Congrats GVAC!

[The Blowhard]

Congrats to Gvac, who found out today that he's the winner of the Bergen County Chamber of Commerce Safe Driver Award! Not only does he get to lunch with his local elected officials, but he also gets a thousand dollar gift card to some mall and a plaque.
So congrats buddy, hope you are feeling better.

[Reephdweller]

Congrats Budday. I knew you could do it!!!

http://www.carstuckgirls.com/jeep_wrangler_girl_mud_stuck_012.jpg

[JPMNICK]

make sure the lunch is low in fat so that his belly doesn't hurt from the missing gaul bladder

[Kevin]

Is Ralph Kramden gunna crash his car on the way to the award ceremony??

[mikeyboy]

Bergen County? Fran must be ecstatic.

[PapaBear]

He's an excellent driver. Yeah... That old gag.

Congrats, bro!

[Fallon]

They must have overlooked his blinkers constantly being on.

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

High fives!!! :clap:

[Tall_James]

he's the winner of the Bergen County Chamber of Commerce Safe Driver Award!

What's the criteria for that? Being able to safely drive to the Bergen Mall while simultaneously eating a slice of pizza while screaming at immigrant drivers?

[topless_mike]

its easy to be a safe driver when you do at least 15mph below the speed limit.

[topless_mike]

They must have overlooked his blinkers constantly being on.

is it because he cant hear the clicking, or that he forgets he used them to begin with.

[JerseyRich]

If only they knew all the "Road Rage" stories that I've heard over the years...they'd yank back that plaque and gift card so quickly!

Congrats Gregina! Remember, road head is still safe driving, as long as you are getting it!

:clap:

[reillyluck]

I think its great that he donated that gift card to his nurse. Thats a good guy right there!

Congrats, GVAC!!!!! :clap:

[Hottub]

Driving in Bergen County is no easy chore, and to be chosen as the finest is a mark of distiction. Congrats, Budday!:clap:

http://z.about.com/d/4wheeldrive/1/0/S/V/allthingsjeep_1851_4404550.jpg

And your nurse had better buy me lunch with that gift card you gave her.

[Doogie]

I smell a fix ala quiz show. Did he cut the other competitors brake lines so that he looked better??

[EffMeBoobs]

He is a safe driver, I remember being so cool, calm and collected going over the GWB with him behind the wheel. That's a scary bridge! Congrats Greggie!

[buzzard]

Bergen County? Fran must be ecstatic.

Polly,Edgar & Candice too!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Congrats Gvac

You Missed my Fake Birthday, it was Great

:king:

[TheGameHHH]

They must have overlooked his blinkers constantly being on.

dude, thats fucking funny......i dont care what anybody says

[Marc with a c]

he is the best parker i know

[A.J.]

Congrats to Gvac, who found out today that he's the winner of the Bergen County Chamber of Commerce Safe Driver Award! Not only does he get to lunch with his local elected officials, but he also gets a thousand dollar gift card to some mall and a plaque.
So congrats buddy, hope you are feeling better.

That more than makes up for the loss of his gall bladder.

Congrats Brother G!

[JustJon]

Congrats, Gramps. It's nice to know you can drive with or without a gall bladder

[Kris10]

There's really such an award???

[Bob Impact]

I think its great that he donated that gift card to his nurse. Thats a good guy right there!

Congrats, GVAC!!!!! :clap:

That suprises me cause he told me she was stealing from him.

[ANC]

Congratulations buddy!

[Furtherman]

It's time to get back out there!

http://atangledweb.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/old_man_driving.jpg

[northbergenfran]

Bergen County? Fran must be ecstatic.

I knew he could do it. He's a gentleman and a schlolar

[El Mudo]

Congrats buddy!!

[drjoek]

Another Fricking Gvac thread!!!
http://www.golfsmith.com/images/ca1000.jpg
Callaway Safe Driver

[The Blowhard]

Is Ralph Kramden gunna crash his car on the way to the award ceremony??

"Now let's go upstairs, to meet the Mayor"!

(please note: if you are a Honeymooner's fan, this is a great line.)

[zildjian361]

congrads G know anybody that can knock off a year or two on my licence suspencion, be well :wink:

[Friday]

Nice Job, Weirdo!!!

**smooches** ;)

[zildjian361]

Nice Job, Weirdo!!!

**smooches** ;)

Your not calling me that right:unsure:

[Bulldogcakes]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10101880A~Dustin-Hoffman-Rain-Man-Posters.jpg
"I'm an excellent driver. Almost as good as GVAC"

[Hottub]

He's an excellent driver. Yeah... That old gag.

Congrats, bro!

"I'm an excellent driver. Almost as good as GVAC"


Just sayin'.:lol:

[Bulldogcakes]

Just sayin'.:lol:

That was one of my Billy Staples "parallel writing" moments!

[Hottub]

OK. You get kudos for the pull!:wink:

[Yerdaddy]

Congratulations budday! It may not seem like a Nobel Peace Prize but it does put you in some very prestigious company.

Some past winners of the Bergen County Chamber of Commerce Safe Driver Award:

Lizzie Grubman
Paris Hilton
Ted Kennedy
Sam Kineson
George W Bush
Billy Martin
Dick Cheney (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/cheney_doc.html)
Elwood Blues
These guys:
http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/car/overload2.jpg

And Philo Beddoe's Ma
http://www.dvd.nl/images/reviews/2259/shot2_small.jpg

[A.J.]

George W Bush

LAURA Bush would have been acceptable too.

[Yerdaddy]

LAURA Bush would have been acceptable too.

Yeah, I forgot about that. I had forgotten about Cheney's 2 DUIs too. I think when he shot a guy in the face with a shotgun it just knocked the DUIs out of Cheney's Pez Dispenser of evil deeds in my brain. I think that's what happened to Terri Schiavo. She was trying to keep track of everything evil Cheney had done and she forgot how to breath and digest food. Then when he invoked her case to suck up to the Bible thumpers her head exploded. Poor girl should a kept a Pez Dispenser of Evil.

[drjoek]

It appears that Gvac did NOT repeat as Bergen County Safe Driver.
No free lunch. No gift certificate. No plaque. I'm worried.

[spoon]

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[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/FezSig.jpg



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[JerseyRich]

He drives a Segway now which make him ineligible for the award.

[boosterp]

I am just hoping his next driving experience is a fiery crash.

[A.J.]

I am just hoping his next driving experience is a fiery crash.

Only if he hits a jogger while smoking in the car.