God or Alcohol?

[SinA]

Michael Vick said: "Through this situation I found Jesus, and I 'ax' him for forgiveness, and I just turn my life over to God, I think that's the right thing to do as of right now."

Earlier this year Mark Foley and Mel Gibson said that their transgressions (soliciting minors/homosexuality and ant-semitic/racist remarks) were brought on by alcoholism, and checked themselves into rehab.


Sure, neither excuse undoes their actions and get them off the hook, but which excuse is better? Say you get caught doing... whatever... what are you gonna say to save your public image?

[Furtherman]

god is just as old excuse as "I had to go to a hooker honey because you don't want to have sex anymore!"

It's cheap and typical. Invalid.

[Dougie Brootal]

id say " yeah i did it! and i meant to do it! and if you dont like it, ill pee in your butt! BOOMSHAKALAKA!"

[Marc with a c]

I'm picking god just in case.

[Marc with a c]

id say " yeah i did it! and i meant to do it! and if you dont like it, ill pee in your butt! BOOMSHAKALAKA!"

Cmon dougie grow up. wwjd?

[ralphbxny]

I'm picking god just in case.

agreed

[Midkiff]

"They" always find God when they get in legal trouble and when they're in jail.

[led37zep]

"They" always find God when they get in legal trouble and when they're in jail.

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[Don Stugots]

"They" always find God when they get in legal trouble and when they're in jail.

"They"?

[Dougie Brootal]

"They"?

the I-talians!

[Don Stugots]

the I-talians!

i thought he meant sports figures.

[Fat_Sunny]

id say " yeah i did it! and i meant to do it! and if you dont like it, ill pee in your butt! BOOMSHAKALAKA!"

F_S Is With Dougie On This. Yeah, He Did It, So What? You Don't Like It Then Stop Watching, You F'In RubberNeckers!

[Dougie Brootal]

i thought he meant sports figures.

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[mikeyboy]

Sure, neither excuse undoes their actions and get them off the hook, but which excuse is better? Say you get caught doing... whatever... what are you gonna say to save your public image?

The bitch set me up.

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[cupcakelove]

I use God as an excuse for my mistakes, and alcohol to redeem myself.

[Midkiff]

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[IamPixie]

why choose when you can be catholic?

[drjoek]

1 Corinthians 6:10 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, Nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

Galatians 5:21 "Envyings, murders, drunkeness, revelings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have told you in time past, that they which do such things shall NOT inheret the kingdom of God."

[Furtherman]

Written by man.

*crumples up paper*

[donnie_darko]

i don't understand the question.

you ask "but which excuse is better"

But You didn't post what excuse Michael Vick used, he said that during these times he has turned his life over to god (which is absolute BS but anyway)

then you list reasons why two other gave for doing their actions, not how they coped with the repercussions of their actions.

so yeah, this questions sucks.

[Dash77]

Didn't God turn warter into wine ??? So by picking 1 you choose both....

[Crispy123]

Anyone who finds "Jesus" or turns their lives over to God after they have commited a heinous or criminal act are going to have shenanigans called by pretty much everyone, as we all seem to agree here.

Now if it was my public image on the line, I would go for the "I was drunk" excuse as many times as I could get away with, just look at the Kennedy's.

Michael Vick should be like, "Yo dawg I was fucked up when all that shit went down. I blacked out and electrocuted my Scruffy? Shit Nigga, I was high. Let me ax anyone if they never blacked out on alcohol. My dad left when I was 3...Damn Im going to rehab."

Problem solved. Im moving to hollywood and pimping out my services.

[cougarjake13]

alcohol

very ominous with the results



View Poll Results: God or Alcohol?
God 6 33.33%
Alcohol 6 33.33%
Pee-butt 6 33.33%

[PapaBear]

alcohol

very ominous with the results



View Poll Results: God or Alcohol?
God 6 33.33%
Alcohol 6 33.33%
Pee-butt 6 33.33%
That's pretty freaky.

[sailor]

alcohol

very ominous with the results



View Poll Results: God or Alcohol?
God 6 33.33%
Alcohol 6 33.33%
Pee-butt 6 33.33%

fixed it for ya and put alcohol over the top.

[FUNKMAN]

if you're an animal lover - cat urine

if you're not an animal lover - alcohol

[Crash]

1 Corinthians 6:10 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, Nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

Galatians 5:21 "Envyings, murders, drunkeness, revelings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have told you in time past, that they which do such things shall NOT inheret the kingdom of God."

...um, why exactly do I want to go to heaven?

[sailor]

1 Corinthians 6:10 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, Nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

Galatians 5:21 "Envyings, murders, drunkeness, revelings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have told you in time past, that they which do such things shall NOT inheret the kingdom of God."

sorry horsepants.

[A.J.]

Alcohol is my God.

[Kris10]

I blame myself for not thinking before I speak.