do you hate your neighbors? [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

buzzard

10-01-2007, 12:47 PM

My neighbors and I never speak..don't even know their names..they're perfect! If I see their garbage bin at the curb,I put it up by their garage door,ditto for them.:clap:

PapaBear

10-01-2007, 12:47 PM

I don't even know any of my neighbors anymore. Everyone used to know everyone in this neighborhood. Now everyone has fences. I hardly even see any of them.

Snoogans

10-01-2007, 12:50 PM

I live in a condo, so I see people all the time. They are all usually nice but no one really talks more then hey in passing

JPMNICK

10-01-2007, 12:51 PM

i have never had problems with neighbors. I wave and say hello, and they do the same. once in a while we chat about what is going on around town, and that's it

drjoek

10-01-2007, 12:54 PM

Wave as I drive by. That all I need from neighbors

DolaMight

10-01-2007, 12:57 PM

That's a great site for entertainment value alone:

Meat Eater

The guy that lives here is always eating some kind of meat. Beef, pork, chicken, he's even using bacon salt now. Fa - reak!

Fish Taco
09/19/2007 09:44 p.m

I just moved so I'm just on the initial hello neighbor phase. As far as neighbors go I'm not sure of who I dislike more, loud obnoxious neighbors or petty complaining nosy neighbors. I'd take loud obnoxious.

EDIT: more quotes:

Bottle Return noise/filth

homeless people fighting over bottles. They can be quite dirty and leave half-eaten sandwiches lying on the curb

Brooklyn in Better
10/01/2007 02:19 p.m.

Hottub

10-01-2007, 12:59 PM

My next door neighbor is a nice enpough guy. We chat, help each other out with little projects around the yard.

Boy would he be pissed if he knew I was banging his wife!

torker

10-01-2007, 01:01 PM

on the bloody morning after...
one tin soldier rides away

King Hippos Bandaid

10-01-2007, 01:12 PM

the worst thing you can do is ramble with your neighbors when drunk, they now want to talk to me during the week when I don't want to be bothered..

:king:

angrymissy

10-01-2007, 01:12 PM

We have a crazy white trash couple across the street that has given us problems

We had a nice next door neighbor, who rented his house out to people that are very nice, but incredibly trashy. They have dogs and they shit all over the sidewalk and small lawn and it never gets picked up. There is literally 20 piles of GIANT rotweiller sized shit there right now. The giant dog also will shit on my lawn and they won't pick it up. Infuriating, yet I don't want to start a neighbor war and they just had a death in the family so I haven't said anything yet.

Everyone else can be annoyingly talkative. I will look out the front window sometimes to make sure no one is out there waiting to blabbity blab before I head out to my car. Yesterday I was cutting the lawn and got stuck talking to a neighbor for 30 minutes when all I wanted to do was finish and go inside

some of the shit on this website is hilarious

Judge Smails

10-01-2007, 01:14 PM

TAKE DOWN THE FUCKING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meh, at this point they might as well leave them up.

Earlshog

10-01-2007, 01:16 PM

its always uncomfortable after they get "the letter"

No matter how many times you say "I swear she didn't look 13" it still feels awkward

BoondockSaint

10-01-2007, 01:17 PM

On one side of me is a family who I wave to and say hello. On the other side is a graveyard from the 1800's. Those people are the best neighbors. Ever.

WhistlePig

10-01-2007, 05:45 PM

I hate the cunt that lives next door. We're in a townhouse and that bitch cranks her stereo up every night to hear it over her treadmill. My husband pounded on her door one night to tell her to turn it down but she couldn't even hear him pounding on the door! And she hasn't mowed her lawn once since she's moved in. My husband has mowed it all summer (so we won't have a bug problem from her overgrowth) and she hasn't said thanks once!

As for the other neighbors I just smile and say "hi" but that is the extent of it. I've lived here 13 years and only know a couple of my neighbor's names. Never said more than a sentence to anyone.

Hottub

10-01-2007, 06:20 PM

PapaBear

10-01-2007, 06:22 PM

Eeeww!
I wonder if she used some soap?
And you ignored the sentence AFTER that one?

Gmann

10-01-2007, 06:31 PM

I hate my landlord and her kids. They live in the apt downstairs from me. I always cringe when I have to go out and somehow I have go past them. She lets her kids play on the stairs, and when she does laundry the hallways smells like pee.

Nice huh?

sailor

10-01-2007, 06:35 PM

our last apartment had horrible neighbors including one family that would blast music randomly at like 3 a.m. on a tuesday. i slept thru it always, but my roommate called 311 on them numerous times. like once every two weeks the cops would show up to tell them to shut the shit off. now my wife and i rent a house and just have one set of upstairs neighbors and we haven't had a single issue with them in the 10 months we've lived here.

Team_Ramrod

10-01-2007, 06:37 PM

I hate my neighbours. They are all University kids, when they move in every Sept/ October they park up and down the streets, anywhere they can. If I look around my block there are cars everywhere... except in the ficking stalls provided by the condo for their use! (Across the street from my house is condos)

My wife usually parks down the block and has to walk... They usually park right in front of my Jeep so I park my F150 in their front, millimeters away from their bumper, I jump in my jeep and pull it within millimeters of their rear bumper.

Then I wait for them to ask me to move my vehicle, being the prick I am, I usually look at my watch and say "sure, I'll be heading downtown in about 45 minutes.... park in your fucking stall"....

So summarize, yes, I hate my neighbours.

Snacks

10-01-2007, 07:10 PM

amazing how unsocial a lot of you seem to be.

I always had great neighbors, we always talked when we see them. The only neighbor that was bad was when I was real young. She hated having kids run on her lawn. She called the cops a few times but nothing ever came of it. As soon as my brother and I got older she was the sweetest lady. Now that Im older I understand why she hated kids running on her lawn and kids in general. I now live near a park and kids are slobs they throw shit all over the street, they have no respect for people's property. I recommend no one ever live across the street or near a park. But other then that all my neighbors are friendly and neighborly.

Go out, meet your neighbors, talk to them, be sociable. It wont hurt.

A.J.

10-02-2007, 04:36 AM

Yes. Apparently they think wooden floors are quiet.

Crispy123

10-02-2007, 05:04 AM

For the most part Ive met all my neighbors, I wave as they drive by, and make small talk on the weekend when Im out in the yard or walking the dog. On the one side of my house is this old retired couple that are constantly home. Long story short: they suck, I don't like them, they hate my dog, its great. I've told them to stay the fuck away from me.

ralphbxny

10-02-2007, 05:25 AM

I was ok with all my neighbors till my upstairs guy hung himself and no one believed me that it stunk in my apt. It was horrible. On Sunday his family sold all his shit!

donnie_darko

10-02-2007, 05:31 AM

i moved from lake hopatcong N.J. to N.C.
and this is my neighbors yard

http://a917.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/l_eb41383f7987449b42e18e4191475c5c.jpg

he's a nice guy, and believe it or not he's black, so all you Northerners can dispel that southern white redneck archetype, blacknecks aren't myth.

and there are cars behind those trucks
a couple vans on the side of his home (which is the single wide whose roof you can see)

all these cars, 3 kids, a wife, all in a single wide trailer..
i'm planting trees down the property line so at least i won't have to look at them.

Kris10

10-02-2007, 06:45 AM

I have 3 guys who live next door to me who are really cool, they don't have a pool so during the summer they had 5 slip and slides out on the side of their property and were running around like idiots. lol My daughter wanted to go over and play but we resisted. If it was just me, hell yeah I would have been there. Other than that my other neighbors aren't worth waving too.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

10-02-2007, 11:01 AM

There are plenty of neighbors I don't like but there's one that takes the cake. He really has it out for me. He complains about me and on a few occasions he's bothered my visitors.

He and I are the only ones home home during the day. One afternoon a few weeks ago he buzzes my apt and says he forgot his keys. We've been having problems with the intercom lately so I just pretended I couldn't here him. "Hello? Is someone there? HELLO?!?!" :devil2:

biggirl

08-04-2009, 10:46 AM

JPMNICK

08-04-2009, 10:50 AM

Fucking figures.....my baby girl is sleeping and my neighbors start mowing. Dammit! I hate them...I don't typically hate anyone....but I hate these people with a passion. They mow all of the time at this time of day...their weird, icky son with his weird icky friends smoking and weed wacking and ugh...they so piss me off.
you sound like my dad. he gets made when the neighbor mows his grass or uses his leaf blower. He complains he does it daily. I feel kind of bad because he is home all day retired (my dad), but at the same time the guy is an old italian guy who loves his lawn. it is his hobby. and it is 3pm, not 1130 at night.

ANC

08-04-2009, 10:52 AM

Only met the neighbors across the street. They seem really nice. I think the previous owners of our house were the assholes of the block.

biggirl

08-04-2009, 10:53 AM

you sound like my dad. he gets made when the neighbor mows his grass or uses his leaf blower. He complains he does it daily. I feel kind of bad because he is home all day retired (my dad), but at the same time the guy is an old italian guy who loves his lawn. it is his hobby. and it is 3pm, not 1130 at night.

I don't mind if someone loves their lawn....these pricks are just lowlifes...they probably just rolled out of bed...seriously..they are druggies..don't work...and then they have to screw my daughter out of a nap. That's all.

boosterp

08-04-2009, 10:51 PM

What are these neighbors? Is it some sort of new-fangled machine?

PapaBear

08-04-2009, 10:54 PM

What are these neighbors? Is it some sort of new-fangled machine?
In my neighborhood, they are those people who started putting up fences around their yards back in the 90's, so kids couldn't play outside anymore, and shields you from even knowing what said neighbors even look like.

TooLowBrow

08-04-2009, 10:59 PM

boosterp

08-04-2009, 11:08 PM

In my neighborhood, they are those people who started putting up fences around their yards back in the 90's, so kids couldn't play outside anymore, and shields you from even knowing what said neighbors even look like.

Ah, so they are the unknown residents of the house, homes, or condos on either side of you. You kind of blindly wave to but have no clue what their names are sort of people. I get it.

Good fences make good neighbors

I think I heard that somewhere.

TooLowBrow

08-04-2009, 11:10 PM

I think I heard that somewhere.

i posted it years ago, it became famous

britneypablo

08-04-2009, 11:43 PM

i didnt hate them...but now ppl have moved out and blacks have moved in....why is there 5 people living in the same size place that fits one of me......

PapaBear

08-04-2009, 11:48 PM

i didnt hate them...but now ppl have moved out and blacks have moved in....why is there 5 people living in the same size place that fits one of me......
It's rude to refer to Mexicans as "black".

Crossweird

08-04-2009, 11:52 PM

i posted it years ago, it became famous

Cool. I invented "Baby on Board".

TooLowBrow

08-04-2009, 11:54 PM

i didnt hate them...but now ppl have moved out and blacks have moved in....why is there 5 people living in the same size place that fits one of me......

tiny black people living nextdoor to bp!

try to kill or capture one of them!

britneypablo

08-04-2009, 11:58 PM

It's rude to refer to Mexicans as "black".
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listen all i smell in the breezeway now is BO ok i dunno what to think anymore...race war is so confusing UGH 

tiny black people living nextdoor to bp!

try to kill or capture one of them!

 i have strategically placed purple koolaid, kfc, and menthols floating in the swimming pool....that should do it

Crossweird

08-05-2009, 12:05 AM

i have strategically placed purple koolaid, kfc, and menthols floating in the swimming pool....that should do it

Giving them diabetes and lung cancer is a kinda slow way to get rid of them.

PapaBear

08-05-2009, 12:09 AM

Giving them diabetes and lung cancer is a kinda slow way to get rid of them.
She's doing her racist thing. She's insinuating that blacks can't swim. Therefore, they will drown in the pool. Her new neighbors are obviously Mexicans. Mexicans can swim. Her plan will fail.

britneypablo

08-05-2009, 12:13 AM

She's doing her racist thing. She's insinuating that blacks can't swim. Therefore, they will drown in the pool. Her new neighbors are obviously Mexicans. Mexicans can swim. Her plan will fail.

 this stinks...i wonder if they got any extra refried beans and cheese...i love that stuff

razorboy

08-05-2009, 12:16 AM

this stinks...i wonder if they got any extra refried beans and cheese...i love that stuff

Just lace the beans with sickle cell anemia and you can't lose.

boosterp

08-05-2009, 01:45 AM

this stinks...i wonder if they got any extra refried beans and cheese...i love that stuff

One way to trap or kill them is put a green card, work visa, or fake SSN card in the intersection. They get run over here all the time.

Just lace the beans with sickle cell anemia and you can't lose.

Wrong race goof.

biggirl

08-05-2009, 10:57 AM

They are doing it again....MOWING...they did this at the same time yesterday. Why do you have to mow the same grass over again when you did it the day before...if they are bored they could at least mow my yard. Gese...I hope my little Greta doesn't wake up again today during nap.

Nothing Sound

08-05-2009, 11:09 AM

I've lived in the same townhouse for over 5 years now and have never even said hello to any of my neighbors. I walk from
my car to my door and then back again when it's time to leave for work in the morning. Sometimes the neighbors 2 doors down
are out on their front porch but I just walk straight in to my house not even looking over at them. I think they like it that way too.