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Midkiff
09-06-2007, 05:18 AM
Sometime in the last two days Ron and Fez were talking about the presidential candidates. Ron said Fred Thompson wouldn't announce his candidacy the normal way. He said Thompson would go on Leno and announce it, and be another movie start president that people vote for just because he's a movie star.

Look who was on Leno last night! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070906/ap_on_el_pr/thompson2008)

Please God, don't let this cunt get elected.

Another link. (http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/09/06/thompson/index.html)

MadMatt
09-06-2007, 05:26 AM
Unfortunately, the Democrats aren't putting up any really good candidates. Thompson could be a possibility...

drjoek
09-06-2007, 05:28 AM
Id take him over Hillary

Midkiff
09-06-2007, 05:30 AM
Oh God, the hayseeds want Reagan 2.

ChrisTheCop
09-06-2007, 09:16 AM
Oh God, the hayseeds want Reagan 2.

Better than a Clinton 2.

foodcourtdruide
09-06-2007, 09:22 AM
Better than a Clinton 2.

I don't think I could disagree with this statement any more than I do.

Yerdaddy
09-06-2007, 10:10 AM
Oh God, the hayseeds want Reagan 2.

http://www.youknow-forkids.com/images/raisingarizona/raisingarizona91.jpg

I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House ... I dunno, they say he's a decent man, so ... maybe his advisers are confused.

FUNKMAN
09-06-2007, 10:11 AM
hopefully he spits out 6 mega million numbers soon...

Midkiff
09-06-2007, 10:44 AM
Better than a Clinton 2.

You're out of your damn mind.

ChrisTheCop
09-06-2007, 10:50 AM
I don't think I could disagree with this statement.



You're a damn handsome fellow and quite intelligent too. I hope you dont mind me saying so.

Aw, shucks guys. Thanks for the support.

By the way, if Thompson wins the nomination, Dave cant see Casey for a month.

Don Stugots
09-06-2007, 10:51 AM
Better than a Clinton 2.

i would take bill again over hillary.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-06-2007, 10:52 AM
We all know about Ronaldo

Now he can see in the Past and the Future

Ronaldo is a Multi Tasker


:king:

The Silencer
09-06-2007, 10:54 AM
lol:thumbup:

Team_Ramrod
09-06-2007, 12:20 PM
So, these elections you guys are talking about....

Are they for the Premier or Prime Minister?

I'm confused.

Furtherman
09-06-2007, 01:29 PM
I think his campaign slogan should be "Rack 'em, Stack 'em and Pack'em".

http://blogs.indiewire.com/jaredmoshe/archives/diehard2_08.jpg

cougarjake13
09-06-2007, 05:05 PM
I think his campaign slogan should be "Rack 'em, Stack 'em and Pack'em".

http://blogs.indiewire.com/jaredmoshe/archives/diehard2_08.jpg

i was thinking this could be his foreign policy

If you two wanna turn yourselves into a greasy spot out on a country road somewhere, go right ahead. I don't give a shit and I don't think anybody else does, but you two monkeys are not going to do it in my country.

You ever heard of a "Japanese Inspection?" Japanese Inpsection, you see, when the Japs take in a load of lettuce they're not sure they wanna let in the country, why they'll just let it sit there on the dock 'til they get good and ready to look at, But then of course, it's all gone rotten... ain't nothing left to inspect.

You see, lettuce is a perishable item... like you two monkeys. You trade paint one more time, you so much as touch, I'm gonna Black Flag the two of you, and tear apart your racecars for three-hundred laps. Then, if you pass inspection and you put your cars back together, I might let you back into the country

Kevin
09-06-2007, 06:17 PM
Better than a Clinton 2.

I don't think I could disagree with this statement any more than I do.

You're out of your damn mind.

Honestly, how can anyone not like Clinton.. I mean sure, he did some shady things with pardons and such.. But while he was in office, this country was never better.. Now i am not saying i want Hilary in the white house.. She and Bill are two totally different things.. I am not sure who the hell i want in the White House.. This is like a bad Free Agent class..If i had to pick right now, it would be Rudy.. But thats NY bias talking here.. or typing..

PapaBear
09-06-2007, 06:49 PM
Actually, Ron just keeps up with the news. It was announced a little while back that he'd be announcing on Leno. I like how they all have announcements about announcements now. It's like being "pre engaged".

ChrisTheCop
09-06-2007, 07:41 PM
Honestly, how can anyone not like Clinton.. I mean sure, he did some shady things with pardons and such.. But while he was in office, this country was never better..

You're out of your damn mind.

Looks like Midkiff is the real psychic around here.
How did he know Kevin would post that????

eerie.

Zorro
09-06-2007, 09:04 PM
i would take bill again over hillary.

Sounds like Larry Craig

Zorro
09-06-2007, 09:06 PM
Honestly, how can anyone not like Clinton.. I mean sure, he did some shady things with pardons and such.. But while he was in office, this country was never better.. Now i am not saying i want Hilary in the white house.. She and Bill are two totally different things.. I am not sure who the hell i want in the White House.. This is like a bad Free Agent class..If i had to pick right now, it would be Rudy.. But thats NY bias talking here.. or typing..

If you mean better by having sold out American workers with NAFTA and awarding favored nation status to China you're right on

KC2OSO
09-06-2007, 09:12 PM
Why can't we have a genius (non - tool) instead of a corporate pawn as president?
It is possible, right?
Simple question? Not expecting an answer, just rhetorical.

A.J.
09-07-2007, 02:28 AM
Should I call Ron for my free readin'?

King Hippos Bandaid
09-07-2007, 05:20 AM
Should I call Ron for my free readin'?

http://tulsatvmemories.com/imag2003/misscleo.jpg

Ron is Ms Cleo!!!!!!

:king:

keithy_19
09-08-2007, 12:44 PM
Why can't we have a genius (non - tool) instead of a corporate pawn as president?
It is possible, right?
Simple question? Not expecting an answer, just rhetorical.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/01/08/nsapce08a.jpg

Because his speeches wouldn't be nearly as good as a tools.

Though, terrorist would think we had a super genius robot calling the shots now. It'd scare the shit out of me if I were them.

S0S
09-09-2007, 12:10 AM
I don't know why he is running besides he can.

Yerdaddy
09-09-2007, 06:11 AM
Fred Thompson: Al Qaeda smoking ban pushed Iraqis to U.S. (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/2007/09/08/2007-09-08_fred_thompson_al_qaeda_smoking_ban_pushe.html?p rint=1)

SIOUX CITY, Iowa - Freshly minted GOP White House hopeful Fred Thompson puzzled Iowans yesterday by insisting an Al Qaeda smoking ban was one reason freedom-loving Iraqis bolted to the U.S. side.

"They said, 'You gotta quit smoking,'" Thompson explained to a questioner asking about progress in Iraq during a town hall-style meeting.

Thompson said the smoking ban and terror tactics Al Qaeda used to oppress women and intimidate local leaders pushed tribes in western Anbar Province to support U.S. troops.

But Thompson's tale of a smokers' revolt baffled some in the audience of about 150 who came to decide whether the former Tennessee senator is ready for prime time.

"I don't know what that was about," said Jim Moran, 72, who had driven from nearby McCook Lake, S.D.

I think we've got our next President.

midwestjeff
09-09-2007, 06:16 AM
I think we've got our next President.

I agree, Jim Moran sounds like just the guy America has been waiting for.

A.J.
09-09-2007, 06:30 AM
I agree, Jim Moran sounds like just the guy America has been waiting for.

Learn more about him (http://moran.house.gov/).