Can we Find a New Name for MTV

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Now that MTV barely plays music anymore

Lets find a New Name

I say RTV

"Reality Television"

:king:

[IMSlacker]

TWTV - Train Wreck TV.

[Chimee]

shit

[LiddyRules]

The Rich Cunt Network.

[Furtherman]

The Rich Cunt Network.

That's about right.

But seriously, MTV is the brand and name of MTV Networks.

Other channels under that umbrella have, and will, change their names - but MTV will always stay. It's too ingrained into American culture.

[Marc with a c]

fezhaspeaked

[buzzard]

zit-popper cream channel? the Tweener channel?,Tween-TV? or possibly the-your-not-old-enough-to-have-a-life-so-watch-this-drivel-TV?

[Leticia]

Vagina Hole 2


I am so weird.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Vagina Hole 2


I am so weird.


Now Im Starving....

Hey Earl , Do we have any Vagina Holes in the back?

:king:

[buzzard]

The Rich Cunt Network.

goddamn rich cunts...I hate rich cunts!

[nevnut]

DBTV

DoucheBag TV

[BrooklynKat]

Did you see J-Tims (Justin Timberlake for those not in the know) on the VMAs last night betrayed his network by saying MTV needs to start playing music again and that no one wants to watch their stupid shows. Good for him!
:clap:

[drjoek]

SASTv
Short Attention Span Tv

[Fat_Sunny]

The Pot-Bellied Skank Network!

[Reephdweller]

Now Im Starving....

Hey Earl , Do we have any Vagina Holes in the back?

:king:



Fresh out.

[lleeder]

fezhaspeaked

:slow 80's teen movie clap:

[Tall_James]

Can we Find a New Name for MTV?

Planned Obsolescence Television

[JPMNICK]

NRT

Not Relevant Television

[thejives]

The Lazarian Source that Feeds the Eternal Vampiric Soul of Kurt Loder

http://media.premierespeakers.com/speakers/photos/web/5073_web.jpg

or LSFEVSKL TV

[Doctor Z]

How about TheReasonIStoppedWatchingTV.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

TBTV

Teeny Bopper TV


:king:

[badmonkey]

The Pot-Bellied Skank Network!

I might give that one a chance in 3 minute increments periodically throughout the day.

[Bossanova]

Bring back Carson, end the madness.

CTV
All Carson all the time.

[Death Metal Moe]

The Rich Cunt Network.

I love it.

Haven't turned on a TV in years, MTV is a big reason why. Dogshit 24/7.

[Jubjubs]

The Shit That Will Only Amuse You Until You're 22 Channel

Creating and dismantling hayseed single-mothers since 1981.

Now if you'll excuse me, I for some goddamned reason need to go search for a phone that can play sweet-ass ringtones about my rims.

[deepinthewoods]

Well, the brand can live on as is. Let's just change what MTV stands for:

Multi-Tard Viewing
Masturbatory Tainted Vapidity
Microscopic 'Tention Vidiots
Me Too Vacant
Musical Truth Vaporized
My Time? Vanished...
Marketing Troglodytes Vindicated
MUST...TAKE...VALIUM
Melodies Turned Vacuous
More Titties & Vagina
Massacred Teen Values
Media Trash Validation
Mind The Vap
Mankind's Terminal Velocity