogan's son Nick appeared in court yesterday regarding a lawsuit related to his 2007 2007 car crash that left friend John Graziano permanently brain damaged.

While giving a deposition, Hogan was probed by lawyers for the plaintiffs about dysfunction and “issues” in the Graziano family. According to RadarOnline, Nick had told the lawyers that there was violence in the Graziano family and the Hogans talked about having John Graziano move in with them.

When a lawyer asked about what type of issues John was dealing with, Nick said that John hated certain types of people. Upon further questioning from the lawyer, Nick clarified who John Graziano hated. “Homos," Nick said. "He wanted to kill homos.”

The room grew silent and one lawyer put his head in his hands.

John Graziano's father Edward sued the Hogans after the 2007 car crash. Edward was later arrested on charges of trying to kill his wife and recently had his home foreclosed on, according to the Radar report.

What a lovely story.

[midwestjeff]

Sounds like young John had his head on straight before Nick tried to remove it.

[Tenbatsuzen]

What a lovely story.

There is such flowery speech on this. "The room grew silent"? It's a fucking courtroom, not a cafeteria, usually there's only one person talking at a time.

[TheMojoPin]

If someone is talking then it is not silent.

[hanso]

Maybe some pop/folk act could write a song on that.

[JimBeam]

Sounds like young John had his head on straight before Nick tried to remove it.

Please tell me you're not putting any credibility into the claim that the kid wanted to " kill homos " ?

It's probably a ploy by the Hogan douche to paint the kid in another light, you know other than being a vegetable through no fault of his own.

Even if he did say those words or felt that way, and even if his dad was a nutcase, that doesn't and sure as hell shouldn't make a difference in this case.

[SatCam]

Please tell me you're not putting any credibility into the claim that the kid wanted to " kill homos " ?

It's probably a ploy by the Hogan douche to paint the kid in another light, you know other than being a vegetable through no fault of his own.

Even if he did say those words or felt that way, and even if his dad was a nutcase, that doesn't and sure as hell shouldn't make a difference in this case.

Sounds like the Hogans are trying to spice up the trial a little bit and for that I thank them.

[TripleSkeet]

Please tell me you're not putting any credibility into the claim that the kid wanted to " kill homos " ?

It's probably a ploy by the Hogan douche to paint the kid in another light, you know other than being a vegetable through no fault of his own.

Even if he did say those words or felt that way, and even if his dad was a nutcase, that doesn't and sure as hell shouldn't make a difference in this case.

Im hoping that thats what this line was supposed to mean...
The room grew silent and one lawyer put his head in his hands.

[JimBeam]

I'm not sure if that was a plaintiff lawyer putting his head in his hands because he thought the " revelation " was damaging or if it was either a plaintiff or defendant lawyer doing so as in an " Oooof " because it wasn't relevant.