NY Hayseeds

[Fezticle98]

Look ma, a shark!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,295643,00.html

I smacka you face!

[Don Stugots]

i think those kids were JETS.

[JustJon]

I like how they had to open the article with the unrelated detail about the lifeguard's physique.

[Devo37]

that shark could have been a field scout for the impending land-shark army invasion. those shark-punching beach-bums are heroes in my book!

[JPMNICK]

I like how they had to open the article with the unrelated detail about the lifeguard's physique.

that was the 1st thing I noticed too. very odd opening sentence. maybe the reporter was looking for a date

[Hottub]

Anthony had a blast with this story, this morning.

[Crispy123]

Down here in Daytona Beach we are the shark bite capitol of the world. It makes surfing a hell of alot more interesting. There is something in the paper every week about someone getting bit. No one has died yet this year though...

[AJDELAWARE]

Down here in Daytona Beach we are the shark bite capitol of the world. It makes surfing a hell of alot more interesting. There is something in the paper every week about someone getting bit. No one has died yet this year though...

Well tell the surfers to take the steaks and filets out of their pockets before they hit the water.

[Zorro]

I grew up in the Rockaways and it is the hayseed capital of the Northeast.

[Dougie Brootal]

i blame the great whites.

[torker]

i blame the blacktips.

[badmonkey]

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[moochcassidy]

i blame the great whites.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[Dougie Brootal]

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/160/410099421_a27bb5d24c.jpg?v=0
thanks budday! but dont neglect torker's response:
i blame the blacktips.

[drjoek]

that was the 1st thing I noticed too. very odd opening sentence. maybe the reporter was looking for a date

It is Fox News

[AJDELAWARE]

"A chiseled lifeguard with a bulging veiny package, 6 pack abs glistening with sweat and salt water, wrapped his massive engorged biceps around the tender body of the shark"

[Zorro]

"A chiseled lifeguard with a bulging veiny package, 6 pack abs glistening with sweat and salt water, wrapped his massive engorged biceps around the tender body of the shark"

Thanks...now I have to go jerk off...