Female Conservative Pundits

[Doctor Z]

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Why do they all look exactly the same?




























































Oh, and also, why do they all suck?

[epo]

You forgot about Michelle Malkin:

http://pekingduck.org/archives/shithouse%20rat1.jpg

[DonInNC]

old school


http://www.nndb.com/people/288/000025213/matalin-sm.jpg

[torker]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/236658/0_61_coulter_ann_2006.jpg

http://www.kcbq.com/Ingrahamsilv.JPG

http://images.radcity.net/5145/368511.jpg

Why do they all look exactly the same?


While blindfolded, I'd like to eat them out from behind side by side and try and guess whose asshole was whose. But that's just me.

[Crispy123]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/236658/0_61_coulter_ann_2006.jpg

http://www.kcbq.com/Ingrahamsilv.JPG

http://images.radcity.net/5145/368511.jpg

Why do they all look exactly the same?

Oh, and also, why do they all suck?

First of all calling Coulter a "female" pundit is a stretch. My buddy has a tranny porno and I swear shes in it.

Id definitely let the other two do some sucking, especially Laura Ingrims, if you know what I mean...

[Bulldogcakes]

Of the three, I'll bet that Ann Coulter is the best lay. She has that wild, over the top outrageous thing about her, and that could get interesting. I'm still amazed (and I get the sense that privately she is too) that some dopey Leftists keep falling for her obvious attempts to provoke them time after time. She's laughing all the way to the bank, so I know she at least has a sense of humor. I think she's kinda sexy.

Once upon a time, Laura Ingrahm was cute, kinda sexy and had a wacky, offbeat sense of humor. Type of girl you could go out and have a few beers with. Now all she seems to do is bitch about partisan nonsense on that hideous radio show of hers. She's like a female Rush Limbaugh now. So I guess the only way I could picture nailing her is if she gains 80 pounds, has a cigar in her mouth and screams out "Mega dittos! MEGA DITTOS!!"

Monica Crowley is way too prissy, I picture her being awful in bed. I also get the sense she'd want a 25% down payment on dinner, 3 years of tax returns and would run a full credit check before dating you. Its easier to buy a house. Best looking of the three, but the least attractive to me.

[joeyballsack]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/236658/0_61_coulter_ann_2006.jpg

http://www.kcbq.com/Ingrahamsilv.JPG

http://images.radcity.net/5145/368511.jpg

Why do they all look exactly the same?
Racist.

[scottinnj]

Of the three, I can stomach Laura. Ann is the Jenine Gerafolo of the Right, but not as bangable.

Monica is the hottest of the three, but listening to her while driving puts too many guardrails at risk from sleeping drivers.
Wacka Wacka!

[scottinnj]

old school


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And still the best. I love it when both her and her husband are on Meet the Press together. Always fun to watch. I'd love to be the fly on the wall at their dinner conversations.

[scottinnj]

You forgot about Michelle Malkin:

http://pekingduck.org/archives/shithouse%20rat1.jpg

C'mon epo, you cheated. I know she's conservative, but she is by far the HOTTEST one of all!
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o217/themarshal/MichelleMalkinPhoto.jpg


Just trying to keep it "fair and balanced" Waka Waka!

[TheMojoPin]

C'mon epo, you cheated. I know she's conservative, but she is by far the HOTTEST one of all!
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o217/themarshal/MichelleMalkinPhoto.jpg


Just trying to keep it "fair and balanced" Waka Waka!

She looks like half of her face is seizing up.

I hate that Coulter has, like, 4 Adam's apples.

[A.J.]

I hate that Coulter has, like, 4 Adam's apples.

And 2 testicles.

[DonInNC]

I'd love to be the fly on the wall at their dinner conversations.

As incoherent as he is normally, imagine trying to understand hime when he has his mouth full.