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Dan G
09-26-2007, 06:09 PM
Make sure you aren't being filmed.



Tom Cruise was left furious after a crew member on his latest film set passed wind during a minute's silence.

The Hollywood actor - who is currently shooting World War II drama Valkyrie in Berlin - had paused filming to honor the anti-Nazi heroes portrayed in the movie when one employee decided to use the tribute to break wind.

Fellow star Christian Berkel - who plays anti-Hitler plotter Albrecht Mertz von Quirbheim - said, "The film's director Bryan Singer, the screenplay writer Christopher McQuarrie and Tom Cruise asked us all to observe a moment's silence shortly before we started filming."

A source on the set told Britain's Daily Star newspaper, "Fortunately the mystery gassy man didn't completely ruin the touching gesture.

"Quite rightly, Tom is furious. We were filming at the Bendler Block in Germany where the anti-Nazis were executed."

The source said Cruise decided to ask for the minute's silence to show respect for the deceased and appease the German government, who only allowed the movie to be filmed if post-war Germany was shown in a positive light.

The source added, "So for somebody to pass wind in a situation like that is unforgivable."

The silence was filmed and now Cruise and the producers will go through the footage to identify the culprit, who is likely to be fired.

http://defamer.com/hollywood/backfiring-pranks/tom-cruises-moment-of-valkyrie-silence-destroyed-by-mystery-fartiste-304163.php

www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0926tomcruise-CR.html

BoondockSaint
09-26-2007, 06:11 PM
Whoever smelt it dealt it. Mystery over.

danner1515
09-26-2007, 06:17 PM
God, I hate Tom Cruise. "Oooh, look at me! My name is Tom Cruise! I whisper dramatically in every scene I do! That's acting!"

SatCam
09-26-2007, 06:24 PM
The silence was filmed and now Cruise and the producers will go through the footage to identify the culprit, who is likely to be fired.

using smellovision?

Judge Smails
09-26-2007, 06:26 PM
"Speaking of gas, wait a minute. Wait just a minute. You know what was in this? Zyklon-B. You remember? What the Nazis had? Listen. Empty. This was used, man. This was actually used. I wonder how many kikes this little can took out. Think about it."

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/fallingdownarmynavy.jpg

I know this post has nothing to do with anything. I just love that fucking movie and wanted to share.

Probably the mystery farter was either a Nazi sympathizer, or someone who realized what a douche Tom Cruise is making everyone on a movie set observe a moment of silence.

DolaMight
09-26-2007, 06:57 PM
to honor the anti-Nazi heroes portrayed in the movie

Anti-Nazi's? I've never heard of them before. Semites must be anti-nazi.

SatCam
09-26-2007, 07:00 PM
Probably the mystery farter was either a Nazi sympathizer, or someone who realized what a douche Tom Cruise is making everyone on a movie set observe a moment of silence.

maybe he was cramping up

PapaBear
09-26-2007, 07:02 PM
On the one side, it is pretty rude to fart during a moment of silence (unless it truly was impossible to stop), but on the other hand, it's kind of self serving to film a moment of silence.

Dan G
09-26-2007, 07:09 PM
On the one side, it is pretty rude to fart during a moment of silence (unless it truly was impossible to stop), but on the other hand, it's kind of self serving to film a moment of silence.

Most likely filmed for a DVD extra. The fart will now be an Easter egg.

A.J.
09-27-2007, 05:02 AM
"Uh oh. Fart."

http://emotions.juhe.ee/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/rain_man_xl_01.jpg

RoseBlood
09-27-2007, 05:11 AM
On the one side, it is pretty rude to fart during a moment of silence (unless it truly was impossible to stop), but on the other hand, it's kind of self serving to film a moment of silence.

Gotta love PB!

RoseBlood
09-27-2007, 05:14 AM
"Uh oh. Fart."

http://emotions.juhe.ee/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/rain_man_xl_01.jpg


Hahaahahaha!!! "What? Raymond, did you just fart? Did you just fucking fart?!"

Death Metal Moe
09-27-2007, 06:02 AM
What a fucking cunt. Fuck Tom Cruise.