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Judge Smails
09-08-2007, 08:50 AM
Let's assume that due to an intelligence failure on the alien homeworld they come to believe that we possess WMDs (Weapons of Milky-Way Destruction) and view us as a threat to their security. They send a fleet of star destroyers over and lay waste to our planet. It turns out that there were no WMDs afterall, and the intelligence that they had was simply about Nintendo working on the next generation Wii.

So, the mildly embarrassed aliens decide to bug out due to low approval ratings for the war back home. Meanwhile they have pretty much bombed our planet back to the dark ages. It will be hundreds and hundreds of years before we are able to work our way back to our current status. However, one of the aliens takes pity on you and offers to take you, and anyone willing to go with you, back to their planet.

So, here's the question: Do you stick it out with your fellow men here on the decimated earth (let's say there is no radioactivity) or do you go with the aliens? Once there you will live like a king and have everything you have now except that you'll pretty much be like a pet to them. Maybe they'll even put you in a zoo exhibit ala Twilight Zone.

Fat_Sunny
09-08-2007, 08:54 AM
Uh-Oh, Depending On How He Feels About Aliens, Grendel_Kahn May Find This Topic Offensive!

PS: This Topic Sounds Soooooooo Familiar. Is There Any Chance You Did It Earlier In The Year??

BoondockSaint
09-08-2007, 08:54 AM
So now you're saying that aliens are the way to go?

SatCam
09-08-2007, 08:55 AM
what do alien women look like?

Judge Smails
09-08-2007, 08:59 AM
what do alien women look like?

http://www.themakeupgallery.info/central/fantasy/alien/st/orion/vina5a.jpg

Except they have razor blades in their mouths and vaginas.



And in case you're wondering, they shit AIDS infected acid out of their assholes.

sailor
09-08-2007, 09:02 AM
so, you'll live like a king, but be in a cage. good concept, but it gets sloppy at times. and who cares what they shit out of their assholes?? women shit, um...shit out of their assholes, but you probably aren't coming anywhere near that, i hope. freak.

SatCam
09-08-2007, 09:04 AM
http://www.themakeupgallery.info/central/fantasy/alien/st/orion/vina5a.jpg

Except they have razor blades in their mouths and vaginas.



And in case you're wondering, they shit AIDS infected acid out of their assholes.

fuck it then im staying on earth

Crispy123
09-08-2007, 09:56 AM
Easy. Stay behind and "repopulate". Id be repopulating all day long. :smile::smile::smile:

Jimbo_NY75
09-08-2007, 10:05 AM
surely an advanced society wouldnt go to war just because their intelligence was wrong....that would be silly...

FUNKMAN
09-08-2007, 11:00 AM
i'm staying because

there is no place like home

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/11/21/Wizard_051121093613245_wideweb__300x282.jpg

sailor
09-08-2007, 01:36 PM
Uh-Oh, Depending On How He Feels About Aliens, Grendel_Kahn May Find This Topic Offensive!

PS: This Topic Sounds Soooooooo Familiar. Is There Any Chance You Did It Earlier In The Year??

nice avatar. you kids are so confusing me.