my friends are idiots and lets get together

[eggers]

oh, tonight i realized that my friends are idiots; idiots because they are who they are; alcoholics basically; who only care about beer and other like beverages; and who are morons; irresponsive to sense; complete morons who i will cease to continue associating with; and they don't listen to ron and fez no less; and i found out that that heaven's gate cult they reccommended for me is one of those insane suicidial type of cults; i love life; i will not join heaven's gate!

so - why not - let's get together. i know that this has never happened before in the history of message boards - message board posters have never before met each other in a real life environment - but this is 2001 god dam it - almost 2002 - and this is the message board of the most innovative talk radio show on earth - we will innovate - we are the hip - we will get together!
:)

... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!

[girl germs]

eggers, i think i'm falling in love with you.

have my baby!

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[IkeaBoy]

oh, tonight i realized that my friends are idiots Birds of a feather...

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[girl germs]

ikeaboy, you're just jealous because you aren't as gifted as eggers is.

eggers, i love you...now come over here and lick my balls.

please?

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[RF Godfather]

eggers, i love you...now come over here and lick my balls.You got balls now? Did I miss something?

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[eggers]

girl girms:
if i do come over to have your baby (and i don't even know if i could have babies after the accident and all but let's assume that i could), what will happen to the oh so cherrished brother-sister thing that we have going?

i treat you with the respect and courtesy that i treat my own sister and love who as such - as i love my sister. if we do engage in the nasty and have like a kid or something, EVERYTHING that we have been building over the past few months or so will be lost. is it worth it? sure, we'll have a minute and a half of pure pleasure but i think that the means don't justify the ends!

and what if we truly are brother and sister. to the best of my knowledge i am not a twin but i guess there is some possibility that i am and if you are my sister, we will sinning (yes ikeaboy, i have read dante) and our child is bound to be a demon child.

on the other hand, many - family, friends, stangers on the street - have REPEATEDLY told me: "ha ha eggers, you'll never spread your seed jim eggers, ha, ha!" i guess this'll go to prove them wrong... but i don't think that even this - my gloating - is worth it.

anyway, loves ya girl girms always.

:)

... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!

This message was edited by eggers on 11-25-01 @ 10:58 AM

[Sheeplovr]

your makeing more and more sence ever time i read the crazy talk

i wish i could make sence

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[Zipgun]

I like my friends BECAUSE they're idiots.

[reeshy]

Sheepy,

Don't worry-I understand everything you say...I think??

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[The Belcher]

No, you don't want that cult. There are better ones that don't require ball-removal and.... wait a minute... how many times have we heard "Get your BALLS OUT!" on Ron & Fez? Maybe Heaven's Gate is under our noses.....
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You're as young as you feel. I feel like a baby, I just shit in my pants.

This message was edited by The Belcher on 11-25-01 @ 2:12 PM

[F1Gm3nT]

i know that this has never happened before in the history of message boards - message board posters have never before met each other in a real life environment

hmmm where have you been?

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Ÿ*Gm3nT

[gone]

yeah umm we have gotten together hun.... welcome to the board.... lol

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[Zipgun]

Speaking of getting together, does anyone know if another bar crawl is in the works?

If I stood underneath your moon, would my lungs expand and allow me to breathe? Oh how I'd love to breathe, underneath your moon.

[ice cream girl]

you took the words right out of my mouth...only your post sounded much better...

god put me on this earth to do a certain number of things right... now i'm so far behind, i'll never die.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Let's cut eggers a break,
shall we? He hasn't posted
very often (although when he
does I need an interpreter)
and he joined round the time
of the last bar crawl!

He took the words right out of
my mouth! Holiday "Get Together"?


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[F1Gm3nT]

no more bar crawls in a while from what I hear. but there are allways reunions.

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[Zipgun]

Damn! I missed the first bar crawls and well, I'm a little too unknown to have been invited to previous get togethers. So, if there's a gathering, I'd love to be able to join y'all.

If I stood underneath your moon, would my lungs expand and allow me to breathe? Oh how I'd love to breathe, underneath your moon.

[F1Gm3nT]

my people will call your people
we'll do lunch
love ya babe

no seriosly just gotta read the posts we post about when something is going on majority of times.

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[TheGameHHH]

I am soooo confused by this thread it isn't even funny, when someone finds out what is going on, please contact me ASAP.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Zipgun]

Well, it started out by eggers being annoyed his friends are idiots that drink too much, and ended up with people asking to go on a bar crawl.

Sort of a 180.

If I stood underneath your moon, would my lungs expand and allow me to breathe? Oh how I'd love to breathe, underneath your moon.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Sort of a 180.


I'LL DRINK TO THAT!!


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[Zipgun]

I already did.

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If I stood underneath your moon, would my lungs expand and allow me to breathe? Oh how I'd love to breathe, underneath your moon.

[reeshy]

I'm right behind ya!!!

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Definitely Me!!

[CruelCircus]

your makeing more and more sence ever time i read the crazy talk

It's like building up a tolerance.
Or how a Furby learns to talk more as it goes along.
Eggers=Furby?



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She has balls, too.
Have a wonderful holiday season.