Which sickness would you rather have?

[RogerDornShortHops]

If you had to choose, which degenerative disease would you rather get?

A) Parkinson's

B) H.I.V.

If you choose H.I.V, you are allowed to have Magic Johnson money, allowing you to have the best, most up to date medications. Take note, Magic now claims that current blood tests do not show traces of the virus. Docs still think it's there, but an extremely weak strain of it, possibly too weak to pass to anyone else.

[MrPink]

HIV, I think I would still be able to have fun. Especially if I had Magic Johnson money.

[RogerDornShortHops]

You're also allowed the same type of money should you choose Parkinson's.

Unfortuanately, it does not look like it's helped out Michael J. Fox so far.

[cougarjake13]

If you had to choose, which degenerative disease would you rather get?

A) Parkinson's

B) H.I.V.

If you choose H.I.V, you are allowed to have Magic Johnson money, allowing you to have the best, most up to date medications. Take note, Magic now claims that current blood tests do not show traces of the virus. Docs still think it's there, but an extremely weak strain of it, possibly too weak to pass to anyone else.


once you add the magic johnson aspect to it how is there any choice ???

[RogerDornShortHops]

Because there is still a stigmatism to having H.I.V./AIDS. You're going to get a lot more sympathy for having Parkinson's. You'll be able to still get a ton of chicks. You're not getting laid if it's known you're carrying the HIV, no matter what $$ you have.

[RogerDornShortHops]

Also, Parkinson's has Alex P. Keaton as it's leading spokesman. If one major disease is getting cured in the near future, I'm putting my money on him.

[Fat_Sunny]

Wow, F_S Has Been Doing This Challenge For Many Years, Although It Was AIDS Vz. Alzheimers. Most People Choose AIDS Over Alzheimers, By The Way.

With AIDS And Alot Of Money You Can Hide The Fact That You Have It And Go On About Your Business. With Parkinson's, You Are Always Looking Shaky And Pathetic And People Feel Sorry For You. F_S Hates The Thought Of People Feeling Sorry For Him, So He'll Gladly Take The AIDS!

[lleeder]

I'll take Parkinsons and take up Craps.

[RogerDornShortHops]

Wow, F_S Has Been Doing This Challenge For Many Years, Although It Was AIDS Vz. Alzheimers. Most People Choose AIDS Over Alzheimers, By The Way.

With AIDS And Alot Of Money You Can Hide The Fact That You Have It And Go On About Your Business. With Parkinson's, You Are Always Looking Shaky And Pathetic And People Feel Sorry For You. F_S Hates The Thought Of People Feeling Sorry For Him, So He'll Gladly Take The AIDS!


My bad........as you can see, fairly new to the ronfez.net community. That's funny, because I had originally thought to do Parkinsons vs Alzeimers (based on a conversation at a recent wedding I attended).

What if a stipulation was that it was public knowledge (As with Magic and Marty)?

[Fat_Sunny]

My bad........as you can see, fairly new to the ronfez.net community. That's funny, because I had originally thought to do Parkinsons vs Alzeimers (based on a conversation at a recent wedding I attended).

What if a stipulation was that it was public knowledge (As with Magic and Marty)?

Oh No, Not To Worry Roger!

F_S Meant That He Does This Challenge In Real Life With Real Human People That He Knows, Not Here On RonFez.Net...So Continue To Ask Away! The Topic Is All Yours!

[epo]

This thread has Mod Quote written all over it.

[Ay Kay Forty2]

I'd have to go with Parkinson's Disease. You'd be the life of the party. You'd be dancing even though their is no music playing.

[keithy_19]

HIV.

Having a disease in the same category as parkinsons with several symptoms being the same, I'd definately go with HIV.

[Leticia]

My bad........as you can see, fairly new to the ronfez.net community. That's funny, because I had originally thought to do Parkinsons vs Alzeimers (based on a conversation at a recent wedding I attended).

What if a stipulation was that it was public knowledge (As with Magic and Marty)?

......

was it a depressing wedding?? :unsure:

jk

[torker]

I'll see your diabetes and raise you two stents.

[RogerDornShortHops]

......

was it a depressing wedding?? :unsure:

jk

Great wedding, I just have twisted friends (think a lot of us here could relate to that)!

[lleeder]

......

was it a depressing wedding?? :unsure:

jk

It was an elderly couple getting married and he said which one is worse off.

[Garyisajoke]

HIV. I've always wanted to do that "Welcome to the Wonderful World of AIDS" thing.

[buzzard]

I've seen Parkinson's I'd opt for the HIV,what a fucked-up choice to have to make...I'd imagine,aside from the disease itself the biggest problem with friends and family and in here would be when asked how you got it would having to say repeatedly to everybody No,I'm Not a butt-pirate..or a sword-swallower! as they give you that sure yer not look:dry:

[cougarjake13]

Because there is still a stigmatism to having H.I.V./AIDS. You're going to get a lot more sympathy for having Parkinson's. You'll be able to still get a ton of chicks. You're not getting laid if it's known you're carrying the HIV, no matter what $$ you have.

fuck it who cares

i never been a major sex fiend anyway, i'll just jack it every now and again, not shake all over the fucking place and have all that money

[citymedic27]

I'll see your diabetes and raise you two stents.

i'll see your two stent......and raise you a quad drupal bypass.

[Kris10]

I can't decide, they both suck. Surprise me!

[RogerDornShortHops]

I can't decide, they both suck. Surprise me!

I can't explain it, but it's tough to get ga-ga over a chick with the HIV, so you get Parkinsons.

[Fat_Sunny]

I can't explain it, but it's tough to get ga-ga over a chick with the HIV, so you get Parkinsons.

That, Plus A Gal Who Can Vibrate In Bed Is A Huge Plus!

[narc]

I've never seen such a thread so rife with potential humor put into the no jokes forum.
What a waste.

[RogerDornShortHops]

I've never seen such a thread so rife with potential humor put into the no jokes forum.
What a waste.

Yeah, that's my fault. Still novice to the message boards. It was my first thread and I shit the bed with the forum selection. I debated it w/ myself for a good 3-4 minutes too. Anyway MikeyBoy could transfer it to a forum more appropriate?

[ralphbxny]

My family gets parkinsons late after 60, so I may get the parkinsons. I will let you know what its like in 30 years!

[narc]

Yeah, that's my fault. Still novice to the message boards. It was my first thread and I shit the bed with the forum selection. I debated it w/ myself for a good 3-4 minutes too. Anyway MikeyBoy could transfer it to a forum more appropriate?

naw it's okay. Don't beat yourself up.

[RogerDornShortHops]

Stupid! I'm so stupid!! (smacking myself in the head)