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RoseBlood
08-27-2007, 01:04 PM
Not really a big deal but I just noticed and:

1) wondered if anyone else noticed this.

2) why is it slow?

reillyluck
08-27-2007, 01:08 PM
stugots was trying to do his "back to the future" scene again. everytime he wears that stupid life preserver jacket....all goes to hell!!

Don Stugots
08-27-2007, 01:13 PM
Great Scott! She is posting from the past!

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0088763/096896039736_z_backpcju.jpg

BoondockSaint
08-27-2007, 01:13 PM
Slow? We prefer to call it "time challenged."

JustJon
08-27-2007, 01:24 PM
fixed :)

RoseBlood
08-27-2007, 01:27 PM
fixed :)

Hehe thanks Jon!!!

Although I knew I could count on everyone to offer some comedic relief, Lord knows I need it.. very funny :clap:

Death Metal Moe
08-27-2007, 01:49 PM
http://www.wizards.com/global/images/mtgcom_daily_mr217_picMain_en.jpg

Don Stugots
08-27-2007, 01:50 PM
Great Scott! She is posting from the past!

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0088763/096896039736_z_backpcju.jpg

http://www.wizards.com/global/images/mtgcom_daily_mr217_picMain_en.jpg

GREAT SCOTT! WE LEFT MOE IN THE PAST AS WELL.

drjoek
08-27-2007, 01:55 PM
Alright I have to ask How does some one know the clock is or was off by 6 minutes? I am not aware of a clock

Furtherman
08-27-2007, 01:58 PM
I am not aware of a clock

But the clock is aware of you.




*cue scary music*

Don Stugots
08-27-2007, 02:10 PM
I am not aware of a clock

the clock is always there. always. it just keeps ticking and ticking and ticking and ticking and ticking and ticking ticking and ticking and ticking and ticking and ticking and ticking ticking and ticking and ticking and ticking and ticking and ticking ticking and ticking and ticking and ticking and ticking and ticking ticking and ticking and ticking and ticking and ticking and ticking........

mikeyboy
08-27-2007, 02:21 PM
Great. Now I'm six minutes closer to death.

Death Metal Moe
08-27-2007, 02:28 PM
GREAT SCOTT! WE LEFT MOE IN THE PAST AS WELL.

Hey, when I quickly scanned the posts I didn't see any Back to the Future pics so I posted that one.

Your pic wasn't linked anymore! FACE!!!

AngelAmy
08-27-2007, 02:45 PM
Great. Now I'm six minutes closer to death.

WHAT???


No!


I thought gods were immortal

led37zep
08-27-2007, 02:58 PM
I'm pretty sure Judge's wife had something to do with this too!

JPMNICK
08-27-2007, 02:59 PM
Run Marty, It's The Libyans

lleeder
08-27-2007, 03:00 PM
I always check everyones clock

led37zep
08-27-2007, 03:49 PM
What time is it anyway?

PapaBear
08-27-2007, 03:50 PM
What time is it anyway?
Time to get ill.

drjoek
08-27-2007, 04:11 PM
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its sinking
And racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in the relative way, but youre older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the english way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought Id something more to say

Home, home again
I like to be here when I can
And when I come home cold and tired
Its good to warm my bones beside the fire
Far away across the field
The tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spells.

mendyweiss
08-27-2007, 04:48 PM
I thought it was the fastest hour in radio !

Devo37
08-27-2007, 05:32 PM
Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that the ronfez.net clock is slow?!? Damnit, Doc, I'm late for school!!!

OneEyeJack
08-27-2007, 05:36 PM
Time Test.... 9:36

OneEyeJack
08-27-2007, 05:38 PM
Fix It My A.....

Crash
08-27-2007, 05:45 PM
"Time appears to have a direction - the past lies behind, fixed and incommutable, while the future lies ahead and is not necessarily fixed. Yet the majority of the laws of physics don't provide this arrow of time. The exceptions include the Second law of thermodynamics, which states that entropy must increase over time (see Entropy); the cosmological arrow of time, which points away from the Big Bang, and the radiative arrow of time, caused by light only traveling forwards in time. In particle physics, there is also the weak arrow of time, from CPT symmetry, and also measurement in quantum mechanics (see Measurement in quantum mechanics)."

Um, just sayin'.

Don Stugots
08-27-2007, 05:47 PM
Time Test.... 9:36

test failed, it is 9:47.

Hottub
08-27-2007, 05:48 PM
I think the clock is slow.

I don't feel tardy...


http://69.46.15.240/33477_m.jpg

OneEyeJack
08-27-2007, 05:48 PM
is the board on permanent CENTRAL TIME ZONE?

TIME TEST... 9:47

Don Stugots
08-27-2007, 05:53 PM
is the board on permanent CENTRAL TIME ZONE?

TIME TEST... 9:47

west coast, best coast.

9:51.

OneEyeJack
08-27-2007, 05:57 PM
Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is
Does Anybody Really Care??

Hottub
08-27-2007, 05:59 PM
Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is
Does Anybody Really Care??


My clock says 25 or 6 to 4!!!:help:

TheMojoPin
08-27-2007, 05:59 PM
RonFez.net's Clock Is 6 Minutes Slow

*Leaps in*

AND STUGOTS IS GETTING LARRRRRRRRRGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

*Leaps out*

JPMNICK
08-27-2007, 06:01 PM
My clock says 25 or 6 to 4!!!:help:

I thought your clock said Omega??

Crash
08-27-2007, 06:10 PM
west coast, best coast.

Great, so now we've got a hip hop war on our hands.

IT'S ALL COMIN' DOWN MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!

OneEyeJack
08-27-2007, 06:12 PM
Its 10:12 Do You Know Where Your Children Are? Or Is It??

Friday
08-27-2007, 06:44 PM
wow.... you guys are really reaching lately....

this place needs another rebirth. maybe SOS should come back and raise some heck...

AngelAmy
08-27-2007, 06:59 PM
10:59

PapaBear
08-27-2007, 07:30 PM
Pity about poor Catherine though, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.

Satan
08-27-2007, 09:53 PM
wow.... you guys are really reaching lately....

this place needs another rebirth. maybe SOS should come back and raise some heck...

I don't get it.

THE CHURCH LADY
08-27-2007, 10:04 PM
I don't get it.

We finally agree on something!

Fat_Sunny
08-27-2007, 10:06 PM
Now If Only Tully Blanchard Would Post Next, F_S Could Go To Bed A Happy Man!

Don Stugots
08-27-2007, 10:08 PM
Now If Only Tully Blanchard Would Post Next, F_S Could Go To Bed A Happy Man!

if only....

A.J.
08-27-2007, 10:28 PM
I think the clock is slow.

I don't feel tardy...


http://69.46.15.240/33477_m.jpg

Damn you for beating me to it!

Stupid time difference.

Tully Blanchard
08-27-2007, 10:38 PM
Damn you for beating me to it!

Stupid time difference.

Mr. J is trapped in the past too? For shame of it all.

RoseBlood
09-10-2007, 08:12 PM
The clock is currently 5 and a half minutes slow again.

That is all.

spoon
09-10-2007, 08:35 PM
I'll be sure to let phishy know so you can be as safe as possible. No need for lil phishies just yet....or rbs for that matter.

http://www.rbssolutionsinc.com/images/Logo%20-%20RBS.gif

RoseBlood
09-10-2007, 08:41 PM
I'll be sure to let phishy know so you can be as safe as possible. No need for lil phishies just yet....or rbs for that matter.

Hurry it up!!! The lil phishies swim fast!!!

Leticia
09-11-2007, 03:44 AM
I don't even see where there would be a clock. Except for when it shows my last visit...

The posts I guess?


(well waddaya know.It is 5 or so minutes slow)

JPMNICK
09-11-2007, 03:49 AM
I don't even see where there would be a clock. Except for when it shows my last visit...

The posts I guess?


(well waddaya know.It is 5 or so minutes slow)

next time you are late for work, blame it on this site

Hottub
09-11-2007, 04:15 AM
next time you are late for work, blame it on this site

Already has full credit for my lack of production.

6 minutes behind.

TheQuestion
09-11-2007, 05:40 AM
9:46 A.M.

JustJon
09-11-2007, 07:12 AM
PanterA maintains the clock.

spoon
09-11-2007, 10:36 AM
PanterA maintains my cock.

Fixed it for you budday!

spoon
09-11-2007, 10:37 AM
Someday.....a woman may touch the spear of light. Isn't that what you call it when playing Magic The Gathering Jon?

JustJon
09-11-2007, 11:25 AM
Someday.....a woman may touch the spear of light. Isn't that what you call it when playing Magic The Gathering Jon?

Is that something in that game? I wouldn't know.

Gvac
09-11-2007, 12:58 PM
The clock is off and the site is S.....L.....O.....W.....

reillyluck
09-11-2007, 01:08 PM
The clock is off and the site is S.....L.....O.....W.....

the honeymoon is over.

Fat_Sunny
09-11-2007, 01:49 PM
the honeymoon is over.

Uh-Oh....Because Of E.D. ????

Bossanova
09-11-2007, 02:27 PM
The clock is off and the site is S.....L.....O.....W.....

You know, they never have these problems at the other place:nono:

Gvac
09-11-2007, 05:42 PM
You know, they never have these problems at the other place:nono:

Amen, brother.

Amen.

torker
09-11-2007, 05:52 PM
Come... back... here... you... rab... bit

J.Clints
09-11-2007, 05:55 PM
You know, they never have these problems at the other place:nono:

Amen, brother.

Amen.

Yea but Ill tell you about there problems

Stankfoot
09-11-2007, 05:58 PM
Come... back... here... you... rab... bit

......nighty.....night ........

mikeyboy
09-11-2007, 06:00 PM
Yea but Ill tell you about there problems

Not here. If you have problems with another board, keep it off of here.

J.Clints
09-11-2007, 06:00 PM
Not here. If you have problems with another board, keep it off of here.

it was a joke bro. :surrender::surrender:

Bossanova
09-11-2007, 06:06 PM
Was it

J.Clints
09-11-2007, 06:07 PM
Was it

well if you wanna know.........


































wait for it

JustJon
09-12-2007, 06:29 AM
The clock is off and the site is S.....L.....O.....W.....

NAC was having issues yesterday. I got an email about it from them. And the clock is permanently fixed.

Furtherman
09-12-2007, 07:02 AM
Well now I have to find a new excuse as to why I'm late for work.

Don Stugots
09-12-2007, 07:08 AM
Bullshit!

reillyluck
03-10-2008, 03:29 PM
yeah, Hi. It's one hour slowwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Hottub
03-10-2008, 04:09 PM
I don't feel tardy.

JustJon
03-11-2008, 09:53 AM
I don't feel tardy.

class dismisssssssseeeeeeeeedddddd

eh, stupid early daylight savings time fucking everything up.

drusilla
03-11-2008, 10:04 AM
fix it!!! it's making me nuts!