The Gvac Affliction Watch Thread

[RoseBlood]

First his gallbladder and now his chipped molar. What affliction will he be treated for next? Place your bets here!

[AngelAmy]

broken cock

[Marc with a c]

the clap.

believe me.

[spoon]

Broken heart after he finds out Marc with a v is no longer gay......for this week at least.

[BoondockSaint]

The gay.

[AngelAmy]

The gay.

he's already got that




i think i read an article somewhere that they're born with it

[Hottub]

The Munchies.

[Marc with a c]

Broken heart after he finds out Marc with a v is no longer gay......for this week at least.

one week? im not that easy to get over

[Judge Smails]

Perforated Vulva

[torker]

Is it Lupus?

[RoseBlood]

Perforated Vulva

Male Breast Reduction Surgery

[BoondockSaint]

The gay.

he's already got that




i think i read an article somewhere that they're born with it


Then the super gay. I did a spike in sales of Wham! albums recently.

[AngelAmy]

im thinking he is going to electrocute himself while plugging in the coffee maker

[spoon]

one week? im not that easy to get over

You forget, he's old and may forget even sooner.

Perhaps we can add dementia to that list?

[spoon]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2882935/2/istockphoto_2882935_old_man.jpg

[Hottub]

im thinking he is going to electrocute himself while plugging in the coffee maker


Never Happen!

G is to fancy for a coffee maker. He has Spicy McHagus fresh-Brew his Joe!

[RoseBlood]

You forget, he's old and may forget even sooner.

Perhaps we can add dementia to that list?

Stupid 10-choice poll limitations!!!

[Marc with a c]

good news, reilly just told me his prostate is fine.

[spoon]

good news, reilly just told me his prostate is fine.

Yaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh. Sure, "she" told you.

[spoon]

http://movieimage2.tripod.com/grail/grail04.jpg

Bring out your Gvac!!

I aint Gvac'd yet!

[Marc with a c]

Yaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh. Sure, "she" told you.

ironically enough my penis is named reilly

[Reephdweller]

How did Gvac know he was at a gay BBQ?

When the hot dogs start tasting like shit!

[PapaBear]

Definitely ball shaving. The question is, who will be the one that shaves them?

[Hottub]

ironically enough my penis is named reilly


Yours too? It used to be called Angel, but that's a long story.

[Reephdweller]

I say Greggy just gets more handsome.

[mikeyboy]

broken hip.

der.

[RoseBlood]

broken hip.

der.

Due to his brittle, osteoporsis ladden bones, a condition most common in aging, post-menopausal woman.

I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

[AngelAmy]

I am going to go out on a limb and say MURDER

[RoseBlood]

How did Gvac know he was at a gay BBQ?

When the hot dogs start tasting like shit!

Ohhh kill me, I laughed out loud at that joke. :rolleyes:

[AngelAmy]

Ohhh kill me, I laughed out loud at that joke. :rolleyes:

would a hug do instead? :wub:

[RoseBlood]

http://movieimage2.tripod.com/grail/grail04.jpg

Bring out your Gvac!!

I aint Gvac'd yet!

Kill me twice, I laughed hard at that one too!!! :lol:

[Fezticle98]

I said whooping cough, because it sounds funny.

[Reephdweller]

Ohhh kill me, I laughed out loud at that joke. :rolleyes:



I got a million of em!

Two blonds are down by the lake, both on the other side from each other.

One of the blonds asks the other "How do you get to the other side?"

The other answers "You ARE on the other side!!"

[Reephdweller]

This could be the wrongest joke ever...

A child and a pedophile were walking through the forest at night.

The kid says "Gee Mister, it sure is dark and scary out here."

The Pedophile says "How do you think I feel? I have to come back this way alone."







:lol:

[RoseBlood]

I got a million of em!

Two blonds are down by the lake, both on the other side from each other.

One of the blonds asks the other "How do you get to the other side?"

The other answers "You ARE on the other side!!"

Lacks the zing of your first joke, but ok not bad.

Mind you, I can never remember a good joke, much less deliver a good one.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I'll Guess Epstein Barr Syndrone, Old People usually get fatigue

:king:

[Kris10]

Ball shaving mishap

[sailor]

i couldn't find consumption, so i went with whooping cough.

[JerseyRich]

Black Lung. Have you ever been to Bergen County?

[A.J.]

broken hip.

der.

I was going to say "hip replacement".

[Reephdweller]

Black Lung. Have you ever been to Bergen County?

Well it is mining country!!

http://www.lab404.com/misc/zoolander.jpg

"I think I got the black lung Pop"

[EliSnow]

I'm thinking gout.

[drjoek]

Another Fricking GVac thread!!

Whiplash from crashing his car in Bergen County

[drjoek]

Never Happen!

G is to fancy for a coffee maker. He has Spicy McHagus fresh-Brew his Joe!

ewww

[mendyweiss]

Fecal Incontinence

[OneEyeJack]

Gvac says: HELP!
Operator says: What is the problem sir?
Gvac says:I,ve fallen and cant get up!
operator says:an ambulance is on the way, is thier anything else you need?
Gvac says: A new gall bladder would be nice.

[SatCam]

old age

[EliSnow]

Osteoporosis?

[reillyluck]

Food poisoning. The cause: Pot Roast.

[A.J.]

Food poisoning. The cause: Pot Roast.

The pot roast is more likely to break his teeth than poison him.

[Earlshog]

This could be the wrongest joke ever...

A child and a pedophile were walking through the forest at night.

The kid says "Gee Mister, it sure is dark and scary out here."

The Pedophile says "How do you think I feel? I have to come back this way alone."







:lol:


:clap:

[Gvac]

Food poisoning. The cause: Pot Roast.

Et tu, schmoopie?

[drusilla]

i'm going with the shits

[IamPixie]

Et tu, schmoopie?

No, YOU'RE SHMOOPIE!!!!!

[JustJon]

Why isn't "broken hip" on the list for Grampa?

[JPMNICK]

ball shaving accident is running away with this one

[Furtherman]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g2/publiceye1/rabbititus.jpg

Rabbititus!

Paging Dr. Kilpatient! Paging Dr. Kilpatient!

[buzzard]

How did Gvac know he was at a gay BBQ?

When the hot dogs start tasting like shit!

:lol: talk about eating yer own that was rough!:lol:

[Leticia]

this is the wrongestest
:innocent:

[Bulldogcakes]

Roseblood. Best chi . . . no. That just won't do.

Best poster, period.

[Bulldogcakes]

I said whooping cough, because it sounds funny.

Me too! Plus GVAC is dyslexic, so he thinks he has "Coughing Whoop".
Which is even sillier.

[RoseBlood]

Another Fricking GVac thread!!

Whiplash from crashing his car in Bergen County

While driving to pick up his
"Bergen County Chamber of Commerce Safe Driver Award"

[BoondockSaint]

Monkeypox.

[ralphbxny]

Alzheimers