Your favorite vagin...

[IamFogHat]

...term?
Mine used to be snatch but I think it's been replaced by box.
How about you? What's your favorite word for that holiest of places?

[moochcassidy]

minge

[Judge Smails]

I think the term is holiest of hole-ies.

Vagin is good too . . . "Her vagin hang like sleeve of wiizard."

I'm gonna go with "the wound that never heals" though.

[Hottub]

I have nothing but the utmost respect for vaginas, and most of the women attached to them.

I will not stoop to call it any of your juvenile names.

[DolaMight]

Whiffle Bat holder

[Fake Ron Bennington]

Reason why I talk to you.

[Marc with a c]

reillyluck

[drjoek]

home

[DarkHippie]

cock wallet

[Gvac]

Tiny.

[Leticia]

Va jay jay.

[drusilla]

cum dumpster is a great one, but cooter is my favorite

[hunnerbun]

LOL..one of my business partners who is an esthetician...so she has done a few brazilians....calls it a ChoCho.

[sailor]

LOL..one of my business partners who is an esthetician...so she has done a few brazilians....calls it a ChoCho.

didn't know there were a lot of brazilians in manitoba.

[Hottub]

but seriously. you can share with us.

Dick Mitt.
Twat.
Batter Bowl.
Cooch.
Jizz Bucket.

[hunnerbun]

didn't know there were a lot of brazilians in manitoba.

Nice one sailor:clap:...I left that one wide open...

[IamPixie]

kitten...cause it's cuddly

[Fezticle98]

Pussy, when in mixed company.

Otherwise, gash, hatchet wound, cunt, or bearded clam.

[IamPixie]

Pussy, when in mixed company.

Otherwise, gash, hatchet wound, cunt, or bearded clam.

YOu men need to come up with some sexier words.

[Fezticle98]

YOu men need to come up with some sexier words.

What? I like pussy!

[Bulldogcakes]

Here's the Carlin list, pick one. (http://www.georgecarlin.com/dirty/femalegenitals.html) Its too long to post.

I kinda like "Hair Pie" and "Cookie".

[IamPixie]

What? I like pussy!

pussy is fine. the others...not so much. I'm gonna call penises veiny jizz poles from now on.

[Hottub]

How about dinner?

Because it's delicious.

[Bulldogcakes]

pussy is fine. the others...not so much. I'm gonna call penises veiny jizz poles from now on.

OK, lets try it out.

"Yeah baby! I love that bearded clam! Let me stick my veiny jizz pole in your hatchet wound!"


You're right, that's just awful. That just doesn't work at all.

[Fezticle98]

pussy is fine. the others...not so much. I'm gonna call penises veiny jizz poles from now on.

How about dinner?

Because it's delicious.

Call schlongs whatever you want, just don't call them late for dinner.

/hack

[Bulldogcakes]

A good one that nobody uses anymore is "Nookie".

It's like 'Naughty' and 'Cookie' boiled down into one fun and sexy little word.

[Hottub]

Alright. Serious mode for a minute.

What is the hang up with chicks and their vaginas? My first guess would be the mother telling them it is a filtty, dirty place.

OK, you just jogged 2 miles, clean it up. You are sitting on the sofa watching Big Brother? No need to shower, shave, douche and talc before serving. By the time you's are done, I'm on to other projects.
Give it a once over with a baby wipe and let us at it.

[IamPixie]

OK, you just jogged 2 miles, clean it up. You are sitting on the sofa watching Big Brother? No need to shower, shave, douche and talc before serving. By the time you's are done, I'm on to other projects.
Give it a once over with a baby wipe and let us at it.

:lol: I love your frankness

[OGC]

Here's the Carlin list, pick one. (http://www.georgecarlin.com/dirty/femalegenitals.html)Its too long to post.

I kinda like "Hair Pie" and "Cookie".


Why ?

FEMALE GENITALS

ACE OF SPADES
ADAM'S CAVE
ALTAR OF LOVE
BEARDED CLAM
BEAVER
BELLY ENTRANCE
BLACK BESS
BLUEBEARD'S CLOSET
BOX
BROWN MADAM
BULL'S EYE
BUNNY
BUSH
BUTTON HOLE
CABBAGE PATCH
CANAL
CANDLE HOLDER
CAT'S MEAT
CAVE OF HARMONY
CAVERN
CELLAR DOOR
CHOCHA
CLEFT
CLUTCH
COCKPIT
COOKIE
COOT
COOTCH
COOZE
COUPLER
CRACK
CRANNY
CREASE
CREVICE
CROTCH
CRUMPET
CUNNY
CUNT
DIMPLE
DmNE SCAR
DONUT
DRAIN
EEL-SKINNER
FISH TANK
FLYTRAP
FORT BUSHY
FRONT WINDOW
FUR
FURBOX
FURBURGER
FURROW
GAP
GAPER
GASH
GATE OF HEAVEN
GINCH
GINNY
GIRL-STREET
GOAT-MILKER
GRAVY-MAKER
GULLY-HOLE
HAIR
HAIRCOURT
HAIR PIE
HAPPY VALLEY
HARBOR OF HOPE
HATCH
HOG EYE
HOLE
HONEY-HIVE
HONEY-POT
HORSE COLLAR
HOT BOX
HOT SPOT
HOUSE UNDER THE HILL
IRISH FORTUNE
ITCHING JENNY
JACK NASTY-FACE
JAXY
JELLY-ROLL
Jl)ICE BOX
KEYHOLE
LADY JANE
LAMP OF LOVE
LAPLAND
LATHER-MAKER
LITTLE MARY
LOCKER
LONG-EYE
LOVE TUNNEL
LOWER LIPS
MAGPIE'S NEST
MAIN VEIN
MANHOLE
MARK OF THE BEAST
MEAT
MEAT GRINDER
MOM'S HOMEMADE SLIT PIE
MOUND
MOUNT PLEASANT
MOUSE
MOUTH-THAT- CANNOT-BITE
MUFF
NAF
NATURE'S TUFTED TREASURE
NEST
NICHE
NOOK
NOOKY
NOTCH
OAT-BIN
OLD MOSSYFACE
ORGAN GRINDER
OVEN
OYSTER CATCHER
PATCH
PELT
PENWIPER
PIE
PIECE
PIN CUSHION
PIPE CLEANER
PISS FLAPS
PIT
PLAYPEN
POCKET
POKE HOLE
POONTANG
POOR MAN'S BLESSING
PRICK PURSE
PUSSY
QUIFF
QUIM
QUIVER
ROSE
SCREW-HOLE
SLASH
SLIT
SLOT
SNAPPER
SNAPPIN' PUSSY
SNATCH
SNATCH-BOX
STANK
STEAM ROOM
STUFF
SOCKET
SPORTSMAN'S GAP
SUGAR BASIN
TAIL
TEMPLE OF LOW MEN
TOOL-CHEST
TOY SHOP
TREASURE CHEST
TRENCH
TRIANGLE
TRIM
TUBE
TUNA TACO
TUNNEL
TUNNEL OF LOVE
TWAT
TWEEZE
TWITCHER
VAG
VALLEY
VENUS HIGHWAY
VERTICAL SMILE
WET CAVE OF LUST
WOOLY-BOOGER
WORKS
YAWNIE
YUM-YUM

I prefer to just call it a hole. As in when I ask my wife "Can I use your hole tonight ? "

Maybe that's why I don't get laid too often.

[Hottub]

:lol: I love your frankness

Just a realist.
With a busy schedule!:laugh:

[Fezticle98]

Alright. Serious mode for a minute.

What is the hang up with chicks and their vaginas? My first guess would be the mother telling them it is a filtty, dirty place.

OK, you just jogged 2 miles, clean it up. You are sitting on the sofa watching Big Brother? No need to shower, shave, douche and talc before serving. By the time you's are done, I'm on to other projects.
Give it a once over with a baby wipe and let us at it.

Nice!

I refuse to sit idly by while Pixie badmouths pussy. :happy:

But seriously...how do i put this tastefully? I don't want it to have an unpleasant odor, but I don't think it's supposed to smell like flowers either.

[sailor]

Dick Mitt.
Twat.
Batter Bowl.
Cooch.
Jizz Bucket.

Nice one sailor:clap:...I left that one wide open...

nice. a reply to my original and revised posts. the original was there for like 20 seconds...quick fingers hottub! :)

[Ay Kay Forty2]

pink taco seems logical. Apparently there is a restaurant by the name of Pink Taco. Really popular. In Arizona, Calfornia, and Neveda.

I wonder if Hair Pies will check on as a children's pie shop franchise.

[ppanda]

2 of my favs- one of which is not on richg's list- update it budday..
#1 Penis fly trap
#2 - Gash
#3 hatchet wound

[Ay Kay Forty2]

2 of my favs- one of which is not on richg's list- update it budday..
#1 Penis fly trap
#2 - Gash
#3 hatchet wound

I think the first time I heard the vag being called Gash was this independent movie called LolliLove. Starred Pre-Office Jenna Fischer (Pam). movie was mockumentary style like Waiting for Guffman. Where a couple tried to make a charitable orgazation to give Homeless people lollipops with inspirational messages. And a crazy homeless guy threatened to "fuck (Jenna Fischer's) Gash".

good stuff

[OGC]

2 of my favs- one of which is not on richg's list- update it budday..
#1 Penis fly trap
#2 - Gash
#3 hatchet wound

I can't take credit for the list, I just wasted the space here by posting George Carlin's complete list that Bulldogcakes linked to.

Gash is on the list but I will see if I can get Gerorge to update his list to include your other 2

[Bulldogcakes]

FEMALE GENITALS

CABBAGE PATCH


Gives a whole (or hole) new meaning to these things, don't it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/04/business_top_10_christmas_toys/img/3.jpg


Bunch of pussies.

[Crispy123]

What a great idea for a thread. :thumbup: Cock Holster, Meat Curtains, and Kitty are some that I use in addition to the ones on the list.

[joethebartender]

I guess I'll beat Stugots to this one...

http://www.brooklynporkstore.com/LARGE_IMAGES/FM_bracciole.jpg

THE BRACCIOLE!

Love,
-Joe