There's A Boy On The Wing Of This Plane!

[Furtherman]

http://www.adoptionblogs.com/media/Kazakhstan%20Adoption/Boy%20on%20plane.jpg

Boy survives two-hour flight to Moscow hanging onto plane wing (http://www.en.rian.ru/russia/20070924/80694850.html)

A 15-year-old boy from the Urals suffered acute frostbite after riding the wing of a Boeing-737 plane on a two-hour flight from Perm to Moscow, Russian radio station Mayak reported on Monday.

After clinging on for the entire 1300-kilometer (808-mile) flight to Vnukova Airport, the boy, named Andrei, collapsed onto the tarmac. His arms and legs were so severely frozen that rescuers were at first unable to remove his coat and shoes, the radio station said.


Considering more vodka infused stories come out of Russia than Britney's ass, I'd be inclined to doubt this until we have offical word from Yakoff Smirnoff. "In Russia, plane flies you!"

[Death Metal Moe]

You're the wing beneath my winds bro.

[EliSnow]

If it's true (and I doubt it), he literally was on a wing and a prayer.

Or wind, as Furtherman calls it.

[Furtherman]

You're the wing beneath my winds bro.

If it's true (and I doubt it), he literally was on a wing and a prayer.

Or wind, as Furtherman calls it.

Wing, as the advance edit allows me!

[Death Metal Moe]

Wing, as the advance edit allows me!

Eh, I'm gonna leave my earlier comment just to confuse people.

[Kris10]

Yeah right. :dry:

[Death Metal Moe]

Yeah right. :dry:

Yea, I'm not really buying this shit either. How fast does a 737 travel? You're telling me some little kid can hold onto the wing of a plane at speeds a commercial airplane travels?

[Furtherman]

Maybe he was in the wheel well. People have stowed away before in them. Although most of them die. But this was a short trip.

[topless_mike]

sniff... sniff..

i smell bullshit.

[nevnut]

sniff... sniff..

i smell bullshit.

X2

[SinA]

and boy, are my arms tired!

[TheMojoPin]

Communism makes you strong.

[Team_Ramrod]

Nope, it's true!

I seen it on the news!

It is supposed to be covered in depth on Anderson Cooper tonight.

[Doogie]

Did this story originate from the Weekly World News?? I am still waiting for the part where bat boy saves him.

[joethebartender]

I held on to the wings of this plane from Newark to Myrtle Beach. (non-stop)
SPICY!


http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:p_xPy3_EXs_IPM:http://www.wilcopub.com/wilcopub_images/images_737PIC/livery_hooters_g.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

Nope, it's true!

I seen it on the news!

It is supposed to be covered in depth on Anderson Cooper tonight.

That guy's head pisses me the fuck off.

[drusilla]

but he's so hot for a late 30's gay man

[Raging Bull]

All Kids Should Have To Sit On The Wings, This Way I Can Enjoy The Silence On During My Flight.

[Team_Ramrod]

That guy's head pisses me the fuck off.

He pisses me off too!

That Anderson Cooper is too damned pretty!

[Death Metal Moe]

He pisses me off too!

That Anderson Cooper is too damned pretty!

Well I don't hate him in a "He won't date me" kind of way like you do, but at least you hate him.

[lleeder]

How big was this kid that he could hold onto a plane?

the boy, named Andrei


7 foot 4. from Grenoble, France

[Hottub]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/snakes-on-a-plane-5.jpg

[Bulldogcakes]

sniff... sniff..

i smell bullshit.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/pop_albums/2/9/o/d29430069ol.jpg

[lleeder]

I knew John Lithgow wasn't crazy.

[SatCam]

I wonder if he is jetlagged

[Judge Smails]

You sure it wasn't a nasty girl?

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5208/e192be360b5acbf22e08336ov3.gif

[Furtherman]

Maybe he was in the wheel well. People have stowed away before in them. Although most of them die. But this was a short trip.

Called it.

Boy who flew to Moscow in plane's wheel well faces amputation (http://www.en.rian.ru/russia/20070926/80987468.html)

After running away from home last week, hitching a ride to the airport, and clambering into the wheel well of a passenger plane, Shcherbakov survived temperatures hitting minus 50 degrees Celsius (-58 Fahrenheit) on a two-hour flight from Perm to Moscow's Vnukovo Airport. Doctors said it was nothing short of a miracle that he survived the flight.

But the article says the Moscow clinic refused to continue treating him. That too, is cold.

[Leticia]

Fucked up...

[RoyMunson]

http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/images/JohnLithgow_TwilightZoneMovie.jpg