Thieving sexist apes reek havok in white community

[Judge Smails]

“I tried to get rid of them, but they were having a party, eating all my bread, bananas and avocados and swigging bottles of wine they had taken out of the refrigerator,” said Carol White, who runs the Camel Rock restaurant in the quiet village of Scarborough near Cape Point, South Africa, at the very tip of the continent. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article2507972.ece)

“They ignore women completely and only cleared off when one of my male staff came,” she added. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article2507972.ece)


Get your Ani DiFranco comments ready.

By the way, this thread title comes to you from the Lord Jezo school of misleading and inflamatory thread titles.

[drjoek]

“I tried to get rid of them, but they were having a party, eating all my bread, bananas and avocados and swigging bottles of wine they had taken out of the refrigerator,” said Carol White, who runs the Camel Rock restaurant in the quiet village of Scarborough near Cape Point, South Africa, at the very tip of the continent. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article2507972.ece)

“They ignore women completely and only cleared off when one of my male staff came,” she added. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article2507972.ece)


Get your Ani DiFranco comments ready.

By the way, this thread title comes to you from the Lord Jezo school of misleading and inflamatory thread titles.


They sound Gay. Ignoring women ,eating avacados, swallowing Bananas. sipping wine
Yeah definately gay
Marc with a c am I right with this? You know about these things

[Marc with a c]

They sound Gay. Ignoring women ,eating avacados, swallowing Bananas. sipping wine
Yeah definately gay
Marc with a c am I right with this? You know about these things

You are correct. These are clearly homosexual monkeys.

[Yerdaddy]

“I tried to get rid of them, but they were having a party, eating all my bread, bananas and avocados and swigging bottles of wine they had taken out of the refrigerator,” said Carol White, who runs the Camel Rock restaurant in the quiet village of Scarborough near Cape Point, South Africa, at the very tip of the continent. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article2507972.ece)

“They ignore women completely and only cleared off when one of my male staff came,” she added. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article2507972.ece)

"That god-damn baboon! Eatin up all my god-damn Oreos! No respect!"

[FUNKMAN]

better than gremlins....

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[Doogie]

Lewis, a pet cat, was placed under house arrest in Connecticut last year after attacking an Avon lady. He was ordered to stay indoors for the rest of his life

I dont know why, but this lil tidbit in the end had me dying fucking laughing. I would pay good money to see that video.

[Judge Smails]

Judging by the picture in the article, these are the same types of baboons that they have at the Wild Safari at Six Flags Great Adventure. If you ever drove through it, in years past, then you can probably attest to their destructiveness.

There was one time that I was going through the monkey section back when they would still let the monkeys jump on your car. They had all sorts of warning signs up, and would actually stop every car entering the section to let you know that the monkeys might damage your car and that you might want to consider taking the Monkey Bypass Road. Sure enough as soon as you entered the section you'd see all manner of car moldings and windshield wipers littering the roadway.

Anyway, I was driving behind a camper that had a kind of screened window in the back. About four monkeys started pulling like crazy on the screen and peeled it back. One of the monkeys actually got halfway inside before the driver freaked out and gunned the engine. He started swerving all over the road. Nearly caused a couple of accidents, and I'm pretty sure he ran over a monkey's foot. About two months later, they had the monkeys behind fences. If you go now they can't get to your car anymore and they just sit by the fences and look really depressed.

[Fezticle98]

[QUOTE=Judge Smails;1467165]
“They ignore women completely and only cleared off when one of my male staff came,” she added. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article2507972.ece)

Eww. Definitely gay. Gayer than green monkeys.

The animals have also triggered divisions within the community between those who regard them as a menace that needs to be controlled and “baboon-huggers”, who have set up a wildlife organisation to protect what they call these “incredible creatures”

Oh boy. And in South Africa no less. Actually, I think gay baboons are the least of their problems.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/1924251.stm

[Yerdaddy]

Judging by the picture in the article, these are the same types of baboons that they have at the Wild Safari at Six Flags Great Adventure. If you ever drove through it, in years past, then you can probably attest to their destructiveness.

There was one time that I was going through the monkey section back when they would still let the monkeys jump on your car. They had all sorts of warning signs up, and would actually stop every car entering the section to let you know that the monkeys might damage your car and that you might want to consider taking the Monkey Bypass Road. Sure enough as soon as you entered the section you'd see all manner of car moldings and windshield wipers littering the roadway.

Anyway, I was driving behind a camper that had a kind of screened window in the back. About four monkeys started pulling like crazy on the screen and peeled it back. One of the monkeys actually got halfway inside before the driver freaked out and gunned the engine. He started swerving all over the road. Nearly caused a couple of accidents, and I'm pretty sure he ran over a monkey's foot. About two months later, they had the monkeys behind fences. If you go now they can't get to your car anymore and they just sit by the fences and look really depressed.

"Scrap the Caddy, Clyde."

[Midkiff]

Fucking monkeys.


They should make some sort of government-subsidized housing project for them.

[Chip Vaughn]

You are correct. These are clearly homosexual monkeys.

Could they not be ASEXUAL MONKEYS ??

[Death Metal Moe]

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"There's too many sparkling wiggles at the party."