VMA's

[angrymissy]

MTV VMA's are tonight

They have sucked hard for years but I am lame and want to see if Britney Spears flops or what.

She is the definition of a hot mess lately.

[Fallon]

I'll be DVR'n it. Hopefully will find a few minutes of worthy viewing. Hope Rhianna performs.

[Judge Smails]

I was reading an article about this in some mag. First off they said they were only running it once, not like five times a day for the next six months like previous years. Since I'll be watching the Giants game tonight I'm going to make sure to DVR it so I won't miss a second of Spears' comeback/potential career ending flameout. Also, they said it's not going to be a standard award set-up but is supposed take place throughout the Palms Casino. So, potentially someone could wind up getting an award while sitting at a blackjack table. This has the potential of being a horrible abortion of a show.

[lleeder]

That sucks I guess I can't watch 15 episodes of Parental Control tonight.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i looked at the nominees. the only thing nominated that i wouldnt immediately turn off on the radio is "The white stripes". Everything else is complete garbage. I guess thats getting older...

[Tall_James]

MTV VMA's are tonight

They have sucked hard for years but I am lame and want to see if Britney Spears flops or what.

She is the definition of a mess lately.

Fixed it for you. Don't know how the word "hot" managed to get its way in there.

[reillyluck]

It starts at 8, right?

[LiddyRules]

It starts at 8, right? pre-show at 8. show-show at 9. (I'm talking in EST.)

[Tenbatsuzen]

When did John Norris turn into Perez Hulton?

This is just been an abortion so far. Really.

[Tenbatsuzen]

What I'm hoping for, although it'll never happen, with Justin Timberlake being there, that he walks out mid-Britney-performance and turns it into the biggest, most public intervention ever.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Holy SHIT Nelly Furtado is fucked up.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

When did John Norris turn into Perez Hulton?

This is just been an abortion so far. Really.

Agreed 50 yr old guys trying to look 25 is pathetic. I wonder if they will wheel out Kurt Loder

[Tenbatsuzen]

Agreed 50 yr old guys trying to look 25 is pathetic. I wonder if they will wheel out Kurt Loder

Loder, sanctimonious prick that he is, doesn't try to act younger than he does. Norris, on the other hand, is dressing WAYYYY too younger than he should be. (Which is very, very hard for guys to do) The dyed hair just looks ridiculous.


I have to wonder - how does Norris still have a job? He's got to have the longest tenure there outside of Loder, and he was one of the originals of the station.

[LiddyRules]

You can see the dumb in Jennifer Hudson's eyes.

Alias looks good.

[TheGameHHH]

its football night but with that being said im catching Britney's opening performance. first so i can laugh and second so i can further harbor feelings of pure hatred toward that douche Chris Angel.

[Tenbatsuzen]

The Blue Contacts are freaky hot... but she should not be wearing that outfit.

[LiddyRules]

This is so unsexy. Like it's supposed to be sexy but it's not.

The Blue Contacts are freaky hot... but she should not be wearing that outfit. I knew it! I just wasn't sure if I was imagining it.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I thought she was going to pick it up.

She's obviously not.

Trainwreck of the year. There is no saving this.

[torker]

good job anna nicole

[Don Stugots]

she sucked the fat ass. she was like a piece of wood.

[TheGameHHH]

Oh my god!!!!!!! that was horrible

[Fallon]

I lied, I'm watching it live and holy shit Britney has zero energy and is dancing like a untalented stripper.

It's over Johnny.

[Tenbatsuzen]

She is not dancing.

She is not lipsynching.

It's like a bad high school production.

I mean, the thing about Britney was she gave a good performance by dancing.

This is horrific.

[LiddyRules]

I thought she was going to pick it up.

She's obviously not.

Trainwreck of the year. There is no saving this. I thought it was going to pick up, like it was going to kick into high but it just remained the same.

She's just awkwardly walking around and occasional arm movements in a slow, unsure fashion. And I did think they said something about Chris Angel and mirrors. Or was that just on The Soup?

[Fallon]

Sarah is the fucking best.

[reillyluck]

worst.

performance.

ever.

seriously.
:wallbash:

[jax]

That poor mess she fuckin sucked

[Marc with a c]

i thought she was going to do pussy noises

[Tenbatsuzen]

BTW, when they do long shots like that in television production, it's a cheat not to show you what's going on.

Wow... and Sarah Silverman follows it up with awful comedy. Click to the Giants game, tell me when Foo Fighters perform.

[Tall_James]

Wow. That was awful. Way to step it up.

[Marc with a c]

and fuck you guys for making me watch this

[angrymissy]

Her career is over. What a stiff, boring performance.

Jeff is angry that I even insisted on running upstairs to watch, but I could not resist, and it was worth it. Wow. At least they did a good job on her makeup

[reillyluck]

i thought she was going to do pussy noises

so that wasnt what she was lipsynching to?

[Tenbatsuzen]

I thought it was going to pick up, like it was going to kick into high but it just remained the same.

She's just awkwardly walking around and occasional arm movements in a slow, unsure fashion. And I did think they said something about Chris Angel and mirrors. Or was that just on The Soup?

It was literally like watching an O&A bit where Stalker Patti tries to be sexy. Who the FUCK thought this was gonna be a good idea?

[angrymissy]

I thought it was going to pick up, like it was going to kick into high but it just remained the same.

She's just awkwardly walking around and occasional arm movements in a slow, unsure fashion. And I did think they said something about Chris Angel and mirrors. Or was that just on The Soup?

About halfway in I was thinking "AHHHH This must be a gimmick! All of a sudden there is going to be all this magic Cris Angel shit and shes going to start REALLY dancing." Guess I was wrong.

The crowd shots were funny.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Seriously, I've seen drunken girls at Karaoke dance better than Britney.

[Don Stugots]

WOW, Mrs. Keys looks great.

Sarah Silverman is going down in flames.

[torker]

We now rejoin Iron Chef America already in progress.

[Tenbatsuzen]

About halfway in I was thinking "AHHHH This must be a gimmick! All of a sudden there is going to be all this magic Cris Angel shit and shes going to start REALLY dancing." Guess I was wrong.

The crowd shots were funny.

Fifty's "WTF" look was priceless.

[angrymissy]

She was almost doing my patented drunk bar dance that Jeff makes fun of.

SHE WASN'T EVEN LIP SYNCING RIGHT

[TheGameHHH]

About halfway in I was thinking "AHHHH This must be a gimmick! All of a sudden there is going to be all this magic Cris Angel shit and shes going to start REALLY dancing." Guess I was wrong.

The crowd shots were funny.

yea the best was the crowds shot, they peaked over a 50 Cent and im pretty sure i actually heard him thinking, 'what the fuck is this white bitch doing up there?'

[Tenbatsuzen]

WOW, Mrs. Keys looks great.

Sarah Silverman is going down in flames.

Rihanna brought the hotness tonight.

[reillyluck]

Rihanna brought the hotness tonight.

did you see her giggling at britney spears with her home girl? That made my day.

[LiddyRules]

There is something about that Billy Zane looking mother fucker who is the lead singer of Fall Out Boy that just makes me want to beat him to a bloody pulp and I don't know why.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Seriously, I've seen drunken girls at Karaoke dance better than Britney.

She was almost doing my patented drunk bar dance that Jeff makes fun of.




Coincidentally, that was the joke I was going for before I decided to generalize it...

[angrymissy]

I'm not watching the rest live. I need at least an hour of DVR "Buffer" so I can fast forward through all the garbage.

[Bossanova]

Why am I a 29 year old male who is high and drinking watching this over the foortball game?

[lleeder]

BTW, when they do long shots like that in television production, it's a cheat not to show you what's going on.

Wow... and Sarah Silverman follows it up with awful comedy. Click to the Giants game, tell me when Foo Fighters perform.

I agree completely she was really stiff and awkward. Britney sucked too.

[BoondockSaint]

this is why i'm hot.

[Don Stugots]

i am in sensory overload from the list of nominees.

Rihanna is hot as hell.

Kanya is dressed like Urkel. ass.

[Bossanova]

I hate this fuck

[torker]

Why am I a 41 year old male who is high and drinking watching this over the foortball game?

Bop! Now it's mine.

[Bossanova]

Bop! Now it's mine.

HA! nicey nice

[mdr55]

Holy SHIT Nelly Furtado is fucked up.

Elaborate more please. What does that mean???

[Coxtie Green]

She danced like she had a gut full of bratwurst and Mr. Pibb....

....and a nose full of coke.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Elaborate more please. What does that mean???

During the pre-game show, she was hyper-giggly drunk when she was being interviewed.

[Don Stugots]

quadruple threat award? what fucking stupid shit is that?

[Bossanova]

She danced like she had a gut full of bratwurst and Mr. Pibb....

....and a nose full of coke.

You just made it sound really hot

[Don Stugots]

challenge MTV to play more videos! NEVER HAPPEN!

[Tall_James]

best week ever's take: (http://www.bestweekever.tv/)
9:00 - It’s Britney Bitch! No. Actually, it’s some chunky soccer mom who’s pooped out a couple of kids but is wearing a glitter bikini anyway, stumbling around the stage, lip-synching a little, but otherwise utterly f*cking confused about what, exactly, she’s supposed to be doing right now. This is sad, like someone doing Karaoke who just forgot the lyrics and isn’t really sure what they’re supposed to be doing. The cutaway shots to the celebs in the crowd are only making this more painful to watch. Britney’s back, bitch! Or not really.

[Fallon]

I'm tapping out. This is so horribly put together, the nominee announcements are unwatchable.

I have no idea what is going on with all the short live performances.

[Bossanova]

I'm tapping out. This is so horribly put together, the nominee announcements are unwatchable.

I have no idea what is going on with all the short live performances.

MTV is actually sparing you the garbage by only playing the hooks

[Tenbatsuzen]

best week ever's take: (http://www.bestweekever.tv/)
9:00 - It’s Britney Bitch! No. Actually, it’s some chunky soccer mom who’s pooped out a couple of kids but is wearing a glitter bikini anyway, stumbling around the stage, lip-synching a little, but otherwise utterly f*cking confused about what, exactly, she’s supposed to be doing right now. This is sad, like someone doing Karaoke who just forgot the lyrics and isn’t really sure what they’re supposed to be doing. The cutaway shots to the celebs in the crowd are only making this more painful to watch. Britney’s back, bitch! Or not really.

They actually showed Christian Finnegan in the audience during her performance with an ear-to-ear grin on his face.

[Coxtie Green]

I'm tapping out. This is so horribly put together, the nominee announcements are unwatchable.

I have no idea what is going on with all the short live performances.

I agree...it's bad. Uncomfortably bad.

It's soo bad that I must keep watching.

[torker]

So gay.

[Don Stugots]

this fake 50/kanye fued is pure bullshit. HELLO THE TWO OF YOU ARE NOT BIGGIE AND TUPAC.

[torker]

They look like it takes effort to make thier lips meet.

[angrymissy]

With every passing year the VMA's make me feel older and older. The show looks confusing and ridiculous to me and I'm sure the damned kids love it. UGH.

[Bossanova]

With every passing year the VMA's make me feel older and older. The show looks confusing and ridiculous to me and I'm sure the damned kids love it. UGH.

I couldn't have said it better

[Coxtie Green]

Did Beyonce's titty just fall out?

[Don Stugots]

Beyonce looks like shit. she is wearing a bed sheet. the only good thing about it is that i think i can see nipple.

[LiddyRules]

Friendly Reminder: Curb Your Enthusiasm begins in 25 minutes.

[Marc with a c]

With every passing year the VMA's make me feel older and older. The show looks confusing and ridiculous to me and I'm sure the damned kids love it. UGH.

why dont you jeff and pronto go take pictures of each other in your underwear?

[angrymissy]

why dont you jeff and pronto go take pictures of each other in your underwear?

Is that what the hip young kids are doing now a days? Where's my cane??

ps pronto doesn't EVEN wear underwear (duh)

[Tenbatsuzen]

With every passing year the VMA's make me feel older and older. The show looks confusing and ridiculous to me and I'm sure the damned kids love it. UGH.

Welcome to my world. I tapped out about three years ago when I couldn't recognize more than half the acts. The best part is that most of the acts I hadn't heard of are no longer around.

[Don Stugots]

why dont you jeff and pronto go take pictures of each other in your underwear?

i got 50 bucks for to see those pics.

[Marc with a c]

chris brown so wants to be justin timberlake

[LiddyRules]

I really don't get this guy dancing to music for some reason. It just seems there.

Oh great, the Hills Girls, just another example of why I hate society. When I was growing up, MTV had Beavis and Butt-Head and David Wain to look up to. Now they have, The Hills Girls.

[Tenbatsuzen]

chris brown so wants to be justin timberlake

White? And have 10-year long career?

[Don Stugots]

is this song about the soup man?

[Marc with a c]

White? And have 10-year long career?

be michael jackson.

[Tenbatsuzen]

be michael jackson.

White? And have a 10 year long career?

[Bossanova]

be michael jackson.

I thought you wanted to be Michael Jackson

[Marc with a c]

timbaland has back of neck rolls that look like hot dogs.

[Don Stugots]

wow, justin just pissed on MTV, while their cunty stars were on stage. good for him.

[Marc with a c]

i cant take this embarassingly bad television. i'm going to vh1 to watch the pick up artist.

[Don Stugots]

i cant take this embarassingly bad television. i'm going to vh1 to watch the pick up artist.

post of the day.

[Bossanova]

can someone tell this whore she is washed up

[Tenbatsuzen]

can someone tell this whore she is washed up

Pam anderson?

[Tall_James]

I'm watching something more vastly entertaining...

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/catjuggling.gif

[Captain Rooster]

OK ... so, I have to jump in here ... Britney gave me a flashbackback to the night my aunt Clara had a few too many Gin and Tonics and began a stiptease for uncle Pete. Lady ... hang up the bikini and buy a moo-moo ... NOW!

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1568788&vid=173440

[Bossanova]

Alicia Keys has a frumpy ass

[Fallon]

Alicia Keys has a frumpy ass

And this song is god awful.

Damn football going to commercial.

[LiddyRules]

Is there a reason they just figure not to play people's full performances? Or is music just basically those minute-and-a-half TRL clips now? Which, according to Opie, is the way music should be.

[Fallon]

Is there a reason they just figure not to play people's full performances? Or is music just basically those minute-and-a-half TRL clips now? Which, according to Opie, is the way music should be.

I guess we'll just have to hear it on rhapsody.com.

[Bossanova]

Is there a reason they just figure not to play people's full performances? Or is music just basically those minute-and-a-half TRL clips now? Which, according to Opie, is the way music should be.

Well being that Opie is a 40 year old trying to fit into an MTV generation, yes thats what they want. MTV is garbage

[Coxtie Green]

Miss Teen South Carolina....this stinks of desperation:flush:.

[Judge Smails]

I'm still watching the game. So, I guess it's safe to say that I was right in my prediction of an abortion and that I shouldn't bother watching the recording of this, huh?

[Coxtie Green]

I wish I could tell you to watch it for the unintentional comedy....but that would be a lie. Just delete it and move on.

[badorties]

just an awful smiths cover ...

[Coxtie Green]

Dre is JUICED!!!

[Bossanova]

Dre is JUICED!!!

I just said, whats up with buff Dre

[Coxtie Green]

ok...what did I miss between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee???

[Fallon]

ok...what did I miss between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee???

Pams taint?

[LiddyRules]

ok...what did I miss between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee??? A suck contest?

[torker]

ok...what did I miss between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee???

Hep C.

[JPMNICK]

ok...what did I miss between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee???

them sniffing each others fingers?

[JPMNICK]

ok...what did I miss between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee???

a combined IQ of 45

[LiddyRules]

So that was worth going over? What was that? Why was that impressive?

[Fallon]

Wow, that sure ended with a thud.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Hep C.

Wow, I was giving Fallon kudos for his line, but you just hit a grand slam.

[Dash77]

The whole show sucked, and how could Rainnia win for that stupid song Umbrella it's just the worst

[Fallon]

The whole show sucked, and how could Rainnia win for that stupid song Umbrella it's just the worst

She sings too?
http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/7547/tiz3lvyf1lrihannaarriviib8.jpg

[Dash77]

She sings too?
http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/7547/tiz3lvyf1lrihannaarriviib8.jpg

she tries

[Marc with a c]

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/7547/tiz3lvyf1lrihannaarriviib8.jpg

i'm having a hard time not looking at her breasts.

[torker]

She sings too?
http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/7547/tiz3lvyf1lrihannaarriviib8.jpg

They are a musical people.:banning:

[Fallon]

i'm having a hard time not looking at her breasts.

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[GreatAmericanZero]

i didnt watch a second of the VMAs last night, but i just saw britneys performance on youtube this morning. Since thats all anyones talking about, i feel like i got my moneys worth. Anyway, yeah Britney's performance was brilliantly clusterfuckian. Can't wait to what she does next!

[AJDELAWARE]

i didnt watch a second of the VMAs last night, but i just saw britneys performance on youtube this morning. Since thats all anyones talking about, i feel like i got my moneys worth. Anyway, yeah Britney's performance was brilliantly clusterfuckian. Can't wait to what she does next!

Was there anything insane involved? I mean did she do coke off a dancer and then throw her children head first into the crowd while pissing all over the stage?

[drjoek]

Was there anything insane involved? I mean did she do coke off a dancer and then throw her children head first into the crowd while pissing all over the stage?

gg allin is dead
long live britney

[SpicyMcHaggis]

No wonder they said they wouldn't show repeats of this show. What a waste of time. Good for Justin for challenging MTV to play videos. Bout time someone said it.

[grlNIN]

I just watched Britney's "performance" on YouTube.

All she is basically doing for 3 minutes is walking back and forth across stage whilst jiggling her bloated tummy and squeezing her sloppy boobs.

I wonder if the limited movement and dancing has to do with the wig?

[angrymissy]

Now all over the blog sites (I have no life) the official excuse from Britneys people is that she heard Sarah Silervermans act and was upset/pissed off because she was making fun of her children, and thats why her act sucked.

[drjoek]

Now Im curious anyone have a link to her VMA performance. I cant find one

THANKS

[AJDELAWARE]

Did she really expect to have a comedian host and not get made fun of for her lunacy the past year or 2?

[grlNIN]

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[angrymissy]

I just watched Britney's "performance" on YouTube.

All she is basically doing for 3 minutes is walking back and forth across stage whilst jiggling her bloated tummy and squeezing her sloppy boobs.

I wonder if the limited movement and dancing has to do with the wig?

Her hair would look a million times better if it was a wig. She has really shitty hair extensions. You can see where they start, she doesn't really have enough hair to support them but they're in there anyway. At least with a wig, they could glue that shit onto her head and you wouldn't see that nasty hair extension line where it looks like she didn't comb her hair. Thats why she is always wearing those stupid hats.

I bet if she had come out with her natural hair it would have been a huge deal and people would be praising her and shit... she should just quit with the hair extensions and get a pixie cut.

[AJDELAWARE]

Jesus she looks so awkward and out of place.

[grlNIN]

So even with the best quality hair extensions she still has skanky Staten island hair.

I don't get this 'tard.

[drjoek]

What a Fucking train wreck:thumbdown::flush:

[JimBeam]

I was flipping back between Law & Order CI, the football game and eventaully Curb Your Enthusiasm and all I saw was nonsense ( which in all honesty is what I expected to see ).

The one thing I came away with is that it seemed to me that there were an awful lot of people there, and in plain site, that had no business being anywhere as this isn't 1998 ( when most of them had their brief stints ).

Puff Daddy, Kid Rock, Nelly and Pam Anderson ???????????

These 4 couldn't be any less relevant right now than a Polaroid camera.

I didn't see but 30 seconds of Spears' performance but did Criss Angel even do whatever it was he was supposed to do ?

This whole thing about Spears being pissed about Silverman's monolouge just reaks of after the fact excuses.

What comedian would tip their hand on what was gonna be said before their performance ? Especially if it was at somebody expense in the immediate area.

I didn't think Silverman was that funny, and actually I never did, but I did like that she was mocking those 2 tramps w/ them right there.

Her awkwards pauses while trying to figure out what to say were painful though. maybe that's part of her bit but I'm pretty sure that much deadair isn't considered good for any show regardless of how much it sucks anyway.

So many points to make but I need to take a break before I lose my train of thought.

Oh and whoever made that statement about that Fall Out Boy doofus is so on point.

I would enjoy watching him get mauled by a pack of dogs.

What a total poser douche.

Everytime I've had the misfortune of seeing that jack-wad he's got on that same get-up.

Is that his uniform or something ?

Is he going for the Duckey from Pretty In Pink look ?

He's very edgy. I dig it.

[JackStraw]

The best thing about this years VMA's is that they are only showing it once (good decision MTV). They tried to do the smart thing by highlighting the party atmosphere as opposed to the terrible music becuase that's all that anyone cares about anymore but they still couldn't pull it off. It looked like the people at the party's/concerts in the suites were having such a better time then the ones at the show.
Also, I am so tired of these "rock"/this decades' boy bands that all look like total clones of eachother in their painfully skinny jeans and Duck shoes ala Pretty In Pink, can't anyone be original anymore. Jeez.

[AJDELAWARE]

The best thing about this years VMA's is that they are only showing it once (good decision MTV). They tried to do the smart thing by highlighting the party atmosphere as opposed to the terrible music becuase that's all that anyone cares about anymore but they still couldn't pull it off. It looked like the people at the party's/concerts in the suites were having such a better time then the ones at the show.
Also, I am so tired of these "rock"/this decades' boy bands that all look like total clones of eachother in their painfully skinny jeans and Duck shoes ala Pretty In Pink, can't anyone be original anymore. Jeez.

They are showing the original once, but they are showing a variety of REMIXES.

[JPMNICK]

Britney was obviously high on some pills. hence her moving so slow and out of sync. she must have been nervous about performing and got all doped up. if you watch the youtube video of her pre performace she was better.

[JimBeam]

According to my 2nd fave web site Tub Spears flashed her hatchet wound again last night :

NSFW :

http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=2863&photo_key=4239

[ralphbxny]

No shock there

[LiddyRules]

One of many Britney explanations: http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20053775_20055600,00.html

Pay very careful attention to the final paragraph.

[drusilla]

i just saw her performance. i don't think it's possible to have less energy on stage than she did last night. i think she's on something & i'm really surprised that i haven't seen that said anywhere. i also heard that sarah silverman didn't rehearse her monologue the night before, so there was no way britney could have heard the comments before her performance.


& ron was right how he was talking about the palms being "the cool place to be" in vegas, but i don't get it. the place is fucking gross. you can feel the sleaze hit you the second you walk through its doors. i was staying somewhere on the strip & decided to check out the palms to see what all the fuss was about. dude, it was fucking ghetto. not a good time. i don't think i'd ever stay there by choice.

[JPMNICK]

i just saw her performance. i don't think it's possible to have less energy on stage than she did last night. i think she's on something & i'm really surprised that i haven't seen that said anywhere. i also heard that sarah silverman didn't rehearse her monologue the night before, so there was no way britney could have heard the comments before her performance.


& ron was right how he was talking about the palms being "the cool place to be" in vegas, but i don't get it. the place is fucking gross. you can feel the sleaze hit you the second you walk through its doors. i was staying somewhere on the strip & decided to check out the palms to see what all the fuss was about. dude, it was fucking ghetto. not a good time. i don't think i'd ever stay there by choice.

and it is off the strip right?

[Reephdweller]

This clusterfuck couldn't end properly without a fresh new crop of Brit's pussy on display for all the see....

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/aexcl_britney_spears3_wenn1.jpg

NSFW Uncensored pics...
http://perezhilton.com/?p=5363#more-5363

[JPMNICK]

someone needs to screen cap sarah silvermans face doing the impression of Britney's pussy

[Fallon]

someone needs to screen cap sarah silvermans face doing the impression of Britney's pussy

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/sillllverman.jpg

[JPMNICK]

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/sillllverman.jpg

wow that was quick! that was the only laugh i got from her set

[Fallon]

wow that was quick!

That's what she said!



Dammit, burned my self.

[Poochie]

HEY! They took down all the videos..i was looking forward to seeing this mess.

[Reephdweller]

someone needs to screen cap sarah silvermans face doing the impression of Britney's pussy

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070910/britney%20spears%20vmas%20no%20underwear/t/idlyitw%20sarah%20002banner.jpg

[Hottub]

That may be the funniest thing I've ever seen!

Now I want oral from Sarah Silverman in the worst way.

[grlNIN]

wow that was quick! that was the only laugh i got from her set

What?

I cackled when she did the Amy Winehouse bit, TWICE. And calling Madonna a python was really funny too, i just dont think anyone wanted to openly laugh at her.

[drusilla]

and it is off the strip right?

yup. the hard rock is too, but i would stay there again easily.


http://www.vegashotelpools.com/images/las-vegas-strip-hotel-map.gif

[Tall_James]

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[Furtherman]

Wow. I'd rather watch that guy making out with the goat video then ever seeing something like that again.

[IamPixie]

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/brit.jpg

I just wanted to post this pic cause it's truely unflattering.

[JimBeam]

What were the lines Silverman used about Winehouse and Madonna ?

[JPMNICK]

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/brit.jpg

I just wanted to post this pic cause it's truely unflattering.

that is the worst photoshop ever.

[IamPixie]

that is the worst photoshop ever.

I'm not sure that it is. But whatever.

[AJDELAWARE]

I'm not sure that it is. But whatever.

I dont know, the head to body proportion is way off.

Also, you can see the distortion on the wall behind her where they used the bloat/liquify tool on her gut, arms and legs. Straight cross hatch all the way down, until you get there, and then its curved, the same way her gut is.

[TheMojoPin]

I'm not sure that it is. But whatever.

Seriously? Look at her noggin. Unless she's Zippy the Pinhead and a completey different tint of colors from the shoulders up, I think it's safe to say that it's super-fake.

[Tall_James]

Seriously? Look at her noggin. Unless she's Zippy the Pinhead and a completey different tint of colors from the shoulders up, I think it's safe to say that it's super-fake.

No, I agree with Pixie. And the proof is in this pic taken of her earlier in the year...

http://www.doorfromhell.com/thelair/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/9.jpg

[IamPixie]

whatever

[TheMojoPin]

Wow, I actually guffawed.

[Fezticle98]

I enjoyed the Britney trainwreck. I'm pretty sure MTV set it up hoping it would fail.

[mikeyboy]

whatever

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[Furtherman]

HA! Not only is that song a one-hit wonder, that's a one-week wonder.

[grlNIN]

What were the lines Silverman used about Winehouse and Madonna ?

Something to along the lines of "Just think a year ago she(Britney) was this sweet, innocent girl up here in slutty clothes writhing around with a python....yeah that's not nice, Madonna's not a python."

And if Winehouse isn't jewish "someone should tell her face".

Just watch the video,

[JimBeam]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The Winehouse line was pretty good even out of the moment.

[angrymissy]

haha, it seems that a lot of people hate that Fall Out Boy guy too:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wentz

1. wentz

Replacement of any insult in the English language: idiot, moron, dumbass, jerk, douche, shithead, etc. Unflattering reference to Pete Wentz, bassist of Fall Out Boy. Coined by posters at the popular blog The Hater, featured on The Onion AV Club.

"Oh my god, Sarah, you forgot to do the homework *again*? You're such a Wentz."

Can also be a verb ("He really Wentzed it up this time!") or an adjective ("That girl is such a Wentz-face!").

[LiddyRules]

haha, it seems that a lot of people hate that Fall Out Boy guy too:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wentz

1. wentz

Replacement of any insult in the English language: idiot, moron, dumbass, jerk, douche, shithead, etc. Unflattering reference to Pete Wentz, bassist of Fall Out Boy. Coined by posters at the popular blog The Hater, featured on The Onion AV Club.

"Oh my god, Sarah, you forgot to do the homework *again*? You're such a Wentz."

Can also be a verb ("He really Wentzed it up this time!") or an adjective ("That girl is such a Wentz-face!"). I am so glad. There is something about his face that makes me just want to slam it into a wall repeatedly. He also gives off that vibe of the gay guy who thinks he's better than you because he's gay.

And he somewhat compared Britney to David Bowie in that People article I linked a couple of pages back.

[NickyL0885]

Anyone see this gay kid on YouTube crying that people need to leave Britney alone? funny shit. He's really into it too. "leave her alone, shes a human being". i almost died from laughter.

[Hottub]

Words hurt.

That gay kid was me!:glurps:

[mikeyboy]

Words hurt.

That gay kid was me!:glurps:

I knew he wasn't talking about you because of the "kid" part.

[RoseBlood]

There is something about his face that makes me just want to slam it into a wall repeatedly... And he somewhat compared Britney to David Bowie in that People article I linked a couple of pages back.

Ughs, what a tard, I hate his face, his music and his girlfriend's music.

[Hottub]

I knew he wasn't talking about you because of the "kid" part.

Words hurt, Mike.

That old man is me.:glurps:

[LiddyRules]

Anyone see this gay kid on YouTube crying that people need to leave Britney alone? funny shit. He's really into it too. "leave her alone, shes a human being". i almost died from laughter. It's not funny, it's angering and pathetic. He's clearly acting and wanting the big YouTube zany moment. But the problem isn't him, it's, as usual, us. Instead of ignoring him for the fake little douche he is and seeking out things of legitimate entertainment, we get excited about an idiot screaming and crying. Then the originally useless video goes viral. And because it goes Viral people talk about it and more people see it giving this little prick further undeserved fame. Then the news gets ahold of it, and it becomes a STORY and he becomes a STORY. The news will actually waste time on it, bandwidth, print to discuss "Who is the crying Britney fan?" And he continues his pathetic act and gains the stupid fucking internet celebrity status because of this perpetuating cycle of hell. He wins, we lose.

[IamPixie]

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/capt.jpg

you fuckers were right. sorrrrrrrrry

[Hottub]

you fuckers were right. sorrrrrrrrry


Yes we were. Apology accepted.




I'd hit it!!!:thumbup:

[JPMNICK]

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/capt.jpg

you fuckers were right. sorrrrrrrrry

you would be the perfect GF, i love it when my chick tells me i am right

[Gvac]

you would be the perfect GF, i love it when my chick tells me i am right

You're into chicks?

Since when?

[JPMNICK]

You're into chicks?

Since when?

recently. i ran out of men to have sex with, so i am trying something new