Zapped!

[Furtherman]

Ananova: (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2517312.html?menu=)

Biker's penis hit by lightning

A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak.

Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."



Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

[mikeyboy]

This thread has nothing to do with Scott Baio and Willie Aames. I feel cheated.

[Doogie]

This thread has nothing to do with Scott Baio and Willie Aames. I feel cheated.

Ok, now that made me fucking laugh. I thought it was also a thread about that movie and the cheesy, but awesome when you were 11 ending with all the chicks clothes flying off. What a classic.

This story is just shocking.

[Tall_James]

This thread has nothing to do with Scott Baio and Willie Aames. I feel cheated.

The best part of that movie was the face that Baio made whenever he would do something with his mind. It looked like he was taking the biggest shit ever.

[reillyluck]

was he "uncut"?

[Hottub]

Eeeww.

[foodcourtdruide]

That's unlucky lottery.

However, is this really a true story? I've never heard of Ananova.com, but why would they get quotes from a Croatian man (presumably in Croatia? If not, why mention it at all?) in English? Also, the term "taking a leak" is American slang. It's been my experience with people who have English as a second language that they don't use slang as freely as it is being used here.

I'd look more into the page, but I'm a bit scared to if it's NSFW.

[Judge Smails]

May The Schwartz be with him.

http://www.billpullman.org/film/spaceballs/S14.jpg

[foodcourtdruide]

May The Schwartz be with him.

http://www.billpullman.org/film/spaceballs/S14.jpg

On a side note, rewatched Spaceballs recently and sans the "combing the desert scene" and Rick Moranis, the movie is completely unwatchable now.

[Freitag]

This thread has nothing to do with Scott Baio and Willie Aames. I feel cheated.

YOU'RE cheated? I was expecting at least a Scatman Crothers or Felicity Shactman reference.

[DolaMight]

Now I feel cheated too...

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[Team_Ramrod]

was he "uncut"?

Just hearing a girl say that makes me wanna toss one out.













BRB!

[buzzard]

poor Croations just can't catch a break..lightning but not a break.

[torker]

Don't tase me, God!

[FUNKMAN]

I bet he can't wail to tell all the girls the story of his rod... and show them where it hurt

[A.J.]

A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak.

That's not a good kind of Croatian sensation.

[Bob Impact]

This thread has nothing to do with Scott Baio and Willie Aames. I feel cheated.

Yeah but that's how you feel about every thread.

[DarkHippie]

Don't tase me, God!

That's what you get for criticizing God's politics

[SatCam]

was he "uncut"?

before