U.s. Attorney Busted Going To Detroit To Have Sex With 5-year Old...

[Bulldogcakes]

U.S. ATTORNEY BUSTED GOING TO DETROIT TO HAVE SEX WITH 5-YEAR OLD... (http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/14132485/detail.html)

7 or 8 I could see. But 5, thats just sick.

[donnie_darko]

the sick part is stuff like that actually happens...
you gotta wonder how many times he's actually made it to his destination, and had the sexy time with someones kid.

if only it was televised.

[sailor]

sick

[Hottub]

Draw and Quarter the sick bastard!!

[Badinia]

What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck. (Repeat.)

[epo]

U.S. ATTORNEY BUSTED GOING TO DETROIT TO HAVE SEX WITH 5-YEAR OLD... (http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/14132485/detail.html)

7 or 8 I could see. But 5, thats just sick.

I actually thought.....this must be an article from those wacky kids at the Onion....but sadly I was wrong.

The quotes in this article from this asshole are just horrifying.

[PapaBear]

I've done it plenty,My God, I hope he was bullshitting the mother about that! I can't even BEGIN to comprehend what must be going on in this guy's head.

[IamPixie]

he should be castrated

[Hottub]

he should be castrated


Not good enough, Pix. I have a 5 year old!

[Sarge]

What a creepy, sick bastard, hopefully he do everyone a favor and kill himself in jail.

[FUNKMAN]

i agree with the castration suggestion above and then a bullet to the head...

[sailor]

What a creepy, sick bastard, hopefully he do everyone a favor and kill himself in jail.

i was honestly wondering if he'd end up doing that.

[pennington]

A U.S. Attorney AND pedophile? They're going to have to keep him in solitary confinement for the next 20 years.

[Marc with a c]

jezo is a lawyer?

[PapaBear]

They should castrate him, make him eat it, then commence with punishing him.

[Judge Smails]

Aren't we all rushing to judgement here? Maybe this so-called five year old looks like an eight year old. Why don't we all calm down until all the facts are in.

[LiddyRules]

So of all the federal prosecutors Bush brought the ax down on earlier this year, they miss the guy looking for five year olds to fuck.

At this point, isn't it easier to list the Bush appointees who haven't done completely fucked up shit?

(And no, I don't mean to turn this into an anti-Bush thing.)

[SatCam]

He told the mom he was gonna do the whole thing pro-boner

[Bulldogcakes]

I actually thought.....this must be an article from those wacky kids at the Onion....but sadly I was wrong.

Some days whats actually in the newspaper is crazier than anything you could dream up. Truth is . . . well, you know the rest.

[FUNKMAN]

sounds like he was talking to the mother in penile code...

[Kevin]

You sure the this guy wasn't mistaken for a 5 year old??

http://www.wrestlingrevealed.com/images/2/hornswoggle.jpg

[SatCam]

He wanted a kid who was trial sized

[torker]

Despicable.
http://www.tate.org.uk/collection/P/P78/P78210_8.jpg

[DolaMight]

Typical lawyer, they're all the same.

[Midkiff]

They should castrate him, make him eat it, then commence with punishing him.

I was thinking that, but they should cut off the whole fucking package, no anesthesia, make him chew and swallow it all, then shoot him non-lethally as much as possible. then, just before he dies of pain, shove a butcher knife right up his anus.

[SinA]

Gonzales fired all the non-pervs

[Ay Kay Forty2]

what a creepzilla. Why can't these guys just wait til their 18. what a crazy poo. I hope Chris Hansen interviews him.

[JPMNICK]

this is fucking disgusting

5 years old, wtf is that

[A.J.]

Throw his ass in general population in prison and this will work itself out.

[keithy_19]

I was going to post that this thread was useless without pictures, but it's too fucked up to make a joke like that.

Torker, take it and run with it!

[FUNKMAN]

Throw his ass in general population in prison and this will work itself out.

so will his constipation problem...

[SatCam]

so will his constipation problem...

that's a joke about prison food, right?

[Badinia]

Update: 4AM Suicide Attempt! :laugh:

Update: Interrupted. :annoyed:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20889959/

[Bulldogcakes]

Update: 4AM Suicide Attempt! :laugh:

Update: Interrupted. :annoyed:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20889959/

The married father of three is an assistant U.S. attorney based in Pensacola, Fla., and president of a youth sports association in Gulf Breeze.

Are any of them ever NOT involved with coaching little league?

Instead of wasting all this time and money with all these sting operations, why not just round up all the little league coaches?

[high fly]

U.s. Attorney Busted Going To Detroit To Have Sex With 5-year Old...


"Yes, yes, I know she's five, but she's got the body of a three-year-old!"

[Judge Smails]

http://cartoons.infinitecoolness.com/01/futurama13.jpg Good news, everyone!

A federal prosecutor arrested during a sex sting in Detroit last month died by hanging himself inside his cell at a federal detention facility Friday, authorities said.
(http://www.pensacolanewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071005/NEWS01/71005017)

[A.J.]

http://cartoons.infinitecoolness.com/01/futurama13.jpg Good news, everyone!

A federal prosecutor arrested during a sex sting in Detroit last month died by hanging himself inside his cell at a federal detention facility Friday, authorities said.
(http://www.pensacolanewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071005/NEWS01/71005017)


Everytime I watch those MSNBC specials about prisons, I wish more of these oxygen thieves would do the same thing.

[Zorro]

Kind of interesting article on suicide in prison.

As an aside an old Air Force buddy of mine now a Federal Agent said he's worked with this guy for years and there was never an indication that he was a pedo.


http://www.mces.org/Suicide_Prisons_Jails.html