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LiddyRules
09-13-2007, 05:22 PM
Here's the story (from New Zealand): http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4200689a4560.html

Eighties television icon MacGyver has beaten Indiana Jones, James Bond and Jack Bauer as the fictional hero most Americans would want by their side in the event of a disaster.

In the survey, commissioned by the McCormick Tribune Foundation, participants were given a choice among seven fictional heroes for help in an emergency.

Twenty seven per cent of respondents said they would want MacGyver to help them out should disaster strike.

The ingenious secret agent, played by Richard Dean Anderson, became a household name in the 1980s with his ability to get out of life-or-death situations using everyday items. Among his many exploits he plugged an acid leak with chocolate, blew open doors with bombs made of chewing gum and patched a hot-air balloon using duct tape and a map.

Don Cooke, the McCormick Tribune Foundation's senior vice president for philanthropy, told the Associated Press he was delighted that MacGyver was voted number one hero.

"I love MacGyver. You could give him a sock and a piece of string and he could somehow create electricity for the whole city," he said.

MacGyver was followed by Indiana Jones played by Harrison Ford (16 per cent); John McClane, played by Bruce Willis in the Die Hard films (14 per cent); James Bond (played by various actors) and Jason Bourne, played by Matt Damon, (8 per cent each); and Lara Croft played by Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider and Jack Bauer of 24, played by Kiefer Sutherland (7 per cent each).

And here's the poll. And I was tempted to include "Bret and Jermaine" but opted to make it a serious poll.

Marc with a c
09-13-2007, 05:24 PM
And I was tempted to include "Bret and Jermaine" but opted to make it a serious poll.

i just snarffed at that line.

TooLowBrow
09-13-2007, 05:29 PM
you ruin it by having a girl, you'd have to be gay to pick one of the guys, even if the girl was only a 4

DolaMight
09-13-2007, 05:32 PM
you ruin it by having a girl, you'd have to be gay to pick one of the guys, even if the girl was only a 4

Yeah you might end up in some life or death moment where his crotch is in your face, hanging from a vine, stuck in a room with walls closing in with spikes etc..., and if you move at all, you'll die. I'd hate a crotch in the face, but if had to pick a crotch it'd be indy's.

Kevin
09-13-2007, 05:36 PM
Jack Bauer.. Then Bourne..

midwestjeff
09-13-2007, 05:48 PM
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Badinia
09-13-2007, 05:56 PM
Definitely Jemaine...although his features are too deep-set to be considered classically handsome...sigh.

http://www.hbo.com/news/img/252x190/jemaine_12354703_252.jpg

ralphbxny
09-13-2007, 05:57 PM
Angelina!!! SAVE ME!!

sailor
09-13-2007, 06:06 PM
the poll question was misleading in relation to the article.

Ay Kay Forty2
09-13-2007, 06:49 PM
I say MacGuyver. He's a genius. And he's got an awesome nemesis Murdock

lleeder
09-13-2007, 06:58 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e371/KateRhoda/patty_selma.jpg

"Its time for MacGyver night"

GreatAmericanZero
09-13-2007, 07:02 PM
u know who i want to save me? jesus. and i heard he can too!

Hottub
09-13-2007, 07:03 PM
Can I still pick Judge Smails?

The Silencer
09-13-2007, 07:19 PM
lol angelina jolie can save me anytime, anywhere lol

Garyisajoke
09-13-2007, 07:25 PM
Jesus saves but Black Jesus does it with style.
http://www.religionfacts.com/jesus/images/Barzoni-Black-Jesus-Montage-Vincent-Barzoni.jpeg

cupcakelove
09-13-2007, 07:27 PM
Macgyver, with all the others there's a good chance you'll get shot or end up in a third world country.

Hottub
09-13-2007, 07:28 PM
That's Blakjeezis to you, sir.

Garyisajoke
09-13-2007, 07:30 PM
That's Blakjeezis to you, sir.

...blasphemer.

A.J.
09-14-2007, 03:25 AM
"SAVE ME JEEBUS!"

http://www.duffzone.org/framegrabs/babf11/04062002190813.jpg

GreatAmericanZero
09-14-2007, 04:40 AM
Jesus saves but Black Jesus does it with style.
http://www.religionfacts.com/jesus/images/Barzoni-Black-Jesus-Montage-Vincent-Barzoni.jpeg

they still made jesus a lighter skinned black man. i wanna see a jesus thats as black as earl

MONICA5579
09-14-2007, 05:30 AM
If I were on a boat/ship that is sinking I may choose Angelina/Lara Corft because her lips are so big that I could use them as a raft or something, but other than that John McClane is the man!! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. :thumbup::clap:

Fallon
09-14-2007, 08:41 AM
i wanna see a jesus thats as black as earl

It'll have to be in the daytime then.

Kris10
09-14-2007, 09:34 AM
Macgyver cause he can get out of anything. Bourne as a backup if Macgyver was busy getting one of you losers but I'd have to be able to fuck him afterwards. Lara Croft is too skeletal lookin these days.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-14-2007, 11:37 AM
Jack bauer

Because the threats in 24 seem much more real..

:king:

topless_mike
09-14-2007, 11:46 AM
can i do a write-in ? it would be magnum pi

pennington
09-15-2007, 08:38 AM
I agree the poll question is misleading, it depends on what I need to be saved from:

If it was a post-disaster city (tsunami, nuclear bomb) - MacGyver.

If it was from terrorists holding me hostage - Jack Bauer.

If it was from a sex-less life - Laura Croft

If it was from government agents trying to kill me as part of a cover-up - Bourne

epo
09-15-2007, 09:28 AM
Frylock?

http://www.mcnblogs.com/filmfatale/Frylock.jpg

Crispy123
09-15-2007, 11:20 AM
It would be Lara Croft...but anime Lara...not some chick with half a dozen babies from different daddies.

http://www.amazingcomics.it/adam_hughes_1.jpg

lleeder
09-15-2007, 11:22 AM
It would be Lara Croft...but anime Lara...not some chick with half a dozen babies from different daddies.

http://www.amazingcomics.it/adam_hughes_1.jpg

Not to mention different mommies