Ever piss in a beer bottle?

[King Imp]

When your bladder is full, it will fill the 12 oz. bottle perfectly.

Goddamn, these beer people are geniuses! :drunk:

[zentraed]

many times. and i would sometimes have too much for one bottle, so i'd have to stop the stream, grab another one, and continue.

[MadMatt]

When your bladder is full, it will fill the 12 oz. bottle perfectly.

Goddamn, these beer people are geniuses! :drunk:

You must have an infant bladder, because I fill a lot more than one 12 oz bottle. I have done 32 oz easily.

[TooLowBrow]

i can't fit my dick into the hole

[PapaBear]

Don't you have trees where you live? Who needs a bottle? Unless you're trying to keep it...

[King Imp]

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00011/40/03/11253004_l.jpg

[lis]

I have. Sometimes when I fill the bottle I piss into the dog's water dish. We don't have a dog anymore so it's fine.

[King Imp]

I don't know if I should feel honored or frightened that you decided to just join and use your first post in this thread.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Don't you have trees where you live?

Better still, don't you have indoor plumbing?

[PapaBear]

Better still, don't you have indoor plumbing?
Well I guess there's always that, too. Peeing inside the place you live, though... Kinda barbaric, when you think about it.:flush:

[Leticia]

I love this thread.


I have not pissed into a bottle but I have seen people piss in one. Is that worse? Why was I watching someone piss into a bottle???

This will not answer this question but it's a gross story. When I was little my aunt from the Dominican Republic stayed over at our house. She was in her 60s. I would hear her pee at night (not in the bathroom) and then the sound of plates.

It turns out (i was the one who had the pleasure of finding this out) that she was peeing in our bowls (my cereal bowl!) and then just placing the bowl in the sink. Where it would tip over and spill onto the other dishes that were not yet washed.

It was the grossest thing I had ever seen. That had actually happened in our place. To my bowl, in OUR place. Ugh. I forgot that story till now. Gross.:wallbash:

[led37zep]

Well I guess there's always that, too. Peeing inside the place you live, though... Kinda barbaric, when you think about it.:flush:

Its all about pissing while you're driving. Thats the clutch move there.

[PapaBear]

Its all about pissing while you're driving. Thats the clutch move there.
You planning on kidnapping an astronaut any time soon?

[led37zep]

You planning on kidnapping an astronaut any time soon?

well they aren't gonna kidnap themselves!:innocent:

[A.J.]

No, but I think the people at Coors do.

[PapaBear]

No, but I think the people at Coors do.
http://www.edmunds.com/media/il/features/general/smokey.and.the.bandit/33.smokey.bandit.340.jpg

[Reynolds]

When I was younger, we had sleepovers at a friends house in the basement. There was no bathroom down there, but plenty of empty laundry detergent bottles. So we'd just piss in them and store them all in a separate room that didn't look like it was used for anything (It was a huge old house, part of the basement was a dirt floor, with stone walls) Anyway turns out the water heater was in there, and when the plumber came, he knocked one over, and the kid's mother went apeshit.

[sailor]

I love this thread.


I have not pissed into a bottle but I have seen people piss in one. Is that worse? Why was I watching someone piss into a bottle???

This will not answer this question but it's a gross story. When I was little my aunt from the Dominican Republic stayed over at our house. She was in her 60s. I would hear her pee at night (not in the bathroom) and then the sound of plates.

It turns out (i was the one who had the pleasure of finding this out) that she was peeing in our bowls (my cereal bowl!) and then just placing the bowl in the sink. Where it would tip over and spill onto the other dishes that were not yet washed.

It was the grossest thing I had ever seen. That had actually happened in our place. To my bowl, in OUR place. Ugh. I forgot that story till now. Gross.:wallbash:

kinda like bruce dern on big love who's always peeing into sinks.

http://z.about.com/d/tvdramas/1/0/s/8/biglove3.jpg

[cougarjake13]

i piss in all kinds of bottles... it depends on what i have on hand while im driving around all day

[MadMatt]

well they aren't gonna kidnap themselves!:innocent:

No, but I think the people at Coors do.

:lol::clap::lol:

Back-to-back killer posts! Nice!

:drunk:

[MadMatt]

I love this thread.


I have not pissed into a bottle but I have seen people piss in one. Is that worse? Why was I watching someone piss into a bottle???

This will not answer this question but it's a gross story. When I was little my aunt from the Dominican Republic stayed over at our house. She was in her 60s. I would hear her pee at night (not in the bathroom) and then the sound of plates.

It turns out (i was the one who had the pleasure of finding this out) that she was peeing in our bowls (my cereal bowl!) and then just placing the bowl in the sink. Where it would tip over and spill onto the other dishes that were not yet washed.

It was the grossest thing I had ever seen. That had actually happened in our place. To my bowl, in OUR place. Ugh. I forgot that story till now. Gross.:wallbash:

Whoa - that is really "strange." Do you have any idea WHY she was peeing in bowls? Was it because she was older and couldn't make it to the bathroom or was there some other "purpose" behind it?

I know that is a weird question, but I have heard that some religions see urine as "The Water of Life" and believe it has certain healing/mystical/religious properties.

And don't ask me to back that up - it's in the back of my head from college. And I think it was in an episode of CSI...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Nope....

That requires Aiming

Im all about peeing in Bushes and Urinals, No Aiming Required

:king:

[drjoek]

http://www.uncrate.com/men/images/dumb-dumber-dvd.jpg

Dumb and Dumber instantly came to mind when I saw this thread title

My kids favorite "old" movie

State Trooper: Pullover!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Lloyd: Yeah, killer boots man!
State Trooper: You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine?

[cupcakelove]

I really wish I could say no, and a 12 oz bottle would not have been big enough last time I did that.

[torker]

Never, but I have shit in a keg.

[Fezticle98]

Who am I, piss-bottle man?

No beer bottle, too small. Gatorade bottle better. Just don't let your German soccer coach pick it up, he won't understand.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

In college one of my roommates was friends with a bunch of guys who lived at the opposite end of the hallway from the bathroom. At night if they were too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom they'd pee in bottles. That in and of itself is pretty disgusting but what makes it even worse is that they NEVER EMPTIED THE BOTTLES.

[Hottub]

Nope. Never had to piss in a bottle. I would simply say "Pull the fucking car over now, or I'll piss in your backseat!"

Also, the slop sink in the basement was a God-Send!:flush:

[J.Clints]

Once I was pissing in a bottle and Missed and it went every were.

[drjoek]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1026512281693127582&q=TRAILER+PARK+BOYS+High+Definition+Piss+Jugs

One of my favorite download TV show is Trailer Park Boys

[SmallFry]

You must have an infant bladder, because I fill a lot more than one 12 oz bottle. I have done 32 oz easily.

Ain't that the truth. I've filled a 1 liter pepsi bottle before. 12oz would piss me off when it overflowed.

[JPMNICK]

I love this thread.


I have not pissed into a bottle but I have seen people piss in one. Is that worse? Why was I watching someone piss into a bottle???

This will not answer this question but it's a gross story. When I was little my aunt from the Dominican Republic stayed over at our house. She was in her 60s. I would hear her pee at night (not in the bathroom) and then the sound of plates.

It turns out (i was the one who had the pleasure of finding this out) that she was peeing in our bowls (my cereal bowl!) and then just placing the bowl in the sink. Where it would tip over and spill onto the other dishes that were not yet washed.

It was the grossest thing I had ever seen. That had actually happened in our place. To my bowl, in OUR place. Ugh. I forgot that story till now. Gross.:wallbash:

wow that is so gross. she didn't even wash it after?

[weekapaugjz]

one time in college a bunch of us went to a mets game in a limo. we were drinking a shitload and i ended up having to piss in one of the beer cans and dump it out in traffic in nj. i filled the can five times and had to pinch it off each time i dumped it out the window. quite painful. so whoever said a bladder holds 12 oz, i think its a little bit more than that, jim...

[JesterOfSadness]

I knew a kid who pissed in Coach McGuirk's canteen.

[King Imp]

You must have an infant bladder, because I fill a lot more than one 12 oz bottle. I have done 32 oz easily.
so whoever said a bladder holds 12 oz, i think its a little bit more than that, jim...

Looking back on it in a not so buzzed state, I realize I phrased it wrong. The 12 oz. was not for a completely full bladder that feels ready to explode, but one that just makes you realize that you have to go soon. Of course for a full bladder it would fill much more than that one bottle.

[Crispy123]

one time in college a bunch of us went to a mets game in a limo. we were drinking a shitload and i ended up having to piss in one of the beer cans and dump it out in traffic in nj. i filled the can five times and had to pinch it off each time i dumped it out the window. quite painful. so whoever said a bladder holds 12 oz, i think its a little bit more than that, jim...

I had a similar experience. One time in Brazil, I got three hookers to beat the shit out of me, call me names, and piss on me before we got into the "good" stuff. I will agree that these girls had more than 12oz in their bladder.

[Leticia]

wow that is so gross. she didn't even wash it after?

No she didn't wash it. She literaslly just poured it all over the dishes we had in the sink. Like all of our pots and pans and plates and cups.

Whoa - that is really "strange." Do you have any idea WHY she was peeing in bowls? Was it because she was older and couldn't make it to the bathroom or was there some other "purpose" behind it?

I know that is a weird question, but I have heard that some religions see urine as "The Water of Life" and believe it has certain healing/mystical/religious properties.

And don't ask me to back that up - it's in the back of my head from college. And I think it was in an episode of CSI...

No, I think that she just had trouble going to the bathroom. But it was a completely gross thing to do either way cause it was my fucking cereal bowl that I loved.It's not like it was impossible to make it too the bathroom. I think this was more work....

[undressa]

no I never have but thank u for asking:flush: