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Jennitalia
11-26-2001, 10:13 AM
I'm on the pill (orthonovum/tricyclen)
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11-26-2001, 11:19 AM
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french bread pizza
11-26-2001, 11:56 AM
orthotricyclen
and condoms
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TheGameHHH
11-26-2001, 12:00 PM
Saran Wrap and some rubber bands.
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Jennitalia
11-26-2001, 12:11 PM
Sometimes I'll just jump up and down or have jon kick me in the uterus ;)
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RF Godfather
11-26-2001, 12:49 PM
ANAL SEX!
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Tazz1376
11-26-2001, 12:54 PM
Involuntary abstinence
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Jennitalia
11-26-2001, 12:56 PM
another form of birth control i practice:
swallowing (always good) :)
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Boy, that Jon is a lucky man! I wish I could find a woman that would let me kick her in the uterus.
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Sheeplovr
11-26-2001, 01:46 PM
Diet coke with lemon
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Jennitalia
11-26-2001, 03:13 PM
Boy, that Jon is a lucky man! I wish I could find a woman that would let me kick her in the uterus.
well, he needs to get his kung-fu practice in somehow ;)
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DreamWeaver
11-26-2001, 03:22 PM
the "pull-out" method..although that doesnt always work
french bread pizza
11-26-2001, 03:29 PM
well when i'm actually with someone seriously, i use the pull out method, even though i'm still on the pill i tend to forget a pill or fuck up the times
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-26-2001, 04:02 PM
Diet coke with lemon
Sweetness, it's Mountain Dew, not diet coke, dear.
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Eric Shun
11-26-2001, 04:47 PM
about 60 lbs of blubber that hangs out under my chest and above my crotch. blubber belly hehehe
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HordeKing1
11-26-2001, 04:54 PM
DREAMWEAVER and FRENCH BREAD PIZZA - Withdrawal is completely ineffective becasue the precum released way before orgasm is more than enough to impregnante you.
Additionally, the pill works great if you take it every day. Depending on where you are in your cycle, if you miss even a couple of days on the pill, you can become pregnant.
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IkeaBoy
11-26-2001, 05:58 PM
booty call reference TheGame, nice.
I use celibacy. not by choice mind you. and...
the "pull-out" method..although that doesnt always work better watch out dan
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french bread pizza
11-26-2001, 06:12 PM
i am fully aware that it is not effective..but it's more effective then having them actually ejaculate in me...
i do take the pill every day..i may miss one day a month..but my problem is i can't remember to take it at the same time every day...
the pull out method has been effective thus far...however maybe my men have dead sperm..or worse off..maybe i am infertile :-o
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-26-2001, 06:23 PM
Withdrawal is completely ineffective
No, it's extremely effective: one baby every nine months!
Damn, I wish I remember where got that line!
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french bread pizza
11-26-2001, 06:35 PM
hahaha
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DreamWeaver
11-26-2001, 06:45 PM
Just a little joke....actually Ortho Tricyclen is my best friend :)
JustJon
11-26-2001, 07:17 PM
In addition to the pill, the punch and the jumping, there's the condom...
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french bread pizza
11-26-2001, 07:20 PM
i said condom up ^^^^ my first reply for this
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Jennitalia
11-26-2001, 07:21 PM
In addition to the pill, the punch and the jumping, there's the condom...
that's right. because there's no way i'd ever want to end up carrying your demon seed, baby :)
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IkeaBoy
11-26-2001, 07:31 PM
the punch and the jumping Is this when she says "I'm pregnant" you give her a few in the belly and jump out of the way when she swings back?
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TooCute
11-26-2001, 07:32 PM
I like the pill. But I don't use
it for birth control, I use it for
my skin and my PMS. but
actually I'm not on it right
now. Jeez. I make a lot of
sense.
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french bread pizza
11-26-2001, 07:44 PM
wait how could you carry my baby..wouldn't i be carrying it..i'm confused
I AM NOT A DEMON...i just pretend sometimes..hehehe
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EffMeBoobs
11-27-2001, 05:55 PM
I hang upside down for about 45 minutes. Usually does the trick.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-27-2001, 06:07 PM
Actually, the last time
someone asked me this, I
quietly replied, "Nothing
scientific."
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Saran Wrap and some rubber bands
HHH: awful but im laughin my ass off!
I use the depo shot. its quite possibly the greatest invention of all time.
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Pootertoot
11-28-2001, 12:09 PM
I use a plunger and some hope.
If that fails, a shovel and a bag of lime.
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If that fails, a shovel and a bag of lime.
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JustJon
11-28-2001, 06:30 PM
that's right. because there's no way i'd ever want to end up carrying your demon seed, baby
yeah, me reproducing is a scary thing. On the other hand, I'll be an uncle in a few months and can corrupt the little tyke... ;)
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Sunrisa
11-29-2001, 06:23 AM
lo ovral.
a low dose contraceptive. it wont help my skin...but it minimizes the amount of weight i will gain...
and how about that breast tenderness...
awful!
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fatty
11-29-2001, 06:56 AM
my trusty coat hanger has bailed me out many times. did i say trusty? i meant rusty.
it's true,
it's damn true!
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french bread pizza
11-29-2001, 11:38 AM
well i don't have much to worry about with the weight gain, i even welcome it..hehe
but the breast tenderness SUCKS.. i get it really really bad
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impactplayer2k1
11-29-2001, 11:48 AM
I like something technical, like the rhythm method. its a pain in the ass but it works.
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Noellevious
11-29-2001, 04:28 PM
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french bread pizza
11-29-2001, 04:57 PM
thank you :-D
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Zipgun
11-29-2001, 08:41 PM
My method?
Sitting home by myself listening to talk radio instead of going out and getting a life.
It's a surefire way to not get anyone pregnant.
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french bread pizza
11-29-2001, 09:56 PM
oh shit..i guess that's what i use too..only my computer is subsituted in where your radio is...
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TheGameHHH
11-29-2001, 10:46 PM
Gwen, if I read your post right it said you get a shot every month....Could you do me a favor and email me, my girlfriend and I are very curious as to the details of this shot because she is looking in to using it as a form of birth control (she doesn't think the saran wrap and rubber bands are "effective" enough). Any help you can give would be great. Thanks!
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zathrus
12-13-2001, 04:20 PM
I use ortho novellem 777.
Seems to be working. The
strangest birth control
method that I've ever heard
was...not to drink anything
for 3 hours after sex and
you wouldn't get pregnant.
hope no one ever followed
that one
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CrazyClare
12-20-2001, 01:57 AM
well if was a guy id say a fake name and phone number.. but that doesnt really work. all you really need is a flight of stairs and a kick in the ass. oh yeah and condoms, just condoms, the pill can make you gain weight and i struggle enough with the other meds im on thaat make me gain weirgt.. i want a 6 pack damnit
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sexy bastard
12-25-2001, 02:23 AM
DOH...that was to funny to funny i almost dropped my 10 month old niece..god i am horrible uncle...but the birthcontrol i use is condoms..then again..its been so long i forgot =(
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Big Jim
12-26-2001, 12:40 AM
what do you use for birth control?
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#1PsychomarkFan
01-05-2002, 10:37 AM
Jenitalia, same as you.
But I also use comdons, Lifestyles :)
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Doogie
01-05-2002, 10:43 AM
I just follow the advice of the chef...spaghetti O's can substitute for Birth control. There is enough artificial crap in there to kill any chance of reproduction...enough cans of those and you wont even be able to see you willy anymore...
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The mighty Thor
01-12-2002, 11:58 AM
I use a truck inner-tube for a
condom.
;)
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MikeJerzy
01-12-2002, 01:30 PM
Birth Control is something I will worry about when a woman finally decides that I'm someone that she'd like to fornicate with.... this may take a while..
Late!
MikeJerzy
01-12-2002, 01:30 PM
Birth Control is something I will worry about when a woman finally decides that I'm someone that she'd like to fornicate with.... this may take a while..
Late!
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