What would you like to invent?

[Ay Kay Forty2]

If you could invent anything, what would it be? Now, this could be serious or completely nonsensical.

Like I thought it'd be cool to invent a Brick Knife. It looks like brick but when you press it button, WOOH, a switchblade pops up. Good for stabbing and bludgeoning. An old twist on a new thing. Great for gangs and socialites alike.

[midwestjeff]

I would like to invent a hot girl that i can fuck whenever i want.

[LiddyRules]

A hilarious refridgerator alarm.

[PapaBear]

A reverse microwave oven. You put something really hot in it, and in a matter of seconds, it's cooled down to just the right temperature.

[StupidGirlllll]

I would never tell. You might steal it & try to say you invented it.

[joethebartender]

Still working on Ron's idea for smoke-pants.:smoke:

[cupcakelove]

Something that works better than exercise. I hate working out.

[AJDELAWARE]

A portable xm AND sirius combined unit that also served as a blender.

[topless_mike]

I would never tell. You might steal it & try to say you invented it.

hoo hoo hoo i invented inventions hoo hoo hoo. tell 'em, girl..

[DolaMight]

A reverse microwave oven. You put something really hot in it, and in a matter of seconds, it's cooled down to just the right temperature.

Good call, I think of that one too every time I overuse the microwave. The timer needs to be able to go negative.

[cupcakelove]

Good call, I think of that one too every time I overuse the microwave. The timer needs to be able to go negative.

Or how about a microwave that can focus on the food and not the plate.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Foam Pants


Never get Hurt Again, You Bounce right back up when you Fall


Perfect for the Drunks

:king:

[DolaMight]

Hilarious c4 explode on impact gag NFL footballs. Go deep.

[TeeBone]

I would like to invent a time-machine. There would have to be a few stipulations however; things such as making it impossible to change history when he/she stepped into the time machine. Therefore my invention would be including an equally impossible invention----‘The Invisibility Ray.’ We can’t have people going back in time with sports almanacs, etc… so the traveler would have to be invisible so as not to alter the course of history.

The next logical question would have to be where would you go first I the time machine? I suspect the majority of people would choose something awful, like witnessing the JFK assassination or 9/11 to see if the conspiracies were true, etc… To that end, I would like to pose a question:

If you could travel to one wonderful event and one horrible event, what would they be?

For me, I would like to witness Pearl Harbor (horrible) and Bobby Thompson’s famous Homerun, in which the Giants won the pennant. (Wonderful)

[Bulldogcakes]

I would never tell. You might steal it & try to say you invented it.

Who says you're stupid. Not me.

[badmonkey]

I would like to invent a time-machine. There would have to be a few stipulations however; things such as making it impossible to change history when he/she stepped into the time machine. Therefore my invention would be including an equally impossible invention----‘The Invisibility Ray.’ We can’t have people going back in time with sports almanacs, etc… so the traveler would have to be invisible so as not to alter the course of history.

The next logical question would have to be where would you go first I the time machine? I suspect the majority of people would choose something awful, like witnessing the JFK assassination or 9/11 to see if the conspiracies were true, etc… To that end, I would like to pose a question:

If you could travel to one wonderful event and one horrible event, what would they be?

For me, I would like to witness Pearl Harbor (horrible) and Bobby Thompson’s famous Homerun, in which the Giants won the pennant. (Wonderful)

Screw the past sports almanacs, the real money is in the future.

I'd invent an invention that invents inventions. It would basically follow me around and whenever I needed something done, it would say "oh, I've got JUST the thing for that" and create something that i could immediately patent and get some over-caffienated psycho to market on tv for me. I would never ever sell the invention invention tho.... that would be stooopid.

Badmonkey

[bigredd]

I'm working on what I call the Opti-Grab. It's a curved pice of metal with a curved pad that connects to the bridge of your glasses, with the pad resting on your nose. The pad resting on your nose will keep the glasses on your face and the curved piece of metal will make a handy way to remove your glasses. I think I can sell them as cheap as $1.09.

[Kris10]

Windshield wipers that you don't need to replace and work perfectly forever!

[Marc with a c]

Pumpkins

[Yeti.]

http://assets.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/cheerleaders/full/3820BD5CF3A94B3A8A39D876058B35D0.jpg

This in robot form.

[Ritalin]

http://assets.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/cheerleaders/full/3820BD5CF3A94B3A8A39D876058B35D0.jpg

This in robot form.

You want to invent an average looking girl with small boobies? They already have those. Just go to any community college.

[sr71blackbird]

My niece put her purse on top of the car last week and forgot it and drove off. When she got where she was going and realized it was gone, she went into a major panic, because she had $1000 in there to pay for the band for her wedding. The purse was on top of the car and must have fallen off as she drove. I had an idea (it may well exist), where you have a key fob on your car keys and a transmitter on your wallet (say credit card size) and if they get more than 10 feet apart, they start to beep. I think they have something like this for kids that might wander from their parents in a store though....
Would you use it?

[Bulldogcakes]

A $14,500 Dessert (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=63560)

Especially with me having a bakery and all.

[barjockey]

My niece put her purse on top of the car last week and forgot it and drove off. When she got where she was going and realized it was gone, she went into a major panic, because she had $1000 in there to pay for the band for her wedding. The purse was on top of the car and must have fallen off as she drove. I had an idea (it may well exist), where you have a key fob on your car keys and a transmitter on your wallet (say credit card size) and if they get more than 10 feet apart, they start to beep. I think they have something like this for kids that might wander from their parents in a store though....
Would you use it?

Good Idea but itll have beep loud. city streets are loud

[WhistlePig]

A toilet with a garbage disposal built in to chew up monster toilet-clogging turds.

[RoseBlood]

A Holiday Hologram!!!

Details to follow!!!