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Judge Smails
09-09-2007, 10:15 PM
Nice guy, that Howie (http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212102661.shtml)

Shock-jock Howard Stern disses fiancé model Beth Ostrosky, once again! WTF? Obviously Howard has to make sure who is the important star in this relationship ... sounds like a guy with an ego problem to me!
Stern is quoted by Steppin Out's Chaunce Hayden saying, "Beth was invited to Fashion Week only because she's dating me. She wouldn't be there if it wasn't for me!" WTF Howard, do you really think you're all that?

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And, for all of you "this thread is useless without pictures" people: Here is a picture of Beth and a horse. See if you can identify which is which.

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http://flwildhorse.org/images/gretchen.jpghttp://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/mo/premiere_photo/20060403/08/2956126737.jpg

ChrisTheCop
09-09-2007, 10:21 PM
The horse is the one without the plastic surgery.... right?

JPMNICK
09-09-2007, 10:34 PM
i am sure she will have to give her a nice diamond to make up for this one

Fallon
09-09-2007, 11:40 PM
i am sure she will have to give her a nice feed bag to make up for this one

Fixed it.

patsopinion
09-10-2007, 12:13 AM
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http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/mo/premiere_photo/20060403/08/2956126737.jpg

if howie and her had a kid its uglyness would more than even out how rich it would be as far as karma goes

StupidGirlllll
09-10-2007, 12:15 AM
I never thought she was that pretty she always looked a little tranni to me.

AJDELAWARE
09-10-2007, 04:10 AM
Just a heads up...anything written by Chaunce is realllllllllllllly questionable. Beth has a weird look to her, sometimes she looks great, other times she looks subpar.

And also, Beth will be the first one to admit that her increased popularity (both socially and in the modeling industry) can 100% be attributed to her relationship with Howard.

TheMojoPin
09-10-2007, 04:24 AM
That's a really weird picture of her. It looks like there is a tiny black holw in the middle of her face, and it's slowly pulling all of her features into it.

AJDELAWARE
09-10-2007, 04:31 AM
{sarcasm}Yeah, she is reallllly terrible looking and god if I was stuck sleeping with her, I might blow my head off {/sarcasm}

http://www.celebopedia.com/beth-ostrosky/images/beth-ostrosky.jpg

Death Metal Moe
09-10-2007, 04:31 AM
She's dating Hoo Hoo and I still really don't know who the fuck she is.

No one cares.

buzzard
09-10-2007, 07:16 AM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z82/a1958wil/zadora_p.jpgshe reminds me of Pia Zadora another talentless bitch!

DolaMight
09-10-2007, 07:22 AM
http://flwildhorse.org/images/gretchen.jpghttp://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/mo/premiere_photo/20060403/08/2956126737.jpg

In Beth's defense, that's a really pretty horse.

JimBeam
09-10-2007, 09:11 AM
AJDelawre I was flipping the channels the other day and actually heard him say the exact line that guy quotes.

Stern was complaining that she was gonna wear something sexy and all the guys would hit on her.

She also said she was going because she " might " cover somethings for Access Hollywood or something like that.

Another gig she got only because of who she's dating.

MONICA5579
09-10-2007, 09:24 AM
I think she's very pretty!! Maybe some people do not approve of her choice in men, but that doesn't make her ugly.

ralphbxny
09-10-2007, 11:25 AM
Im starvin do we have any horse back there?

AJDELAWARE
09-10-2007, 11:28 AM
AJDelawre I was flipping the channels the other day and actually heard him say the exact line that guy quotes.

Stern was complaining that she was gonna wear something sexy and all the guys would hit on her.

She also said she was going because she " might " cover somethings for Access Hollywood or something like that.

Another gig she got only because of who she's dating.

I meant the spin of the article. Chaunce used to be a regular on the Stern show, but they had a heavy duty falling out, and now most of his Stern related articles have a very very negative spin. I heard the conversation on air, and it wasn't a mean spirited convo. And Beth has said countless times she is only getting the work she si getting because of Stern (usually followed by him saying thats not true)

AJDELAWARE
09-10-2007, 11:32 AM
Also, I like how the posted article, which only quotes Chaunces, is from a reporter that openly uses WTF as part of her journalistic vocab haha.

LiddyRules
09-10-2007, 03:18 PM
I think she's very pretty!! Maybe some people do not approve of her choice in men, but that doesn't make her ugly. It's not her choice of men that makes her ugly. It's her mane and tail, though her coat is just lovely. Too bad Howie will cut her head off to get Porkies made.

lleeder
09-10-2007, 03:24 PM
I think this a fairer comparison.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u56/RoboNerdOK/maxheadroom.jpg

torker
09-10-2007, 03:25 PM
He happens to be right.

TheMojoPin
09-10-2007, 03:50 PM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z82/a1958wil/zadora_p.jpg
she reminds me of Pia Zadora another talentless bitch!

Only a godless nazi hates Santa Claus vs. the Martians.

KnoxHarrington
09-10-2007, 07:06 PM
She'll get back at him by hiding his teeth.

DonInNC
09-10-2007, 08:05 PM
Is it safe to say that her modeling career has stalled?

Wednesday2009
04-14-2009, 11:51 PM
:clap::clap::clap::thumbup:
Her eyes looks scared. huhhuh

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vanessa99
05-05-2009, 02:28 AM
I think she's very pretty!! Maybe some people do not approve of her choice in men, but that doesn't make her ugly.
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Serpico1103
05-05-2009, 04:05 AM
I think she's very pretty!! Maybe some people do not approve of her choice in men, but that doesn't make her ugly.
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She is not ugly per se. But, she is not model good looking and Howie, being so critical of women's appearance, must know she is not gorgeous.

styckx
05-05-2009, 04:57 AM
SFN has been pretty brutal making fun of her

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g37/styckx/t0ruo5.jpg

Death Metal Moe
05-05-2009, 06:26 AM
Chaunce is a fucking douche bag, always has been.

I've been done with Stern for years now, so fuck him.

I know very little about his woman other than she's got a great body and a face that looks different in every photo I see.

It's just Howie doing what he's famous for: Trying to keep his name on people's lips even when nothing has been going on with him for years. He was the king of self promotion. Now he's just irrelevant.

And unfunny.

nocountryjon1
05-05-2009, 10:54 AM
SFN has been pretty brutal making fun of her

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g37/styckx/t0ruo5.jpg

Hey is this real? If so that whole wow im shocking look at me thing is probably the gayest thing that you could possibly do. Oh watch out she said she'd fuck john stamos you wacky girl you.

Death Metal Moe
05-05-2009, 11:08 AM
Hey is this real? If so that whole wow im shocking look at me thing is probably the gayest thing that you could possibly do. Oh watch out she said she'd fuck john stamos you wacky girl you.

That is a doctored page from one of Stern's books. It was actually Hoo Hoo with the whore on the side and his then wife in the coffin.

nocountryjon1
05-05-2009, 11:10 AM
He's still a douche. hahaha

sontom115
05-12-2009, 10:44 PM
Hello, :smile:
I am a newbie:help:

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bobtom115
06-17-2009, 05:27 PM
That's pretty good.


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