Somebody's been watching too much porn

[Bulldogcakes]

Mechanic Charged for Offering Repairs in Trade for Sex (http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=5732)

He was sitting right there and he said, ‘we'll have sex to work out the work I did on your car.' Then he grabbed my hair and kissed me.

[Tall_James]

Does that include parts and labor?

[Bulldogcakes]

Never fail Porno recipe

Step 1) Take any blue collar job

Step 2) Add hot babe with fake tits who cant pay bill

Step 3) Make the super smooth offer "I'll take care of the bill if you take care of me"

Step 4) Repeat as necessary

[lleeder]

"i'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!"

[FUNKMAN]

so he couldn't torque her into having sex...

[lleeder]

She only came in for an oil change but left with a lube job.

[suggums]

i hope he made sure to check her fluids

[tele7]

It's your rims maam, and I'm just the guy for the job.

[EliSnow]

The guy just couldn't wait to check out her undercarriage.

[Doogie]

How great would it be if the women in the video was actually his wife and this was her way of saying 'she had a headache.'

[Hottub]

"I think I see a problem with this ball joint."

[EliSnow]

She should have caught on, when he told her that she had great headlights, and that he wouldn't wait to get his hands all over those headlights.

[Bulldogcakes]

Now that I fixed your car, would you like me to fill her up?

[Team_Ramrod]

She should have caught on, when he told her that she had great headlights, and that he wouldn't wait to get his hands all over those headlights.

I don't think you're understanding Eli, This wasn't about a tune up, she didn't need her headlights adjusted... He wanted sex... not headlight adjusting work.

Ooooooooooooooooh!



I get it!


I wonder if he polished her grill with his specialized tools when he was done?


No?

[OGC]

Does that include parts and labor?


Whenever I have sex, I'm always praying that there is no labor invovled. Especially 9 months down the road.

[Bulldogcakes]

Whenever I have sex, I'm always praying that there is no labor invovled. Especially 9 months down the road.

So I guess the "parts" would be an old fashioned abortion?

[scottinnj]

Never fail Porno recipe

Step 1) Take any blue collar job

Step 2) Add hot babe with fake tits who cant pay bill

Step 3) Make the super smooth offer "I'll take care of the bill if you take care of me"

Step 4) Repeat as necessary


You forgot step 5:

Lots of cheesy music from XM channel 81 BPM!

[sailor]

Grease me straight down, good electric
I could lay it on the road, mama, it aint no trick

Talkin bout love
Talkin bout love
Talkin bout

Ooh, trouble-free transmission, helps your oils flow
Mama, let me pump your gas, mama, let me do it all

Talkin bout love, huh
Talkin bout love, ooh
Talkin bout

Take that heavy metal underneath your hood
Baby, I could work all night, leave a big pile of tubes

Talkin bout lo-ove
Talkin bout lo-ove
Talkin bout

Automobile club-covered, really built in style
Special is tradition, mama, let me feast my eyes

Talkin bout love
Talkin bout love
Talkin bout

Factory air-conditioned, wind begins to rise
Guaranteed to run for hours, mama, and brand-new tires

Talkin bout love
Talkin bout love
Talkin bout

Groovin on the freeway, blazes on the road
]from now on my gasoline is even gonna conk your hair

Talkin bout love
Talkin bout love
Talkin bout

I cant stop talkin about
I cant stop talkin about

Ooh, yeah-yeah, yes, ah, drive on

Ooh, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yes, Im comin through

Come to me for service every hundred miles
Baby, let me check your valves, fix your overdrive

Talkin bout love
Talkin bout love
Talkin bout

Ooh, yes, fully automatic, comes in any size
Makes me wonder what I did, before I got synchronized

Talkin bout lo-ove
Talkin bout love
Talkin bout

Ooh, feather-light suspension, coils just couldnt hold
Im so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors

Talkin bout love
Talkin bout lo-oo-oh-ove
Talkin bout

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Oh, I cant stop talkin about love
I cant stop talkin about love
Ooh, let me go in down, go in down, go in down, go in down, go in down, yes

I cant stop talkin about
I cant stop talkin about lo-oh, baby
I cant stop talkin about love, or my baby
I cant stop talkin about love, my baby, uh, my baby, my baby, yeah

Unnh, push, push, push it, push, push

Ounheahhonhouh

[Fezticle98]

He shouldn't have promised to have it in and out in 10 minutes.

[FUNKMAN]

he told her the lift was broken and he didn't want to jack it by himself

[drjoek]

i'll check your oil with my dipstick
http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewarehouse/TS/SITECS/NLWMCompingVersions/C0033/C0033245/C0033245.jpg

[scottinnj]

Grease me straight down, good electric
I could lay it on the road, mama, it aint no trick

Talkin bout love
Talkin bout love
Talkin bout

Ooh, trouble-free transmission, helps your oils flow
Mama, let me pump your gas, mama, let me do it all

Talkin bout love, huh
Talkin bout love, ooh
Talkin bout

Take that heavy metal underneath your hood
Baby, I could work all night, leave a big pile of tubes

Talkin bout lo-ove
Talkin bout lo-ove
Talkin bout

Automobile club-covered, really built in style
Special is tradition, mama, let me feast my eyes

Talkin bout love
Talkin bout love
Talkin bout

Factory air-conditioned, wind begins to rise
Guaranteed to run for hours, mama, and brand-new tires

Talkin bout love
Talkin bout love
Talkin bout

Groovin on the freeway, blazes on the road
]from now on my gasoline is even gonna conk your hair

Talkin bout love
Talkin bout love
Talkin bout

I cant stop talkin about
I cant stop talkin about

Ooh, yeah-yeah, yes, ah, drive on

Ooh, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yes, Im comin through

Come to me for service every hundred miles
Baby, let me check your valves, fix your overdrive

Talkin bout love
Talkin bout love
Talkin bout

Ooh, yes, fully automatic, comes in any size
Makes me wonder what I did, before I got synchronized

Talkin bout lo-ove
Talkin bout love
Talkin bout

Ooh, feather-light suspension, coils just couldnt hold
Im so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors

Talkin bout love
Talkin bout lo-oo-oh-ove
Talkin bout

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Oh, I cant stop talkin about love
I cant stop talkin about love
Ooh, let me go in down, go in down, go in down, go in down, go in down, yes

I cant stop talkin about
I cant stop talkin about lo-oh, baby
I cant stop talkin about love, or my baby
I cant stop talkin about love, my baby, uh, my baby, my baby, yeah

Unnh, push, push, push it, push, push

Ounheahhonhouh


I just got my pickup back with new U-joints installed tonight. That fact and your song is making me think about checking it's exhaust system....y'know what I mean?????

[scottinnj]

Did Chris Hanson pop out and say:

"We have the transcript-you've been repairing cars for seexxxx."

[Judge Smails]

Somebody's been watching too much porn

Either that, or they fast forwarded and didn't pay attention to the beginning of the recordings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAphXRnH_q4&mode=related&search=)

[midwestjeff]

Either that, or they fast forwarded and didn't pay attention to the beginning of the recordings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAphXRnH_q4&mode=related&search=)

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the chic in that video is oddly hot.

[FUNKMAN]

he said she had a nice crack in her rear end