Crapping after a shower... [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

sr71blackbird

10-03-2007, 09:07 AM

drusilla

10-03-2007, 09:09 AM

why not just take another shower?

Fallon

10-03-2007, 09:10 AM

It does ruin it, I'll jump right back in the shower if I have time.

Judge Smails

10-03-2007, 09:14 AM

I'd go as long as 6-8 hours after a shower if I can hold it for that long.

cupcakelove

10-03-2007, 09:15 AM

I usually like to take a crap right before a shower, so I do get the clean feeling, but I go if I gotta go.

Dougie Brootal

10-03-2007, 09:24 AM

I usually like to take a crap right before a shower, so I do get the clean feeling, but I go if I gotta go.

me too. but ill shower again after. really quick like 2 minutes, long enough to soap up my asshole.

A.J.

10-03-2007, 09:25 AM

I don't shower until I crap.

meanmrbill

10-03-2007, 09:42 AM

I heard a woman say that if she was just finished showering and suddenly felt
like she had to take a crap, that she would hold it in rather than "ruining"
that "just showered feeling"... I thought this was odd.
Then I heard another woman say she does the same thing...

Does anyone else do this? If I have to go, I go...

I have always done the same thing. Most of the shits i've taken in my life have been like this. I need that "home field advantage" with the shower nearby.

drjoek

10-03-2007, 09:46 AM

:furious:We're not allowed to have threads that complain about ESD being on the the show TOO MUCH Yet threads like this get a free pass. :wallbash: :wallbash:

ralphbxny

10-03-2007, 09:52 AM

I agree with her. I hate crappin after I shower!

Doctor Z

10-03-2007, 09:58 AM

It's like walking across a just-mopped floor.

fezident

10-03-2007, 10:20 AM

It's like walking across a just-mopped floor.

:clap:

Hottub

10-03-2007, 10:23 AM

:clap:

FEZIDENT!!! WELCOME BACK MY BUDDAY!!!!:clap::drunk::bye::thumbup:

FUNKMAN

10-03-2007, 10:27 AM

if it's diahrea then in the shower is fine...

topless_mike

10-03-2007, 11:00 AM

no difference to me.
its not going to be my face in my crotch a few hours later.

Bill From Yorktown

10-03-2007, 11:29 AM

prefer not to, unless it's an emergency. Also, no matter how well you dry off, you're gonna get soggy toilet paper, and that SUCKS

Leticia

10-03-2007, 11:31 AM

I hate pooping after I take a shower!

Especially since I try to poop beforehand but I only get the urge afterwards sometimes and it's annoying.

I do still wash myself afterwards to not feel unfresh.

Marc with a c

10-03-2007, 11:33 AM

america needs bidets.

somebody start a movement.

buzzard

10-03-2007, 11:34 AM

america needs bidets.

somebody start a movement.

isn't a movement what creates this problem?

a re-shower is necessary If that happens!:wink:

Marc with a c

10-03-2007, 11:37 AM

isn't a movement what creates this problem?

a re-shower is necessary If that happens!:wink:

if you aren't going to take this seriously please leave.

anyway who's in for the clean butt foundation?

IamPixie

10-03-2007, 11:40 AM

baby wipes?

buzzard

10-03-2007, 11:41 AM

if you aren't going to take this seriously please leave.

anyway who's in for the clean butt foundation?

I was serious I holely support the CBF!

BoondockSaint

10-03-2007, 11:42 AM

baby wipes?

Must be smart baby.

drjoek

10-03-2007, 11:42 AM

if you aren't going to take this seriously please leave.

anyway who's in for the clean butt foundation?

Marc with a C in a clean Butt in 08

Marc with a c

10-03-2007, 11:42 AM

I was serious I holely support the CBF!

are you?

prove it. we're going to need a picture of your asshole.

buzzard

10-03-2007, 11:47 AM

are you?

prove it. we're going to need a picture of your favorite asshole.

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z82/a1958wil/MarcwithAC01.jpg

you made that too easy...a real crap shoot!:lol:

Marc with a c

10-03-2007, 11:50 AM

you made that too easy...a real crap shoot!:lol:

the puns and the insinuation are not appreciated.

moving on..

first order of business,

water tempature in the bidets; hot, warm, lukewarm, room temp, or cold?

drjoek

10-03-2007, 11:52 AM

the puns and the insinuation are not appreciated.

moving on..

first order of business,

water tempature in the bidets; hot, warm, lukewarm, room temp, or cold?

COLD !!!!!!!:surrender:

No Way thats a good Idea!:help:

buzzard

10-03-2007, 11:53 AM

the puns and the insinuation are not appreciated.

moving on..

first order of business,

water tempature in the bidets; hot, warm, lukewarm, room temp, or cold?

where's Jezo when we need him?

I'd say lukewarm so you don't burn yer vag. I'm sorry If I've offended your sensibilities:wink:

Marc with a c

10-03-2007, 11:54 AM

where's Jezo when we need him?

I'd say lukewarm so you don't burn yer vag. I'm sorry If I've offended your sensibilities:wink:

i do not have a vagina.

BoondockSaint

10-03-2007, 11:56 AM

The CBF needs a slogan. How about, "Dingleberries are for assholes."

buzzard

10-03-2007, 11:57 AM

i do not have a vagina.

fetus then?..don't wanna hurt the kid!

Marc with a c

10-03-2007, 11:59 AM

The CBF needs a slogan. How about, "Dingleberries are for assholes."

nice, now we're getting somewhere.

boondock is head of marketing.

buzzard

10-03-2007, 12:01 PM

nice, now we're getting somewhere.

boondock is head of marketing.

may I please run HR as it is usually the rectal cavity of the company?

Marc with a c

10-03-2007, 12:04 PM

may I please run HR as it is usually the rectal cavity of the company?

no.

your doody will be as a customer service rep making house calls making sure everyone is clean.

Marc with a c

10-03-2007, 12:05 PM

ok i'm done.

i thought this would be funny, but it is not in the slightest.

buzzard

10-03-2007, 12:08 PM

no.

your doody will be as a customer service rep making house calls making sure everyone is clean.

so, you do like me then? a CSR for the CBF...I get to check BVDs? I'm going places!:thumbup:

buzzard

10-03-2007, 12:14 PM

ok i'm done.

i thought this would be funny, but it is not in the slightest.

I'm crushed,my first brush with greatness and I've failed :flush:

drjoek

10-03-2007, 12:17 PM

I'm crushed,my first brush with greatness and I've failed :flush:

Take your small victories and build on them

Baby steps
Your swimming in the deep end of the pool now:thumbup: Keep it up

Marc with a c

10-03-2007, 12:20 PM

I'm crushed,my first brush with greatness and I've failed :flush:

it's not you, it's me.

but good choice of smiley.

buzzard

10-03-2007, 12:24 PM

Take your small victories and build on them

Baby steps
Your swimming in the deep end of the pool now:thumbup: Keep it up

Oh yeah,I expect him to really warm up to me when he finds out I tried to trade him in the board swap thread! :help:

drjoek

10-03-2007, 12:27 PM

it's not you, it's me.

If I hear that one more time......

Im gonna cry

Marc with a c

10-03-2007, 12:27 PM

Oh yeah,I expect him to really warm up to me when he finds out I tried to trade him in the board swap thread! :help:

no worries. nobody wants me anyway

buzzard

10-03-2007, 12:31 PM

no worries. nobody wants me anyway

Oh sure! you the sensitive vagina guy the women love(all 5 of them in here) and me the old garbage eating scavenger with the smart mouth and Mikeyboys birthday..guess who'll survive? I should just delete my self now!

topless_mike

10-03-2007, 12:33 PM

baby wipes?

baby wipes clean everything, not just butt...

drjoek

10-03-2007, 12:34 PM

Oh sure! you the sensitive vagina guy the women love(all 5 of them in here) and me the old garbage eating scavenger with the smart mouth and Mikeyboys birthday..guess who'll survive? I should just delete my self now!

Why dont you and marc with a c go to a private chat room

and you know....:wub:

buzzard

10-03-2007, 12:37 PM

Why dont you and marc with a c go to a private chat room

and you know....:wub:

I for one would miss you too much!:wink:

cougarjake13

10-03-2007, 02:13 PM

my chick just coordinates her showers so that her shower comes after her shits

sr71blackbird

10-03-2007, 04:17 PM

I will go whenever I get the urge, because usually when I get the urge and ignore it, the results can be explosive and messy.

clockworkjoey

10-03-2007, 04:22 PM

i'll only go if i can take a shower after i go. no shower = no crap

sr71blackbird

10-03-2007, 04:27 PM

What do you do at work??

MobCounty

10-03-2007, 04:30 PM

Crap before please.

clockworkjoey

10-03-2007, 04:33 PM

What do you do at work??

i manage to make it thru the day. i refuse to use porta jons i'm afraid of splashback from the blue liquid

ryno1974

10-04-2007, 06:32 PM

The best time saver of all is to just take a dump IN the shower. O course squishing it down the drain with your toes takes some time, but at least you kill 2 birds with one stone.

I personally like to brush my teeth while I am squishing it down he drain, really helps me maximize my productive time in there.

IamPixie

10-04-2007, 06:42 PM

The best time saver of all is to just take a dump IN the shower. O course squishing it down the drain with your toes takes some time, but at least you kill 2 birds with one stone.

Look everybody, it's shit toes!

midwestjeff

10-04-2007, 08:44 PM

joethebartender

10-05-2007, 05:52 AM

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Don't you have access to toilet paper? Wipe that shit off and go on about your business. In the last two months i have shit in a cornfield twice. There was no shower to be found, i was lucky to drop it in the field and not in my pants. Luckily, I carry toilet paper in my truck. Quit being so fucking prissy.

Please don't shit in the cornfields anymore. I like corn too much to be wondering about it. Besides, isn't that what got all of those people sick at Taco Bell? Workers shitting in the green onion fields?:glurps::ohmy: