Worst DVD to fall asleep to

[clarkgrizzwald]

A couple nights ago I fell asleep watching Super Troopers... the DVD menu is quite possibly the most annoying 1.5 minute loop to have on when you fall asleep... it has sirens ties screeching and a car crash in less than two minutes... I wanted to take a gun and shoot my fucking TV... instead of shooting the TV I just kept rolling over and trying to sleep through it... on the other side Life Aquatic is one of my favorite films to fall asleep to the DVD the menu is incredibly relaxing
what do you think the worst and best films to fall asleep to are?

[TheMojoPin]

A TV's "sleep" function is awesome.

[Chigworthy]

I passed out on my buddy's couch years ago. He decided the time was ripe for some David Allan Coe action. After the show, he left that damn menu on. It must have taken me about three hours of slowly waking up to finally achieve motility enough to turn it off. Que Horible!

[barjockey]

A TV's "sleep" function is awesome.


Its true the sleep func is solid but the other night I fell asleep to fight club. Had strange dreams
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[fillourenco]

wouldnt the worst movie to fall asleep to be a good movie since your missing it?

[Keotok]

It's not a movie, but Comedy Central is the worst to fall asleep to. During every commercial break they play the Girls Gone Wild Ad, and the Calypso music is murder inducing.

[torker]

Anything with a ringing phone.

[FUNKMAN]

sleepless in seattle


if you live in seattle

[TooLowBrow]

i fell asleep to KIDS once, i felt creepy for a week

[Team_Ramrod]

The worst movie to fall asleep to would be twink porn (right after you finished jacking, with jizz on your belly and pants around your ankles) and having your mom walk in.

[sailor]

A TV's "sleep" function is awesome.

i keep trying to teach my wife that one. last week she left it on a non-24 hour channel and i woke up to a test pattern and tone. i didn't know they even had those anymore.

[SF98]

i keep trying to teach my wife that one. last week she left it on a non-24 hour channel and i woke up to a test pattern and tone. i didn't know they even had those anymore.

I woke up the other day to that shit, it seriously freaked me out!

[zen]

fell asleep watching "altered states". had crazy ass dreams. but then i woke up and threw poo at the t.v. while picking lice off my girlfirend. now everything's gravy

[OGC]

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[lleeder]

The worst thing to fall asleep to is Dark Side of the Moon. All of those clocks in Time will scare the shit out of you.

[scottinnj]

It's not a movie, but Comedy Central is the worst to fall asleep to. During every commercial break they play the Girls Gone Wild Ad, and the Calypso music is murder inducing.

I am so glad I'm not the only one that does that. I've usually been drinking, so I'll get a hard on while sleeping to keep from pissing the bed, so my wife thinks I'm subliminally dreaming about these brainless whores and their pixelated tits.

I HATE GGW! Damn you Comedy Central with your 3am-7am infomercials!

[scottinnj]

But I think the worst DVD to fall asleep to is my kid's Disney "Tarzan" DVD. The menu page has a loop of Phil Collins singing "one world, one family" over and over. Now I know how the CIA gets Al Quaeda to talk.

[BalzacWB]

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When i first got the nightmare dvd box set I went through a few weeks of watching them everyday. I used to pass out all the time and then wake up to the fucking creppy music looping in the menu... fucking terrible

[CountryBob]

When I need to get some good sleep I put in "Jaws". The movie takes me back to the seventies when I was a kid and life was simple. I never make it past the part where the Kintner boy is ripped apart in front of the whole town. Ahhh. it makes me all sleepy and cozy just thinking about it.......

[DirtyJersey]

Any kind of horror movie menu is usually pretty bad. My friend fell asleep to The Devils Rejects once and when you walked into the room it was sounded like he was sleeping in hell.

[donnie_darko]

the shining.

its one of those movies that just plays over and over again.
so not only does it distort time
but it will continuously creep you out till you wake up.


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[buzzard]

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[pittphantoms]

Funny that the best and worst are similar for me...

The worst - the Godfather DVD... the music on the title menu wakes me up every damn time...

The best - Goodfellas... I literally fell asleep to this movie every night for three years in college... I would usually make it right until Paul Sorvino says "You pop'ed your cherry!" ... and because the dvd was a double sided one (OG there)... there was never any title music to wake me up. I still have the DVD - but it no longer works because I used it too much. I bought another copy but still have my first one - its one of my few momentos I have from college.

[ToddEVF]

Funny that the best and worst are similar for me...

The worst - the Godfather DVD... the music on the title menu wakes me up every damn time...

The best - Goodfellas... I literally fell asleep to this movie every night for three years in college... I would usually make it right until Paul Sorvino says "You pop'ed your cherry!" ... and because the dvd was a double sided one (OG there)... there was never any title music to wake me up. I still have the DVD - but it no longer works because I used it too much. I bought another copy but still have my first one - its one of my few momentos I have from college.

I know exacty what your talking about with Goodfellas (Flip Disc edition). I'd get a little further than that, but not much. Never would make it past side a.

My worst movie to fall asleep to has to be 40 Year old Virgin Unrated (1st edition). Because when you would let the menu run it would go to the feature menu and all you hear every 30 secs is either "We gonna need more wax." or "Hey hey hey mutha fucka". It makes me want to kill. I have no seen that in about 8 months because of that rage.

On a side note, the GGW Commercials can lick my asshole. I hate them so much, fucking calypso music and steel drums. we get it, your supposed to be wild and/or wacky. Anyone who buys this Softcore shit should be forced to watch Spiderbabe with Misty Mundane adnausium.

It sucks falling asleep to porn, especially when you have to explain it later.

[JackStraw]

This thread is great!
Twin Peaks Season One is pretty terrible to fall asleep to. The menu loop is not that loud but behind all the ambient noises you hear girls screaming, dogs barking and Bob's scary scary demonic voice! It leads to the most awful nightmares of all time.