Have you ever F*cked on your parents bed

[CYYYFYYY]

A friend of mine said everyone has done it. I say that is creapy. Answers?

[PapaBear]

Your friend is right.

[drjoek]

I did as a teen ager, my kids I assume have not yet Someday though I figure

[mildly amusing]

i've done it on my parents bed, grandparents bed, best friends bed, her best friends bed, gotten a hand job under the comforter on my bed while my college roommate was on his bed...does it make me a bad person...i submit that it does not...

[midwestjeff]

Your friend is wrong.

[JPMNICK]

not since i was 18, but i have

[PapaBear]

OK. What's creepier? Doing it on your parent's bed, or your parents doing it on your bed? EWWWW!!!

[TheGameHHH]

ive done it, not because its a fetish of mine.....but because my chick and I wanted to fuck and the closest bed happened to be my parents. we stayed above the blankets, so i dont consider it all that violating. of course, if i ever catch my kid fucking on my bed (unless the chick is hot as hell) i planting my foot square in his ass.

[Fallon]

if i ever catch my kid fucking on my bed (unless the chick is hot as hell) i planting my foot square in his ass.

I hope you don't have a daughter. :nono:

[TooLowBrow]

i think it would be gay not to fuck a chick anywhere possible

[TheGameHHH]

I hope you don't have a daughter. :nono:

no, my sperm doesnt carry female chromosones..........i will be having a son

[Team_Ramrod]

yes, I've done it.

For sex, I'd set down anywhere.

[drusilla]

parents bed, sisters bed, brothers bed. oh & my ex's brother's roof.

[led37zep]

I think its common place to bang on your parents bed when you're in high school. Anything after that is just a bit odd.

[TheMojoPin]

No, never did. It's not that I didn't "want" to or thought it would be weird...it just never happened. Hell, in high school, my room was the closest to the living room or coming in the front door, so if we wanted a bed, that was where we went. Any other room in the apartment, and the rest of the building, however, was fair game.

[FUNKMAN]

no just my brothers. and i left him a big wet spot... seriously i was 14 and it was my first time, he let me use his apartment. it still makes me laugh today "i'm laughing right now" thinking about him approaching me the next day and telling me about it with that look of disgust on his face...

[Dude!]

it depends on how good-looking your mom is

[Kris10]

your friend is wrong

[IamPixie]

No way, my dad farts in that bed. I'll bang on my own bed.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

no matter how dirty my room was growing up, I would never bang on old people's bed, the smell alone would make me limp

I pay the $40 nice for 4 hours in a hotel before going on my parents bed


:king:

[EliSnow]

Never did it on my parents' bed.

Reminds me of a story I heard from my brother about somene he knew in college (so this could be an urban myth). Essentially, some guy banged his chick in his parents bed. The chick or guy had crabs, and then the parents got crabs. The mother blamed the father for cheating, the father denied, the kid didn't step up thinking it would die down. It didn't, but he did admit it when it looked like divorce may be a result.

So don't fuck in your parents' bed you filthy animals.

[DolaMight]

it depends on how good-looking your mom is

Dude is right

[A.J.]

Technically yes since I inherited their old mattress for my college apartment.

[Crippler]

Not on my parents' bed, but in high school I did on her parents' bed. No hidden agenda, the bootleg cable box was hooked up to the parents' TV & then we eventually got bored with TV.

[keithy_19]

On my ex's brothers bed. Not intercourse, but we fooled around.

I havent done it many places though. The relationship was veyr restricting, so it was basically like a business when we did sleep together. Sporadic passion was few and far between.

Thank god I'm done with that. :drunk:

[JPMNICK]

On my ex's brothers bed. Not intercourse, but we fooled around.

I havent done it many places though. The relationship was veyr restricting, so it was basically like a business when we did sleep together. Sporadic passion was few and far between.

Thank god I'm done with that. :drunk:

yea you never really talk about it, so you must be over it

[Dingbat_Charlie]

does making love to a cupcake count?

[FUNKMAN]

does making love to a cupcake count?

no only bundt cakes...


:laugh:

[Recyclerz]

While they were in it?

[Ritalin]

Yeah, sure I have.

She was my STEP mother.

edit: I just really grossed myself out right there.

[Midkiff]

It would be impossible to count the number of times my parents unknowingly slumbered in puddles of my tadpoles.

[Bulldogcakes]

No way, my dad farts in that bed. I'll bang on my own bed.

Thank you. My Brother used to do it every chance he got, I always thought it was kinda gross. But I have had sex with Ella Fitzgerald and Sinatra music playing in the background, and I think that sort of counts in a way.

[Tall_James]

Yes, I have fucked on your parent's bed.

[cougarjake13]

was never something i thought about doing or wnated to try

[zildjian361]

Sure did when i was 16 with Jane my first redhead until my old man came from a wedding :drunk:with my MOM,way early,had to locke the door until she got dressed,seems like yesterday.:smoke::drunk:see the patern:happy:

[grlNIN]

No way, my dad farts in that bed. I'll bang on my own bed.

That made me chuckle and it's true.


I don't know what the hell goes on in other people's beds, so there's no way in hell im screwing in 'em.

I've had sex in three living rooms, 2 with parents down the hall on the ground floor and one with his sisters asleep in the room with us.

[drusilla]

one with his sisters asleep in the room with us.

i think thats where i draw the line. i never really cared which room we were in, but when someone else is in the room too is usually when i'll pass on the opportunity

[TheMojoPin]

i think thats where i draw the line. i never really cared which room we were in, but when someone else is in the room too is usually when i'll pass on the opportunity

Especially if the other person is a SIBLING.

My God.

[grlNIN]

I was 16, i didn't care much about sexual etiquette then.

[ChrisTheCop]

I never did, but Ronnie's right; everyone should.

So... I'm off to my Mom's this weekend.

[Friday]

i never did either... but i did have sex in a friends parents bed.

and this was only a yr and a half ago.
which is kind of sad... but hey, as they say... when in Drunk....

[A.J.]

i think thats where i draw the line. i never really cared which room we were in, but when someone else is in the room too is usually when i'll pass on the opportunity

I would have thought the same thing too but I once had a rare opportunity to actually HAVE sex so I didn't care that there was someone else in the room.

[FUNKMAN]

Have you ever F*cked your parents bed


no just their pillows

[EliSnow]

Have you ever F*cked your parents bed


no just their pillows

Those weren't pillows!

[FUNKMAN]

Have you ever F*cked your parents bed


no just their pillows

Those weren't pillows!

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[RoyMunson]

A friend of mine said everyone has done it. I say that is creapy. Answers?

never...

[FUNKMAN]

A friend of mine said everyone has done it. I say that is creapy. Answers?

it's not only creapy it's downright sceary...